Chapter 14 Miss, Please Respect Yourself!

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Chapter 14 of "The Most Random System" starts unfolding: Lin Li carefully checked the stall first to ensure no one was inside using the... Discover more!

Lin Li carefully checked the stall first to ensure no one was inside using the toilet before he moved to a position by the window, leaning against the wall, facing the entrance door. This way, if someone came in, he could notice immediately. And even if someone did come in, seeing him with a cigarette in his mouth making a phone call, they wouldn’t think much of it. Lin Li took out his phone, paused the recording only then, and directly dialed 110. "Hello, 110." The call connected quickly, and the operator’s voice came through, concise and to the point. "Hello, I want to report Light Noble Health Club at No. 623 Hu Yue Road, Xiling Town. They are secretly providing prostitution and other illegal sexual services there. Please send someone to make arrests quickly." Lin Li spoke softly to ensure people outside couldn’t hear him. Upon confirming it wasn’t a major case like a homicide, the operator had time to verify the authenticity of the case and asked: "Are you sure this information is accurate? Or do you have any evidence to provide us? If we send officers and the situation turns out to be false, and you cannot provide corresponding evidence, we may need to hold you legally accountable, and you might have to compensate the business." "Confirmed, very confirmed. They are providing such services on the third floor right now. If you come directly, you can catch them red-handed." "Alright, I’ll contact the police officers in the jurisdiction where the incident happened shortly. However, we now need you to provide some of your personal information. Where are you currently?" "Light Noble Health Club, third floor." "Alright, so it’s Light Noble... hmm?" The other party suddenly fell silent. Thus, Lin Li and the operator both remained quiet. Silence was tonight’s Kang Bridge. "... You said you’re... where?" The operator asked again, as if unsure of what they just heard was correct. "Light Noble Health Club." "The very place you reported?" "Yes, hello." "Still on the third floor?" "Yes, hello." "May I ask what you’re doing there?" "Uh... In a little while, I’m going to receive those illegal services, so please hurry up." Lin Li pinched the cigarette in his hand, feeling somewhat awkward in his speech. The operator once again fell into silence. As a 110 operator, hadn’t she seen all sorts of situations? Yet she had never seen a bizarre case like this. She even found it hard to define what was happening now—was this considered a confession? But the caller hadn’t committed an actual illegal act yet? Is this a bloody advance confession? Phantom Thief Kid may announce crimes beforehand, could this caller be announcing a confession? "Alright, I understand. I’ve already notified the nearby police station to send officers. As for further details, let’s save it for when you’re caught... Oh well, rather not disrupt you—actually, let’s disrupt you a bit, sir, take the chance to turn back before it’s too late!" The operator had never said anything this awkward before. Weird, truly weird. "Success doesn’t need to happen in my hands; some things missed are missed. I can’t go back." Lin Li finished speaking, hung up the phone, pretended to take a drag from his cigarette, and then flicked the whole cigarette out the window. Cool lines, Lin Li felt like a hero ready to perish with the enemy. If he ordered more trendy takeout, he might be even cooler. Who says a hero must stand in the light? The main concern here is that the current environment is somewhat dangerous, and his motives and reasons for doing this are difficult to explain clearly at the moment. Even if no one comes in, staying in the bathroom for too long could raise suspicions, explanations can be made once they get to the Demon Suppression Bureau. "Love me for visiting a brothel alone, love my unyielding appearance, love me confronting the masseuse without releasing a shot~" Humming a song, Lin Li arrived at the changing room and casually picked out a massage robe to wear. Turning the recording back on, when he returned to the private room, a masseuse named Xiaojing was already inside. Hmm, she’s indeed not as good-looking as in the video, heavily made-up—not really Lin Li’s type. What should be exposed was, but not everything, did it reveal? Like revealing. Lin Li’s gaze naturally locked onto her chest, indeed it was quite fair. Damn, forgot to turn off the auto-aim function. Lin Li pulled back his gaze. Then those pesky eyes, defying the brain’s warnings, looked over again. Traitors among the organs. Damn, more than one traitor, after the eyes took their fill, other organs also betrayed Lin Li’s thought process. Need to go home later to teach them a good lesson. Though Lin Li wasn’t particularly satisfied with her, she found Lin Li quite pleasing to the eye. After all, the usual clients she served were often the types with big bellies, able to only see their toes by looking straight down, middle-aged men, lively street Huang Mao... Young guys like Lin Li, with decent height and looks, could certainly be considered quality customers. Sadly, he only ordered the 399 package. Looks like she’ll have to give it her all later, she doesn’t believe a young guy like this could withstand her onslaught. The package includes extended service, and if he could manage, well, hehe, Xiaojing would quit this business. "Come on in, boss~ lie down first~ the service will begin soon~~" Xiaojing’s voice was sickly sweet as she simultaneously opened her own clothes a tad wider. Damn claw, watch the sword! But it was really white. "Mmm." Lin Li lay down on the massage bed beside him, face down, butt up. Xiaojing raised an eyebrow; this one was so well-behaved. Usually, by the time they pass by her, they’re already reaching up and groping down. Good manners, bonus! "Boss, with your back facing up, how can people properly serve you?" Xiaojing’s hands already pressed on Lin Li’s back, gently rubbing as she continued in her sultry voice. More directly, she started rubbing Lin Li’s leg with her own thighs. This is how you’re testing the cadre? Lin Li shivered all over, he’d really never experienced such stimulation. Brain throbbing, feeling very uncomfortable. —Oh right, not that brain. It’s truly without solutions, just at this age full of youthful vigor, once those thoughts flashed in his mind, the other brain seamlessly took control of the body. Can only say Lin Li as a cadre has indeed gone through too few tests. But accepting the service was never an option for Lin Li, firstly not to mention he knows the Demon Suppression Bureau will come shortly, knowingly breaking the law is clearly a foolish act. When it comes down to it, explaining himself would require informing the guardian. Furthermore, Lin Li isn’t willing to end things here, not yet waiting for that 175 loyal 36D rich woman. Steer clear of unclean stuff. Who knows if their health certificates are forged. "No need for now, you guys do normal massages, right? Start with a normal massage first, my body’s a bit fatigued these days, special services can wait." Lin Li waved his hand and said. Can’t have that. Xiaojing’s plan was to use up the 399 package quickly, then seductively entice Lin Li, making him unbearably uncomfortable in an hour, and compelled to extend the time—delay was unacceptable. Men in Wise One mode never extend the time. This is why normal massage services are included in packages, for guests to use the time to recover energy. "Boss, what could be more relieving for your fatigue than that? Rest assured, Xiaojing will make you feel good." Inciting Lin Li to jump up, exclaiming loudly: "Miss, please have some decency!" Xiaojing: "?"

Chapter 14 Miss, Please Respect Yourself!

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