Chapter 94: Getting Crabs at The Brothel

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Strangely enough, The Last Chance Inn was much harder to sneak into than the smuggler’s dock, for a variety of reasons. The entire boat was well lit, there were tons of carousing witnesses, and nearly as many high-level bouncers with strong PVP skills patrolling every floor of the ship, looking for people not following the program. After surveying it thoroughly, they did manage to find corner of the vessel, near the waterline, that was shaded and protected from view. It wasn’t an entrance, but that didn’t matter much to Loth. “I bet you never thought those riding chaps would come in handy,” Loth said from his shoulders. “Why is it that every time we go out, you end up riding me?” Will asked as he crept along the waves. The water was bowing under his feet, nearly dropping them both into the ocean. “Because you can walk on water, and I’m cold-blooded. If I fall into that water, I will pass out.” Loth said. “Really?” “In a few hours, anyway,” Loth said, her tail waggling against his back. Will stopped and looked up at her. “You don’t feel cold-blooded to me.” “Are you accusing me of pretending to succumb to hypothermia on the Second Floor as some kind of !?” Loth whispered. “No, but I’m definitely thinking it .” “Too late, you’ve already passed the test.” Loth said. Will rolled his eyes and returned to his business, the two of them falling silent as they approached the unguarded corner of the Last Chance Inn. Loth extended a black talon, lazily drawing a circle on the ship’s wooden beams as a stream of insects crawled from her sleeve and deposited themselves along the circle she traced. The insects began chewing their way through the wood with startling speed. In a matter of seconds, the thick wooden side of the ship had a perfect hole drilled into the side. Loth clambered off him and through the hole, followed shortly by Will. One of the taboos of The Flotilla was entering a vessel without asking permission. Entering someone else’s ship without hailing them was considered a hostile act and would result in being attacked on sight. Ŕ????ΝοBΕş It was also a great way to lose the goodwill he’d acquired in his brawl the previous night, so neither of them was particularly interested in getting caught. Will thought to himself, touching his mask to confirm its presence, his gaze scanning the pitch-black room they’d found themselves in, the glimmers of light from between the floorboards of the rooms above the only source of light. All he could make out with his superhuman vision was ripples and orbs on the floor, and he smelled…less rotting seaweed than he would’ve expected. “Let me.” Loth whispered, reaching into a pocket and scattering some glowbugs. Her experiments with controlling insects with Miasma in them had led to several improvements in her basic lineup of insects. Glowbugs were the best example, as she had bred a variety that kept their luminescence into maturity, allowing them to fly, and their brightness had been improved from a dying candle to a brilliant lamplight. The glowbugs woke up from their slumber midair and flew up to the ceiling, where they became stationary lighting. Will’s brows furrowed as he took in the sight before them. The entire room was filled with meldweed placed on drying racks that increased the surface area as much as physically possible, but that didn’t feel right. The drying racks and floor were covered in meldweed and more was dumped haphazardly up against the drying racks where they couldn’t find any space to put any more. As if someone had had a methodical plan, and begun it before it was taken over by thoughtless, disinterested laborers. Will got a strange feeling nagging at him as he scanned the room. Will glanced up and saw where several vents had been nailed shut, implying that the owners want the seaweed to dry out. The room been for drying meldweed, but now it was for something else. Will thought, inhaling. If anything, Will faintly smelled the musky smell of animal dung. “It’s a nursery,” Loth whispered, drawing Will’s attention to her. She had knelt down and carefully peeled aside a bit of meldweed, revealing thousands of pinkie-sized eggs, as well as pale little crabs about half the size of Will’s palm, who scuttled deeper into the mat of meldweed, seeking to avoid the light. “Are they…eating the crabs?” Will mused. Loth’s claws pierced the mat of green seaweed and came back up with a larger specimen, about the size of Will’s hand. “Shh…” Loth whispered to the crab struggling in her grasp, and Will could feel Charge moving through Loth’s body. As his Acuity and Focus became higher, it became easier to feel if someone was using an Ability. “You can control crabs?” Will asked as the crab relaxed in her hand before she began studying it. “They’re crustaceans, which is close enough to insects for The Tower,” Loth murmured, turning the tamed crab over in her hand and studying its belly. The crab’s belly opened, revealing a serrated beak-like mouth and dozens of pink tendrils attached to a mucus-covered pink wrinkly nodule. “…Is that normal?” Will asked. Loth gave him a ‘look’. “Hey. I’ve never seen a crab before this Floor.” Will said, raising his hands defensively. “This is its mouth,” She said, pointing at a little set of mandibles near the creature’s eyes at the front. I don’t know this is,” She said, pointing at the belly-mouth. “But I don’t think they’re raising them for food.” “I’d like to-“ Loth cut off as the door creaked open. The two of them silently ducked behind a drying rack, making themselves as small as possible “This…isn’t Madeline’s…room is it?” a voice asked, his words slurred from drugs. Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. “Sure it is, she’s right in there, can’t you see her?” Will peeked around the corner and spotted a patron of the brothel kneeling in front of a particularly big clump of Meldweed. The man’s eyes were unfocused, as he chewed meldweed. “I…think so?” he said before frowning as the heap of meldweed began to shift, revealing the legs of a crab about twice the size of the one in Loth’s hand. “Look closer,” The bouncer said, grabbing the man by the back of the neck and shoving his head towards the heap of seaweed. The pale crab swiftly clambered up onto the man’s head and settled down onto it like a man might settle into a comfy chair, wiggling its butt to find the perfect spot. A wet carried through the still air to Will’s ear, making his stomach turn. “Oh. Oh!” the patron said, pulling his head back up, still bearing the crab on the crown of his head, a trickle of blood flowing down the side of his head. He looked around the room with the wonder of a newborn. “Welcome to the world, brother,” the bouncer said, clasping the man’s hand and bringing him back up to his feet. Will couldn’t help but notice the bouncer’s ostentatious hat. “Let’s get you covered up.” The bouncer said, producing a hat from a rack near the door, placing it over the crab attached to the man’s skull. “…Why?” the man asked with the tone of a child. “Think about it a moment.” “Oh…oh,” Will witnessed the wide-eyed curiosity fade from the man’s face as he took the hat and clamped it down over the passenger atop his head, wiping the blood away from his temple. “Let’s get you to see Mother.” “..okay.” The two of them left the room, leaving Will and Loth alone with thousands of parasitic crabs that could latch onto a man’s skull and control his body. Will’s scalp itched with phantom pain. Instinctively, Will ran through his memory key, causing his thoughts and feelings to rapidly shift as he ran a hand over his scalp. A shiver went down his spine. They’d found the conspiracy they’d been looking for. Not fishmen, exactly, but close. “I think we should-“ Will glanced down at Loth, who was inspecting the crab in her hand with a contemplative frown. In an instant, he saw the plan bubbling away under the surface. “No.” Will said. “I have no idea what you mean,” Loth said innocently, the headcrab crawling across her palm. Two day later, Will was chewing his own supply of dried seaweed, heart hammering in his chest. It wasn’t meldweed, but it looked and smelled like it. Loth had put some chemical in his eyes that made them dilate, making everything too bright and irritating, and given him something to drink that made him sweat profusely. His clothes were sticky and unwashed. Evey bit of him looked the part of a meldweed addict. He was putting every fiber of his being into acting like the glaze-eyed addicts around him, slumping against a pillar in the brothel and just going with the flow, despite his nerves. He didn’t feel like going so far as partaking in the place’s…more exotic entertainment to sell the illusion of William Oh being a carousing meldweed addict, so instead he hit the gambling tables, where it was primarily games of chance, dice and cards against other Climbers, wagering various Relics in lieu of currency, which held little value on the sixth Floor. Not being drug-addled, Will was able to gamble or cheat fairly well against the others, but that wasn’t the purpose of the assignment. After he had built up a decent pot, Will began systematically losing it to demonstrate his rapidly dwindling grasp on his senses. Hats were in vogue, recently, and the number of un-hatted people in and around the Last Chance Inn were dwindling. Will meanwhile, had cut his hair close to the scalp in an attempt to make it stand out as particularly juicy and easy to access. It didn’t take long for the offer to come. “William Oh, in the flesh.” The madame said, sitting beside him, pressing her hip against his own. “Who is…” Will slurred his words, pausing as if he were trying to remember who he was. “Right. That’s me.” Loth’s hypothesis was that Meldweed’s effects eased initial rejection, so they picked their victims from those who were having trouble remembering who or what they were. “I’m sad that none of my girls have had the opportunity to entertain the great William Oh. Is there no one here to your taste?” she asked, pressing her chest up against him, tipping her crab-concealing hat uncomfortably close to his face. Heart hammering in his chest, Will didn’t have to fake his nervous reply. “Well…I’ve never…you know.” “Oh, my, I didn’t think…” She lowered her voice. “Tell you what. We have hostess named Madeline who is experienced with guiding young men. She is the embodiment of patience, kindness and discretion. A saintess who would be more than happy to take the time to teach. You. Everything.” She whispered the last few words directly into Will’s ear, the crab under her hat inches away, causing him to shudder in disgust. Apparently she didn’t read it that way, because she pulled away, a wide smile on her face. “Now how does that sound?” “I guess…I guess it sounds pretty good,” Will said, his hair standing on end, heart hammering in his chest before reaching into his pockets. “How much…” “Excellent.” She said with a smile, laying a hand gently on his arm. “Don’t concern yourself with payment just yet. A young up-and comer like yourself is more than good for it. Just enjoy. Milo will show you the way.” She pointed at the same oversized bouncer that he’d witnessed shoving a man’s head into a pile of seaweed two days ago. Searᴄh the NôᴠeFire.ηet website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. Will thought, trying and failing to hide the adrenaline causing his hands to tremble. “Right this way, sir,” Milo said, his oversized hat nearly brushing against the establishment’s ceiling. Milo led him down into the bowels of the pleasure ship, past several doors with intriguing noises, down a staircase, and in front of a single door in the center of the hall. It opened to reveal the nursery, and Will stumbled in, hamming up his inebriation. Will thought. ““This…isn’t Madeline’s…room is it?” he asked, “Sure it is, she’s right in there, can’t you see her?” Milo said, gently ushering him into the room and pointing at the large pile of seaweed by the entrance. “I…think so?” Will said as he was guided to his knees beside the pile of seaweed. It began to shift as whatever was living under there began to stir. “Look closer,” The bouncer said, grabbing Will by the back of the neck and shoving his head towards the heap of seaweed. In a flash of white, a crab that had been tamed by Loth clambered up onto Will’s head, sending shivers across his entire body and causing every fiber of his being to want to immediately start swatting at it. A wet carried through the still air as it bit down on a little blood-filled pod it had carried up to his scalp, unseen by its brethren. Will thought, shuddering involuntarily as a bit of blood trickled down the side of his head. “Oh. Oh!” Will said, pulling his head back up, studying the room with faux wonder. “Welcome to the world, brother,” the bouncer said, clasping Will’s hand and bringing him back up to his feet. “Let’s get you covered up.” Milo said, producing a hat from a rack near the door, placing it over the crab resting on Will’s head. Will thought. “…Why?” Will asked, sticking to the script. “Think about it a moment.” “Oh…oh,” Will unslurred his words and affected more control over his body, simulating the crab fully integrating with his brain. “Let’s get you to see Mother.” Milo said, clapping Will on the shoulder. “…okay.” Will thought, following Milo deeper into the ship. He could feel it up there…existing. Menacingly. Will followed Milo through the halls until he came to a door, knocking politely. “New arrival, Mother.” Milo called at the door. “Send them in.” a voice called from the other side. Will entered what appeared to be an office with an aged woman sitting behind the desk and a bushel of meldweed in the corner. Will frowned. She wasn’t wearing a hat. “Come in, come in,” She said, her whole body exuding motherly love as she motioned for him to approach, Milo closing the door behind him. “Come in, youngling, have a seat.” She said, indicating the seat in front of her desk. “Everything must be so new to you. first bonding. What an exciting time in our lives.” “Yes. I’m flooded with questions.” Will said, a bit motion out of the corner of his eye attracting his attention. In the bushel of meldweed was a massive crab, larger than a man, squatting down over the leaves, depositing strings of eggs held together by sticky mucus. “How embarrassing. Please, don’t stare at me too much.” The woman in front of him said, drawing Will’s attention back to her. She was blushing a bit. Will thought. “So, youngling, do you have any questions about your new life and purpose?” she asked, leaning forward eagerly. “What my purpose?” Will asked. “Whatever you want to do. Most stay here and help out their mother, but many have gone on their own adventures. Captain Enora Moss is a great example of the adventurous type who really gets out there and makes a name for himself. Billy Tanton is a good example of the homebody type. He opened his own carpentry business of the Fifth Floor, you know? Quite successful.” She seems genuinely happy for her children’s successes, like a mother would be. “Am I William Oh, or…” “Oh, yes, You’re William Oh. You’ll have his intelligence, memories, thoughts and feelings, which means you’ve probably got his adventurous streak. Over time, the separation between you and your host will dwindle, and maybe one day you’ll be like me! One soul in two bodies.” “I see.” Will said, thinking. “I love to help guide younglings through their first few days.” She said, grinning eagerly. “Any more questions?” “Just one:” Will said, taking the crab and hat off his head and placing them on his lap. “How much are you willing to pay to keep this a secret?”

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Contents
The Legend of William Oh
The Legend of William Oh Author:Macronomicon
Chapter 1: He who has no Class Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 2: Life Goals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 3: Hype Man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 4: Escape Room Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 5: Resourceful Climber Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 6: Attrition Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 7: Casualties Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 8: Establishing Quest Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 9: Spelunking Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 10: First Impressions Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 11: Fighting Retreat Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 12: Kingly Repose Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 13: Guy’s Shopping Trip Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 14: Promote Synergy! Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 15: Camel Abuse Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 16: Ants on a Log Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 17: Stoking The Fire Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 18: Run boy Run Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 19: 7th Time’s the Charm Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 20: Rent-a-miracle Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 21: No Refunds Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 22: An Expert Opinion Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 23: Ice Cave Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 24: Fancy Meeting You Here Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 25: Off-Build Relics Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 26: Cling-ons Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 27: Fame Attracts Crazy Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 28: Why Baker Girls Specifically Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 29: Boot Swap Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 30: The Dead City Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 31: Score of a Lifetime Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 32: Leadership Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 33: Splitting the Loot Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 34: Thorns Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 35: Don’t Forget The Kobold Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 36: Fancy Inn Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 37: Knowledge is Pain, Power, and Purpose Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 38: The Immediate Plan Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 39: Meet the Family Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 40: Sparring Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 41: Blue-fire Eyes Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 43: Build Tweaking Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 44: Floor 4 Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 47: Chain of Command Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 48: Grand…ish Strategy Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 49: Herding Cats Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 50: Do Your Thing Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 51: Relic Theft Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 52: build Theorizing Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 53: the Enemy of my Enemy is a Distraction Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 54: Akul, Metropolis of the 5th Floor Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 55: Bureaucratic Bullshit Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 56: Ear Collector Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 57: One Trick Pony Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 58: Cheaper by The Dozen Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 59: Akul has Everything Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 60: Willliam (Not a necromancer) Oh Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 61: New Loadout Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 62: Would the Real Phantom Thief Please Stand Up? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 63: Patience Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 64: Party Crashers Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 65: Psychic Chain Lightning Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 66: Boar Hunting Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 67: Boar Hunting (pt. 2) Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 68: Advice From The Baron Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 69: A Missed Opportunity Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 70: Round One Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 71: A race is run in an alley before the first step is taken Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 72: Round 2 Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 73: Round Three Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 74: Teaching Caution Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 75: Nothing Personal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 76: Hypothetical Countermeasures Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 77: New Blood Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 78: ‘Fencing’ Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 79: Prison Blues Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 80: Kicking Things Off Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 81: Dance with the Rotwitch Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 82: Bakers United Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 83: The Tournament’s Real Prize Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 84: Spoils of War Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 85: Spoils of War Pt. 2 Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 86: 6th Floor Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 87: That’s How You Get Crabs Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 88: Selachimorpha Cloud Formation Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 89: Gone Fishing Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ocean Life Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 92: Cracked Immortal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 94: Getting Crabs at The Brothel Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 95: Any Boat in a Storm Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 96: Gerrymandering Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 97: Strategy Meeting Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 98: Float On Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 99: Dictum of Sweet Dreams Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 100: Night Moves Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 101: Scripted Defeat Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 102: Interrogation Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 103: Getting the Hang of it Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 104: The Double Fakeout Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 105: Level 30 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 106: Blitz Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 107: Regroup Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 108: Hunted Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 109: Cat and Mouse Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 110: Blessed Steel Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 111: Love Letter From Holdna Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 112: Seeing a Friend Off Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 113: Re-equipping Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 114: Dangerous as They Say Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 115: Cheese Morale Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 116: Prophet of the End Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 117: Unearned Power Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 118: (Not) A Natural Born Fighter Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 119: Coiled Strike Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 120: Tricked Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 121: A Good Strategy is a Predictable one Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 122: Tricked You Back Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 123: Powerleveling Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 124: Six Piece Set Bonus Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 125: Pioneers Are Stupid Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 126: Getting Our Bearings Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 127: 7th Floor Bestiary Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 128: Wraith Vessel Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 129: Loth’s Build Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 130: Power-leveling Civilians Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 131: Training Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 132: Itty-bitty Little Snake Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 133: Youthful Competition Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 134: Prophesied Doom Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 135: Guy’s Night Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 136: ‘Good’ Luck Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 137: Ancient Temple of Steel Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 138: Silverdeath Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 139: Identity Crisis Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 140: Ethereal Metallic Slime Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 141: Distributing Wealth Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 142: Kill’em With Kindness Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 143: Clinging Falsehoods Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 144: 8th Floor Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 145: The Undead Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 146: Extravagant Mediocrity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 147: Night Terrors Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 148: Dangerous for Kobolds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 149: Take one Please Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 150: Thirty Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 151: Yeast-Master Will Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 152: Glorified Crossing Guard Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 153: Much Ado About Light Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 154: Fear is a Terrain Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 155: Deal with the Devil Sep 25th, 2025
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