Chapter 118 - 110: The Wilderness, Humans Are Born of Mothers!

"Then we should at least go for one ride, we can’t waste the time when there are the fewest people, right?" Zhou Baowei agreed, though rationally analyzed. "Let’s ride the roller coaster." Bai Bufan suddenly agreed. "You can do it now?" Both Zhou Baowei and Lin Li were a bit surprised. "Yes, let’s go on that roller coaster. That one looks the most thrilling and suitable for us." Bai Bufan pointed in a direction, eyes shining with excitement. Lin Li looked over and then fell silent. In a large amusement park, there’s not just one roller coaster, some even have seven or eight in a single area. The Canglong is just the most exciting one in Pingjiang Amusement Park. The roller coaster Bai Bufan was pointing at now was another one. This roller coaster covers about 500,000 square centimeters and can accommodate up to two people at a time. The highest point of the track is about 300 centimeters from the ground, and even Cultivator Lin Li would have to jump up to reach it. In the middle of the roller coaster, there’s a terrifying dragon statue that glitters with multicolored lights, spinning endlessly and making noises: "Milky, milky, I am milky!" Zhou Baowei looked at the amusement park’s electronic map on his phone, which had an introduction: "Cute Dragon Soaring, suitable for ages 3-7. Bufan, it’s smaller than your shoe size — does this thrill your currency?" "I want to take a photo with the milky dragon, can’t I? It’s all dragons, the milky dragon is similar to the Canglong. Why don’t we skip the Canglong and focus on the milky dragon?" Bai Bufan argued righteously. "Those who like the milky dragon really should line up and get swept by machine gun fire." Lin Li sneered. "Don’t be like that, a lot of kids like the milky dragon." Bai Bufan defended the milky dragon. Lin Li pondered for a while and then provided a solution: "Just lower the muzzle." Bai Bufan: "..." No response came, Lin Li truly was a devil. At eight o’clock, the barricade was opened on time, and a crowd of people rushed in. The three finally decided to first go play a moderately thrilling castle drift, to warm up for the rapids adventure. Experience complete. The project wasn’t too thrilling; it was just drifting in a dark, haunted setting. Apart from occasionally getting surprised in the front seat, there was nothing else worth mentioning. "Lin Li, did you hear that? The woman behind us kept saying she was afraid of the dark and ghosts when she was playing," Bai Bufan asked Lin Li on their way out after it was over. "I heard, she kept screaming, so annoying, and the perfume smell was insanely strong." Lin Li nodded, full of disdain. The smell was so pungent, the longer he smelled it, the more he missed the bus’s aroma. "Then tell me, why when the dark and ghost combined, was she no longer scared?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li, indicating his gaze behind him. Lin Li turned his head slightly, only to find that the woman behind them was holding hands with a black ghost. Case solved, half of the perfume smell they just detected probably came from this black ghost. Especially foreigners like black ghosts, to cover up armpit odor, they spray perfume like it’s free. Lin Li turned back to look at Bai Bufan, his expression very serious at that moment: "Bufan, never mind about being afraid of the dark or ghosts, I’ve found a murderer, immediately call headquarters, I didn’t bring weapons, I can’t empty the magazine, I need backup, quick!" "Report to the FBI tomorrow." Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were both stunned for a moment, then tacitly gave a thumbs-up. Following their plan, the trio arrived at the Canglong roller coaster’s express entrance, lining up at the back of the line. At that moment, the machine was already operating continuously, with screams echoing from far to near, and near to far, as if it was performing ASMR. Bai Bufan gulped loudly. "Didn’t the Great Qing fall? Why is the torture still here?! Haven’t they recruited yet?" Bai Bufan denounced the world’s sins. Nobody paid him any attention. After all, no one asked, how to recruit. "I suddenly remembered, my dad is having my milk, I have to go see if it’s a boy or a girl, brothers, enjoy yourselves, I’m outta here." Bai Bufan suddenly recalled this matter and turned to leave. Now someone minded him. Four hands grabbed Bai Bufan’s collar in an instant, no matter how hard he tried, he could only march in place. He fled, they pursued, he was trapped like a bird with clipped wings. Bai Bufan turned his head, earnestly pleading with Lin Li: "Bro, I really can’t, I ate something that my stomach couldn’t take this morning, it feels uncomfortable now, you don’t want to see flying, do you?" Lin Li: "..." Zhang Wansen, going under. To be honest, Bai Bufan dared to describe such a scene, but Lin Li didn’t dare to imagine it, and his body subconsciously was trying to stay away from the roller coaster track as much as possible. Lin Li knew Bai Bufan was making excuses. But Lin Li had to keep him there because, as good brothers, he must teach Bai Bufan what courage is, how to overcome fears, what it means that the rainbow comes after the storm, and when a brother is facing death, you damn sure shouldn’t be thinking about living alone. "I really can’t do anything about you, take this, it should solve your issue." Lin Li sighed, took out a glasses case, and handed it to Bai Bufan. Bai Bufan took it, opened it, took out the glasses inside, put them on, took a look, felt dizzy, a bit confused: "What’s this for, to get used to dizziness in advance?" "No, I want you to shove it up, this way, the flight won’t come out." Lin Li explained. Bai Bufan: "..." Bai Bufan sneered, and without the child, there’s no catching the wolf. He really made a motion to reach behind himself and said at the same time: "I’m really doing it now, don’t be unhappy." But this time he was wrong, Lin Li was calm: "I’d be happy." "Isn’t this expensive? You’re not going to keep it?" Bai Bufan was surprised. "Not keeping it." "Because damn it, that’s my glasses case!" Zhou Baowei looked back; the more he looked, the more familiar it seemed, finally confirming it was his own glasses, snatched them back abruptly. Lin Li was really a rogue, Zhou Baowei despised such a person, and after the contempt, placed his half-drank beverage back near Lin Li’s backpack. "Alright, my treat, I’ll go to the nursing room for you to get a diaper, this should solve your issue, can’t do anything about you." Lin Li sighed. "You even deal with diapers?" Bai Bufan looked disgusted. Lin Li was stunned and then laughed. The two were in a heated battle, fiery and loud. Due to the fast track, within a few minutes, it would be their turn. "Ze Yu, how’s this ride, scary or not?" Bai Bufan saw a classmate coming down and immediately asked. "Didn’t feel much, actually got quite bored." Qin Zeyu shook his head. "Really?" Bai Bufan’s eyes lit up at the words. Bored is great; he liked boring things the most. "Yeah, I got bored and fell asleep shortly after getting on, and the staff woke me up later." After saying this, Qin Zeyu staggered past the three with trembling legs. Bai Bufan’s smile froze on his face. Can’t you stop calling passing out from fear falling asleep! Then Bai Bufan showed concern, walked up to support Qin Zeyu, and waved back to Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, saying, "Zeyu’s not doing so well, I’ll escort him to the amusement park’s medical room, you guys go ahead and play." Four hands grabbed Bai Bufan, while two hands pushed him away. The three spoke in unison: "No need." Bai Bufan’s smile turned bleak. ... The roller coaster had four seats per row, with Lin Li on the left, Bai Bufan in the middle, Zhou Baowei on the right, and a student from another school on the far right. At this moment, all three of their hair was being blown back, refusing to come down, and all looked ashen-faced. The safety bar started to rise slowly after the staff’s operation. Lin Li took a deep breath and stood up: "Oh crap——" But in just two minutes, his voice turned a bit hoarse from yelling. Bai Bufan, however, said nothing beside him; when Lin Li looked at him, the guy didn’t even have his eyes open. Not everyone screams on these thrill rides; in fact, a large portion of people, like the Bai Bufan in front of him, just keep their eyes closed tightly and grip the equipment, unable to make a sound. This is true fear. "Get up, Bufan." Zhou Baowei urged Bai Bufan, whose lips were still trembling, though he himself wasn’t much better. He underestimated the power of the Canglong roller coaster. Before getting on, Zhou Baowei: "Mom, life is a vast wilderness, the world is so big, I want to see it." After getting off, Zhou Baowei: "Wilderness, people are born of mothers. Ding Zhen was right, I want to find my mom." Kinda like liking dragons too much but fearing them. "Just now on the roller coaster, I think someone peed in my pants." Hearing Zhou Baowei’s urging, Bai Bufan calmly said. Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "..." Lin Li took a step to the left, Zhou Baowei took a step to the right, both pinching their noses. Crap. Are you serious with your half-step retreat? "What the hell, just kidding, but my legs are really weak, help me out, hurry!" Bai Bufan, wounded once more by his friends, shouted out. Lin Li chuckled, then pulled Bai Bufan’s arm onto his shoulder. How come boys are still smelly and hard after being scared stiff, Lin Li somewhat missed the fragrant and soft class leader. Wait a minute. Lin Li frowned. [With a fearless and dashing stance, pass through the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm (0/8)] On the task interface, the bold 0 hadn’t turned into a fierce 1, stabbing Lin Li’s heart deeply. Bu Hao! Even after the three had left the Canglong roller coaster area, the number still hadn’t changed. Lin Li laughed. A painful laugh. What else could it be, except that his earlier self was not fearless enough and not dashing enough. System, damn it, some blessing from the Feng. "Do we really have to go through such trials seven more times?" At this moment, Bai Bufan, drooping beside Zhou Baowei, spoke with a trembling voice. "I think maybe, indeed, we shouldn’t play the other seven thrill rides for now." Zhou Baowei, at this point, also suggested sincerely. He needed to take a breather too. "Agreed," Bai Bufan looked at the seven speed-run rides on his phone, "If you let me play these back-to-back, I can’t handle it mentally or physically, but I’m totally onboard with playing something else." "Okay, I already have something suitable for your needs, I’ll lead the way." Lin Li nodded at their words. "Alright, we’ll trust you, Lin Li, you lead the way!" The three of them, in a rare moment, reached a consensus instantly; such was the power of the Canglong roller coaster. So Lin Li led the way, and half a minute later, they started queuing. Bai Bufan was a bit surprised: "How did we get here so quickly, what’s the ride?" He felt they hadn’t walked for even a minute, what sort of leisure ride is this, why is it so close to the Canglong roller coaster? Zhou Baowei squinted his eyes: "Bufan, check out the queue next to us, it looks really familiar, seems like the fast lane for the Canglong roller coaster." "Seems like it." "How come the destination looks the same too?" Feeling a jolt in their hearts, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei both looked up simultaneously. An electronic sign: 「Canglong Roller Coaster (Normal Queue Entry) (Estimated queuing time ’15’ minutes)」 Four hands immediately grabbed Lin Li’s neck, and Lin Li could already see his great-grandmother waving at him. "Lin Li, what the hell are you doing!" Bai Bufan was the most furious one. "No, you said, as long as it’s not those seven rides, everything else is fine, right, didn’t I meet your requirements——" Lin Li, whose throat was being strangled by fate, struggled to speak. "Are you seriously calling this meeting our requirements?" Bai Bufan roared. "Just answer me, did it or didn’t it?" "I’ll strangle you!"