Chapter 2: Life Goals

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“Well, that’s more exotic, for sure,” Ben mused as they looked down at the hunk of Lava Beetle. The carefully preserved hunk of flesh must’ve come from climbers on the third floor. The Trial didn’t care that no aspirant could possibly get to the third floor and back. “Whaddya think?” Ben asked. “Fire and Earth. Two of the most useful abilities for a spellslinger.” “Also the most hotly contested Relics,” Will mused, rubbing his chin. “For the love of—” “Anything that grants full magic growth?” he asked, glancing up at the merchant. “?” the merchant asked, motioning to the bazaar in general. “Nothing with strong growth or good abilities, anyways.” “What about Uru Drake?” Will asked. “Where could I get—” The leathery-faced traveler laughed in Will’s face. “If I had Uru Drake, I would sell it to a Lord’s son and live the rest of my life in ease.” “That rare, huh?” Will asked, feigning disappointment. “It’s not guaranteed, but a climber could get the ability from it. And even without that, it’s got strong growth and it blends seamlessly with nearly any Class, providing more powerful abilities than they might’ve otherwise gained. It’s worth more than everything and everyone else in this Bazaar ” Will blinked. He hadn’t heard Ben gave him a sidelong glance. “Well, whaddya got anyway?” Will asked. “You wanna be a Climber, eh? Charge focus? That’s a hard path, but you seem like the type that likes to aim high,” the leathery man asked, opening up a chest of preserved meat, usually retaining a portion of shell or distinctive feature of the monster’s original body, to prevent counterfeiting. “Here’s what I got for Charge,” the merchant said as he peeled away a layer of waxed paper to reveal what he had on offer. Will’s eyes scanned through the hand-painted tags, confirming what he already knew. seaʀᴄh thё Novelƒire(.)ne*t website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. Will gasped, reaching out only for the merchant’s pipe to smack the back of his hand. “This may be the most expensive piece I have, but the turtle’s a better choice for you,” the weathered man said, shifting his posture as he sat back again. “But…” Will pointed at the Dreamcatcher, which grew magic stats Resistance. Plus, sleeping support abilities made one extremely valuable on the Climb, for both crowd control and morale, while Plant abilities were excellent logistics and utility. It would bolster the strength of abilities and the usage he could get from the Uru Drake, while adding resistance. “Listen, kid, the one thing that every climber who becomes a Lord has in common, is that they are when they do it. You hear stories about the likes of Baron Akul, or Lord Bakton, or the Rotwitch. You don’t hear stories about so-and-so who died ignominiously on the First Floor because they went all-in on offense with their build.” “What do you mean?” Will asked, squinting. “It’s about surviving long enough to—” “No, what does ‘ignoramously’ mean?” Will clarified. “He’s right, you know.” A familiar voice sounded behind Will and Ben. They turned and saw the adventuring party from before. “You’re not gonna find any Climbers above the Fifth Floor who don’t have a strong defense. It gives you the leeway to make mistakes and learn from them,” Kyle said, pointing to one of the scars over his eye. “Dropped my sword. Now I keep it on a lanyard.” He traced a wicked scar just under his jaw. “Used to skimp on armor fittings. Exposed a bit of neck. Now I stand still for as long as the fitter tells me to.” He lifted his shirt, revealing a jagged seam of puckered flesh across his midsection. “Shield strap broke. Bad luck.” “Welp, I’m sold,” Will said, turning back to the merchant. “One spirit turtle Sacrifice, please.” “Twenty silver,” the merchant said, holding out an expectant palm. Will felt physically ill as he handed the cash over. It was more than half of what he’d earned from selling the tongue. Turned out you can’t get retail price unless you preserve it yourself and set up a shop to find people willing to pay. Will thought as he tucked the Sacrifice away in his satchel. “We stopped by on the way back from setting up base camp and were surprised to find someone else farming the wheat goblins,” Kyle said as Will turned away from the merchant. Ben took Will’s spot, jingling his share of the silver in his hands as he scanned the preserved Sacrifices expectantly. “He thought you were gonna kidnap us and sell us into slavery,” Ben called over his shoulder before returning to peruse the selection. “Well, how do we know they didn’t kidnap ?” Will turned back to ask Ben. “Hey, thanks for the advice, you guys,” Heath said as he lumbered by, clasping hands with Kyle for a quick shake. The author's narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. “…How do we know that’s not someone using a Disguise Ability to make us lower our guards?” Will demanded as soon as he recovered from Heath’s sudden appearance. “Later, pussy,” Heath directed at Will before lumbering on, his coin purse jingling with copious copper pieces from all the wheat gremlins he’d hunted, his giant two-hander slung over his shoulder. The five stoic Climbers broke into gales of laughter as soon as Heath was out of earshot. “I like the way your head works, kid. Paranoia serves a Climber well. Just not in this case,” Kyle said, wiping a tear out of his eye. “But relax. Just the ring on my finger is worth a dozen of you. With all the brutal honesty I can muster: Kid, you’re simply not worth the effort of taking advantage of.” “Wow, that makes me feel better!” Will sassed. “Good,” Kyle said, patting him on the shoulder with a calloused hand that felt hard as rock. “C’mon guys, let’s get a drink. Maybe there’s some Ganishans in town for The Hunt.” “They know how to party,” the bow-wielding man murmured as he followed. The Climbers filed off, with the wand-wielding woman stopping to pinch his cheeks as she passed by. Will tried to dislodge her, but her Strength made that a futile endeavor, and he was forced to endure the indignity. It must’ve only been a couple seconds, but it felt like an eternity before she let go and faded into the throngs of people among the bazaar. “Check this out!” Ben said, showing him a copper ring with malachite studs. Will’s nose wrinkled as he caught a whiff of an acrid scent that evaporated into nothing. “Eh?” “My first Relic!” Ben said. “The Sting Ring.” “You realize you don’t have a Class yet?” Will asked. “Also, a Relic you can buy for silver isn’t gonna be a game-changer.” “Dad already got me the Sacrifices. I’m just hunting to ‘get an idea what the first peoples went through,’ buy some of my own equipment in the process.” Ben gazed at the malachite-studded ring covetously. “This, here…I earned this myself.” He seemed to come to, glancing up and shaking Will by the shoulders. “Let’s go test it!” “What’s it do?” “It adds a tiny amount of acid damage to attacks, and when I get Charge, it has an Ability that can launch an unerring acid bolt.” Will thought about it for a moment. If it was for sale for twenty silver, the effects could not be particularly potent. Not to mention, any self-respecting Climber with a direct damage Ability would use their own, rather than that of a middling ring. A Climber measured Charge regeneration by the week, so every point counted. “They didn’t have any rings of Accuracy?” Will asked. “Because I’m more worried about you missing.” “The cheapest one was three gold pieces for a 1.2% correction.” Will winced. That was so far out of his price range for such a tiny increase in accuracy that it boggled the mind. “Alright, let’s go test it out.” Together, the two of them headed back through The Gate, and Ben put on the ring, firing his bow into a nearby tree. They were a bit disappointed until they spotted thin tendrils of smoke rising out of the narrow wounds inflicted by the arrows. That got them excited for a few minutes, but the acid damage was never worse than a few wisps of smoke that quickly dwindled to nothing. Will had cautioned himself not to get emotionally invested in the ring, but he was still a little bummed at his first close encounter with a Relic. “Maybe the acid will cause extra pain?” Ben hazarded. “You could do the same by dipping them in lemon juice,” Will pointed out. “Damnit, you’re right,” Ben mused, looking at his ring. “Look, it’s gonna be a long time before you manage to find a better ring for that slot, and something is better than nothing,” Will said. “And it’s easier than carrying around a lemon with you everywhere you go.” “Yeah, fair enough. I’ll use it till I find something better, then put it up on the mantel.” Ben went back to rubbing the Relic manically, hunching over the ring protectively. “My first Relic…it’s precious to me.” Will rolled his eyes. “Look, I gotta go home and sleep these bruises off. Gertrude’s gonna probably keep me busy for a while to stop me from going out before I heal, too...” He glanced at the bandages over the scratches on his arms and torso. “Next week?” Will asked, offering his hand. “Alright, sounds good,” Ben said, shaking it. “I’ll probably do a little hunting on the edges during the week. Wheat gremlins and the like. When you get back, I might have Relics.” “Yeah, yeah,” Will said, waving as he left. Will and Ben broke up, and Will trudged all the way back to Saint Gertrude’s, up one good Sacrifice and down a bunch of minor wounds. As predicted, Gertrude gave him an earful for using up half the bandages on the first day, and forbade him from leaving the house until next week. Which was fine, because once the pain set in, Will didn’t really to leave the orphanage for another week, even with the malicious gremlins haunting the halls and Marissa constantly trying to pick a fight. That night, Gertrude visited his room. Will had the rare honor of having his own room, being the only young man old enough to join The Hunt. “I’ve been waiting until you’re in a good position to talk,” Gertrude said, sitting on the edge of his bed. “About your parents,” she clarified. Will glanced down at his wound-covered body, which had stiffened once he cooled down and the wounds began to scab. Now, between the cuts and the massive bruise around his torso, moving even the slightest bit caused intense pain. “You waited for me to be too wounded to avoid this conversation?” “Precisely.” Gertrude gave him a fatalistic smile that gave him chills. It was disturbingly unlike the Saintly expression she wore in front of the others. “Will, it’s been five years. Your parents are most likely dead.” “You said they were gone three years before that. Maybe they just went further up The Tower this time.” “Nobody has climbed The Tower higher than the—” “Then where are my servants? Scratch that, where are my !?” Will demanded as a bit of the old simmering emotion leaked past the seal he kept around his heart. Gertrude let his words flow past her, showing no reaction to his anger as he desperately stuffed it back down where it belonged. “I used to Climb, you know. Got to the twelfth floor.” Will’s brows rose. He figured she’d been a Climber at some point, to afford that Relic, but…the ? “I met all kinds of people,” Gertrude said, her gaze going distant as she spoke. “Saw a lot of good people die, and a lot of bad people prosper. Eventually, when Ian—” Her throat constricted. “Eventually, I’d had enough of the life, but your parents continued on. I realized that there are two different kinds of Climbers. “There are those who are after money and power. They always stop somewhere between floor eight and fifteen, having carved out a little kingdom for themselves.” “So, Mom and Dad…” “They were the second kind: the people who’ve become addicted to the challenge, to uncovering the mystery of The Tower.” “Mystery?” Will asked. “There’s things up there, vestiges of an unknown past that cast doubt on everything we think we know.” “Like what?” Gertrude pursed her lips for a moment. “On the tenth floor, we found the ruins of a town. We made camp in it for the night. One of our members was half asleep in the morning and wandered off before he started screaming. When we arrived, he wasn’t injured or attacked, but scared out of his mind. “He had realized that the outline of the ruins matched the layout of his hometown precisely, right down to where his father’s bakery was.” Will’s hair stood on end. “That’s a coincidence…or an illusion…right?” “I’ve seen far too many strange ‘coincidences’ to believe that,” Gertrude mused. “In any case, that mystery, those nagging questions that build up and haunt you…they drove your parents onward. “If they ever come back, they could shed more light on the mystery of The Tower than any other Climber, live or dead…but I wouldn’t hold out hope.” Will frowned, but didn’t argue with her. “Which kind of Climber do you want to be?” Gertrude asked. “I want money,” Will said. “If you want money, I can sell the Uru Drake for you—” “Fine. I want power. Enough to decide the course of my life. I want my parents. I wanna track them down and give them both a good thrashing for their irresponsibility.” “And what if that’s not possible? What if you can never reach them, because they’ve already passed from this world? Are you going to dedicate your life to pain, struggle, and death chasing a hopeless goal?” “So what you’re saying is…I should adopt an achievable goal that will include punching my dad in the face as a byproduct of the journey, and not the destination.” “I…well, yes, that’s actually quite wise, but...” “Then my goal will be to make it to the tenth floor and carve out a Lordship there,” Will said. “Then I will push further up, funneling money and Relics back down to my demesne, until the entire floor is pacified. Then I will do it again. And again, until the entire Tower is mine.”

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The Legend of William Oh
The Legend of William Oh Author:Macronomicon
Chapter 1: He who has no Class Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 2: Life Goals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 3: Hype Man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 4: Escape Room Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 5: Resourceful Climber Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 6: Attrition Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 7: Casualties Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 8: Establishing Quest Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 9: Spelunking Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 10: First Impressions Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 11: Fighting Retreat Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 12: Kingly Repose Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 13: Guy’s Shopping Trip Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 14: Promote Synergy! Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 15: Camel Abuse Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 16: Ants on a Log Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 17: Stoking The Fire Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 18: Run boy Run Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 19: 7th Time’s the Charm Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 20: Rent-a-miracle Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 21: No Refunds Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 22: An Expert Opinion Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 23: Ice Cave Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 24: Fancy Meeting You Here Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 25: Off-Build Relics Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 26: Cling-ons Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 27: Fame Attracts Crazy Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 28: Why Baker Girls Specifically Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 29: Boot Swap Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 30: The Dead City Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 31: Score of a Lifetime Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 32: Leadership Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 33: Splitting the Loot Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 34: Thorns Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 35: Don’t Forget The Kobold Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 36: Fancy Inn Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 37: Knowledge is Pain, Power, and Purpose Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 38: The Immediate Plan Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 39: Meet the Family Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 40: Sparring Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 41: Blue-fire Eyes Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 43: Build Tweaking Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 44: Floor 4 Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 47: Chain of Command Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 48: Grand…ish Strategy Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 49: Herding Cats Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 50: Do Your Thing Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 51: Relic Theft Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 52: build Theorizing Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 53: the Enemy of my Enemy is a Distraction Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 54: Akul, Metropolis of the 5th Floor Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 55: Bureaucratic Bullshit Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 56: Ear Collector Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 57: One Trick Pony Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 58: Cheaper by The Dozen Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 59: Akul has Everything Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 60: Willliam (Not a necromancer) Oh Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 61: New Loadout Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 62: Would the Real Phantom Thief Please Stand Up? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 63: Patience Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 64: Party Crashers Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 65: Psychic Chain Lightning Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 66: Boar Hunting Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 67: Boar Hunting (pt. 2) Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 68: Advice From The Baron Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 69: A Missed Opportunity Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 70: Round One Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 71: A race is run in an alley before the first step is taken Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 72: Round 2 Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 73: Round Three Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 74: Teaching Caution Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 75: Nothing Personal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 76: Hypothetical Countermeasures Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 77: New Blood Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 78: ‘Fencing’ Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 79: Prison Blues Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 80: Kicking Things Off Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 81: Dance with the Rotwitch Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 82: Bakers United Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 83: The Tournament’s Real Prize Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 84: Spoils of War Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 85: Spoils of War Pt. 2 Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 86: 6th Floor Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 87: That’s How You Get Crabs Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 88: Selachimorpha Cloud Formation Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 89: Gone Fishing Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ocean Life Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 92: Cracked Immortal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 94: Getting Crabs at The Brothel Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 95: Any Boat in a Storm Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 96: Gerrymandering Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 97: Strategy Meeting Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 98: Float On Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 99: Dictum of Sweet Dreams Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 100: Night Moves Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 101: Scripted Defeat Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 102: Interrogation Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 103: Getting the Hang of it Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 104: The Double Fakeout Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 105: Level 30 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 106: Blitz Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 107: Regroup Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 108: Hunted Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 109: Cat and Mouse Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 110: Blessed Steel Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 111: Love Letter From Holdna Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 112: Seeing a Friend Off Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 113: Re-equipping Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 114: Dangerous as They Say Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 115: Cheese Morale Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 116: Prophet of the End Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 117: Unearned Power Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 118: (Not) A Natural Born Fighter Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 119: Coiled Strike Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 120: Tricked Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 121: A Good Strategy is a Predictable one Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 122: Tricked You Back Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 123: Powerleveling Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 124: Six Piece Set Bonus Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 125: Pioneers Are Stupid Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 126: Getting Our Bearings Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 127: 7th Floor Bestiary Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 128: Wraith Vessel Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 129: Loth’s Build Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 130: Power-leveling Civilians Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 131: Training Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 132: Itty-bitty Little Snake Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 133: Youthful Competition Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 134: Prophesied Doom Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 135: Guy’s Night Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 136: ‘Good’ Luck Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 137: Ancient Temple of Steel Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 138: Silverdeath Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 139: Identity Crisis Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 140: Ethereal Metallic Slime Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 141: Distributing Wealth Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 142: Kill’em With Kindness Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 143: Clinging Falsehoods Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 144: 8th Floor Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 145: The Undead Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 146: Extravagant Mediocrity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 147: Night Terrors Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 148: Dangerous for Kobolds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 149: Take one Please Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 150: Thirty Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 151: Yeast-Master Will Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 152: Glorified Crossing Guard Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 153: Much Ado About Light Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 154: Fear is a Terrain Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 155: Deal with the Devil Sep 25th, 2025
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