Chapter 141 - 141 - I'm a Five-Hundred-Year-Old Fossil

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"Lord Overseer, according to the news from our permanent staff at St. Freya Academy, there seems to be a problem with the academy's funding. Principal Theresa is planning to implement a last-place elimination system and will be advising a portion of the students with the lowest grades to withdraw." Otto's expression was one of slight astonishment. A problem with St. Freya's funding? Hadn't he just allocated their funds a few days ago? How could there be a problem already? Besides, for little Theresa to implement a last-place elimination system? That was highly unlikely. Knowing his dear granddaughter's character, if she were truly short on money, she would have called him immediately to whine and ask for more. How could she possibly give up on her students? "Show me the specific report." Otto took the intelligence record from his secretary, Amber. After a careful read, he more or less understood the situation. He said with a smile, "It seems this is most likely a misunderstanding." "K-423 has started studying diligently, which is a complete reversal of her usual behavior. Paired with her unique identity, it has led people to speculate on the reason. Then, through a series of rumors spiraling out of control, it has become this rather ridiculous situation." "Should we help Principal Theresa clarify the rumors then?" Amber asked. "...There is no need." Otto pondered for a moment before continuing. "Respond to this rumor in the name of the headquarters. Say that HQ has received the news and will be dispatching a special agent to investigate St. Freya Academy's funding issues." Isn't that just indirectly confirming the rumor's authenticity? Amber thought this to herself but didn't voice it. Her Lord Overseer must have his reasons for doing so. "Understood. Who shall we dispatch for the investigation?" "I have my own arrangements for that." "Yes, my lord. Next is the matter of the development funds for the new generation of Kallen Fantasy..." "We cannot be stingy with the budget for this. Whatever is needed, provide it." "...Understood." ---o--- "What! Grandpa is sending an agent over to investigate the academy's funding issues!" Theresa slammed her hands on the desk. It was a good thing the desk was made of special materials; otherwise, a normal wooden desk probably would have collapsed from the impact. Himeko watched her old friend's agitated state and helplessly threw up her hands. "There's nothing to be done. The rumors on campus have gotten so big, it's impossible that HQ wouldn't have heard anything. And since this happened so soon after you received this quarter's funding, it would be abnormal if they didn't send someone to check." "What is all this mess!" Theresa slumped into her chair, feeling utterly powerless as she stared at the ceiling of her office, speechless. "I never would have thought that the impression of Kiana being a slacker was so deeply ingrained in everyone's minds. Now that she's suddenly started working hard, it's made the other students feel like something is wrong, and the rumors just spiraled into what we have now." "I... sigh! Even making an announcement over the broadcast system had no effect. Even if everyone believes it, no one dares to bet that the news isn't true, and no one dares to bet that the people around them aren't secretly studying while pretending to play." "After all, there really is a portion of students who are now acting like they're just having fun, telling others not to believe the rumors, while in reality, they're hiding away and studying like their lives depend on it. They're even using strategies from the Art of War!" Himeko watched Theresa slumped helplessly in her chair and said with a smile, "It's fine, actually. It's a good thing that everyone is studying seriously. When the end-of-term results are out, and everyone sees that the so-called last-place elimination was a lie, the rumors will naturally die down on their own. As for headquarters, our cash flow is perfectly fine. Let them investigate if they want to. It's not like you embezzled any public funds... Theresa, you didn't, right?" Himeko's gaze fell on Theresa's somewhat stiff expression, and her own relaxed demeanor immediately turned serious. "Well, just... a little bit." "How much!" "Alright, I just used a portion to sell the new issue of Homu Adventure." "That's your own money!?" "Uhm, it's because the new limited-edition Homu merchandise could only be obtained through a prize draw, so I spent a little too much..." "You! Sigh! What am I supposed to say to you? Do you really think you're still a little girl? How can you not have even the most basic self-control? But... it's a good thing, I suppose. Even though embezzling public funds yourself is a terrible thing to do, you're still Otto's granddaughter. There will be punishment, but it probably won't be too severe. Theresa, this is a good lesson. I hope you learn from it and don't make the same mistake again." ---o--- "I'm sorry, I know I was wrong." Himeko looked at Theresa, who was bowing her head in apology. She's just like a certain someone, Himeko thought. This apologetic posture is identical to Kiana's. I just hope it's not the same 'I was wrong, but I'll do it again next time.' "There's no use telling me. You'd better think about what you're going to say to the Lord Overseer. I'm leaving. I have a class to prepare for tomorrow." Theresa watched Himeko leave, then slumped powerlessly back into her chair, staring blankly at the ceiling. "Ah! What is all this mess!" ---o--- Back in the villa, Xin Yu looked at Kiana, who had been so exhausted from high-intensity training that she had to be carried back by Raiden Mei. "Xin Yu, I'm so tired." Kiana collapsed onto the sofa, feeling like she couldn't move a single muscle. Xin Yu knelt down and wiped the sweat from Kiana's face with a towel. "Mm, you worked very hard today. It must have been tough. Go take a shower, and I'll make you something delicious for dinner tonight." "Mmm... but I feel like I have no energy at all right now." "Then let me give you some of my..." "No!" "It's okay, it's just a little, it won't be a problem." "I don't want it." "Alright, then I'll have Mei help you wash up." "But Mei is tired too. She was training her sword skills this morning, and then she spent the afternoon training with me in the simulation room. She doesn't have any energy right now either." "...So?" "You wash me." "Since you asked for it yourself, then I shall." "Ooh... be gentle, okay? I have absolutely no way to resist right now~" Raiden Mei blushed as she watched Xin Yu carry Kiana upstairs, her mind starting to imagine all sorts of chaotic scenarios. A young man giving a young woman a bath... At dinner, Kiana puffed out her cheeks as she glared at the perfectly composed Xin Yu. It was truly unbelievable! How could someone look at a beautiful young woman's body and remain completely expressionless! And he even touched her, yet he was still so calm, with absolutely no reaction down there! "Xin Yu, is there something wrong with your body?" Xin Yu glanced at Kiana and said, "I told you, apart from my appearance, I have no connection to humanity anymore. I don't have things like hormones." "What guides my body now is pure emotion. Unless I want it to, I won't have any reaction even if you drug me." "Then why don't you want it?" "Because we're not married yet. We shouldn't do that kind of thing before marriage." "...Huh? What kind of old fossil are you?" "A 500-year-old one."

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Try to save the world, Transmigrator!
Try to save the world, Transmigrator! Author:Aleph_0
Chapter 1: The "Me" Who Died and Returned to Life Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Live On Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Try to... Save Someone Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: Getting Lost, Then Meeting a Moon Person Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: First Meeting Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: Comparing Tragedies Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: Seeking a Master Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: I Believe You Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: Sudden Transmigration Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: The Priest Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: The First Lesson Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: Eternal Happy Times Don't Exist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: I Hate Death Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: Is It Really, Okay? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: Mysterious Existence Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: I Think I'm Cultivating Immortality Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: So-called, Pure Love Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: Spacetime Fugitive Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: A Sense of Emptiness Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: Your Rider is Accelerating Synchro Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: Your Rider is Jungling Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: Accepting a Disciple Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: A Day in the Life Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: The Drunken Man Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: Those Who Depart Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: The Third Honkai Eruption Descends Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: May You Pass On Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: My Body Feels So Light Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: Saving People Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: Because You Were Asking for Help Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: Loss Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: Run Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: Herrscher of Thunder Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: So-Called Courage Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: Death Is Not Your End Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: Dead, But Alive Again Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: I Will Definitely Obtain Your (DNA) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: People Live for Peace of Mind Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: Transmigration, Followed by a Crash Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: Kiana? My Bro! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: Traveling Through Time Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: Siegfried's Choice Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: This Kind of Future, I Will Change It! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: Entangled Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: Weakness Exposed Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: Ploy or Sincerity Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: Crossovers Are a Feature Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: The Title Ran Away Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: Sending a Letter Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: A Grand Scene of Feigned Death Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: The Archon's Test Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: Complication Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: Sever Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: Lights of Ten Thousand Homes Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: Parting is Always Inevitable Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: Modifying the Past Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: I Want to Defeat the Honkai Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: Situation Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: The Suicidal Miko Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: Beautiful Dream Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: I Can Change It Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: Like Slacking Off Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 65: I Am Not a God Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: Not Guilty Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 67: Deceiving the World Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: Song Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: Me, Why Are You Crying? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 70 - 70 - Kallen Arrives Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: I'm Crazy, Not Stupid Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: I No Longer Need Salvation, So Why Did You Have to Come! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: Sakura x2 Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: I Love You Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75 - 75 - Time! It Always Passes So Quickly Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76 - 76 - It Took Me Two Hundred Years to Learn to Love You Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77 - 77 - Oh, The Living! Continue Forward Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78 - 78 - Theresa: I Will Win! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79 - 79 - You've Been Telling Everyone I'm Dead?! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80 - 80 - Affinity Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81 - 81 - Sweetness is Life's Solace Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82 - 82 - Professional Sleep Inducer Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: The Healer Cannot Heal Themself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: It's Okay, I'll Do the Saving Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: Once More, Rewrite It Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 86: Kids, I Won the Resurrection Match! Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: The Deep-Seated Loathing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: "My" Farewell Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: Grasping the Kite String Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: Taste Restored Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91 - 91 - Where the hell have I ended up? Is this Earth? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92 - 92 - Past mistakes are immutable... or are they? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93 - 93 - You Guess? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94 - 94 - The Snowstorm Subsides, Greenery Revives, Weapons Fall Silent Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95 - 95 - Stepping onto the Path of Abundance Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96 - 96 - Becoming a Nameless Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97 - 97 - After Rest, a New Journey Begins Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98 - 98 - Seeing Injustice, Drawing the Sword to Help Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99 - 99 - For People Are Still Drowning in a Sea of Suffering Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100 - 100 - Redemption and Miracle Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101 - 101 - This Love, Is It Pure? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102 - 102 - Soft Murmurs in Your Ear Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103 - 103 - Dream Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104 - 104 - Xin Yu, the Intelligence Gatherer Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105 - 105 - Looking Back Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 106 - 106 - Laughing Haha Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107 - 107 - You've Been Tricked! Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108 - 108 - Equilibrium Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109 - 109 - New World Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110 - 110 - She's Still So Young Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111 - 111 - May We Meet Again in the Future Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112 - 112 - Do You Remember Your Childhood Self Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113 - 113 - Her Deeper Self Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114 - 114 - Nascent Soul Emergence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115 - 115 - Upholding the Candle Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116 - 116 - Are You Leaving? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117 - 117 - Cannot Be Directly Gazed Upon Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118 - 118 - Parting Gift Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119 - 119 - My World Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120 - 120 - Visitor Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121 - 121 - Kevin Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: Reunion Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123 - 123 - Human and God Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124 - 124 - Tens of Millions of Years of Lifespan Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: An Extreme Solution Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 126: Arriving at the Academy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: It Never Ends, It Never Ends Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: Kiana Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129 - 129 - The Flustered Theresa Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: This is Also a Part of Equilibrium Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: He Must Be Busy with Something Very Important Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: Kiana's Scheme Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133 - 133 - Reproductive Isolation Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: Her Hero Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: Master, Long Time No See Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: Like Rain and Dew Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: Cocolia: Advantage, Mine! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: Morning Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: Meeting, Yet Unacquainted Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: Compete! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141 - 141 - I'm a Five-Hundred-Year-Old Fossil Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142 - 142 - Consciousness Space Oct 7th, 2025
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