Chapter 115 - 107: I Fucking Knock Knock Knock (Seeking Monthly Votes)

Chen Tianming realized one thing, relying on his brothers is less reliable than relying on a clump of dried dog poop by the roadside. Meanwhile, Lin Li decided to go next door to see what’s going on. Of course, just to have a look, and after that, he would return to study. Lin Li’s diary. 9:10 AM: Playing cards. 9:30 AM: Playing cards. 9:50 AM: Playing cards. 10:10 AM: Lin Li, oh Lin Li! How could you fall so far? Have you forgotten the study plan you set earlier? Confucius said, "I reflect upon myself three times a day." You can’t go on like this. 10:30 AM: Playing cards. ... "My life is like walking on thin ice, can I really make it into the top hundred in my grade?" Lin Li returned to his room, plunged into regret. Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were quite pleased, as they were playing the role of useless companions, willing to give their chips to Lin Li, rather than let him leave to study. Bedtime. Lin Li also realized something: over the past six months, Bai Bufan, Chen Tianming and the others have had a truly difficult time, maybe he should scold them a bit less in the future. "Buzz---!!! Thud thud!! Buzz---!!! Thud thud!!" He opened his eyes, confused. It must’ve been his imagination, who would drive a tractor into the room? Turning his head, the tractor driver Zhou Baowei was sound asleep. But heroes always make an entrance, Galio arrived. "Baowei, wake up." Bai Bufan skillfully flipped over onto Zhou Baowei and, without hesitation, gave him a solid wake-up slap. "Slap!" "What’s happening?" The tractor stopped, and the slapped-awake Zhou Baowei mumbled in confusion. "Take a sleeping pill, prepare to sleep." "Oh." Seeing Zhou Baowei awake, Bai Bufan returned to his spot, turning to Lin Li, who wasn’t quite used to this scene yet. "Lin Li, use your time wisely, in about three minutes, steady snoring will begin, in ten minutes, chaotic snoring will follow. If I’m already asleep by then, just go slap Baowei; don’t worry, you don’t have to hold back, he’s used to it." The fact is, irregular snoring is truly terrifying. If the snoring is regular, you can force yourself to sleep using it as white noise, but irregular snoring, which can’t be predicted, is pure torture. Lin Li: "..." "Thank you for all your hard work over the years." Lin Li said with genuine sincerity. "It’s okay, everyone is used to it, plus Baowei usually goes to sleep quite late by himself, tonight this jerk probably drank a lot next door." It was clear they were used to it, after all, the series of moves was so smooth, it couldn’t be done like this without practice. Fortunately, Lin Li hadn’t been getting sufficient sleep recently, and with today’s Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique focusing on odd-numbered physical Chapters, not even three minutes had passed before Lin Li fell asleep. ... "Beep beep beep! Beep beep beep!" The familiar magical sound of the Apple alarm clock rang out, and Lin Li opened his eyes. "Slap!" At this moment, a clear slap landed on Zhou Baowei’s face. Bai Bufan, full of resentment, said, "Baowei, turn off your damn Apple!" "Huh? Oh! I didn’t set an alarm..." Zhou Baowei murmured, still dazed. "Bullshit! You’re the only one of the four of us using Apple, hurry up! It’s annoying!" Bai Bufan slapped him again. "I can’t turn off the alarm! It really might not be my alarm!" "You’re the only one using Apple, and it’s not yours! Slap! Turn it off quickly!" The three slaps you took for me were of great value. Lin Li quietly turned off the alarm. It was now 4:40 AM. [Low-grade Spirit Stone*1.] Another low-grade spirit stone was acquired, but today, spiritual qi Chapters wouldn’t be practiced; it would be kept in the [Warehouse] for now. Lin Li quickly arrived at the designated open space from last night. He looked for Chen Yu Ying and her room, the curtains were still closed, it seemed they hadn’t woken up yet. Lin Li set up his phone at the side so they couldn’t deny it when he finished his practice, and then began the exercises. ... "Lin Li, do you really exercise like this every day?" Chen Yu Ying’s pleasant voice drifted over on the morning breeze from nearby. Lin Li turned his head and saw Chen Yu Ying, wearing a cute bear-head hairband, rubbing her cheeks to reduce the slight puffiness that comes naturally from waking up, all while looking surprised. "Have my girls woken up yet, so they don’t deny it later." Even though Lin Li’s physical condition now allowed him to exercise for an hour straight without breaks, he took advantage of this time to rest for a few minutes, grabbing a nearby bottled water for big gulps. "Wanqiu is still sleeping, and Si Han is at the window, afraid of disturbing others, so she has been sending you messages and calling, but you haven’t noticed." Chen Yu Ying explained as she pointed towards the room. "No notification, that’s how it is." Lin Li turned his head to see Ding Sihan at the window, waving to her. She responded with a middle finger. "She asked me to come and see if you’re slacking off." Chen Yu Ying said with a smile. "Sweat can’t lie, plus I recorded a video." "I believe you, I’ve been standing here for two minutes already, you’re super focused." Chen Yu Ying nodded. "How do you trust just like that? I wanted you to smell my sweat." "You’re a real creep." "Hey, by the way, having seen my charming side, won’t my image as class monitor in your mind upgrade from ’creep’?" Lin Li asked with a smile. "How about ’self-disciplined creep’?" Chen Yu Ying tilted her head, exhaling with a faint smile. "That way others might mistake ’self-disciplined’ for describing the creepiness, I prefer ’creepily disciplined’." Lin Li offered a better suggestion. "Okay, your image is updated, from today, you’re ’creepily disciplined’." Chen Yu Ying nodded. Finished with the water, Lin Li twisted the empty bottle into a twirl, then popped the cap off. "Bang!" The bottle cap flew high. Lin Li watched it soar into the sky, then, waiting for it to land, picked it up and tossed both the cap and bottle into the trash bin. "Then, class monitor, I’ll continue working out, I haven’t met today’s time quota yet." Lin Li said. "Do you want me to get you a bottle of water?" Chen Yu Ying asked upon seeing Lin Li’s actions. "My stomach is not good." Lin Li replied. "Huh? Can’t drink too much water? Is hot water okay?" Chen Yu Ying didn’t comprehend. "Can’t refuse a free meal." Lin Li winked. "Wait a moment then." Chen Yu Ying laughed, then left. Lin Li watched Chen Yu Ying’s retreating figure. Summer sleepwear is really short, indeed so white and slender, quite attractive. ... "Class monitor, why aren’t you going back, don’t you need to do your makeup?" Seeing Chen Yu Ying not only return with water but also sat nearby, Lin Li curiously asked. "I’m going to stay out for a while, letting the puffiness subside, I’ll go back soon, keep on with your practice." "Alright." The drowsy Ding Sihan by the window, now seemed very spirited. Holding a camera, clicking away. The picture gradually freezes. The first light of dawn shines, golden sunlight filtering through treetops, falling on Chen Yu Ying, who sits quietly on the bench like a flower blossoming in the morning dew. The girl’s long hair gently flows over her shoulders, swinging with her lightly swaying legs. Lin Li was practicing, which Ding Sihan didn’t understand but seemed very powerful, every motion was full of strength. Looks like I’m only balanced when consuming everything. Ding Sihan looked at her captured photo, excitedly slapping her thigh. The image was perfect. Her Ying Bao, cute! Pure! Beauty! Today’s scenery with sunlight breeze and treetops, just right! Lin Li nearby, well, he was just a guy! At this moment, time seemed to freeze, the girl, breeze, dawn, treetops, and that unnecessary boy nearby, all together formed a beautiful picture. ——From Ding Sihan, purely subjective, purely malicious. -- Beginning of the month asking for votes. Give me your votes, I’ll do anything. "Yay" "Blushing white-eyed" "Yay" or2