Chapter 54: Alchemy

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Chapter 54 of "Why is My System Glitching" opens revealing the plot: Chapter 54 - Alchemy Moments later, the lecture hour struck. The graceful female lecturer held an... Discover what happens!

Chapter 54 - Alchemy Moments later, the lecture hour struck. The graceful female lecturer held an adorable demonic beast cub in her delicate hands. Her voice, silky and smooth, carried a chilling undertone as she began, "The core feature of our holy sect's Artifact Forging skills lies in Spirit Soul Enchantment!" Without warning, her delicate fingers clamped around the cub's throat, her grip tightening mercilessly. The cub's eyes bulged in terror, its tiny body thrashing wildly in her grasp as it struggled for air. She held it up for all the disciples to see, its panicked flailing a grotesque spectacle against her serene expression. "Only by mastering the art of torture," she continued, her voice dripping with icy calm, "can you inflict the utmost agony on your subject materials during execution. That's how you fill their feeble minds with hatred, rage, and, most importantly, fear." Her chilling smile widened as she added, "Absolute terror ensures that even after their joints are dislocated, their ligaments snapped, their limbs torn from their bodies, their tendons stripped, their skin peeled, and their souls extracted—even as their spirits are enchanted into artifacts—they will still dread you too much to resist. Otherwise, the backlash from their hatred could destroy you. So, if you want to become a qualified Dao Artifact caster, you must first become a skilled torture executioner." As she spoke, she laid out an array of blood-soaked torture tools on the platform, each more horrifying than the last. There were jagged hooks designed to tear flesh, serrated blades for slow, deliberate cuts, and strange, spiked contraptions that looked like they could twist limbs into unnatural shapes. One tool resembled a giant corkscrew, its purpose all too clear, while another was a set of pliers with teeth-like edges, perfect for peeling skin in strips. She introduced each tool with the pride of a collector, her tone almost affectionate. "This one," she said, holding up a device that looked like a cross between a vice and a meat grinder, "is particularly effective for extracting screams. And this," she gestured to a set of needles as thin as hair, "can pierce the soul directly, amplifying the pain tenfold." Then, with a charming smile, she added, "If any of these catch your eye, there's a shop at Artifact Forging Peak's grand market run by one of your senior sisters. Mention my name while placing the order, and you'll receive a free tome with 10,000 forging tips inside." Her eyes gleamed with a dark excitement as she turned back to the cub, which was now limp and gasping in her hand. "Now—watch closely. I'll demonstrate the essential key of whipping torture." —— By evening, Lordi Payne dragged his exhausted body back to Ghost Shade Peak. His original plan had been to request a new dorm residence from the Affairs Hall, but when he arrived, the disciple on duty glanced at his nameplate and blanched, his expression shifting dramatically. "Junior Brother Payne," the disciple said, his voice tinged with unease, "you already have a dorm assigned to you. According to sect rules, switching residences costs a hundred D-grade spirit stones." Lordi Payne frowned, a sense of foreboding creeping over him. "Then who else is living in my dorm now? Or is it still empty?" The disciple looked as though he'd rather be anywhere else, his face screaming, Please leave! He stammered, "Empty, of course! And no one will be assigned to live there anytime soon. So, relax, Junior Brother Payne. That place is quiet and elegant—one of the best courtyards on this peak!" Just me alone? Lordi Payne thought, his unease growing. What if Lee Sagwon's family ambushes me there? While Senior Brother Kinson Wexford had promised to shield him, Lordi Payne wasn't about to take any risks. Better safe than sorry. After a moment of hesitation, he pulled out the sect rules tomes and skimmed through them carefully. Then, he tucked the book away and made a decisive move—he headed straight to the Punishment Crypt. For the entire night, Lordi Payne meditated on the square plaza in front of the Punishment Crypt. The cold, slate tiles beneath him offered little comfort, but the presence of the crypt's enforcers and deacons passing by gave him a strange sense of security. None of them paid him any mind, which allowed him to relax, if only slightly. —— By the next dawn, Lordi Payne made his way to Alchemy Peak. After yesterday's grueling tour of skill courses, alchemy stood out as the least stomach-churning option. The thought of peeling the skin off helpless mortals or torturing adorable monster cubs to death was too much for him to stomach. Alchemy, despite its challenges, felt like the only path he could tread without completely losing himself. Thankfully, the journey to Alchemy Peak went smoothly. Following Lecturer Yearn Goul's advice, Lordi Payne located the market stall he had mentioned. After some haggling, he managed to purchase two sets of raw materials for refining the Bone Tempering Pill. The ingredients included: - Ghost Placenta - Cold Iron Grass - Crocodile Tiger Bone - Red Alder Flower - Essence Blood of Enlightenment Stage Demonic Monsters The purchase stung his wallet deeply. The Ghost Placenta alone cost 10 D$t per piece—and that was for the unprocessed version! The pre-processed ones jumped to 15 D$t each. The Cold Iron Grass was 6 D$t per plant, with two plants required for each alchemy attempt. Crocodile Tiger Bone? 7 D$t per ounce, and half an ounce was needed per alchemy attempt. Red Alder Flower petals were 3 D$t stones each, with three petals required per attempt. As for the Essence Blood, the price varied depending on the monster's cultivation level: 1 D$t per drop for blood from monsters at or below the third layer, and double or triple that for anything above. Adding in the cost of supplementary materials, one complete set of alchemy ingredients cost him a staggering 37 D$t! Two sets? That was nearly all the spirit stones he had left. "Dear Junior Brother, alchemy isn't as simple as it looks," the shopkeeper said, his tone dripping with the wisdom of someone who'd seen countless hopefuls come and go. He leaned casually against the counter, his eyes sharp but friendly, like a seasoned mentor sizing up a new disciple. "Even if you're a natural, you'll need dozens—maybe hundreds—of furnace attempts just to get a feel for it. Two sets of materials? You'll burn through those before the furnace even warms up properly. It's a waste of spirit stones, trust me." He paused, leaned closer, his voice dropping to a whisper. "Here's a better method for your reference: why not start small? Grab just one or two key ingredients and focus on mastering the processing techniques first. Handling the materials is half the battle. Get that down, and you'll save yourself a fortune in wasted attempts." The shopkeeper's tone was smooth, persuasive, and laced with just enough concern to make it sound like he genuinely cared. "Look, I'm not trying to sell you less—I'm trying to save you from heartache. Start with the basics. Buy one or two major herbs or raw materials, practice the processing, and build your foundation. Once you've got that down, then you can dive into the full recipe. What do you say?" Lordi Payne listened carefully, appreciating the shopkeeper's advice. If he were doing this the traditional way, he'd probably take the suggestion to heart. But he wasn't relying on traditional methods—he had the AllFullOS system. With a polite smile, Lordi Payne shook his head. "Thank you, Senior Brother. Your advice is truly valuable, and I'd love follow it without hesitation. But... I'd still like to give it a try my way this time." The shopkeeper tried to persuade Lordi Payne a few more times, but seeing the junior brother's resolute expression, he finally shook his head and gave up. After exchanging the spirit stones with the materials, he watched Lordi Payne walk away, then turned to a menial handyman disciple working in the stall. With a mix of amusement and exasperation, he snorted, "Shifu Yearn's alchemy skills have tricked yet another newcomer! These fresh-faced fools always watch Shifu Yearn make alchemy look as easy as breathing, and suddenly they think they can do it too." The handyman boy, eager to please, chimed in with a flattering grin, "It's also because the boss is so kind-hearted that he tried to advise him repeatedly. But that immortal master wouldn't listen. When he fails later, it's not the boss's fault." "Kind-hearted?" The shopkeeper burst into a dry, humorless laugh. If he were truly kind-hearted, he wouldn't have colluded with Yearn Goul to run this alchemy shop in the first place. His "considerate" advice was just a performance, a way to absolve himself of guilt when the inevitable failure came. After all, Lordi Payne had ignored his warnings, and that was on him. The Abyss Pit Sect was vast, teeming with dreamers itching to strike it big. There were always disciples like Lordi Payne—fresh off their first few lectures, brimming with confidence, and convinced they could wing it. But even among these hopefuls, the shopkeeper found Lordi Payne particularly delusional. Most newcomers at least bought dozens of furnace attempts' worth of materials, hoping to scrape together one or two defective pills through sheer luck. But only two sets of materials? That was laughable. It was like tossing spirit stones into a river just to hear the splash. Shaking his head, the shopkeeper sighed. "This Lordi Payne's so reckless and stubborn, he'll probably end up like those brainless fools—dead before he knows what hit him!" Not that Lordi Payne's potential demise bothered him much. The real issue was losing a customer. Still, even a fool like Lordi Payne might wise up after a few failures. And if he didn't? Well, no spirit stones, no problem. The shop's real lifeline was the serious alchemists—the ones who came back again and again, their pockets deep and their ambitions tempered by experience. With that thought, the shopkeeper put Lordi Payne out of his mind and turned his attention to sorting through the herbs and raw materials with the handyman boy, preparing for the next wide-eyed dreamer to walk through the door. Lordi Payne didn't know—or care—what the shopkeeper thought of him. Even if he had known, it wouldn't have mattered. He left the market and headed straight for the Alchemy Pagoda, where he rented a D-grade alchemy lab. Even though it was the lowest-grade lab available, the cost was staggering: ten D-grade spirit stones for one hour! And that wasn't all. While the alchemy furnace in the lab was free to use, the alchemy fire wasn't. Sealed in a Dao Fulu, each use cost another ten stones. By the time he factored in the materials and other fees, the total came to a gut-wrenching 94 D$t. Before he'd even lit the furnace, half of his hard-earned stash—painfully accumulated through life-and-death struggles—was gone. The expense made his heart ache, but he had no choice. Once inside the alchemy lab, Lordi Payne locked the door with his nameplate and took a moment to inspect the room thoroughly. He walked the perimeter, checking for traps or hidden risks. Satisfied that everything was safe, he finally allowed himself to relax—just a little. Cautious as ever, he summoned the system. A translucent panel materialised in the air, hovering before him. Among the usual options, a new tab had appeared: [AllFullOS: Version 1.0.0] ... [Select Skill] ... Inside were the results of Lordi Payne's whirlwind tour of skill courses the previous day: > Alchemy Skill: Bone Tempering Pill > Fulu Crafting Skill: Skin Peel > Artifact Forging Skill: Soul Torture Lordi Payne placed the raw materials for the Bone Tempering Pill in front of him, meticulously checking each item to ensure there were no issues. Everything was in order. Taking a deep breath, he focused his mind and issued the command: "System, I want to practice. Select the skill. Select Alchemy Skill: Bone Tempering Pill!" ~ Ding! *System Notification Chime* The system chimed softly in response, and Lordi Payne felt a familiar surge of energy as the AllFullOS took control. [AllFullOS: Version 1.0.0] > All-Smart Full-Host Cultivation SystemTM is at your service! > One-click-cultivation, worry-free-ascension! + [Features] - Intelligent upgrades tailored to your cultivation needs! - Fully automated cultivation: Sit back, relax, and let the system do the work! ... > Cultivation hosting: Initializing... - Friendly reminder: During cultivation, the host will lose control of his/her body. - Do not panic. This is a normal system function. > Initializing body control override... ...

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Contents
Why is My System Glitching
Why is My System Glitching Author:YoungPeasant
Chapter 1: All-Smart Full-Host Cultivation System is at your service! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: One-Click-Cultivation to Death Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Stay Still and Don’t Panic! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: My System Wants Me Dead Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5: FellowDao, I’m Here to Help! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Stroke of Luck Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: Trap Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Gifted for FREE Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10: Can I Even Keep My Identity as a Low-Key Cultivator? [R18] Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: Thank You for Your Thoughtful Feedback! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: Once so Meek and Obedient Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: Bone Tomb Vessel Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14: I Have a Unique Constitution Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15: Abyss Pit Sect Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: Accident Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17: Who’d Know that My Clan Brother Is a… Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: Laws of the Abyss Pit Sect Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: Sinister Intent Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: There’s something Strange about this Brat! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: Until… Gifted for FREE Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: What The Fuck is that Blade Art?! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: A Bunch of FREE Gifts Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: No $tone, No Go Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 25: Femme Fatale Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26: Corpse Cloud Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: Tasks Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28: Lothgar Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: Jarl Drainwood Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: Courtyard Terror Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: The Ten-Day Deadline Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: Blood Lothgar Footwork Art Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: Suspicion [R18] Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: Where are you Going Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35: Sachet Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: Soul-Devouring Parent-Child Array Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: I’ll Rate You A Four-Star Review Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: Man-Faced Spider Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39: Natural Enemy Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: Reunion Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41: Betreyal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: Boundless Love Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: I Don’t Know Nothing Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: Kind-Hearted Senior Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 45: Only Then can Senior Brother Chen’s Passing Soul Rest Peacefully and Happily Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: How Could I Swallow This Insult… Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: Shoulder the Blame Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: The Mastermind Behind This Crime Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: Miu Tyanh Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50: Sect Punishment Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: Brother Payne, I’ve Got Your Back! Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: A Weight Off My Shoulders Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53: Welfare of Demonic Sect Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: Alchemy Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: Failure Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: Kim Simona Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: Premium Level Elixir Pill Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58: Master Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59: Return of Willow Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60: Deity Goddess Prime Devil Divine Path Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61: Exposed Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62: Easy-peasy Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63: I’ll Grant You a Fateful Chance Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64: An Inner Sect Mission Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 65: The Lurewoven Grove Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66: The Haunted Grove Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67: Yin-Yang Venomgulf Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68: Bone Bloom Curse Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69: Ask Your Dao Heart Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70: Inner Demon Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71: Pyro Fusion Art Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72: The Ice Pith Fire Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73: A Heaven-Blessed Prodigy Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74: A Junior Worth Remembering Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75: The Arrival Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76: Coffin of Netherbloom Virgin Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77: Gazebo Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78: Blood Bind Array Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79: Oen Yume Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Tea Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81: Clan Slaughter Edict Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82: Enzo Dawnwick Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83: Sales Technique Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 84: Dreadbloom Bloodline Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 85: Luca Dawnwick [R18] Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 86: A Temperamental Senior [R18] Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 87: The Pavilion of Myriad Arts Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 88: Death News Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 89: An Encounter Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 90: Such People are Useful Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 91: Jade Tempering Pill Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 92: Kim Sisters Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 93: All of a Sudden Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 94: Senior Sister, Please Don’t Die… Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 95: A Favored Guest Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 96: Is it Too Late for me to Back Out now? Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 97: Blood Puppet Floats Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 98: A Fateful Step into Foundation Stage Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 99: Hanz Clan Estate Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 100: The Gloomwater Phantom Lily Array Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 101: Author’s Note – - 100 Celebration! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 102: Something Was Wrong Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 103: Vanished Without a Trace Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 104: Drawing Lots of Doom Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 105: Pay the Toll or The Path is Closed! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 106: The Ancestral Shrine Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 107: The Cosmic Path Establishment Technique Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 108: The Killing Promise Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 109: [Author’s Thought] Jun.18 Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 110: Life Absorption Art Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 111: The Crimson Thread Goldwing Centipede Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 112: Sudden Calamities Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 113: Soul Devouring Gworm Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 114: Hanz Martial Arts Arena Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 115: Ancient Stone Well Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 116: Vengeful Fist Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 117: Flee in Panic Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 118: They’re Looking at Me! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 119: Death Certificate Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 120: Diary Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 121: A Grotesque Doll Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 122: Tell Me Who Is He? Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 124: Last Will Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 125: Don’t Grieve for Me Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 126: Find a Way Out Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 127: Quick update Jul 3rd Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 128: Executing Optimal Solution Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 129: Underground Chaos Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 130: Generous FREE Gift Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 131: Back the Hell Off Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 132: How is He Still Alive Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 133: The Fractured Retreat Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 134: Brilliant Idea Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 135: A Hastily Assembled Team Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 136: Torn Between Pride and Vengeance Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 137: The True Power Backs This Brat Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 138: Common Nobody Auntie Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 139: A Wronged Gentleman Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 140: A Flower No More Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 141: The Haunted Estate is Changing Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 142: When Will We Ever Get a Chance Like This Again Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 143: My Wounds Run Deep Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 144: Leave the Estate Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 145: Author’s Note - Jul. 20th Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 146: Monstrous Truth Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 147: A Lie From the Start Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 148: Death Hunt Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 149: First Blood Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 150: Walk with Your Dear Senior Sister Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 151: Do You Trust Me? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 152: Spirit Swallowing Technique Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 153: A Beacon in the Chaos Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 154: Why are We Back Inside? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 155: He was Still Cultivating Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 156: Your Arrival is My Salvation Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 157: I Find Myself Intrigued Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 158: My Name is Kinson Wexford Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 159: Serve My Purpose Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 160: A Livestock in the Butchery Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 161: The Bestest Master Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 162: A Twisted Sick Game Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 163: Retrieve My Soulbound Artifact Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 164: Harbinger of Evil Intent Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 165: Continue Your Words Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 166: That is What Senior Brother Instructed Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 167: Expect No Mercy Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 168: What a Fateful Coincidence Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 169: Loot or Perish Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 170: Short Sighted Fool Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 171: Who’s Lying Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 172: Valuable Alive than Dead Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 173: What in the Nine Abyss Have I Done Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 174: This is Fucking Art Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 175: Blood Promise Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 176: Ew! Pervert! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 177: Mix of Awe and Confusion Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 178: [Author’s Thought] Aug.20 Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 179: Natural Born Alchemy Genius Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 180: How Dare He be This Brilliant? Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 181: Clever Little Fox Oct 4th, 2025
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