Chapter 2: That’s all this was? A Whoopsies?

Words : 1774 Updated : Sep 11th, 2025
It had started as most stories like this went. A simple accident, a run in with a vehicle, falling off a high location. You know, the classics. For Caspian, it was a simple accident. He'd been walking home from university past a construction site, and one thing led to another and all he remembered was shouting, but not the pain. That led him to believe that it was instantaneous. At least he didn't feel any pain, and it wasn't a drawn out death. It was a small comfort to him. And he was sure of an even smaller comfort to his sister. Fuck. His sister. His only living blood relative. Outside of the baby that was growing inside of her. He was supposed to be with her during this time. Help her out. Take care of her in the place of her husband who had been called away to fight in a war zone. He'd made a promise to both of them, and he was the one who left them first. Fuck. He was so angry at himself. In fact, he had been so angry at himself for getting involved in a stupid accident, that he hadn't noticed even in his death, he was still himself, still had his body, and was...still around? "Ah. It seems as if you have finally realised something is wrong." A voice spoke. It wasn't quite...male or female. Cass couldn't distinguish anything about it. It just...was a voice. But...where was he? Why was everything so...dark? "Where am I?" "How unoriginal. I expected more from you, Caspian Spencer." A shiver, a warning went down his spine at the way the voice said his name. Like...it was taking it from him. Stealing it. "Why would you expect more from me? Who the hell even are you?" Cass swallowed thickly. Something was wrong. This was not a good idea, and his whole body was protesting. Suddenly, chains snapped out of the void, as if highlighted by sharp, contrasting colours and wrapped around his wrists and ankles. The voice chuckled, and Cass did not like the sound of it. "Well well well. Someone is scared, aren't we?" The voice teased, and Cass struggled against the chains. He yanked, pulled, tugged. He fought against the restraints until he was tired, but it meant nothing. He wasn't going to be able to escape from them. He was forced to be here, forced to listen to the madman or madwoman who had captured him. "Who the hell wouldn't be? This is fucking awful. I am...I am supposed to be dead!" The words felt bitter coming out of his mouth. "Fuck! She's probably going to name the kid after me." He muttered angrily. It was the last thing he wanted. He knew she had names picked out for the kid. Hell, he'd been so excited to be an uncle. And it was all gone. Poof. In a second. "Hmm, that's quite true. Your body is dead, but it was also...an accident." Cass' arms went slack. A what? "Whoopsies? An accident? You weren't supposed to die today." Cass felt such a vicious emotion fill him he was scared of himself. "Did you just...call my death a whoopsies?" Cass asked, dangerously quiet and even the chains tightened around him. "Now now, don't let the anger overtake you. We don't want you becoming a demon, do we?" Cass shot a glare towards the sky, unsure where the speaker was. It sounded like the voice was coming from all around him, but he was sure he could feel the force of his anger. "A demon isn't sounding so bad right now if it means that I can hurt you." Cass growled, and the sound of nervous laughter filled the air. "D-Demons aren't quite capable of that just yet, so it would be a foolish choice if you asked me." Cass knew he didn't have a heart at this exact moment, but he could feel the sensation of his heartbeat. It was fast, angry, and he knew he hated whoever this creature was. "So can you send me back? If it was a mistake. Can you send me back?" Cass demanded, and was met with silence. He laughed harshly as the silence prolonged. "Then what's the fucking point of taking me here then? Why me? You should have just let me pass on instead of whatever weird power trip this is. Let me fucking die properly. If I can't go back, what's the fucking point?" Cass felt so angry and upset and defeated. What was the point of this? Did this creature just want to play with a soul? Did they just want to fuck around? Why did it want to do that to him? It was so fucking rude. "I grabbed your soul because it was an accident. You aren't supposed to die right now. That and I-" "No. I'm not doing whatever fucked up shit you want me to do." Cass declared angrily. Why the fuck they thought he was just going to go along with whatever they fucking wanted was insane. He was pissed. He was dead. And they had not left a good impression so far. "I didn't even get to say what I needed help with." "Go suck a dick. I'm not helping someone who can't even fucking apologise for being responsible for an accident." Silence met his words, and Cass gave a startled laugh. He'd been guessing, he didn't think he was actually right. This damn fuck. How dare they try to play it off like they were doing him a favour, when it was clear that they had fucked up? Ugh! He'd always hated reading stories where the protagonist just blindly agreed to whatever the "gods" or whatever said. It was annoying. And frustrating. They never asked for clarifying questions. "Look. I know you're upset. I've never died, but I can see where you're coming from. That is no reason to speak to me that way. I want to help you." Cass laughed again. "Help me? You just want me to clean up your mess." Cass replied, and it felt like he'd hit a nerve. The energy in the room shifted, and while Cass had been scared before, he was now terrified. "I don't make messes." The voice replied, and Cass grew bold. "Oh? Then did someone else create my 'accident?' Or are you going to tell me that you killed me on purpose?" Cass shook his head, his smile harsh, cruel, and upsetting. "Why would anyone want someone like me? I'm not special. I'm just one out of many." A deep, shuddering sigh filled the air, causing the chains to rattle around his arms. "...I picked you. It was an accident, but I selected you out of the many offered. I need someone to help change the fate of another world, I picked you to do it." Cass felt his eyes widen at the admittance of the "god" or whatever. "What? You want some dumb human to fix your mistake?" "It's not a mistake! I need some dumb human to fight against the forces of evil!" Cass laughed. "From where I'm standing, I don't think your evil and their evil are very different." Cass shot back, and a growl erupted from the creature. "You are so-No, this is why I chose you. Calm down. You are a mighty god. They are just a child. A speck of dust in the wind." It was clear that the creature, the "god" was getting frustrated with Cass. He hoped that was a good sign. The sooner they released him, the sooner he could finally be at peace. Or at as much peace as he could muster. He was still pissed. Could he ask to haunt his sister? Watch over the kid? Would he even make a good poltergeist? "I need your help. I know this isn't...ideal, and that you had plans in your future. I honestly intended to wait until your natural death day, but...something else interfered." The voice admitted. "It was not me, but I do...apologise for their...actions." The creature sighed, rattling the chains once more. Cass was surprised. He didn't think something like it would be able to own up to any mistakes. "You didn't kill me?" "No. I did not. Why would I rush it? I have no need to. I almost missed grabbing your soul because it was so sudden. You had at least another 30 years left in your current cycle." Ah. So the family history of cancer probably got to him in the end. Well, at least his sister didn't have to watch him slowly die. It was a small comfort. "If you want my help, you need to do some things for me." Cass stated, and the "god" scoffed. "You want to negotiate with a god?" Cass shrugged. "What do I have to lose? Apparently, you chose me. I didn't choose you. So, make the deal worth it to me." Cass was cocky. He had no reason not to be. His whole reason to keep on living was gone, and he was just a spirit. He should have been more scared, but it just didn't feel real. This just didn't feel like it had any weight. "What do you want, Caspian? For me to look out for your sister?" The "god" was mocking him, he could feel it. Cass scoffed. "No. Look out for the child in her stomach, and any others she might have. I don't want them to turn out like us." Cass said, and that seemed to surprise the "god". "You didn't have a bad upbringing." Who was this creature to judge what was good and bad? Sure, Cass hadn't been beaten up, but growing up without parents in a society that judged one heavily for being an orphan wasn't a good upbringing either. It had been just him and his sister against the world for so long. He didn't want the same thing to happen to them. So, wishing for the best for her kids would mean the best for her too. It was what he wanted, and he knew that this creature was going to be tricky about this. He'd read too many novels to not expect it.

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Contents
(BL) The Villain wants a Divorce!
(BL) The Villain wants a Divorce! Author:CalyB
Chapter 1: I’ve been single my whole life. Who the hell are you? Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: That’s all this was? A Whoopsies? Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: Making deals with ’higher powers’ never end well. Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: What the hell did I put in this? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: A test of courage for a new henchmen Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: What a greedy girl, huh? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: A skinny, sickly twink? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: If you don’t act like anything is wrong, no one will notice Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: I’d trade a god for a dollar Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Am I...a bad guy? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: A comrade in arms Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: A strong, powerful...wife? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: Two heroes? In one place? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Just don’t break him Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: A deal with a devil? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: Does he even own normal clothing? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: A challenger approaches Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: A pain so bad that even the men cared Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Trading blows with a beast Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Afraid of a little kiss? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: A place to belong Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: All the work, none of the power Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Isn’t this a bit ridiculous? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: When the memories begin to return, get mean Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: A 3 step plan should be easy, right? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: A clear bill of health Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Flirting? You don’t even know the word! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: A blob? A slime? A couple of...girls? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: They’re lesbians, Cass Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: An introverts lament Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: I never consented to this Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: You wanted a villain? Fine. I’ll be one Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: I’m not your archnemesis. I’m your nemesis once removed Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: I’m not like you Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: A small amount of magic ruined by a memory Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: That’s a lot of blood Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Open your mouth, Lord Blackburn Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Don’t find me endearing Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Just be handsome and dumb Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: Isn’t this too big of an age gap? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: I will never call you Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: That is a privilege for Sam alone Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Are you surprised I can’t trust you? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: We stan Lord Blackburn in this house Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Just do it for the bookstore Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: I am no Cinderella, I don’t need a Prince Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: A loyal playboy Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Let’s hug it out Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: This is not a date Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: A blanket to bond us Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: It was just a sip Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: What am I? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: I can’t be weak, I’m just an imposter Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: Is this where you take all of your snacks? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Trying to draw the line Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: Is this a trap? It feels like a trap Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: I’m not a picky man. I see BL, I pick it up Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: A plan that never fails Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Don’t try to be a hero Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: No knight, but you’ll do Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: I can’t look weak Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: The first cleansing Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: No peeking Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: He must never know Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: Isn’t that a waste of money? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Children? I don’t like children Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: Alright, I got this Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: A fair and legal contract Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: A bad habit Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Not the sharpest tool in the shed Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: How did you know? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: The consequences of your damn actions Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Adulthood looks good on you Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Does this make me look like a Villain? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Who do you think you’re talking to? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: There is always room for improvement Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Does not forget, does not forgive Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Falsely accused Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: I do not need to prove my worth to you Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: A fly on the wall Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Damn, I really hate these ’gods’ Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Finally, a manager! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: No questions? You just...believe me? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Failsafe’s are great, until they get in your way Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: A trio of merchants, not furries Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: For the kids? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Cass in his happy place Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Foot, meet mouth Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: I would never want your damn spot Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Do I look as insane as I feel? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: An unexpected, and unwelcome visitor Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: A devious dragon Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Let’s not focus on what happened, and save a knight instead Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: A punishment to fit the crime Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: A chance encounter Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: A knight’s knowing gaze Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: The night before all hell broke loose Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: An introduction into a world you’ve never known Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: A full denial breakdown Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: An unquenchable thirst (suggestive?) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Twice in a row? Am I...a Chosen One? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: A human ragdoll Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Between a dragon and a...dragon? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: A dragon on the edge Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: A suck up of a dragon Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Just a dragon who spits fire Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Knock knock, the Doctor pays a home visit Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: The less people who know, the better Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Yeah, we got matching tattoos without you, Draken Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: Asking for a little bit of help Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Why do you think I can trust you? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: It’s not my fault that I’m better than you Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Can it be? Is this true? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: A chat about intentions Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Lord Draken isn’t your master, I am Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: An unaware, injured man Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: What is a good mate? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Comfort the dragon way Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: Is it supposed to feel like that? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Speak for me again, I dare you Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: It’s a little too late to apologise, don’t you think? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Listen, I’m not as good of a person as you are making me out to be Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Don’t worry, there’s enough Draken to go around Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Pretty sure eyes aren’t supposed to bleed Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I hate feeling like this Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: A vaguely familiar thirst Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Why is no one else upset about this? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: A dragon’s husband Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: I don’t think you’re using that correctly Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: He was a fairy Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Don’t fuck this up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: I can do cool tricks too! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: A dragon’s broken promise Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: A revelation and a good job Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: You aren’t part of my team Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Two truths, several lies Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: One secret revealed to protect another Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: Should I just wear an eye mask so I don’t have to look at these fools? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The sweet temptation of an IOU Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: Something is shifting...I don’t like it. Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: It’s just a shoulder you guys Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: A begging man Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Was the book finally taking it’s eyes off of Cass? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: A worrying revelation Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: Everything’s good, right Doc? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Debrief on dungeons Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: A tired hero is a useless hero Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: We will not tolerate this kind of behaviour Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Listen, sometimes we just don’t look at things too deeply, okay? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: This slight will be repaid in full Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Do I look like I give a shit? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Vibrating with irritation Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: A not awful interaction with Lady Ava? In this economy? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Repressing only gets you so far Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: I would like to hide myself in a hole now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: Oh no. They’re more than a handful Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Hey, it’s a fantasy world after all! Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: A looong carriage ride Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: Not above using my new name Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: Magic and a cookie for a well rested man Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: It’s textbook demon manipulation, baby Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: The Dragon finally gets what he wants Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: We’re all supposed to share, huh? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: This feels a bit like a hostage negotiation Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: What? Did you think I only went after girls? Ha! Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: A joke made in poor taste Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: A racing mind and a tired body Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: A saintess with power, but no connection Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: Listen, I don’t want to be rude, but stop looking at me Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Can’t a guy just have a little bit of fun? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Everyone, I’m fine! My body is just revolting against being here. Totally normal Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: I hope no one was hungry Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: You have got to be joking Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: I don’t want to talk about it Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Some secrets can’t stay secrets forever Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: Look, we’re not so different, you and me Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: An old dog can learn new tricks Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Two souls, one body Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: We do not go around saying we like to eat people Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: An insensitive bastard Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Someone needs to be put in a time out Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Vespertine has some questions Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: I’ll flirt with him wherever I please Sep 25th, 2025
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