Chapter 125 - 115: You Say (chew, chew, chew) Who Invented This Thing (chew, chew, chew)

Words : 1418 Updated : Sep 30th, 2025
Lin Li was laughing so hard in mid-air that he started twitching. [With fearless elegance, cleared 8 challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm (5/8)] When the large pendulum segment ended, the task progress didn’t update, probably because he was too busy laughing. But being able to witness this scene, Lin Li felt that dying would be worth the ticket price. The task could be continued later, but this scene wasn’t one you could watch just anytime you wanted. "Wow—it ended so quickly, was it really three minutes? It felt like less than a minute, it ended just in the time it took to say a few words to you." As the safety bar lifted, Wang Ziyan chewed on his gum, feeling somewhat unfulfilled. Teacher, is there a chance that you slept the whole two minutes, and it wasn’t just a few words we exchanged? But how was it that I was entirely unconscious, how are these memories connected? Lin Li was really curious. "Teacher, did you also feel that the other thrilling rides today ended quickly?" Lin Li’s face was still flushed with laughter, but he still asked. "How did you know? They were all too quick, really unsatisfying, especially the ones reaching the clouds, it felt like they ended in half a second, kind of boring, next time we should play something even taller." Wang Ziyan got up from the seat, chewing the gum in his mouth, nodding, then suddenly looked confused: "What’s wrong, Lin Li, why are you laughing so much?" Dammit, don’t laugh out loud at this moment. "Have you ever gone to an amusement park with friends before?" Lin Li continued to ask. "Never, why do you ask?" Wang Ziyan shook his head. Understood. "Oh, nothing, Teacher, just truly amazed by your bravery." "Just average, not particularly brave, I never knew I was this courageous before, opening up a new world, but unfortunately, I’m no longer in my glorious youth like you." Wang Ziyan was slightly embarrassed by the compliment. He blew a huge bubble, until it popped and he chewed it back into his mouth. Then he looked at the giant pendulum behind him and eagerly asked Lin Li: "Lin Li, want to go again? Teacher plans to ride it once more, just wasn’t satisfying enough just now." "...I’d love to." Lin Li nodded. This time, I won’t just focus on laughing, I must be dashing! "Looks like we are really destined to be partners, come on, let’s queue up!" Wang Ziyan was very excited. So the two walked towards the end of the line. The footsteps became lighter. Lin Li suddenly noticed the silhouette beside him disappeared. He turned and saw Wang Ziyan no longer moving forward, stopping in place, staring blankly, chewing bubblegum but slowing down. "What’s wrong, Teacher Wang?" Lin Li curiously asked. "Something’s wrong." Wang Ziyan looked up, eyes somewhat vacant, staring at Lin Li. "What’s wrong?" Could it be that Wang Ziyan was actually conscious, just a bit slower in reaction? The scene on the giant pendulum, Lin Li thought it might be better to tell Wang Ziyan. Just as Lin Li was about to speak, Wang Ziyan spoke first. He spat the gum into his hand, with fear in his eyes, trembling, he asked Lin Li: "Lin, Lin Li, when I went up, was I chewing gum?" Lin Li: "?" Lin Li was stunned by the question. Then his expression also became somewhat dazed. Lin Li’s memory was already a thing of the past, he silently stepped back a bit, looked at Wang Ziyan with some sorrow, pressing his lips together, slowly shook his head: "Teacher, I think...no." "Really not, could it be that both you and I remembered wrong, maybe I really had it?" Wang Ziyan couldn’t believe it. ~Dare not open my eyes, hope it’s my hallucination~ Lin Li hallucinated a song. But Lin Li took a step back again, shaking his head: "Teacher, truly no." Wang Ziyan looked at the gum in his palm, face grimacing more than crying: "Then this gum with no taste at all..." "Ugh—" "Ugh—" ... Would it have taste? The sweetness was already all used up in someone else’s mouth. Wang Ziyan didn’t accompany Lin Li to play again. After Wang Ziyan ran to the trash can to puke, he left weakly, stating he would never play on the giant pendulum for the rest of his life. Lin Li didn’t immediately go for the second time either, but ran to the flume ride first, took a raincoat then returned. Who would have thought that there would be sneak attacks from the sky, and you could open a food mystery box. Let’s just say this bubblegum synchronized well with Wang Ziyan’s dizziness, otherwise normal people would have reacted when it entered the mouth. [With fearless elegance, cleared 8 challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm (7/8)] After the giant pendulum, Lin Li went to play on the pirate ship. Lin Li didn’t understand why the pirate ship was also on the thrill list. Some people even cried while playing this, what happened, did they really meet pirates? Only one haunted house left, Lin Li didn’t forget the promise with Chen Yu Ying. 「Lin Li: Monitor, I’ve done both the projects here, when are you planning to go to the haunted house」 「Chen Yu Ying: So fast, we’re still watching the float parade, do you want to come over first, we can go after watching it?」 「Lin Li: Okay.」 「Chen Yu Ying: "Location"」 The approximate location was actually quite easy to find. After all, the float parade is a long convoy. Both sides of the float parade route were fenced to prevent re-entry, with visitors standing on both sides. After finding the nearest float road, Lin Li followed the crowd to the location Chen Yu Ying sent him. "Wang Yuezhi, what a coincidence, running into you again." Lin Li immediately spotted his buddy in the crowd. Wang Yuezhi turned his head and saw Lin Li, his face immediately darkened. "By the way, did you know—" Lin Li was about to ask if he had seen the monitor when he suddenly stopped, looked at his phone. 2:12 in the afternoon. At Nansang Middle School, the first class in the afternoon had already started for twelve minutes. It’s not lunchtime. Wang Yuezhi was no longer his good brother. No longer familiar. "Never mind, don’t want to talk to you, I’m leaving." Lin Li threw that out there and walked away without looking back. Wang Yuezhi: "?" Why such a drastic change in attitude? Why? "Lin Li, over here!" "Coming!" But before Wang Yuezhi could ponder on Lin Li’s abrupt shift in temperament, he saw Chen Yu Ying greeting Lin Li not far away, and Lin Li running over to her. Not amused at all. The initially entertaining float suddenly became boring. Didn’t want to watch anymore, Wang Yuezhi suddenly felt like playing on the giant pendulum. "Bigu Bibi—" In the float parade, a cute chibi clown was dancing adorably along with the music, handing out little gifts to the visitors just like other mascots. Perhaps drawn by a kindred spirit, it noticed Wang Yuezhi right away, blowing a giant toy blow dragon—a plastic extender that stretches when blown and retracts when the air is released—approached Wang Yuezhi with a comical clown strut. It reached into its chest pocket, rummaged around, and finally pulled out a red nose, not giving it to the surrounding eagerly wanting tourists, but firmly pressing it onto Wang Yuezhi’s obviously unhappy nose. Nice! The clown was very satisfied with its masterpiece! "Bigu Bibi—Wish you happiness! Be happy every day!" A mechanical voice came from inside the clown, probably a recording controlled by a button. Then the adorable clown left with the music. When Wang Yuezhi regained his composure, he was silent. What difference is there between me and this clown? Answer: I’m not as cute as it is. Damn it. After realizing this, Wang Yuezhi was even more broken-hearted. He decided to go on the giant pendulum a hundred times! One! Hundred! Times! Forget it, it doesn’t mean anything anyway, still end up exhausted— He planned to hang himself at the entrance of Pingjiang Amusement Park!! In anger, Wang Yuezhi decided to leave. "Hey student, your clown nose fell off!" A girl from another school saw the rolling clown nose on the ground and quickly shouted to the departing owner. The voice was sweet. "Damn—!!!"

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Contents
The Most Random System
The Most Random System Author:Fallen Antenna
Chapter 1: Beginning with the Slaying of Little Demon Heaven Blood Crow Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: The System Forced Me to Visit a Brothel Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Look closely, this man is the Blood Crow Assassin Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: What a Great System (Through Gritted Teeth) Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5 According to Unofficial History Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Since the sect is willing to impart teachings and resolve doubts, one should listen earnestly. Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 7: When Kabuta is lonely, will he lift weights? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: Chicken farms are great, chicken farms must be learned Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Why Did You Come to Work Here? Is This Still the Homeland? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10 Done, Encountered a Scammer Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: The Bai Family’s Cultivation Technique Indeed Has Something Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: I will strike the Hehuan Demon stronghold as a guest! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: To Be Honest, Worthy of Being Called a Conscientious Enterprise Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14 Miss, Please Respect Yourself! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15 Lin Li: Bring me the medicine! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: A Slight Shock to the Anti-Pornography Team Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17 Sorry, I’m Late (Tears) (Trembling Voice) (Crying on the Ground) Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: People in love, is it a sin to simply not be able to say each other’s name? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: We Are Professionally Trained, No Matter How Funny, We Just Laugh Out Loud Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: I Deserve to Die! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: The Naturally Evil Uchiha Brat! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: You said there’s a calamity in your fate, but you didn’t say it’s a Porsche Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: Do You Admit This is Your Butt? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: Husband, say something! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 25: Tears Flowed When I Learned the Truth~~ Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26 Principal Wang’s Indifference to Fame and Wealth Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: Lin Li, Be My Son! (Whitebeard Voice) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28 Children, I’m back! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: This Is So Authentic! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: From then on, Lin Li and Bai Bufan lived happily together. Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: Sino-US Co-production Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: System, You’re Too Baby Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: First, Second, From Then On, Finally, I’m Not a Pervert Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: Thanks for the Hospitality, Let’s Dig In! (Looking for Monthly Votes at the Beginning of the Month) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35 This Must Be Instinct at Work Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: Oh no, it’s the Dominating Demon Miss Shakima! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: Please, let me take one more breath, just one breath. Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: Three-Headed Golden Crow · Lin Li Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39 This is Called a Friendship Beyond Age Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: Satisfactory Monetary Transaction Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41 Feiyangyang, you’re so annoying! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: How Did My Brother’s Sweat Drip on My Back~~ Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: Good, Very Spirited Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: Bai Bufan, Poet of the Wanquan Division Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 45: This School Has One More Heartbroken Person Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: Terrifying upon closer reflection, Lin Li has never appeared alongside aliens Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: Lin Li, a shy, introverted, and bashful young man Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: Unaware of the moon in the past hours, calling it a white jade plate Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: Bai Bufan? I wish him all the best. Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50 This Green Turf Has Never Lacked Genius Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: Away from Home, Relying on Brothers Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: Facing Danger with a Smile Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53 Perhaps He Really Can Become the King of This Path Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: Abstract heroes in this world are as numerous as fish crossing the river Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: More Thrilling Than Boruto Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: One Day as Oxer, a Lifetime as Oxer Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: Thoughts on Launch Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58 - 57 I’ll pay for the buns, give me your phone (please subscribe first!) Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59 - 57 I’ll pay for the buns, give me your phone (please subscribe first!)_2 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60 - 57 I’ll pay for the buns, give me your phone (please subscribe first!)_3 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61 - 58: The Boy’s Blush Surpasses All Curses Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62 - 58: The Boy’s Blush Surpasses All Curses_2 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63 - 59: The eldest brother remains silent, merely spinning continuously Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64 - 60: This is our blood-boiling ultimate combined technique! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 65 - 61: Fortune relies on misfortune, huh, where’s my misfortune? Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66 - 62: A Traitor Emerges in the Demon Suppression Bureau Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67 - 63: Child, This is Very Funny (Requesting Monthly Tickets) Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68 - 64: It’s Still Simpler to Like Boys Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69 - 65: There Is Love in Math Problems (Requesting Monthly Tickets) Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70 - 66: It Turns Out I Already Hold a Special Place in the Class Leader’s Heart Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71 - 67: Finally Endured Until the Beauty Trap Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72 - 68 Bai Bufan Really Deserves to Die Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73 - 69: If the Qi Blood you improve is just blood pressure, I’ll be angry. Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74 - 70 Hypnosis Really Is the Most Useful Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75 - 71: My Big Melon Is Gone Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76 - 72 You’re Already Impressive, What More Do You Want Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77 - 72: You’re Already Impressive, What More Do You Want_2 Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78 - 72: You’re Already Impressive Enough, What More Do You Want_3 Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79 - 73 Yangliang slowly pressed out a question mark Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80 - 74: One Question Mark Isn’t Enough Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81 - 75: You Came, But You Shouldn’t Have Come Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82 - 76: Parting Is for a Better Reunion Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83 - 77: Arigato, Song Luping Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 84 - 78: Hehe~ Hehe~ Hehe~ Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 85 - 79: Truly Good Children Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 86 - 80 Song Luping: Bufan, I’m sorry! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 87 - 81: Commemorating the Loyal and Unwavering Bond Between Master and Disciple Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 88 - 82 Lin Li: Brother Ping, I’m sorry! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 89 - 83: The Sacrifice of the Esteemed Mentor Was Worthwhile Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 90 - 84: I have seen the future, and there is only one way for us to win Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 91 - 85: In this world, there is always someone silently caring about you Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 92 - 86: Progress! I want to improve! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 93 - 87: Does Making Calls to Gather People Count as Divination? Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 94 - 88: Lin Li Can Be Human Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 95 - 89 Do Not Get a Haircut at This Barbershop Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 96 - 90: Cultivation Monetization, I Earn 2-3 Thousand in a Month! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 97 - 90: Cultivation Monetization, I Will Earn 2-3 Thousand in 1 Month! _2 Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 98 - 90: Cultivation Monetization, I Will Earn 2-3 Thousand in 1 Month! _3 Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 99 - 91: The Inventive Genius is Truly Bai Bufan Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 100 - 92 The feelings of three people are just right Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 101 - 93: Misunderstanding Finally Resolved, Truth Revealed! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 102 - 94: This Lightning Attractor Feels Off Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 103 - 95: Invisibility Technique is Truly Amazing Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 104 - 96: This Is True Music Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 105 - 97: The Wound of Betrayal Never Heals!! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 106 - 98 It Turns Out to Be the Luckiest Person in the World Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 107 - 99: I never care what day of the week it is when I eat KFC, we are people from two different worlds Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 108 - 100: He Is the Great Qing’s Number 1 Assassin Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 109 - 101 I Oppose This Marriage Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 110 - 102: Tribute to the Legendary Horse Hunter Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 111 - 103: The School is a Shelter, but Classmates May Not Be Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 112 - 104: Challenge Failed, Next Challenger Please Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 113 - 105: Some fall in love in the wind, some watch the sea at night, some are considered a calamity Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 114 - 106: But This Place Is Really Nice Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 115 - 107: I Fucking Knock Knock Knock (Seeking Monthly Votes) Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 116 - 108: Is the Light Novel Really True or False Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 117 - 109: Courage Is the Funeral Song of Humanity Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 118 - 110: The Wilderness, Humans Are Born of Mothers! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 119 - 111 Haha! Azure Dragon, you are nothing special, watch me... today I slay the dragon! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 120 - 112: This time, we’re truly going to make a fortune Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 121 - 113: Growth Always Takes Away Things We Want to Keep Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 122 - 113: Growth Always Takes Away Things We Want to Keep_2 Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 123 - 114: Do you think it’s fun, Lin Li! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 124 - 114: Do you think it’s fun, Lin Li!_2 Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 125 - 115: You Say (chew, chew, chew) Who Invented This Thing (chew, chew, chew) Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 126 - 116: Nikon guy’s WeChat got flooded with friend requests Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 127 - 117: Is a Gentle Person Gentle to Everyone? Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 128 - 117: Is a Gentle Person Gentle to Everyone?_2 Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 129 - 117: Is a Gentle Person Gentle to Everyone?_3 Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 130 - 118: Hello, changing size is not allowed here Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 131 - 119: Friendly Reminder: You Can Breathe Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 132 - 120: He’s Still a Child!! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 133 - 121: Dare Not Open My Eyes, Hoping It’s My Illusion~ Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 134 - 122: Adaxi, you know the methods of Lin Li Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 135 - 123: Damn it! Don’t taint the purity of money with dirty brotherly feelings! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 136 - 124: The Thunder God of the World, Only I Shall Remain Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 137 - 125: Lin Li shouted, Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 138 - 125: Lin Li shouted, Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 139 - 126: Asking for 18 likes, thank you all Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 140 - 126: Asking for 18 likes, thank you all_2 Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 141 - 127: This filthy and wicked world, I will destroy it! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 142 - 128: Wang Yuezhi Wins Every Battle, Such Is the True Man Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 143 - 128: Wang Yuezhi Wins Every Battle, Such Is the True Man_2 Sep 30th, 2025
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