Chapter 23: Do You Admit This is Your Butt?

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Get a glimpse of "The Most Random System" Chapter 23: The fourth day of persevering to get up early, the third day of completing Task... Continue the adventure now!

The fourth day of persevering to get up early, the third day of completing Task One. Wanna die. At least in the past two days after getting up, I could go back to sleep. Just thinking of going straight to school after today’s training makes Lin Li feel even more miserable. Every morning, Lin Li can only console himself with Kobe. Man! What canned food can I say? Black snakes go away! [Update complete.] Then he noticed a message from the system. Startled for a moment, Lin Li was a bit surprised and then frowned. Surprised that the system can still update. The frown was due to the worry that the system had fixed the BUG. You should know that Lin Li is currently surviving on the BUG. As everyone knows, even if there is a BUG, as long as the code runs properly, even if it’s a pile of crap, don’t touch it. There’s no way he can time travel to deal with the Hehuan Demon now, right? Then Lin Li carefully checked the system and came to a conclusion: "What the hell did you update?" There was nothing new, nor did anything old disappear. Anyway, Lin Li himself couldn’t see any difference, and there wasn’t even an update log or anything. Forget it, just don’t care about it, and can’t do anything anyway. The idea of hoping for an incompetent system is also a kind of mental incompetence, isn’t it? "The sun shines brightly, Hua’Er smiles at me. The little bird says chirp chirp chirp, why does your brain have a blister~~" Singing a gentle and harmonious song, Lin Li arrived at the residential area once again. Strange, where’s Xiaozhou with the dual personality of Master Sun today? For the past three days, each time he came, Xiaozhou was always here earlier than him. Hopefully, he’s not sick or anything. Although Xiaozhou once tried to frame him and wanted to steal his cultivation technique, the generous Lin Li doesn’t mind these things. But if Xiaozhou is indeed sick, Lin Li wouldn’t be surprised, since Lin Li can be considered a witness to how fragile the other person’s body is. An old man who can sprain himself just by standing and breathing or sitting and resting. But still hope he’s okay, training and refining the body alone is really lonely. Suppressing these thoughts, Lin Li put serious effort into his training. [On weekdays, get up before 5:00 AM and sincerely practice the Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique for at least half an hour before 7:00 AM. (3/7)] Transformed into a dead dog, Lin Li felt pleased yet in pain as he slowly returned home for a shower. A few minutes later. From the bushes nearby, an old man with camouflage paint on his face slowly poked his head out, looking perplexed yet solemn. Today, deliberately not monitoring this kid in the open, I hid in the bushes early. Without me, the local guardian, why hasn’t this kid gone to frame other elders? Is the disguise that serious? I’m exhausted from squatting here, but luckily there aren’t many mosquitoes in the early morning. Could it be that this kid has discovered me? I hid so well, using all the skills I learned during my military days. "Old Zhou." Upon hearing someone call him, Zhou Youwei turned his head and saw Zhang Fang, an elderly lady he knew. "Old Zhang, what’s up?" Zhou Youwei showed a gentle smile, the elderly lady before him was one of the most elegant and refined in the community, regarded as a beauty by the old men despite her age where looks didn’t matter much. "The community belongs to everyone, and maintaining it requires everyone’s effort. Even if you’re in a hurry, the public toilet is just over there, why don’t you go solve it there?" Zhang Fang, after some thought, cautiously advised with her chosen words. Zhou Youwei was stunned at first, then reacted, his old face blushing red: "I didn’t use the toilet here." The granny looked embarrassed, glanced down under Zhou Youwei, and said nothing more. Looking down, Zhou Youwei suddenly stood up: "Who the hell dumped shit right under my ass? I wondered why it smelled so bad!" "See, you did admit it’s your ass, didn’t you, Old Zhou? Hurry up and deal with it, I’ll pretend I saw nothing," the granny said, walking away quickly to give him a less embarrassing space. Zhou Youwei: "?" What does it mean I admitted it’s my ass? "No, Old Zhang, come over and see, this is dog shit, a dog did it!" "Don’t talk about yourself like that..." "I’m not saying I’m a dog, what kind of understanding do you have, I, I—" Elder Zhou, who finally didn’t get sprained yesterday, got sprained again today. It’s a pity Lin Li didn’t see it. ... Lin Li arrived in the classroom and brought breakfast for a few classmates. Ever since starting to get up before 5:00 AM, he hasn’t been late bringing them breakfast. Benefiting this bunch of sons of his. "Just the thought of having to attend classes for five consecutive days makes me want to die," Zhou Baowei said languidly, shoveling glutinous rice into his mouth. "Then make sure to pick a bad day for it, that way you can turn it into a good day," Lin Li replied with a yawn. "Don’t die these days, my little aunt is due soon, I’m afraid you might reincarnate in my family," Bai Bufan tenderly told Zhou Baowei. The glutinous rice in Zhou Baowei’s mouth dropped into his bowl with a plop as he dazedly stared at Lin Li and Bai Bufan, his deskmates. One playing the bad cop, the other... also being the bad cop, for god’s sake. Such strong attack power, no wonder they can be desk mates. Lin Li was already lying on the table, rubbing his head in the elbow crook to find the right spot and shape. —Today I have to listen seriously to the sect’s guidance, if I fall asleep at that time it’s over, fortunately, the first period and morning study session are in English, I’ll use them to recharge a bit. "Bufan, let me know when the English teacher arrives, I’ll take a nap." "Alright." It’s normal to feel sleepy on a Monday, so Bai Bufan just nodded without making any jokes. When someone is truly tired, they can fall asleep instantly, even if Lin Li, being quite slender, doesn’t find resting his bare hands on them comfortable during summer. ... Lin Li stood above the void, accepting the villagers’ submission. An icy fairy from the righteous path was embraced on his left, a hot demoness from the demonic path was held on his right, his expression was unrestrained and indulgent. "It’s merely a trivial matter to kill a demon, you don’t have to do this, please rise," Lin Li said dismissively, indifferent to his recent good deed, "If you really want to thank me, prepare a 2.4*2 meter bed for me, also some sucking jelly, popping candy, ice cream..." Why did Xiang Yangliang only ask for 1.8*2 last time, but now needs 2.4, because last time he only slept with two people, this time it’s three. That’s called being rigorous. Lin Li’s demands were not yet finished when pain hit him. The demoness in his arms suddenly gave him a heavy elbow strike. Lin Li wanted to ask her why, but when he saw even the Saintess elbowing him and making noises in Bai Bufan’s voice, he realized something was wrong. ... "Lin Li, get the hell up, Lin Li, get the hell up!" Lin Li suddenly lifted his head, grabbed the prepared English textbook, and pretended to read. He realized there was total silence, as if no one was doing morning reading. Putting down the textbook, Lin Li found a slightly scary scene—every classmate was staring at him at that moment. Including the English class representative standing on the lectern. Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no. "Did I just talk in my sleep, Bai Bufan, I’m begging you, please shake your head." Swallowing a gulp, Lin Li fearfully looked at Bai Bufan. What kind of joke is this, this sort of thing is unfixable, ah!

Chapter 23: Do You Admit This is Your Butt?

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