Chapter 100 - 92 The feelings of three people are just right

Don’t say it, really, you shouldn’t say it. An inventive genius is truly like Bai Bufan. Bai Bufan in terms of genius, really rivals myself. This is the most indecent episode of the three views. After sharing his research, Bai Bufan enthusiastically continued with new projects. Because Lin Li saw that next to Boob was already written Dick. The ’d’ and ’ic’ can barely be explained, but how about the ’k’, is it forked? No, if the ’k’ is a bit longer on top and shorter below, it could also be a left view. Dammit, how did I end up thinking about this. Better not to mind Bai Bufan, this troublesome desk partner. What I should be thinking about now is how to complete the task. Just then, the school bell rang, and Lin Li went to the hallway to relax a bit. According to the hallway boys’ pile theory, being the first one out, he became the one pushed. Everyone eagerly supported him from behind. Hands after hands reached out from behind, placed on the railing, and Lin Li gradually felt the unbearable weight of life. Someone even reached for his pants. Startling Lin Li, but fortunately the target was his piezoelectric ignitor. "What are you doing?" Lin Li asked the culprit Wang Ze. "Wanted to get shocked, this kind of current, being shocked is quite fun." Wang Ze replied straightforwardly. Lin Li: "..." You sports students are really (pointing fingers). But Lin Li’s eyes lit up suddenly, he knew how to shock strangers now, and even make them want to be shocked knowing there’s a voltage. ... During the break after the second class, which lasts twenty minutes, it’s the big recess. Obviously not for resting, but unless it rains, everyone has to go for exercises. When the class bell rang and stopped, everyone hoped the broadcast would quiet down completely, but unfortunately, the exercise march started echoing one second later. "Wang Ze, I’m Luotuo Xiangzi, not doing the exercises today." As everyone lined up outside the doors, Lin Li said to the leading Wang Ze. The leaders for Class Four’s exercises are alternated between the male and female physical education representatives, namely Wang Ze and Xie Wenjing. "Unless you’re Xianglin Sao having her period, otherwise you have to do the exercises." Wang Ze retorted. "My stomach hurts, my butt wants to make a milkshake, got it now?" Lin Li sighed. "Damn, so you’re Luo Tuo Xiangzi, and please show some respect to milkshakes, get going!" Wang Ze waved dismissively, looking annoyed. Lin Li went to the restroom, found a stall to hide in, waiting for everyone to leave. "The third set of national middle school broadcast gymnastics, let your dreams fly, now begin——" As the music for the broadcast gymnastics played, Lin Li came out of the restroom. Lin Li headed to the 6.5th floor leading to the rooftop. However, not to go to the rooftop, because the door to the rooftop is sealed, impossible to access. The door is sealed perhaps to prevent students from using it as a shortcut to quickly go downstairs with a single step; the wind is too strong on the rooftop that students can’t handle it. Also, practically no one comes to the 6.5th floor—except for couples looking for a spot to make out. Someone even discovered a used "route map" on the 6.5th floor of the Art Building, after all, although it’s a key high school, like any school, it’s a mixed bag with special admissions and connections; not everyone is a goody-two-shoes, and some good students become more extravagant once they let loose. Lin Li came here alone, naturally with a purpose beyond these trivialities, his gaze fixed on the stair railing all the way. Iron, and perfectly connecting all floors. If he sends a charge from any point, the current can be transmitted to all stair railings on six floors. This is the key to his competition with strangers. When the march plays again, signaling all classes to exit, Lin Li starts warming up, ready to generate electricity. Soon, Lin Li can see through the window students who’ve reached the teaching building, some were ahead of the line and already in the building. Faint chatter and footsteps gradually reached from downstairs. It’s time, not hesitating any longer, Lin Li’s right hand touched the railing, first charging, then releasing electricity. Then he watched the system, silently waiting and praying. First floor seems to have become more noisy, though still couldn’t hear what they were saying. Five seconds, ten seconds, twenty seconds, nothing happened. But just as Lin Li was getting a bit disappointed, the next moment: [Using Qingzheng Thunder Control Technique to spar with fellow cultivators (14/100)] Success! Lin Li smiled, and before his smile faded, notifications popped up repeatedly, the number instantly jumped to 17. As expected, as long as the electric shock is weak enough, not even painful, just a bit numbing, many people would react like Wang Ze or Bai Bufan, knowing there’s a shock and still touching it again. Lin Li could now imagine the scene on the first floor. Classmate A: "Damn, the railing seems electrified, feels tingly!" Classmate B: "Really?—Wow, it really is electrified!" Classmate A: "But it feels fun, let me touch it again." Classmate C: "Really? Let me try too..." Once this scenario occurs, even those girls or less mischievous boys would be intrigued and touch it. It’s herd mentality. This was the fundamental reason for the wild jump in numbers now. Perhaps in the system’s eyes, Lin Li’s current actions were like using his thunder technique to set up an array on the path, blocking the passing heroes, and upon discovering the array, some choose to avoid it—no longer touching the railing, while others face the array head-on. In the system’s eyes, the latter counts as sparring, comparing strength. Exchanging insights without meeting! A covert contest between experts! [Using Qingzheng Thunder Control Technique to spar with fellow cultivators (47/100)] The numbers were jumping very fast, which reassured Lin Li a bit—trying to maintain the electrical energy transfer from the sixth floor to the first floor was a significant consumption for Lin Li, even though iron had strong conductivity. If it weren’t for the 50% boost from the Purity and Righteousness Thunder-Controlling Body, and his ability to save half the ’electricity’ with his right hand using [Charge], Lin Li would have run out of power long ago. If any quick-moving students on the sixth floor were around, they might still hear the frantic ’click’ sounds coming from upstairs—because Lin Li was discharging with his right hand while using a piezoelectric igniter with his left hand to recharge himself as much as possible. Although it charged very little, even a small devil’s blood crow meat is still meat. If only he’d brought his battery pack, he wouldn’t have to suffer so much. [Using Qingzheng Thunder Control Technique to spar and discuss with a hundred fellow Daoists (96/100)] Just as Lin Li was at the end of his tether, the number stopped at 96. Lin Li’s left hand was already red from pressing, and with students from the sixth floor gradually returning, someone might irrationally attempt to come to the 6.5th floor. At that point, although they wouldn’t think the electricity was his doing, they’d definitely think he was insane. It’s time to go back. This afternoon, I’ll go to Zhou Baowei’s dorm to borrow his leaky charging cable—he’s definitely carrying it with him on this week’s autumn excursion. The remaining four numbers will be easy to deal with; there are more fellow Daoists in my class not yet ’sparred’ with than that number. If need be, I’ll go home at noon to get the battery pack, and during dinner, as everyone goes up and down the stairs, it can easily be completed for a second time. When Lin Li returned to the second floor, he saw a group of people surrounding the physics teacher, Luo Hao. "So, this electrical phenomenon should be as I just explained. Before the school identifies the problem node, you should remain cautious, as the electrical current will gradually increase over time." Luo Hao analyzed calmly. "I see, the teacher is amazing." Lin Li scratched his head, curious about the scientific method Luo Hao used to explain the phenomenon just now. "Teacher, the electricity seems to be gone now." Lin Li said. Luo Hao paused, touched the handrail, then beamed: "Look at the efficiency of our school, they’ve found and solved the problem so quickly! You’ve chosen the right place by coming to Nansang!" "I see, the school is amazing." The surrounding students continued to go along with the applause quite diligently. Lin Li: "?" What the hell, will this actually work? ... "Class President, can I shock you a little?" In Bai Bufan’s dorm, after recharging himself using Zhou Baowei’s charging cable, Lin Li returned to the classroom and saw Chen Yu Ying, then sincerely asked while holding the piezoelectric igniter. "You shocking me a little is indeed not okay." Chen Yu Ying shook her head after a second of thought. Darn. The class president is indeed not as easy as Bai Bufan, simple language tricks can’t defeat her. "So this is what you guys have been playing today, I was wondering why you kept calling incessantly." Chen Yu Ying reached out, and Lin Li handed the igniter to her willingly as she examined it. "I need to clarify on their behalf, this has nothing to do with it. They normally call incessantly anyway." Lin Li explained. "Does it hurt to be shocked by this?" Chen Yu Ying asked curiously. "If you shock yourself, it would hurt, but if I shock you, it would just tingle." Lin Li assured confidently. "Really?" "Why not try it, Class President? You know me, I can fool anyone but not you." Seeing Chen Yu Ying’s genuine interest, Lin Li coaxed her. "Then go ahead and shock me, but if it hurts, I’ll get mad." Chen Yu Ying nodded after pondering, placing her fair arm on Lin Li’s desk as if ready to receive a shot. "Only shocking the neck can ensure a pleasant tingling." Lin Li added. Mainly because he couldn’t twist the wire with Chen Yu Ying watching; if the wire went directly to the arm, pressing it would indeed sting. Chen Yu Ying suspiciously watched Lin Li for a moment before turning around, brushing aside her shiny dark hair as if it were 0.5mm lead pencil graphite, revealing her porcelain-white skin. Lin Li stood up. His peripheral vision caught Wang Yuezhi biting his finger in pain. Heh heh. "Click." The igniter’s wire connected to his body, Lin Li’s fingertip gently brushed against the girl’s neck, and Chen Yu Ying tightened her shoulders. "It really is~" she marveled in surprise. It really was just a tingly feeling. "Would I ever deceive you?" Lin Li chuckled lightly. He didn’t look at the system. Because the task for 100 people was already accomplished in the morning, by transmitting electricity via handrails from other class corridors. What Lin Li just did was solely because he wanted to shock Chen Yu Ying. It was that simple. "Wang Yuezhi, do you want to try too?" Lin Li asked the gritting Wang Yuezhi. The three of them spending longer lunchtime together, Lin Li felt there was already a bond among them. "No way I’m agreeing!" Wang Yuezhi couldn’t possibly acquiesce. "Then, Class President, shall we continue shocking? I’ll make you feel even better." "How could you, Lin Li! Shock me, Lin Li, discharge all your energy onto me!" Wang Yuezhi abruptly changed his tune. Chen Yu Ying: "?" Why are these two saying such wild things? But when she saw Wang Yuezhi scream, hair standing up after a click, Chen Yu Ying became even more surprised and perplexed, and she asked as Lin Li returned: "Why does it seem like Wang Yuezhi isn’t... tingling?" "Numb, why wouldn’t he be numb? Isn’t he very numb right now?" Lin Li pointed at the still trembling Wang Yuezhi and asked, puzzled. What more ’numb’ could you want? A bit more, and he’d be foaming at the mouth, causing trouble. "This ’numb’ doesn’t seem quite right..." Chen Yu Ying blinked. "Why wouldn’t it be right? It just is." In fact, Lin Li had just dumped most of the accumulated electric charge into Wang Yuezhi’s body, but he thought this explanation was a bit too flimsy, so he came up with a new justification: "Everyone’s physique is different, that’s quite normal." Chen Yu Ying: (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ (I see) Lin Li: (＾－＾)V (Exactly, exactly) Wang Yuezhi: ┏┛墓┗┓ (Dead) This was the bond between the three, indispensable.