Chapter 30: From then on, Lin Li and Bai Bufan lived happily together.

"You don’t trust your buddy?" Lin Li looked genuinely disappointed, staring speechlessly at Bai Bufan. "What’s there to lie about to you?" "Uh-huh, then swear an oath." Bai Bufan nodded perfunctorily. "The feeling of not being trusted really makes one sick." Lin Li was getting a bit angry. "Uh-huh, then swear an oath." "You know what kind of person I am. Normally I can joke around with you and be very easygoing. But if you touch my reverse scale, I’ll let you know what true darkness is. I am the kind of person who looks innocent and naive on the surface but is actually cunning and worldly wise. I never lack for thunderous methods nor a Bodhisattva’s heart. I have both Buddha and demon in my heart, but I’ve sealed the demon deep away, leaving only the Buddha. I originally intended to face everyone with a Bodhisattva’s heart, but you insist on me lifting the seal on the demon in my heart. So I ask you, Bai Bufan, would you still be able to handle it when facing a real demon in this world?" Lin Li was genuinely, genuinely angry. "Uh-huh, I’m actually a braised chicken, Lord Baby-face Wolf, swear an oath." Bai Bufan was impenetrable. "I can swear this oath, but from now on, we’ll be bitter enemies." Lin Li said coldly. "Uh-huh, then swear an oath." Lin Li took a deep breath. Niu Niu, I’m sorry! I can’t give up my reputation for not giving up on you. "This is your choice, Bai Bufan, you will regret it!" Lin Li was genuinely, genuinely, genuinely angry. "I swear—" Lin Li sneered, staring straight at Bai Bufan, "If I was involved in some massage parlor case over the weekend, my—" Seeing Bai Bufan’s expectant eyes, Lin Li’s lips twitched, and then he silently lowered his raised finger. Damn it, damn it, still couldn’t do anything distinctive! That beast Bai Bufan, chooses to betray me to find the truth, but if I also betray my chicken wrap for the so-called reputation, what’s the difference between me and Bai Bufan, both just beasts! Lin Li was from the Animal Protection Association, Bai Bufan could hurt him, but he couldn’t hurt the cute Moo Moo. So Lin Li and Bai Bufan stared at each other, stared, and stared. Sometimes silence is also a response. When Lin Li noticed that Bai Bufan’s mouth was about to twitch, he couldn’t hold it in any longer either. General Yu possessed him directly, Lin Li pointed a finger at Bai Bufan and forcibly said with seriousness: "Don’t say a thing!" But these words acted like a fuse, igniting Bai Bufan, who started shaking all over while lying on the table. It’s said some people really died from laughing; Lin Li looked worriedly at this scene, praying for his good brother in his heart. Is there a risk of dying? Hope the person is alright. Best to rest in peace, no good death is deserved. Damn it, hurry up and die! Failures always run throughout life; this is life—Bai Bufan, unfortunately, survived. After laughing for a while, before the English teacher lost his temper, he barely sat up straight. He looked at Lin Li: "I wondered why on the weekend I didn’t pit you, and when you did a "Aruba" to me just now, you were more spirited than them, so it was you I was cursing all along." "Damn it, matched up, it all matched up, I said, why did you run out right when night study ended last week, was it because of this too?" "More or less, went to gather intelligence." Lin Li didn’t feel ashamed, being discovered was being discovered. Honestly, Lin Li didn’t mind his few buddies knowing about this as long as strangers didn’t know. Moreover, with Lin Li’s mindset, even if the whole world knew, he at most would have a headache for a while and wouldn’t care. "Wait, so swearing just now about grappling with the suspect was actually... you! So you secretly went to enjoy yourself!" Bai Bufan’s eyes widened in hindsight, questioning Lin Li. "I didn’t keep it from you, I went alone, plus you don’t have legs, why would I carry you? Just walk by yourself." Lin Li resumed his composure and sneered. Bai Bufan: "?" "I was right, scolding you this morning was way too mild, how could you sneak off, you’re not a human; your old Xiling chicken wrap is tainted—" Bai Bufan grieved deeply. "Don’t wrongfully accuse someone out of thin air, think about it with your brains. If I did go that far, would I still get this money and prizes?" That’s the only thing Lin Li needed to clear up. "So purely green?" Lin Li showed a meaningful smile. "You jerk!" Bai Bufan couldn’t hold it anymore. But it wasn’t just Bai Bufan who couldn’t hold it in: "Bai Bufan! Lin Li! Go stand at the back of the class! Stand separately! You haven’t paid attention for even a minute since class started!" ... The familiar few guys in the class knew about this after the English class ended. As for how they found out, it wasn’t because Bai Bufan spread the word like a megaphone; Lin Li was confident that as long as he asked, Bai Bufan would never intentionally reveal it. The two were truly friends. But when they came to ask themselves as a group, Lin Li thought that since Bai Bufan already knew, hiding it further would be overly clownish, so he just said it. But he did tell them not to let others know. ——Not all the guys in the class had a good relationship with Lin Li; some classmates were just classmates, although there was no enmity, they couldn’t be counted as friends. After all, not everyone could adapt to Lin Li’s personality, and Lin Li also found them uninteresting. Fun is the true meaning of life. And as a result of telling them, Lin Li not only didn’t face any ridicule or mockery, but rather after the shock, a bunch of people with reverence, envy, and endless desire for exploration watched him pitifully. This was their deeply craved new knowledge. In order to get Lin Li to share this content with them, everyone teamed up, and the morning Zhou Baowei who unknowingly scolded Lin Li, ended up having a relationship with the Door Beam—Bai Bufan, the victim not long ago, became the most enthusiastic perpetrator. When will the cycle of revenge end? "Mr. Lin, your great revenge has been avenged! Please impart more knowledge upon us!" A few people sincerely asked at the stairwell corner. Clutching his crotch and unable to walk straight, Zhou Baowei also didn’t have any complaints, and he was in the line, looking at Lin Li. There was no selfish desire in his eyes, only the thirst for knowledge and exploration that countless teachers hope to see in their students. Pure. Rounding up, could be said to be a naïve heart. Although he didn’t like the Door Beam, if falling in love with it could exchange for himself and his brothers to hear stories, he was willing. Sacrifice the small self, achieve the greater self. Lin Li wasn’t stingy either, he shared as much of the part he could tell as possible. Then he saw in his brothers’ eyes the genuine reverence and yearning. [The tales of slaying demons have reached the ears of fellow disciples at the Nansang Sect. Your junior disciples are filled with pride at your deeds and look forward to one day slaying demons alongside you. The prosperity of the sect lies in the responsibility of its disciples; cultivating talent for the sect is a responsibility you cannot shirk. Teaching a man to fish is better than giving a man a fish, but the teaching of fishing cannot just rely on empty theory; practice is required to know oneself. The task of slaying demons still lies ahead, so why not take fellow disciples with you and craft a grand plan to slay demons together?] [Task Triggered!] [Task Four: Take at least one fellow disciple and cooperate deeply with the Demon Suppression Bureau to clear a Hehuan Demon base.] [Reward: Physical Improvement: Image charisma increases by 10%; Random Pill *1; System Currency *50.] As Lin Li was narrating "Lin Li’s Magical Adventure," he was stunned by the pop-up message. Damn you. This can trigger a task too. Bringing people to visit prostitutes, will there be retribution for that? This so-called supreme system is just using me to boost the massage parlor’s performance! However, this could be completed while completing task two, and class was about to start with the bell ringing, so a few of them agreed to continue discussing the matter later. Lin Li and Bai Bufan returned to their seats. "Bufan, say, if, if I were to go raid brothels again, would you be willing to come with me?" Lin Li smirked. Bai Bufan stared straight at Lin Li. He almost instantly replied: "Bai Bufan isn’t a nice name, from now on, just call me Lin Bufan. No child should have a name separate from their dad’s, right, Dad?" Lin Li: "..." He gave a thumbs up. A great man can flex and extend.