Chapter 56: Kim Simona

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In this chapter, Chapter 56 - Kim Simona Lordi Payne's heart sank like a stone dropped into a deep... Continue reading Chapter 56 of "Why is My System Glitching" for the full story!

Chapter 56 - Kim Simona Lordi Payne's heart sank like a stone dropped into a deep well. Just as he was about to open his mouth to ask about selling his pills, a chirpy, childlike voice interrupted him. He turned to see a green-feathered parrot perched on a flower branch, its wings flapping as it trilled in a surprisingly articulate tone. "Don't talk nonsense, esteemed guest," the parrot said, its voice dripping with mock offense. "The Tower of Hundred Treasures is a sect-owned business. How could we possibly scam our own disciples? What you're describing—buying pills outside the tower—well, that's a gamble. The quality of those pills depends entirely on your own judgment. But here? Every item we sell has been rigorously inspected by professional experts." The parrot hopped to another branch, its emerald feathers glinting in the light. "Take this bottle of Bone Tempering Pills, for example. It's the work of Kim Simona from Raven Silk Peak. Her alchemy skills are renowned even here across Alchemy Peak. She's one of the most promising disciples likely to ascend the Great Path of Dao through alchemy in recent years. Convincing her to sign a long-term supply contract wasn't cheap, you know. How can the masterpieces of such a prodigy be priced the same as those crafted by some random, unknown alchemist?" The squat cultivator huffed, crossing his arms. "Then give me something from a regular alchemist! Sure, I've heard of this Senior Sister Kim Simona, but let's be real—a Bone Tempering Pill is a Bone Tempering Pill. Taking her pill isn't going to catapult me straight to immortality. Why should I waste my spirit stones on something I don't need?" The parrot tilted its head, its beady eyes gleaming with confidence. "As the eastern saying goes, 'Without accumulating small steps, one cannot reach a thousand miles; without gathering small streams, rivers and seas cannot form.' Cultivation is a long grind—every inch counts. High-quality pills naturally yield better results than average ones. Think about it: in the mortal world, those who feast on rich meats and fish are generally stronger and healthier than those who subsist on porridge and vegetables, right? The difference might not be obvious at first, but over time, it adds up. If you consistently use elixirs crafted by a master like Kim Simona, while others settle for mediocrity, how could there not be a difference?" The male cultivator hesitated, his expression shifting as the parrot's words sank in. "Uh... I suppose... " he muttered, scratching his head. Seizing the moment, Lordi Payne stepped forward and asked, "Excuse me, seniors, where can I sell my elixir pills?" The parrot barely glanced at him, flicking a wing dismissively. "Straight to the back courtyard, through the moon gate. Third room on the left. The pill appraiser is inside." Lordi Payne thanked the parrot and began to walk away, but he hadn't taken more than three steps before the bird's crisp, jabbering voice carried after him. "See that guy? Here to sell pills too. Look at him—shabby clothes, weak cultivation, probably can't even afford decent herbs or a proper alchemy lab. How much experience do you think he has balancing flame heat and herb essence? The pills made by someone like him? The sect only buys them out of pity, even if it means taking a loss." The parrot's tone shifted, becoming almost conspiratorial as it addressed the squat cultivator again. "This handsome comrade brother, you're a sharp dresser, a man of taste. Why risk your cultivation with junk made by amateurs? Imagine taking a pill and ending up bedridden for days. Delaying your cultivation is one thing, but if it damages your core dantian? That's a regret you'll carry for life!" Lordi Payne shot a glare back, speechless, only to see the male cultivator—though still looking a bit confused—already pulling spirit stones from his pouch. Damn this feathered loudmouth! Lordi Payne cursed inwardly, but he forced himself to shrug it off. Following the parrot's directions, he made his way to the back courtyard. The vast back courtyard was a serene oasis, meticulously designed to inspire calm and focus. A delicate crescent moon gate, its arch carved with intricate patterns of vines and blossoms, marked the entrance. The gate's smooth, pale stone seemed to glow faintly in the soft light, its curves elegant and inviting. Beyond it, a narrow path of polished pebbles wound through a garden of meticulously tended plants, their leaves glistening as if kissed by dew. The air was thick with the scent of medicinal herbs and the faint hum of spiritual energy. Lordi Payne stepped through the moon gate and into the third hallway on the left. The interior was a stark contrast to the bustling main hall. The space was intimate yet grand, its walls adorned with tapestries depicting scenes of alchemical mastery—cauldrons bubbling with golden elixirs, cultivators meditating amidst swirling spiritual flames. The floor was laid with dark, polished wood, and the ceiling was supported by intricately carved beams. Large, circular windows on both sides let in soft, diffused light, casting a warm glow over the hallway corridor. The atmosphere was thick with the scent of incense and the faint, sweet aroma of elixirs. Lordi Payne hesitated for a moment, feeling a mix of awe and unease. This had to be the right place. Steeling himself, he pushed the door open and stepped inside. Just as Lordi Payne stepped inside, a cold, sharp voice stopped him in his tracks. "Get out!" Startled, Lordi Payne peered into the room. It was a spacious, meticulously decorated chamber, filled with lavish furnishings. Four cultivators lounged inside—two men and two women. At the center of attention was a female cultivator dressed in a plain robe, her hair pinned up with a simple wooden hairpin. The other three seemed to seated orbit around her. The one who had spoken was a well-dressed male cultivator, about twenty years old, with long eyebrows and bright eyes. His handsome features were marred by an expression of arrogance. Seeing Lordi Payne frozen at the entrance, he frowned and snapped, "Didn't you hear me? Get out!" Lordi Payne's first thought was that the damn parrot had pranked him, deliberately pointing him in the wrong direction. But he quickly pushed the suspicion aside and said, "I'm here to sell pills." "So what?" the male cultivator retorted impatiently. "Can't you see Junior Sister Kim is here? Get out and wait until we're done." "It's fine," the female cultivator in the plain robe interjected, her voice soft but firm. "There are empty seats here. Let this junior brother join us." The male cultivator's expression softened instantly, his tone syrupy as he replied, "Junior Sister Kim, you're always so thoughtful." Then he flicked a cold glance at Lordi Payne, his voice turning icy. "But there are always some people who don't know their place and take your kindness for granted!" The female cultivator—Kim—ignored his remark and turned to Lordi Payne. "How many elixir pills are you selling? I've brought a large batch today, so the appraiser will be busy for a while. If you don't have many, I can let you go first." Lordi Payne gave a quick, polite fist-clasp salute but remained silent. After his experience with Chen Mave and her "good senior sister" act, he had learned to trust no one in the sect. This Kim Simona might seem kind, but who knew if she and the arrogant male cultivator were working together to set him up? Choosing a seat in the farthest corner from the group, Lordi Payne focused on his knees, pretending to be absorbed in his own thoughts. "Senior Brother Shaun, look how scary you are," the plain-robed female cultivator said nothing, but the other female cultivator, dressed in an emerald green robe with her hair tied up in a neat dao bun, covered her mouth and chuckled. Her eyes sparkled with amusement as she teased the dapper male cultivator. "You've scared this junior brother so badly that he's not only sitting as far away from Junior Sister Kim as possible, but he didn't even dare to say hello!" The male cultivator snorted dismissively. "He knows what's good for him." The green-robed female cultivator didn't actually care about Lordi Payne. She was simply poking fun at her companion. Turning back to the group, she shifted the conversation. "That last mission was a nightmare. That ninth-layer Enlightenment Stage demon beast nearly wiped us out. Thank the Abyss heavens Senior Brother Van was there with his superb sword skills. He turned the tide at the critical moment." The quiet male cultivator shook his head modestly. "Junior Sister Ruru, your words are too kind. We're sect comrades—we watch each other's backs. And to be honest, if it were just me, I wouldn't have been able to handle that demon beast alone." Lordi Payne kept his expression neutral, silently listening to their conversation. Outwardly, he appeared calm, but inwardly, he couldn't help but feel a sense of awe. These four disciples were all at least at the sixth layer of Qi Refinement, and their presence radiated confidence and authority. They were clearly well-known figures in the outer sect. The plain-robed female cultivator, Kim Simona, was the center of attention. Though she was only at the seventh layer of Qi Refinement—the weakest among the four—her talent in alchemy elevated her status far beyond her cultivation level. The male cultivator who had scolded Lordi Payne, Shaun Zet, was at the eighth layer of Qi Refinement. His demeanor reeked of arrogance, the kind that came from being pampered and privileged since childhood. Yet, around Kim Simona, he was almost obsequiously polite, clearly smitten with the rising alchemy star from Raven Silk Peak. The green-robed female cultivator, Ruru Rosa, was also at the eighth layer of Qi Refinement. She shared a close, sisterly bond with Kim Simona, their camaraderie evident in their easy banter. As for Van Shiv, the quiet one, he was at the ninth layer of Qi Refinement, just one step away from ascending to the Foundation Stage. His calm, measured demeanor hinted at a depth of experience and strength. Lordi Payne felt increasingly out of place among these high-level cultivators, his unease growing with every passing moment. Just as he was beginning to regret his decision to sit in the corner, an inner door suddenly swung open. A white-robed old man with a long, flowing beard hurried in, bowing apologetically. "Fellow Dao Kim," the old man said, his voice warm but hurried, "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting! The appraisal results are ready. Please, take a look." He stepped aside, and a parade of maids filed into the room, each dressed in vibrant rainbow silks. They carried ebony lacquer trays lined with brocade, and the rich fragrance of elixir pills filled the air before they even reached the table.

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Contents
Why is My System Glitching
Why is My System Glitching Author:YoungPeasant
Chapter 1: All-Smart Full-Host Cultivation System is at your service! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: One-Click-Cultivation to Death Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Stay Still and Don’t Panic! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: My System Wants Me Dead Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5: FellowDao, I’m Here to Help! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Stroke of Luck Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: Trap Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Gifted for FREE Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10: Can I Even Keep My Identity as a Low-Key Cultivator? [R18] Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: Thank You for Your Thoughtful Feedback! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: Once so Meek and Obedient Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: Bone Tomb Vessel Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14: I Have a Unique Constitution Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15: Abyss Pit Sect Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: Accident Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17: Who’d Know that My Clan Brother Is a… Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: Laws of the Abyss Pit Sect Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: Sinister Intent Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: There’s something Strange about this Brat! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: Until… Gifted for FREE Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: What The Fuck is that Blade Art?! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: A Bunch of FREE Gifts Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: No $tone, No Go Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 25: Femme Fatale Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26: Corpse Cloud Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: Tasks Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28: Lothgar Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: Jarl Drainwood Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: Courtyard Terror Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: The Ten-Day Deadline Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: Blood Lothgar Footwork Art Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: Suspicion [R18] Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: Where are you Going Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35: Sachet Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: Soul-Devouring Parent-Child Array Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: I’ll Rate You A Four-Star Review Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: Man-Faced Spider Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39: Natural Enemy Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: Reunion Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41: Betreyal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: Boundless Love Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: I Don’t Know Nothing Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: Kind-Hearted Senior Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 45: Only Then can Senior Brother Chen’s Passing Soul Rest Peacefully and Happily Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: How Could I Swallow This Insult… Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: Shoulder the Blame Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: The Mastermind Behind This Crime Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: Miu Tyanh Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50: Sect Punishment Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: Brother Payne, I’ve Got Your Back! Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: A Weight Off My Shoulders Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53: Welfare of Demonic Sect Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: Alchemy Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: Failure Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: Kim Simona Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: Premium Level Elixir Pill Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58: Master Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59: Return of Willow Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60: Deity Goddess Prime Devil Divine Path Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61: Exposed Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62: Easy-peasy Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63: I’ll Grant You a Fateful Chance Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64: An Inner Sect Mission Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 65: The Lurewoven Grove Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66: The Haunted Grove Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67: Yin-Yang Venomgulf Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68: Bone Bloom Curse Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69: Ask Your Dao Heart Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70: Inner Demon Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71: Pyro Fusion Art Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72: The Ice Pith Fire Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73: A Heaven-Blessed Prodigy Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74: A Junior Worth Remembering Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75: The Arrival Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76: Coffin of Netherbloom Virgin Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77: Gazebo Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78: Blood Bind Array Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79: Oen Yume Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Tea Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81: Clan Slaughter Edict Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82: Enzo Dawnwick Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83: Sales Technique Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 84: Dreadbloom Bloodline Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 85: Luca Dawnwick [R18] Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 86: A Temperamental Senior [R18] Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 87: The Pavilion of Myriad Arts Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 88: Death News Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 89: An Encounter Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 90: Such People are Useful Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 91: Jade Tempering Pill Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 92: Kim Sisters Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 93: All of a Sudden Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 94: Senior Sister, Please Don’t Die… Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 95: A Favored Guest Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 96: Is it Too Late for me to Back Out now? Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 97: Blood Puppet Floats Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 98: A Fateful Step into Foundation Stage Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 99: Hanz Clan Estate Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 100: The Gloomwater Phantom Lily Array Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 101: Author’s Note – - 100 Celebration! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 102: Something Was Wrong Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 103: Vanished Without a Trace Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 104: Drawing Lots of Doom Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 105: Pay the Toll or The Path is Closed! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 106: The Ancestral Shrine Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 107: The Cosmic Path Establishment Technique Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 108: The Killing Promise Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 109: [Author’s Thought] Jun.18 Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 110: Life Absorption Art Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 111: The Crimson Thread Goldwing Centipede Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 112: Sudden Calamities Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 113: Soul Devouring Gworm Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 114: Hanz Martial Arts Arena Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 115: Ancient Stone Well Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 116: Vengeful Fist Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 117: Flee in Panic Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 118: They’re Looking at Me! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 119: Death Certificate Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 120: Diary Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 121: A Grotesque Doll Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 122: Tell Me Who Is He? Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 124: Last Will Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 125: Don’t Grieve for Me Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 126: Find a Way Out Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 127: Quick update Jul 3rd Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 128: Executing Optimal Solution Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 129: Underground Chaos Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 130: Generous FREE Gift Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 131: Back the Hell Off Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 132: How is He Still Alive Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 133: The Fractured Retreat Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 134: Brilliant Idea Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 135: A Hastily Assembled Team Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 136: Torn Between Pride and Vengeance Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 137: The True Power Backs This Brat Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 138: Common Nobody Auntie Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 139: A Wronged Gentleman Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 140: A Flower No More Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 141: The Haunted Estate is Changing Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 142: When Will We Ever Get a Chance Like This Again Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 143: My Wounds Run Deep Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 144: Leave the Estate Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 145: Author’s Note - Jul. 20th Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 146: Monstrous Truth Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 147: A Lie From the Start Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 148: Death Hunt Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 149: First Blood Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 150: Walk with Your Dear Senior Sister Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 151: Do You Trust Me? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 152: Spirit Swallowing Technique Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 153: A Beacon in the Chaos Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 154: Why are We Back Inside? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 155: He was Still Cultivating Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 156: Your Arrival is My Salvation Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 157: I Find Myself Intrigued Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 158: My Name is Kinson Wexford Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 159: Serve My Purpose Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 160: A Livestock in the Butchery Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 161: The Bestest Master Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 162: A Twisted Sick Game Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 163: Retrieve My Soulbound Artifact Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 164: Harbinger of Evil Intent Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 165: Continue Your Words Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 166: That is What Senior Brother Instructed Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 167: Expect No Mercy Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 168: What a Fateful Coincidence Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 169: Loot or Perish Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 170: Short Sighted Fool Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 171: Who’s Lying Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 172: Valuable Alive than Dead Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 173: What in the Nine Abyss Have I Done Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 174: This is Fucking Art Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 175: Blood Promise Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 176: Ew! Pervert! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 177: Mix of Awe and Confusion Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 178: [Author’s Thought] Aug.20 Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 179: Natural Born Alchemy Genius Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 180: How Dare He be This Brilliant? Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 181: Clever Little Fox Oct 4th, 2025
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