Chapter 4: My System Wants Me Dead

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The story starts in Chapter 4 of "Why is My System Glitching": Chapter 4 - My System Wants Me Dead Who's there?! Kinson Wexford? No, it couldn't be Kinson Wexford. Kinson... Don’t miss it!

Chapter 4 - My System Wants Me Dead Who's there?! Kinson Wexford? No, it couldn't be Kinson Wexford. Kinson Wexford would have struck and slaughtered him already, given his ruthless and bold domineering personality. That immortal master's presence should be a storm, not a whisper. As for others... the rest of the Payne Clan should be focused on scrambling for the fifty Bone Tempering Pills promised by Kinson Wexford, not stalking after a branch disciple like Lordi Payne. At first, Lordi Payne wondered if he was just being overly paranoid, but his expression quickly changed. He realized that the number of unseen gazes fixed on him was increasing. What had started as one or two faint, almost imperceptible stares had rapidly multiplied into a suffocating presence, as if countless eyes from all directions were silently watching him. The air thickened, pressing against his skin like a tightening noose. This feeling... His mind flashed to the byobu screen in Kinson Wexford's room. He glanced around, eyes darting, but the surrounding stretched empty—nothing but lanterns swaying in the breeze. Yet the stares grew sharper, almost solid, as if unseen hunters circled closer, their breath grazing his neck. It felt as though he was being surrounded, with something invisible closing in on him from all sides, inch by inch. Lordi Payne's face turned grim. His current cultivation level was too low, and his knowledge too limited. He had no idea how to deal with this situation. Panic clawed at him, but he forced a decision: Keep moving. After all, turning back meant facing Kinson Wexford—certain death. If it was just this eerie feeling, he could grit his teeth, pretend it wasn't there, and push forward. He broke into a run, boots pounding dirt, willing his fear to stay buried. However, after running for just a short while, Lordi Payne suddenly felt a chill creeping over his spine, icy and wrong. Not the cool touch of wind, not the natural shift of night air. This was something deeper, sharper, wrong. It slithered up his spine like frozen fingers, sinking into his bones. Lordi Payne faltered. He hadn't felt anything like this since his earliest days of cultivation, when the world of qi was still new and terrifying. But now? Now he was a seasoned cultivator, his body honed, his spirit tempered. His blood should have been burning with exertion, his skin slick with sweat from his frantic sprint—yet here he was, shivering as if fell into an icy river. This isn't right. Something was hunting him. Something unnatural. And he had no idea how to escape it. Soon, the icy sensation spread throughout his entire body. It felt as though he had been plunged into a freezing abyss, and even his consciousness began to grow heavy. "Why this happens?" Lordi Payne realized he couldn't let this continue. He abruptly stopped and quickly reviewed everything that had happened: The byobu screen must be the cause! Of course the byobu screen was dangerous, no matter whether Kinson Wexford prevent it from harming the Payne Clan members or not, it didn't make sense the cold attack until now. Last night, when the system taken control of Lordi Payne's body, he had cultivated right in front of the screen for a long time. Then he returned to his cottage and attended the gathering in the main hall, Lordi Payne had felt nothing unease until now he left the crowds for a while. Why was this happening now? "System, I want to cultivate!" Feeling his thoughts growing increasingly sluggish and his sense of crisis skyrocketing, Lordi Payne suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He called out firmly, "Select the Bone Tempering Art! Smart Duration! One-Click-Cultivation!" ~ Ding! *System Notification Chime* [AllFullOS: Version 1.0.0] > All-Smart Full-Host Cultivation System is at your service! ... The mechanical voice of the system echoed in his mind, sounding more comforting than ever. ~ Ding! *System Notification Chime* [AllFullOS: Version 1.0.0] > [OCC] - One-Click-Cultivation activated. > Features: Temporary practice, smart duration, and questionable decision-making. ... The moment the system seized control of his body, Lordi Payne gasped as if surfacing from deep water. The unnatural chill gripping his spine dissolved like mist in sunlight. The mental fog clouding his thoughts lifted, sharpening his awareness once more. He exhaled hard, shoulders slumping in relief. He couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief. "I knew it!" Now he understood. Last night, when he'd cultivated for hours in front of that cursed byobu screen, the only unease he'd felt was the sensation of being watched—no creeping dread, no soul-deep cold. At the time, he'd assumed the artifact hadn't targeted him. But he'd been wrong. The protection hadn't come from his cultivation. It had come from the AllFullOS system controlling his body. A shudder ran through him. He didn't know which possibility unsettled him more—that the screen's malice had been real all along, or that only the system's intervention had kept him alive. Regardless of the reason, he was safe for now. The familiar agony of the Bone Tempering Art flared to life, his bones cracking and reforging themselves. Normally, he dreaded this pain. Now, it felt like a lifeline—proof he was still him, still breathing. Lordi Payne's anxiety eased, but his desire to flee far away grew even stronger. He needed to get as far from the Abyss Pit Sect's territory as possible, far from their nightmarish demonic artifacts. "Damn those demonic sects and damn theirs cursed artifacts!" Lordi Payne thought bitterly. "Even some random disciple's leftover belongings are this sinister. After all these years of diligently staying low-key, I almost got myself killed!" As the Bone Tempering Art continued to circulate, Lordi Payne felt as though he had been brought back to life. Even the sound of his bones cracking and reforming seemed oddly pleasant. But then— The system suddenly chimed again, its mechanical voice announcing. ~ Ding! *System Notification Chime* [AllFullOS: Version 1.0.0] > Detected severe depletion of host's blood Qi. Pending... - Continuing cultivation of the Bone Tempering Art will cause irreversible damage. - (Error: 193). > Pending... > Analyzing available options... > Pending... ... Lordi Payne: "?!" ~ Ding! *System Notification Chime* [AllFullOS: Version 1.0.0] > Scanning cultivation requirements... > Detected lack of Restoration Material: [Blood Qi pills]. - Host inventory: EMPTY - Error: Insufficient materials for restoration. > Executing optimal solution... > All-Smart Full-Host Cultivation SystemTM has decided to be *GENEROUS* today! > Blood Qi Pills x3 will be gifted to the host for FREE. > Processing... ... Lordi Payne: "Wait..." Before he could finish his thought— The system halted his cultivation mid-cycle. His body jerked upright like a marionette pulled by invisible strings. Then, in one fluid motion, it spun him 180 degrees—boots grinding against the dirt as his entire orientation reversed in an instant. Before Lordi could even process the sudden movement, his legs surged forward without his command, sprinting at full speed toward the one place he'd sworn to avoid: Mountain Grimvale. —— Deep within Mountain Grimvale, in a cavern silent as a tomb... A hunched figure slumped against the jagged cave wall suddenly convulsed—cough! cough! COUGH!—spewing a viscous arc of black blood across the stone. His breathing came in ragged, wet gasps, each one weaker than the last. He gasped for breath several times, as if gathering some strength, then tremblingly reached for a jade vial. With great difficulty, he brought the vial to his lips. But before he could pour out the pill inside, a violent spasm wracked his internal organs, and he was overcome by another fit of coughing. The vial slipped from his grasp, clattering onto the cavern floor. When he finally managed the cough, he reached for the vial, but his movements suddenly froze. His head snapped up, and he stared intently into the dark passageway ahead. A moment later, a rat scurried past. Skitter-skitter. The man's expression remained wary, and he subtly palmed a dark, round bullet in his hand. After a long while, when nothing else happened, he gradually relaxed and tucked the bullet back into his sleeve pocket. His eyes filled with venomous hatred as he muttered, "The Abyss Pit Sect... Hah, who would have thought I, Woods Tinshee, would be pushed to such a state? Even a mere rat has me jumping at shadows!" He laboriously picked up the jade vial but didn't immediately take the pill. Instead, he rubbed the bullet in his sleeve pocket, his eyes glinting with malice. "If only Shifu Master had succeeded in transforming his cultivation technique, we, his direct disciples, wouldn't have ended up like this. But I joined the holy sect too late, and my strength is too weak. Now, escaping seems impossible... Otherwise..." Woods Tinshee's expression shifted a few times. He sighed softly and raised the jade vial again. Just as the pill was about to slide out, a shadow moved in the tunnel. Woods Tinshee' head snapped up just as a figure exploded into the cavern— "The FUCK?!" Lordi Payne's eyes locked onto the bloodied cultivator slumped before him. The man's ragged breathing, the stench of iron in the air—this had to be the traitor the sect had turned upside-down to find. The system remained silent. Then—movement. His hand shot forward, snatching the jade vial from Woods' grip. Before Lordi Payne could protest, his own fingers tipped three Blood Qi Pills into his mouth. The metallic tang of concentrated Qi flooded his tongue as his body forced him to swallow. Lordi watched helplessly as his own hand flicked the jade vial away like trash. It bounced once before clattering into the darkness—the hollow sound echoing through the cave like a death knell. No explanation. No hesitation. Just like last night, the AllFullOS System wasn't leaving. Lordi felt his knees bend against his will, his body settling into a cross-legged position on the cold cavern floor. ~ Ding! *System Notification Chime* [AllFullOS: Version 1.0.0] > Item: Blood Qi Pills > Quantity: 3 > Status: Gifted successfully. > Resuming cultivation process... Lordi Payne: "?!!" What the hell?! Are you doing this again??? At least last time, Kinson Wexford's room had been empty. This time, the victim was right in front of him, staring wide-eyed at him! Woods Tinshee was initially shocked. After all, he was in a precarious situation, on high alert. Even the passing of a rat had put him on edge. The intruder had moved so quickly that he hadn't even had time to react. By the time his pills were snatched, his first reaction was fear and astonishment, leaving no room for anger. But then— As the system began cultivating, Woods Tinshee realized that the young man before him was merely a third layer Qi Refinement Stage cultivator. After observing for a moment and confirming that he hadn't misjudged, Woods Tinshee was so furious he almost passed out on the spot. The intense emotion aggravated his injuries, and he broke into another fit of violent coughing. He shot a deep, venomous glare at Lordi Payne but didn't immediately attack. Instead, he began crawling painfully toward the jade vial in the corner, coughing all the while. "System! Can we kill him first and then cultivate?" "Kill him now, hurry!" "I'll rate you a five-star if you kill him!" "If you don't want to kill him, that's fine too! Just run away, and I'll still give you five stars!" Lordi Payne felt like he was about to vomit blood. "You motherfucker idiot! Stop cultivating!!!" The system remained indifferent, completely focused on cultivation. Thus, Lordi Payne could only watch helplessly as Woods Tinshee, after resting three times, finally crawled to the jade vial. With trembling hands, he opened the vial and swallowed the remaining Blood Qi Pills in one go! After that, Woods Tinshee struggled to sit up. He shot a venomous glare at Lordi Payne and also began cultivating. Lordi Payne's heart sank. He could tell that Woods Tinshee was severely injured. Rather than truly cultivating, Woods Tinshee was likely using the medicinal energy to temporarily suppress his injuries. And once his injuries were stabilized, what he would do next was all too obvious! After a while, before the system could finish its cultivation session, Woods Tinshee opened his eyes first. He gave Lordi Payne a sinister smile, then picked up a rock from the ground and hurled it at him. Lordi Payne: "System?!" Thud!!! The next moment, a lump formed on Lordi Payne's head. At the same time, the system chimed. ~ Ding! *System Notification Chime* [AllFullOS: Version 1.0.0] > External attack detected. > Cultivation session status: TERMINATED > Host control: RESTORED > Thank you for using the All-Smart Full-Host Cultivation SystemTM (AllFullOS v1.0.0) > Feedback request: - We value your opinion! (No, really, we do.) - If you are satisfied with our service, please give us a five-star rating. > Tap to Rate: [☆☆☆☆☆] Yes, the system had fled. Lordi Payne: "???!!!" "Fucking bastard, I don't know if you're pretending to be stupid or if you really are," Woods Tinshee said with a cold laugh, relieved after hurling the stone to test. "But since fate has brought us together, I'll send you on your way today!" Before Woods Tinshee finish speaking, a faint green light flickered at his fingertips!

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Contents
Why is My System Glitching
Why is My System Glitching Author:YoungPeasant
Chapter 1: All-Smart Full-Host Cultivation System is at your service! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: One-Click-Cultivation to Death Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Stay Still and Don’t Panic! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: My System Wants Me Dead Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5: FellowDao, I’m Here to Help! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Stroke of Luck Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: Trap Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Gifted for FREE Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10: Can I Even Keep My Identity as a Low-Key Cultivator? [R18] Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: Thank You for Your Thoughtful Feedback! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: Once so Meek and Obedient Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: Bone Tomb Vessel Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14: I Have a Unique Constitution Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15: Abyss Pit Sect Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: Accident Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17: Who’d Know that My Clan Brother Is a… Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: Laws of the Abyss Pit Sect Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: Sinister Intent Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: There’s something Strange about this Brat! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: Until… Gifted for FREE Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: What The Fuck is that Blade Art?! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: A Bunch of FREE Gifts Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: No $tone, No Go Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 25: Femme Fatale Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26: Corpse Cloud Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: Tasks Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28: Lothgar Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: Jarl Drainwood Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: Courtyard Terror Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: The Ten-Day Deadline Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: Blood Lothgar Footwork Art Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: Suspicion [R18] Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: Where are you Going Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35: Sachet Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: Soul-Devouring Parent-Child Array Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: I’ll Rate You A Four-Star Review Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: Man-Faced Spider Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39: Natural Enemy Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: Reunion Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41: Betreyal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: Boundless Love Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: I Don’t Know Nothing Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: Kind-Hearted Senior Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 45: Only Then can Senior Brother Chen’s Passing Soul Rest Peacefully and Happily Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: How Could I Swallow This Insult… Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: Shoulder the Blame Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: The Mastermind Behind This Crime Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: Miu Tyanh Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50: Sect Punishment Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: Brother Payne, I’ve Got Your Back! Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: A Weight Off My Shoulders Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53: Welfare of Demonic Sect Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: Alchemy Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: Failure Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: Kim Simona Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: Premium Level Elixir Pill Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58: Master Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59: Return of Willow Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60: Deity Goddess Prime Devil Divine Path Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61: Exposed Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62: Easy-peasy Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63: I’ll Grant You a Fateful Chance Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64: An Inner Sect Mission Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 65: The Lurewoven Grove Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66: The Haunted Grove Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67: Yin-Yang Venomgulf Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68: Bone Bloom Curse Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69: Ask Your Dao Heart Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70: Inner Demon Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71: Pyro Fusion Art Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72: The Ice Pith Fire Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73: A Heaven-Blessed Prodigy Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74: A Junior Worth Remembering Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75: The Arrival Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76: Coffin of Netherbloom Virgin Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77: Gazebo Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78: Blood Bind Array Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79: Oen Yume Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Tea Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81: Clan Slaughter Edict Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82: Enzo Dawnwick Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83: Sales Technique Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 84: Dreadbloom Bloodline Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 85: Luca Dawnwick [R18] Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 86: A Temperamental Senior [R18] Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 87: The Pavilion of Myriad Arts Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 88: Death News Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 89: An Encounter Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 90: Such People are Useful Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 91: Jade Tempering Pill Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 92: Kim Sisters Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 93: All of a Sudden Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 94: Senior Sister, Please Don’t Die… Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 95: A Favored Guest Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 96: Is it Too Late for me to Back Out now? Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 97: Blood Puppet Floats Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 98: A Fateful Step into Foundation Stage Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 99: Hanz Clan Estate Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 100: The Gloomwater Phantom Lily Array Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 101: Author’s Note – - 100 Celebration! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 102: Something Was Wrong Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 103: Vanished Without a Trace Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 104: Drawing Lots of Doom Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 105: Pay the Toll or The Path is Closed! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 106: The Ancestral Shrine Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 107: The Cosmic Path Establishment Technique Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 108: The Killing Promise Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 109: [Author’s Thought] Jun.18 Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 110: Life Absorption Art Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 111: The Crimson Thread Goldwing Centipede Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 112: Sudden Calamities Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 113: Soul Devouring Gworm Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 114: Hanz Martial Arts Arena Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 115: Ancient Stone Well Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 116: Vengeful Fist Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 117: Flee in Panic Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 118: They’re Looking at Me! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 119: Death Certificate Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 120: Diary Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 121: A Grotesque Doll Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 122: Tell Me Who Is He? Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 124: Last Will Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 125: Don’t Grieve for Me Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 126: Find a Way Out Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 127: Quick update Jul 3rd Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 128: Executing Optimal Solution Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 129: Underground Chaos Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 130: Generous FREE Gift Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 131: Back the Hell Off Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 132: How is He Still Alive Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 133: The Fractured Retreat Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 134: Brilliant Idea Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 135: A Hastily Assembled Team Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 136: Torn Between Pride and Vengeance Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 137: The True Power Backs This Brat Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 138: Common Nobody Auntie Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 139: A Wronged Gentleman Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 140: A Flower No More Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 141: The Haunted Estate is Changing Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 142: When Will We Ever Get a Chance Like This Again Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 143: My Wounds Run Deep Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 144: Leave the Estate Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 145: Author’s Note - Jul. 20th Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 146: Monstrous Truth Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 147: A Lie From the Start Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 148: Death Hunt Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 149: First Blood Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 150: Walk with Your Dear Senior Sister Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 151: Do You Trust Me? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 152: Spirit Swallowing Technique Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 153: A Beacon in the Chaos Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 154: Why are We Back Inside? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 155: He was Still Cultivating Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 156: Your Arrival is My Salvation Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 157: I Find Myself Intrigued Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 158: My Name is Kinson Wexford Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 159: Serve My Purpose Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 160: A Livestock in the Butchery Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 161: The Bestest Master Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 162: A Twisted Sick Game Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 163: Retrieve My Soulbound Artifact Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 164: Harbinger of Evil Intent Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 165: Continue Your Words Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 166: That is What Senior Brother Instructed Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 167: Expect No Mercy Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 168: What a Fateful Coincidence Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 169: Loot or Perish Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 170: Short Sighted Fool Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 171: Who’s Lying Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 172: Valuable Alive than Dead Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 173: What in the Nine Abyss Have I Done Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 174: This is Fucking Art Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 175: Blood Promise Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 176: Ew! Pervert! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 177: Mix of Awe and Confusion Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 178: [Author’s Thought] Aug.20 Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 179: Natural Born Alchemy Genius Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 180: How Dare He be This Brilliant? Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 181: Clever Little Fox Oct 4th, 2025
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