Chapter 16: Accident

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Chapter 16 of "Why is My System Glitching" starts with thrilling twists: Chapter 16 - Accident Stepping outside, Hugo Payne caught sight of Lordi Payne clutching the rulebook... Continue the story!

Chapter 16 - Accident Stepping outside, Hugo Payne caught sight of Lordi Payne clutching the rulebook as if it were a priceless treasure and let out a derisive scoff. "Clan brother, is this rulebook just for show or what?" Lordi Payne's heart skipped a beat at the dismissive tone, prompting him to ask hurriedly. Hugo Payne shot him an odd look. "How could it be? The Holy Sect didn't toil over all these rules and regulations just to let them gather dust." He clapped Lordi Payne on the shoulder. "But... well, you'll get it once you read it." Before Lordi Payne could question further, Hugo Payne pointed into the distance. "Now that your soul lamp's lit, you're an outer sect disciple. Next stop is the Affairs Hall to pick up your disciple robes, nameplate, and such. Hurry up—Affairs Peak doesn't let outsiders stopover. After sunset, anyone not worked from the hall who sticks around is deemed a rule-breaker. And I am not joking." Lordi Payne straightened up at once. "Aye!" The two quickened their pace toward the Affairs Hall. The tower building loomed grand and imposing, its sprawling grounds dotted with ornamental trees and bustling with people coming and going. What caught Lordi Payne's eye most, though, were the two phantom ghosts hovering at the entrance. They were hulking, muscular, three-meter-tall, clad in battle armor, radiating raw power. One gripped a war hammer, the other hefted a spear blade. Their pallid faces bore no expression, only cold, pitch-black eyes that scanned the crowd with an icy stare. The sight reminded Lordi Payne of Joanie and Willow, sending a twitch through his cheek. He averted his gaze and stuck close behind Hugo Payne as they entered. Inside, the hall was a cavernous space teeming with activity. Disciples darted about, all seeming rushed and preoccupied. Hugo Payne wasted no time. He strode purposefully to a corner, found an attendant disciple, and explained the situation. Soon, that disciple returned with a set of outer sect robes, a fist-sized storage pouch, and a segment of finger bone. The robes and pouch were standard enough, but the finger bone? It looked eerily lifelike, warm to the touch, and even twitched faintly. A shiver ran down Lordi Payne's spine. "This is your nameplate," Hugo Payne said, holding up the bone and pointing to the characters "Lordi Payne" etched onto it at some point. His tone turned serious. "This is the most important thing you own now. Never lose it, no matter what! The sect's arrays recognize the plate, not the person. Wander into restricted areas without it, you die. And blame to you." Lordi Payne nodded solemnly, tucking it carefully into his robes. "Alright, it's getting late," Hugo Payne said, glancing at the sky as they left the hall. "Let's find you a place to stay." With that, he gingerly pulled a two-inch paper boat from his sleeve—the kind a child might fold for fun. Tossing it forward, the boat expanded rapidly. In two breaths, it grew to the size of a common riverboat with a woven canopy. Hugo Payne ushered Lordi Payne aboard, formed a hand seal spell, and the paper boat lifted off the ground, drifting unsteadily away from Affairs Peak toward a slender mountain not far off. Compared to the Bone Tomb Vessel, this paper boat was laughably slow and shaky—worlds apart in every way. However, back on that shadowy vessel, Lordi Payne had been too tense to enjoy the view. Now, though the ten-day deadline loomed over him, the system's presence gave him confidence. He relaxed enough to take in the scenery. "Clan brother, what's beneath this sea of clouds?" Lordi Payne asked, admiring the rolling waves of mist before pointing downward. "What kind of places are down there?" Hugo Payne gave him a strange look. "So curious, huh? Why don't you go check it out yourself someday?" Sensing something off, Lordi Payne let out a dry laugh and changed the subject. "By the way, does the mountain we're heading to have a name? What's it called?" Hugo Payne smirked oddly, about to reply, when a vibrant rainbow feathered bird suddenly barreled out of nowhere. With a clumsy flap, it crashed headlong into the paper boat. "My ship!" Hugo Payne's face twisted in alarm. He hurriedly formed seals to stabilize the wobbling craft, shouting, "Whose birdnix is this, so reckless?!" The bird, dazed from the collision, shook its head. Then, with a sudden flap of its wings, it shot off at startling speed, vanishing into the cloud sea in an instant. It came and went so fast that, if not for the gaping hole in the boat, Lordi Payne might've doubted it happened at all. His heart raced as he stammered, "Clan brother, are these birdnix birds really so careless?" Just moments ago, he'd thought Hugo Payne's paper boat was decent enough. Now? He saw it for what it was: flimsy paper, far too fragile for safety. "... " Hugo Payne's expression darkened. "Those idiots at Beast-Taming Peak—do they even know how to train these feathered livestocks?" Before he could finish, the boat shuddered again. The brothers whipped their heads around, stunned to see the same bird returning! This time, it was sneakier. It had lurked nearby before striking, smashing into the boat once more and tearing another chunk out of it. "Damn it!" Hugo Payne's face paled with shock and suspicion. "Who's targeting me on purpose?!" He scanned the surroundings, but all he saw was the churning cloud sea. The birdnix, after its hit-and-run, slipped away into hiding again. With Hugo Payne's cultivation strength, he couldn't even track it. "Clan brother, can you speed up?" Lordi Payne's nerves frayed. Sure, he was at the fourth layer of Qi Refinement, but he couldn't fly. The mountain ahead was still a ways off. If the boat gave out, Hugo Payne might have a solution for himself, but Lordi Payne? He'd crash. "Bastard! You think I'd dawdle if I could go faster?!" Hugo Payne snapped, his face ashen. "Shut the—" Another violent jolt cut him off. The birdnix was back! This time, it didn't just hit the boat—it struck viciously at the hull a few times with the beak before flapping off with a smug swagger. Hugo Payne stared at his battered boat, eyes bloodshot with fury. But years in the Abyss Pit Sect hadn't been for nothing. In this crisis, he kept his wits. After a tense moment of thought, he shouted, "Lordi Payne, hold on tight!" Before Lordi Payne could respond, Hugo Payne rapid-fired hand seals. Ignoring the boat's damage, it surged forward with a burst of speed, hurtling toward the mountain. The birdnix, lounging smugly nearby, froze in surprise before flapping its wings to give chase. With its innate racial gifts, the bird harried the boat relentlessly, striking again and again like it held a deep grudge. Soon, the paper craft teetered on the brink of collapse. Even amid the frantic speed, Lordi Payne could hear it creaking apart loudly. His heart pounded with dread, but he was powerless—only able to watch as the boat sailed over a forest and abruptly exploded. A blast of air flung both him and Hugo Payne skyward before they crashed down hard. Branches and leaves snapped under their fall until they slammed into the soft forest floor! "Pfft—ack, pfft, pfft!" Lordi Payne scrambled up, coughing and disheveled. His first move was to check his belongings—especially the nameplate. All still there. Relief flooded him, but it was cut short by the sound of chaotic footsteps approaching from nearby.

Chapter 16: Accident

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