Chapter 125 - 115: You Say (chew, chew, chew) Who Invented This Thing (chew, chew, chew)
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Updated : Sep 30th, 2025
Lin Li was laughing so hard in mid-air that he started twitching.
[With fearless elegance, cleared 8 challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm (5/8)]
When the large pendulum segment ended, the task progress didn’t update, probably because he was too busy laughing.
But being able to witness this scene, Lin Li felt that dying would be worth the ticket price.
The task could be continued later, but this scene wasn’t one you could watch just anytime you wanted.
"Wow—it ended so quickly, was it really three minutes? It felt like less than a minute, it ended just in the time it took to say a few words to you." As the safety bar lifted, Wang Ziyan chewed on his gum, feeling somewhat unfulfilled.
Teacher, is there a chance that you slept the whole two minutes, and it wasn’t just a few words we exchanged?
But how was it that I was entirely unconscious, how are these memories connected?
Lin Li was really curious.
"Teacher, did you also feel that the other thrilling rides today ended quickly?" Lin Li’s face was still flushed with laughter, but he still asked.
"How did you know? They were all too quick, really unsatisfying, especially the ones reaching the clouds, it felt like they ended in half a second, kind of boring, next time we should play something even taller."
Wang Ziyan got up from the seat, chewing the gum in his mouth, nodding, then suddenly looked confused:
"What’s wrong, Lin Li, why are you laughing so much?"
Dammit, don’t laugh out loud at this moment.
"Have you ever gone to an amusement park with friends before?" Lin Li continued to ask.
"Never, why do you ask?" Wang Ziyan shook his head.
Understood.
"Oh, nothing, Teacher, just truly amazed by your bravery."
"Just average, not particularly brave, I never knew I was this courageous before, opening up a new world, but unfortunately, I’m no longer in my glorious youth like you." Wang Ziyan was slightly embarrassed by the compliment.
He blew a huge bubble, until it popped and he chewed it back into his mouth.
Then he looked at the giant pendulum behind him and eagerly asked Lin Li: "Lin Li, want to go again? Teacher plans to ride it once more, just wasn’t satisfying enough just now."
"...I’d love to." Lin Li nodded.
This time, I won’t just focus on laughing, I must be dashing!
"Looks like we are really destined to be partners, come on, let’s queue up!" Wang Ziyan was very excited.
So the two walked towards the end of the line.
The footsteps became lighter.
Lin Li suddenly noticed the silhouette beside him disappeared.
He turned and saw Wang Ziyan no longer moving forward, stopping in place, staring blankly, chewing bubblegum but slowing down.
"What’s wrong, Teacher Wang?" Lin Li curiously asked.
"Something’s wrong." Wang Ziyan looked up, eyes somewhat vacant, staring at Lin Li.
"What’s wrong?"
Could it be that Wang Ziyan was actually conscious, just a bit slower in reaction?
The scene on the giant pendulum, Lin Li thought it might be better to tell Wang Ziyan.
Just as Lin Li was about to speak, Wang Ziyan spoke first.
He spat the gum into his hand, with fear in his eyes, trembling, he asked Lin Li: "Lin, Lin Li, when I went up, was I chewing gum?"
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li was stunned by the question.
Then his expression also became somewhat dazed.
Lin Li’s memory was already a thing of the past, he silently stepped back a bit, looked at Wang Ziyan with some sorrow, pressing his lips together, slowly shook his head: "Teacher, I think...no."
"Really not, could it be that both you and I remembered wrong, maybe I really had it?" Wang Ziyan couldn’t believe it.
~Dare not open my eyes, hope it’s my hallucination~
Lin Li hallucinated a song.
But Lin Li took a step back again, shaking his head: "Teacher, truly no."
Wang Ziyan looked at the gum in his palm, face grimacing more than crying:
"Then this gum with no taste at all..."
"Ugh—"
"Ugh—"
...
Would it have taste? The sweetness was already all used up in someone else’s mouth.
Wang Ziyan didn’t accompany Lin Li to play again.
After Wang Ziyan ran to the trash can to puke, he left weakly, stating he would never play on the giant pendulum for the rest of his life.
Lin Li didn’t immediately go for the second time either, but ran to the flume ride first, took a raincoat then returned.
Who would have thought that there would be sneak attacks from the sky, and you could open a food mystery box.
Let’s just say this bubblegum synchronized well with Wang Ziyan’s dizziness, otherwise normal people would have reacted when it entered the mouth.
[With fearless elegance, cleared 8 challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm (7/8)]
After the giant pendulum, Lin Li went to play on the pirate ship.
Lin Li didn’t understand why the pirate ship was also on the thrill list.
Some people even cried while playing this, what happened, did they really meet pirates?
Only one haunted house left, Lin Li didn’t forget the promise with Chen Yu Ying.
「Lin Li: Monitor, I’ve done both the projects here, when are you planning to go to the haunted house」
「Chen Yu Ying: So fast, we’re still watching the float parade, do you want to come over first, we can go after watching it?」
「Lin Li: Okay.」
「Chen Yu Ying: "Location"」
The approximate location was actually quite easy to find.
After all, the float parade is a long convoy.
Both sides of the float parade route were fenced to prevent re-entry, with visitors standing on both sides.
After finding the nearest float road, Lin Li followed the crowd to the location Chen Yu Ying sent him.
"Wang Yuezhi, what a coincidence, running into you again." Lin Li immediately spotted his buddy in the crowd.
Wang Yuezhi turned his head and saw Lin Li, his face immediately darkened.
"By the way, did you know—"
Lin Li was about to ask if he had seen the monitor when he suddenly stopped, looked at his phone.
2:12 in the afternoon.
At Nansang Middle School, the first class in the afternoon had already started for twelve minutes.
It’s not lunchtime.
Wang Yuezhi was no longer his good brother.
No longer familiar.
"Never mind, don’t want to talk to you, I’m leaving." Lin Li threw that out there and walked away without looking back.
Wang Yuezhi: "?"
Why such a drastic change in attitude? Why?
"Lin Li, over here!"
"Coming!"
But before Wang Yuezhi could ponder on Lin Li’s abrupt shift in temperament, he saw Chen Yu Ying greeting Lin Li not far away, and Lin Li running over to her.
Not amused at all.
The initially entertaining float suddenly became boring.
Didn’t want to watch anymore, Wang Yuezhi suddenly felt like playing on the giant pendulum.
"Bigu Bibi—" In the float parade, a cute chibi clown was dancing adorably along with the music, handing out little gifts to the visitors just like other mascots.
Perhaps drawn by a kindred spirit, it noticed Wang Yuezhi right away, blowing a giant toy blow dragon—a plastic extender that stretches when blown and retracts when the air is released—approached Wang Yuezhi with a comical clown strut.
It reached into its chest pocket, rummaged around, and finally pulled out a red nose, not giving it to the surrounding eagerly wanting tourists, but firmly pressing it onto Wang Yuezhi’s obviously unhappy nose.
Nice!
The clown was very satisfied with its masterpiece!
"Bigu Bibi—Wish you happiness! Be happy every day!" A mechanical voice came from inside the clown, probably a recording controlled by a button.
Then the adorable clown left with the music.
When Wang Yuezhi regained his composure, he was silent.
What difference is there between me and this clown?
Answer: I’m not as cute as it is.
Damn it.
After realizing this, Wang Yuezhi was even more broken-hearted.
He decided to go on the giant pendulum a hundred times! One! Hundred! Times!
Forget it, it doesn’t mean anything anyway, still end up exhausted—
He planned to hang himself at the entrance of Pingjiang Amusement Park!!
In anger, Wang Yuezhi decided to leave.
"Hey student, your clown nose fell off!" A girl from another school saw the rolling clown nose on the ground and quickly shouted to the departing owner.
The voice was sweet.
"Damn—!!!"
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