Chapter 62 - 58: The Boy’s Blush Surpasses All Curses_2

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Chapter 62 of "The Most Random System" starts with dramatic events: "I really thought you were spreading rumors to the class monitor saying I have hemorrhoids." In... Discover what happens!

"I really thought you were spreading rumors to the class monitor saying I have hemorrhoids." In comparison, Song Luping might not know personally, but using his name was fine. Still, Bai Bufan found Chen Yu Ying’s misunderstanding of having hemorrhoids more socially fatal. Thinking about it, he felt he’d benefited. When Lin Li understood Bai Bufan’s thoughts, he felt a bit embarrassed, patted Bai Bufan’s shoulder, and scratched his head: "Bufan, you’ve misunderstood." "Huh?" "Whether spreading rumors with the class monitor or getting acquainted with Song Luping, Bai Bufan is the protagonist of both incidents, and they’re both true. I just worried that if I told you both last night, you wouldn’t be able to sleep, and I don’t want to see you with dark circles. It’d hurt my heart." Lin Li gave a simple and pure smile, clean as Rick Gen V, making one’s lungs itch. "?" Bai Bufan looked at this caring smile and indeed felt his lungs itch with anger. "A blush on a young face beats all sweet talk, truly." Lin Li, seeing the flushed face of the young one, deeply felt the charm of this saying. The blushing young man turned even redder upon hearing: "Sweet talk? My face is filled with curse words! Lin Li! You poet of the Wanquan Division!" "Bufan, don’t rush; there is some good news. Yesterday when I spread rumors with the class monitor, she had no reaction. She might not have remembered it at all. Should I help you to probe if she cares about this?" Lin Li felt he was a bit out of line and thus comforted and reassured him attentively. Bai Bufan recalled how Lin Li helped Zhou Baowei confirm situations; was that probing intelligence? That was clearly helping the class monitor strengthen her memory! Especially now, Lin Li’s smile seemed eerie. Bai Bufan became more determined about what would happen if he agreed, and his head shook like a rattle drum: "Bro, no need, it’s fine as it is. If need be, I’ll just clench my butt in front of the class monitor and tighten my pelvic floor." Seeing the sensible kid, Lin Li felt quite gratified: "Bufan, whoever might be lucky enough to be your dad someday, will be enjoying life." Bai Bufan: "..." "Wait, why are you standing up?" Bai Bufan inquired, seeing Lin Li suddenly stand up. "You mentioned pelvic floor exercises, and I haven’t done them today, so might as well do a set now to avoid actual hemorrhoids," Lin Li answered. Pelvic exercises can be done sitting, lying, or standing, but sitting is awkward in the classroom, so it’s better to stand. Makes sense. So Bai Bufan also stood up. When Zhou Baowei returned and asked what they were doing, he didn’t sit down either. Thus, if any student from the front row turned around, they would find the group in the back row all standing in their spots, tense-faced, exerting themselves. This is the allure of the words ’pelvic floor exercise.’ When seeing or hearing this phrase, it’s a marvel if someone doesn’t join in. ... Time had reached evening, and the night classes were nearing completion when Xue Jian walked into the classroom. The originally slightly restless sounds immediately quieted down. Having cleaned his desk thoroughly, Lin Li silently picked up his textbook again under Xue Jian’s gaze. Everyone was ready to start. "Night class is about to end, let me tell you something," Xue Jian sat on the podium desk, making everyone focus on him. "The first monthly exam of this semester had its schedule discussed by the school, moving from the originally planned Friday and Saturday to a week before National Day, with dates pending. Then classes initially scheduled on Friday and Saturday fall during the autumn break." The classroom, which had been quiet for less than half a minute, immediately became noisy again. Originally, the autumn break was designed decades ago for students to go home to harvest wheat, but over time, this break has vanished from most places in the country, except for the province where Xiling is, maintaining this fine tradition. Quite enjoyable. Especially when discovering other provinces don’t have it, it feels even better. During elementary and middle school, it was fixed for three days, though schools usually use this break for autumn trips or sports events. In high school, the break becomes more flexible and varied by region. Nansang Middle School’s area mandates two no-class days, so Grade 10 gets two days; Grade 11 students voluntarily stay one day to study while Grade 12 students voluntarily stay two days to study. It shows that as the grade increases, people actively become more studious. This is because Nansang is a public school, unlike some private schools famous for high enrollment rates that simply disregard this holiday. As for why the monthly exam had to be scheduled for the Saturday next week, it’s not about intentionally using the weekend but because the following Tuesday is Mid-Autumn. Therefore, Saturday is meant to hold Monday’s classes, so using it for exams is normal. Which is how the autumn break that usually connects with National Day now aligns with Mid-Autumn. "Don’t celebrate too soon; during the autumn break, the school plans to organize an autumn trip, so I’m telling you this for discussing where to go tonight. Suggestions and opinions can be told to the class monitor, who will then relay them to me. The longest duration would be leaving Thursday night and returning Saturday night, the shortest is a full Friday. But, let me say in advance, for ease of management and safety, a class can only go to a place if more than one class chooses it. So even if our class arrives at a commonly accepted decision, if no other classes want to join, it can’t be realized. Therefore, the process is for everyone to discuss our class’s preferred destination by Friday after school, which I will report, and over the weekend the school will deliberate and let you vote for the result, finally choosing one of the highest-voted projects among all classes..." Having had similar experiences in the past at middle and elementary schools, nobody complained about the autumn trip taking the autumn break. Still better than using normal weekends for autumn travel. If it was for a sports event, not only would the autumn break be used up, but Sunday might also need half a day for the ceremony. Given the heat, waiting for cooler weather before National Day is impossible. The crowd started discussing. Lin Li didn’t care much about where to go for autumn travel; he was focused on what he had to do later. "Lin Li." Bai Bufan, deep in thought, suddenly called Lin Li’s name. "Speak," Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan. As the saying goes, whenever Bufan thinks, God laughs. Lin Li dared to assert he wouldn’t hear anything normal from Bai Bufan’s mischievous mouth. "Spring outing is elegantly called Green Trip, so wouldn’t autumn outing elegantly be called a Sweep? So does the past week, this week, and next week count as an autumn trip?" ——"Damn, you’re the Autumn Travel King!" "You say it like that... I really am." Lin Li nodded, acknowledging the notion behind the words. "That’s great." "Everyone! Lin Li just said he’s the Autumn Travel King; his experience in autumn travels is quite extensive. I suggest everyone follow his opinion!" Bai Bufan stood up and shouted loudly. Lin Li: "?" This voice dominated the crowd, causing everyone, including Xue Jian, to look at Lin Li instinctively. After the shock wore off, Lin Li smiled. Damn you. Bai Bufan. You kid revenge like yourself, three days is too late.

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