Chapter 399 - 399 208 Ancient Gods Can't Be Relied On_3
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Updated : Oct 13th, 2025
399: Chapter 208 Ancient Gods Can’t Be Relied On_3 399: Chapter 208 Ancient Gods Can’t Be Relied On_3 Everyone felt a dizzying urge, nearly on the verge of spitting blood.
Their gazes fell upon the timid little face of the White Tiger, speechless to the extreme.
Was she really the god of slaughter and war between heaven and earth?
How could she be so naive?
It was simply beyond words.
“Ah.”
At this moment, Bluebird finally realized she had misunderstood.
Sticking out her tongue in dissatisfaction, she said to White Tiger, “White Tiger sister, you’ve got me in deep trouble, didn’t I tell you?
Only a kiss on the lips can get you pregnant, not on the cheek.”
Everyone was petrified; this creature was hardly any stronger than White Tiger herself.
Sun Wukong somewhat understood what had happened, with black lines forming on his forehead.
All this trouble over such a trifling matter had led him to fight with the Vermilion Bird.
Vermilion Bird was even more furious; she was pummeled by Sun Wukong, initially wanting to vent anger for her sister, but who would have thought that the whole affair would turn out to be a huge misunderstanding.
Taking a deep breath, she glared at White Tiger and Bluebird, then scolded, “You two idiots.”
After saying this, Vermilion Bird offered Sun Wukong a bow, by way of apology.
She transformed into her true form as the Vermilion Bird and flew south.
With her big innocent eyes, Bluebird looked at the Queen Mother of the West and asked, “Your Majesty, why did she scold me?”
The corner of the Queen Mother of the West’s mouth twitched, and with a sigh she said, “She wasn’t scolding you, she was scolding me; I’m the real idiot here.”
“Why?”
Bluebird asked again.
Everyone was at a loss whether to laugh or cry over the commotion caused by this misunderstanding.
Touching her forehead with her hand, the Queen Mother of the West said wryly, “Let’s forget about it, I’ll explain it to you when we get back; now follow me home.”
After thinking for a moment, Sun Wukong immediately said, “Old Sun’s going to eat peaches, and it’s a good opportunity to visit Kunlun too.
Your Majesty wouldn’t mind welcoming me, would you?”
Sun Wukong wanted to go to Kunlun.
The Queen Mother of the West nodded, “Of course, you’re welcome.
Having the Great Saint grace us with your presence is an honor for Kunlun, just don’t mind if our hospitality falls short.”
“Let’s go then,” Sun Wukong said.
He then turned to look at Nu Ba and Lady Dragon of Wealth and said, “You two come along as well.”
In this way, should anything arise in the future, the two women could support him.
So he wouldn’t have idiocy heaped upon him again and end up unable to clear his name.
Nu Ba and the Wealth Dragon Maiden smiled and followed close by Sun Wukong’s side.
They clearly understood that Sun Wukong now considered them his people.
“You all go back too, there’s nothing left to see,” Sun Wukong said, giving Lu Dongbin and the rest a sharp look.
They laughed loudly; they came to watch the excitement, and in the end, it turned out to be a massive farce that left them incredulously amused.
Everyone knew Sun Wukong was heading to Kunlun for a reason.
They chose not to intrude, dispersing instead to Huaguo Mountain.
“Let’s go,” said the Queen Mother of the West with a slight smile.
Together, they set off, flying toward Kunlun.
On the way, White Tiger came over, sticking out her tongue and said with embarrassment, “Big meanie, I didn’t mean to do it, I didn’t know making babies was so complicated; can you please not be mad at me?”
Sun Wukong glanced at her; this woman was truly a disaster.
But Sun Wukong also knew that White Tiger was just too naive,
As the guardian deity of the West, she had always been preventing Zhenyuan from expanding and keeping Zhen from escaping.
She was naturally ignorant of worldly matters.
Fooled by Bluebird’s nonsense, she actually believed she was pregnant, which was frustratingly laughable.
If to blame someone, Sun Wukong indeed found it difficult to blame her.
Therefore, Sun Wukong shook his head and said, “Don’t worry, I don’t blame you.
Just make sure you understand things clearly before you speak in the future.
It’s fine to not talk nonsense; it’s not just unfair to others but also bad for you.”
White Tiger nodded vigorously and said, “I know now, and I will definitely not talk nonsense again.”
Seeing her pitiable appearance, Nu Ba and the Wealth Dragon Maiden actually found themselves growing fond of the little White Tiger.
Forget everything else; her demeanor alone was adorable.
Any hard feelings they had towards White Tiger dissipated in an instant.
Nu Ba said with a smile, “I think White Tiger didn’t mean it; she’s just too innocent.”
“Yes, White Tiger is too cute.
I’ve never met a girl as adorable as her,” said the Wealth Dragon Maiden.
Upon meeting White Tiger in person, their initial dissatisfaction with her disappeared like smoke in the wind.
Such a cute girl, even if she did make a mistake, what of it?
It was forgivable.
“Thank you, sisters; you two are so pretty,” said White Tiger, eyes shining as she complimented the two.
However, everyone could hear that she wasn’t flattering but genuinely thought so.
With the heart of an innocent child, her every action was heartfelt and sincere.
Who could harbor dislike towards such a girl?
Soon, the three girls became fast friends.
Bluebird was somewhat afraid of Sun Wukong and, after the recent misunderstanding, wanted to join the group but ultimately didn’t dare to.
The Queen Mother of the West also took it upon herself to fill Bluebird in on some knowledge.
It was only now that Bluebird learned that there was indeed a complex procedure to having a baby.
She had always thought a kiss on the lips was all it took to have a child.
Embarrassed, Bluebird was even less able to face Sun Wukong now.
Being powerful immortals, they reached the distant Kunlun in no time.
Once they entered Kunlun, the Queen Mother of the West instructed Bluebird to take the others down, leaving only Sun Wukong with her.
The Queen Mother of the West sat there, studying Sun Wukong, when a smile suddenly appeared on her usually austere face.
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