Chapter 62: Easy-peasy

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Chapter 62 of "Why is My System Glitching" kicks off with action-packed scenes: Chapter 62 - Easy-peasy After counting the spirit stones, Lordi Payne didn't dare linger near the... Discover more!

Chapter 62 - Easy-peasy After counting the spirit stones, Lordi Payne didn't dare linger near the Tower of Hundred Treasures a moment longer. He bolted from the mountain peak in haste, heart pounding. Even returning directly to Ghost Shade Peak felt too risky. Instead, he veered toward a nearby mountain and hurried straight to the Punishment Crypt at its summit. Only when he reached the crypt's front plaza—watching the enforcer deacons march in and out—did he finally allow himself to relax. "I can't selling Bone Tempering Pills alone any more!" Lordi Payne muttered, his brow furrowed in frustration. "Damn this useless AwfulOS system! There's not even an option to lower the elixir's quality. Hey system, can't you just alchemy mid-level or entry-level pills next time?" [AllFullOS: Version 1.0.0] > All-Smart Full-Host Cultivation SystemTM at your service! > One-click cultivation, worry-free ascension! ... "..." Lordi Payne sighed, then steeled himself. "However I have to keep making elixir pills—otherwise, I'll be in deep trouble when the fine comes due." But the premium-grade Bone Tempering Pills had already drawn unwanted attention. Not only was the Tower of Hundred Treasures sniffing around, but Kim Simona was also tracing the pills' origin. A dull ache throbbed in his temples. "I need to fix this 'too high-quality' problem... or find another way." After a long moment of contemplation, Lordi Payne's thoughts sharpened. He is no longer in Deerspring Town anymore. He's in the Abyss Pit Sect. Back in Deerspring, the Payne Clan ruled. As a disfavored descendant—his birth mother long dead, his stepmother and half-brother relentlessly suppressing him—survival had been a delicate balance. If he kept his head down, played meek, and never threatened Twu Payne's position, they'd tolerate his existence. After all, in the history of the Payne Clan, there's never any clan man like Kinson Wexford who slaughtered kin parents just for demonic power. For a clan aspiring to rise, even if they turned a blind eye to internal strife, outright murder of their own blood was forbidden. At the very least, the Clan Chief wouldn't allow it. But here? The Abyss Pit Sect had no such protections. Keeping a low profile wouldn't save him. Without strength or backing, he was little more than an ant beneath a predator's gaze. "I need a shield. A powerful backer." "And right now, the only candidate within reach was Kinson Wexford." Lordi Payne had no connections to the sect's true power players—no chance to beg for their favor. But Kinson Wexford? That might be possible. Decision made, Lordi Payne wasted no time. He rented a Corpse Cloud and sped toward Withered Orchid Villa. ---- "Why it's you again?" Kinson Wexford's voice was a low growl as Lordi Payne stepped into the villa. The senior's injuries had faded to faint scars, barely noticeable unless close squinted. But his mood? Sour as curdled blood. If not for Fairy Lith's invisible leash, Kinson Wexford would've hurled Lordi Payne through the nearest wall on sight. Even now, his knuckles whitened around the armrest of his chair, his face a sculpture of frost. "What, do you want?" Lordi Payne stiffened. He'd always shown this senior brother the deference he was due—bowed deeper, spoke softer, brought gifts. Last time, Kinson Wexford had at least tolerated him. Now? The man looked ready to peel his flesh from bone. Before Lordi Payne could puzzle it out, Kinson Wexford flicked a dismissive hand. "Get out. The inner sect isn't your playground. You know why we let outer sect disciples like you wander in?" A sneer, thin as a slit throat. "Because if we inner sect seniors gutted you right now, all it'd cost us is a small pile of stones, plus a lie to the Punishment Crypt said the dead being rude first. Sect rules." Oh fuck me! Lordi Payne's gut twisted. This demonic sect really does bury corpse with $tones! Lordi Payne swallowed the dread acid rising in his throat and forced out a quick reply. "Senior Brother, I attended an alchemy lecture course at Alchemy Peak. Simpler than I thought. Then I heard—elixirs sold to the Tower of Hundred Treasures turn rot into riches." He bowed deeper, fervent. "This is my chance to repay you!" Kinson Wexford snorted, barked a laugh. "Simple? Try igniting a Dao Furnace before spewing nonsense. Back in my day—" He cut himself off mid-sentence, jaw tightening, and switched to a sharp rebuke. "You've just been enrolled in the holy sect what, a month? Already chasing the moon with such naive delusional. How the hell are you worth Senior Sister's faith?" "Senior Brother, I'm not talking nonsense—alchemy is indeed a breeze," Lordi Payne said, met his gaze, voice steady as stone. "I've already made a few successful batches of Bone Tempering Pills. Sold them all to the Tower. Confirmed the profits are real. That's why I'm here—to repay your kindness as my gratitude." Kinson Wexford's brow creased, suspicion flickering in his gaze. "Are you serious?" If some random fourth-layer Qi Refinement Stage scrub spouted this, Kinson Wexford wouldn't waste a breath—probably just slam that guy into the wall by a slap on the face and call it a mercy punishment. However, now it's Lordi Payne, who's selected by Fairy Lith as a unpolished gem. That gave it weight. and that's why Kinson Wexford patiently confirmed again. He leaned in to Lordi Payne, voice low and edged. "Tower's records ain't hard to check. You dare feeding me lies, don't expect me to play nice." "Even if this Lordi Payne is a talent that my Senior Sister had chosen, if Lordi Payne dares prank on me, waste my time." Kinson Wexford mused, "Senior Sister won't blink if I teach him the price of arrogance—so long as he breathes after." Lordi Payne's voice is still steady. "If you doubt it, well, Senior Brother, would you mind arranging someone to bring me a Dao Furnace? I've got a few Nether Fire Dao Fulu with me. Let me demonstrate to alchemy a batch of pills right here for you. I'm serious Senior Brother! Alchemy? It's way easier than people think, like enjoying piece of cake! All you need are these trusty hands of yours—give it a good grab, and boom, done! Easy-peasy." Yes, Lordi Payne decided to disguise himself as an alchemist genius. Anyway, the system alchemy show of alchemy elixir pills was seamless. To any observer, he would appear wholly immersed in this sacred art, movements precise, focus unbreakable. The elixir pills he produced were pristine, their quality unimpeachable. Of course such craftsmanship demanded absolute concentration. Common interests bind people tighter than favors, Lordi Payne thought. This was his only bargaining chip—his sole lifeline to secure Kinson Wexford's backing. Wexford squinted at him, sizing him up. After a weighted silence, he flicked his fingers and murmured a voice transmission words. Soon, a knock rattled the villa gate. Several young handyman disciples about Lordi Payne's age stepped in, curiosity glinting in his eyes as their shoulders hunched under the weight of a compact Dao Furnace. "Bloodline Lord, your honor, here's the Dao Furnace you ask for." "Put it down and leave." Kinson Wexford said with a curt nod. He did not satisfy the handyman disciples' curiosity. After the people left, he waved to close the villa gate remotely and jerked his chin at Lordi Payne as a signal for him to start, "You have just been in the holy sect for a few days, and considering that you even stepped out of the sect for a task mission. With such short time of yours cultivation and practice in the sect, and I will not make it difficult for you. As long as you alchemy any finished pills, even if it is only one entry-level elixir pill, I will acknowledge you as an alchemy genius." "But if all of your attempts failed, my time is not something you can waste in vain!" Lordi Payne met his gaze, noded solemnly, "Senior Brother, I won't let you down." "System," Lordi Payne commanded inwardly, "I want to practice. Selected Alchemy Skill: Bone Tempering Pill." ---- Kinson Wexford lounged back, arms crossed, watching with lazy indifference. After all, in his opinion, even if Lordi Payne really had a very high talent in alchemy, he still a newbie just have enrolled the holy sect. Even if Lordi Payne studied the skill of alchemy with all his time, no eating or sleeping, and invested a huge amount of resources to practice the alchmey skill, with such short learning time, craft a bare entry-level quality elixir pill is a miracle. If back to the days Kinson Wexford was still in the outer sect, he would have valued Lordi Payne's so called alchemy talent a little more. But now he has became one of the thirteen Bloodline Lords of the inner sect. Several entry-level elixir pills were nothing treasure. However, when Lordi Payne had just finished pre-processed the first two main ingredients, Kinson Wexford suddenly jolted up straight. That pre-processing technique... How exquisite! Kinson Wexford had once walked the path of alchemy himself, back in his younger days as an outer sect disciple. He'd poured large amount of Spirit $tones into the craft, chasing the dream of turning raw herbs into shimmering elixirs. But reality had hit hard. Alchemy demanded a rare trifecta—natural talent, abundant resources, and relentless time—and Kinson Wexford had fallen short. He'd cut his losses and moved on, the bitter lesson etched into his bones. Even the grand elders of the Abyss Pit Sect, now hailed as legendary alchemists, hadn't risen overnight. Their reputations had taken root only after a year or two within the holy sect's domain. And they'd had advantages Kinson Wexford never did—noble bloodlines or wealthy sponsors who ensured their cauldrons never sat cold for lack of ingredients. Talent alone wasn't enough; it needed nurturing, a steady stream of resources to fuel the fire. But this Lordi Payne? He was a different story entirely. Born to a humble family, he'd had no chance to even glimpse the secrets of alchemy before joining the sect. His time here had been a mere flicker—a handful of weeks at most. Yet here he was, in Kinson Wexford's villa, deftly handling prime ingredients with a precision that left Wexford slack-jawed. It was nothing short of a miracle. Wexford's face tightened, his eyes locked on Lordi Payne's every motion. Suspicion gnawed at him. Could this youth be a spy? A mole slipped into the Abyss Pit Sect by some rival powers, cloaked in the guise of a prodigy? The thought flared bright and hot in his mind. No! Impossible! He dismissed the idea almost as quickly as it came. Lordi Payne's movements were too flawless, too pure. The way he prepped the ingredients—swift, precise cuts that wasted nothing. The timing—each step flowing into the next like water down a stream. The control of the Dao Flame, its heat bending to his will as if he'd been born with fire in his veins. This wasn't the work of a schemer playing a role. This was mastery, raw and undeniable. Even crafting something as simple as a Bone Tempering Pill, Lordi Payne's fundamentals shone like polished jade. Wexford watched, transfixed, as the youth worked the furnace with an almost otherworldly grace. When the process ended and Lordi Payne slid the tray of pills from the Furnace cauldron, Kinson Wexford's breath caught in his throat. Twelve Bone Tempering Pills gleamed before him—each one a perfect, premium-level. Twelve pills?! In one single batch?! Most novices struggled to produce half that number, and even then, the quality would be entry level at best. Kinson Wexford stared at Lordi Payne, awe and disbelief crashing through him like a tidal wave. Genius! No This wasn't just genius. This was a freakish, world-shaking genius—the kind of prodigy who could rewrite the sect's future. Senior Sister was damn right, Kinson Wexford thought, a wry smile tugging at his lips. Her Highness, the sect's noble successor, has eyes sharper than a deity hawk's. I'm a creep dust next to her.

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Contents
Why is My System Glitching
Why is My System Glitching Author:YoungPeasant
Chapter 1: All-Smart Full-Host Cultivation System is at your service! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: One-Click-Cultivation to Death Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Stay Still and Don’t Panic! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: My System Wants Me Dead Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5: FellowDao, I’m Here to Help! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Stroke of Luck Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: Trap Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Gifted for FREE Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10: Can I Even Keep My Identity as a Low-Key Cultivator? [R18] Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: Thank You for Your Thoughtful Feedback! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: Once so Meek and Obedient Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: Bone Tomb Vessel Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14: I Have a Unique Constitution Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15: Abyss Pit Sect Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: Accident Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17: Who’d Know that My Clan Brother Is a… Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: Laws of the Abyss Pit Sect Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: Sinister Intent Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: There’s something Strange about this Brat! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: Until… Gifted for FREE Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: What The Fuck is that Blade Art?! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: A Bunch of FREE Gifts Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: No $tone, No Go Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 25: Femme Fatale Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26: Corpse Cloud Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: Tasks Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28: Lothgar Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: Jarl Drainwood Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: Courtyard Terror Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: The Ten-Day Deadline Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: Blood Lothgar Footwork Art Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: Suspicion [R18] Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: Where are you Going Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35: Sachet Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: Soul-Devouring Parent-Child Array Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: I’ll Rate You A Four-Star Review Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: Man-Faced Spider Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39: Natural Enemy Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: Reunion Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41: Betreyal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: Boundless Love Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: I Don’t Know Nothing Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: Kind-Hearted Senior Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 45: Only Then can Senior Brother Chen’s Passing Soul Rest Peacefully and Happily Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: How Could I Swallow This Insult… Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: Shoulder the Blame Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: The Mastermind Behind This Crime Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: Miu Tyanh Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50: Sect Punishment Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: Brother Payne, I’ve Got Your Back! Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: A Weight Off My Shoulders Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53: Welfare of Demonic Sect Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: Alchemy Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: Failure Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: Kim Simona Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: Premium Level Elixir Pill Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58: Master Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59: Return of Willow Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60: Deity Goddess Prime Devil Divine Path Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61: Exposed Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62: Easy-peasy Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63: I’ll Grant You a Fateful Chance Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64: An Inner Sect Mission Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 65: The Lurewoven Grove Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66: The Haunted Grove Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67: Yin-Yang Venomgulf Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68: Bone Bloom Curse Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69: Ask Your Dao Heart Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70: Inner Demon Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71: Pyro Fusion Art Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72: The Ice Pith Fire Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73: A Heaven-Blessed Prodigy Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74: A Junior Worth Remembering Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75: The Arrival Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76: Coffin of Netherbloom Virgin Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77: Gazebo Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78: Blood Bind Array Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79: Oen Yume Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Tea Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81: Clan Slaughter Edict Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82: Enzo Dawnwick Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83: Sales Technique Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 84: Dreadbloom Bloodline Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 85: Luca Dawnwick [R18] Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 86: A Temperamental Senior [R18] Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 87: The Pavilion of Myriad Arts Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 88: Death News Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 89: An Encounter Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 90: Such People are Useful Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 91: Jade Tempering Pill Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 92: Kim Sisters Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 93: All of a Sudden Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 94: Senior Sister, Please Don’t Die… Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 95: A Favored Guest Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 96: Is it Too Late for me to Back Out now? Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 97: Blood Puppet Floats Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 98: A Fateful Step into Foundation Stage Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 99: Hanz Clan Estate Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 100: The Gloomwater Phantom Lily Array Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 101: Author’s Note – - 100 Celebration! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 102: Something Was Wrong Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 103: Vanished Without a Trace Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 104: Drawing Lots of Doom Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 105: Pay the Toll or The Path is Closed! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 106: The Ancestral Shrine Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 107: The Cosmic Path Establishment Technique Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 108: The Killing Promise Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 109: [Author’s Thought] Jun.18 Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 110: Life Absorption Art Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 111: The Crimson Thread Goldwing Centipede Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 112: Sudden Calamities Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 113: Soul Devouring Gworm Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 114: Hanz Martial Arts Arena Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 115: Ancient Stone Well Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 116: Vengeful Fist Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 117: Flee in Panic Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 118: They’re Looking at Me! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 119: Death Certificate Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 120: Diary Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 121: A Grotesque Doll Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 122: Tell Me Who Is He? Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 124: Last Will Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 125: Don’t Grieve for Me Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 126: Find a Way Out Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 127: Quick update Jul 3rd Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 128: Executing Optimal Solution Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 129: Underground Chaos Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 130: Generous FREE Gift Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 131: Back the Hell Off Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 132: How is He Still Alive Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 133: The Fractured Retreat Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 134: Brilliant Idea Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 135: A Hastily Assembled Team Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 136: Torn Between Pride and Vengeance Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 137: The True Power Backs This Brat Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 138: Common Nobody Auntie Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 139: A Wronged Gentleman Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 140: A Flower No More Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 141: The Haunted Estate is Changing Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 142: When Will We Ever Get a Chance Like This Again Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 143: My Wounds Run Deep Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 144: Leave the Estate Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 145: Author’s Note - Jul. 20th Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 146: Monstrous Truth Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 147: A Lie From the Start Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 148: Death Hunt Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 149: First Blood Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 150: Walk with Your Dear Senior Sister Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 151: Do You Trust Me? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 152: Spirit Swallowing Technique Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 153: A Beacon in the Chaos Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 154: Why are We Back Inside? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 155: He was Still Cultivating Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 156: Your Arrival is My Salvation Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 157: I Find Myself Intrigued Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 158: My Name is Kinson Wexford Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 159: Serve My Purpose Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 160: A Livestock in the Butchery Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 161: The Bestest Master Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 162: A Twisted Sick Game Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 163: Retrieve My Soulbound Artifact Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 164: Harbinger of Evil Intent Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 165: Continue Your Words Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 166: That is What Senior Brother Instructed Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 167: Expect No Mercy Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 168: What a Fateful Coincidence Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 169: Loot or Perish Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 170: Short Sighted Fool Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 171: Who’s Lying Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 172: Valuable Alive than Dead Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 173: What in the Nine Abyss Have I Done Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 174: This is Fucking Art Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 175: Blood Promise Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 176: Ew! Pervert! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 177: Mix of Awe and Confusion Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 178: [Author’s Thought] Aug.20 Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 179: Natural Born Alchemy Genius Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 180: How Dare He be This Brilliant? Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 181: Clever Little Fox Oct 4th, 2025
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