Chapter 87: That’s How You Get Crabs

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In the dark half hour before the sun rose, all but a few the distant clouds caught the pre-dawn light, illuminating their tiny raft. Most of the Party was still asleep, and Will had nothing to do but think, practicing his Memory Key and cleaning his equipment while checking his new level 25 Status, waiting for Billy-bob, Stevie, and Noob, to arrive and give them their appraisal of the situation.Aside from their attitude, the ghosts did good work. It was difficult to overstate how valuable an intelligent force that acted on your behalf with initiative and critical thinking was. Will was 2.3 times stronger than a human without The System, while the average Climber at level 25 could expect to be at about 3.5. Still, growing his Dimensional Storage and the ability to launch increasingly larger payloads at increasingly higher speeds was an excellent way to cultivate an answer to every problem. An answer named ‘overwhelming force’, which seemed to be a Lord’s stock and trade. Will had a Primary Ability Upgrade available, and he had taken several Dimensional Oyster Sacrifices with him for this exact reason.Will took out one of the Sacrifices he’d been saving for himself, holding it in his hand to determine what the upgrade to Phantom Hand would be. ṘАΝO͍????ΕŚ Will had a sneaking suspicion that it wasn’t something like a flat 1% per Acuity, which would allow infinite storage at 100 Acuity. But it would definitely be a strong effect, since his Acuity was outlandishly good. With a flash of light, Will sacrificed the Dimensional Oyster, adding it’s effect to Phantom hand. Will was developing an idea for how to test it when the sun broke above the glittering horizon, revealing the patch of flotsam beneath them, and heralding the return of the ghost butlers. The other members of the Party were getting up and ready to start the day as the trio returned. “How is it?” Will asked as Stevie floated up through the bottom of the floating raft. “The remains of a major battle. No survivors, not even any bodies. They were either eaten or rescued already. No valuables aside from partially burnt floating wood. Anything worth anything either sank or was picked clean already. There’s a few monsters beginning to make homes in the wreckage, but nothing particularly entrenched.” Stevie said. “June, take the team and get some practice against the environment, I’ll work on making us a boat so we’re not relying on the insects.” Loth said. “It’s not gonna be trapped is it?” Will asked. “You insult me!” Loth said, placing an offended hand on her chest. “Of it’ll be trapped!” “Alright,” June said, making her voice heard after Loth gave the order. “Will, you’re going to take point. Mason, Reggie, and Alicia are going to stay on overwatch, while Jean’s crew and I are going to follow close behind Will.” June pointed at Reggie. “Toft on me and Will.” Reggie nodded. “Keep a rope ready for us if we have to run. And don’t distract Alicia.” Reggie nodded. June pointed at Alicia. “Keep an eye out for ambushes from below.” Alicia nodded. June grabbed a rope from her bag and tied one end around Reggie, using their Tank as a temporary anchor point before throwing the rest over the side. She glanced down at the enormous patch of floating debris nearly a hundred feet below them, taking a deep breath before she began climbing down the rope. Will jumped off the side of the floating raft, whistling past June before slowing his descent with Phantom Hand, landing softly on a bobbing piece of wood, his influence extending outward to solidify a large patch of water around it. “Showoff,” June scoffed as she arrived beside him, her Trailblazer Ability seemingly creating a path of denser wreckage behind her for the others to follow. If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. “Alicia says to be careful for the things clinging to the underside of the logs!” Mason shouted down at them. Bee and Ria slid off the rope, testing their footing and glancing around. “Let’s clean out this patch,” June said, motioning at the patch Loth was directing her swarm to begin picking through for useable timber. It made sense to clean it of any monster infestation before it got up to Loth. It wasn’t thirty seconds after Alicia’s warning that one of the monsters made its presence known. As one of the logs was being lifted into the air, a pale spider-like creature launched itself straight towards Bee’s face. The little shapeshifter squawked, flailing her hands, intercepting the crab and smacking it away through brute force, sending it spinning through the air to back into the water, landing between two pieces of flotsam. Will frowned as a faint noise began to travel through the stadium-sized patch of wreckage. By the sheer number of popping noises, there had to be a lot of them. The rolling ocean turned into ice, creating a solid surface between them and the swarm of monsters in a fraction of a second. Only three of the crabs got out of the water before it turned into ice, skittering towards June and Ria. Ria let out a breath and talons began to pop through her shoes, burying themselves into the chaotic mixture of ice and wood. She grunted with effort, taking a swing at the flying pale white crab, phantasmal claws extending from her hand and turning the attacking monster into chunks. June pranced backwards, Trailblazer smoothing out the pad of ice as she drew an arrow and pinned the crab to the surface. Bee shuddered, making ‘yuck’ faces as she brushed herself off. Will motioned to June, then towards the east. She seemed to understand what he was saying. “They’re going to come up around the edges, let’s go east so they all come up around the west side.” Will nodded and began moving, his circle of frozen ground moving with him, interrupting any crabs trying to climb up the east side while behind them, the pad of ice rapidly faded away. This time it was about a dozen crabs that climbed up around the edge of the ice, three for each of them. Will thought, shooting a sling bullet out of the Phantom Hand, while one of June’s arrows knocked another off the edge of the circle. Sёarᴄh the ηovёlFire .net website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. Will and June each got off another shot while Ria and Bee moved to block them with their bodies. Bee and Ria both took out two in short order as they leapt upon them. Two crabs stayed with their meatshields, and two leapt past to attack Will and June directly. Will understood that Reggie was up there guaranteeing his survival, so he had to find the fine line between getting practice against these creatures to see what they were capable of and just annihilating them with Phantom Hand, learning nothing. Will drew the Shortsword of Perserverance, blocking the crab’s flight with the blade. The pitted blade of the shortsword wobbled under the creature’s assault, it’s chitin absorbing the force without difficulty. Will got his first good look at it. It was spider-like, about the size of a dog, with pale white chitin, weird moving mouth-parts, and pincers that reminded him of those bolt-cutters that Leon had in the back of his shop. The same kind he’d used to cut swords in half and render Relics down into powder… Will slid the sword out of the creature’s grasp an instant before it got the opportunity to lock its pincer around the blade and He shoved the creature back and sent it tumbling with a kick. Will quickly scanned the battle and noted dozens more crabs climbing up the sides of his iceberg. That made his decision for him. Will shot his opponent with the Phantom Hand, obliterating it, before whipping the Phantom Hand back around and annihilating a swath of the creatures before they could make themselves a problem. Once their numbers became manageable again, Will switched back to experimenting with the creature, engaging in hand-to-hand combat. They were stronger than he was, their legs and pincers possessed of far greater power than he had in him. The only weakness was their light weight, which allowed him to kick them aside. When he snagged a piece of wood out of the ice and bashed it against the creature’s shell, it grabbed the wood with its pincer and sliced through the wood as if it were made of soft cheese. Will felt scuttling through the ground beside his ankle and lifted his foot an instant before a pincer swept through the empty space. Will fell into a crab-killing rhythm. Crabs were pouring up to them from all around the circle of ice. Will glanced up and spotted Mason watching intently with the Staff of the Warmage, waiting for the perfect moment to drop a massive fireball directly on their heads. “Clump up!” Will said, motioning for them to step in closer. June followed his gaze up and nodded, putting her back to his as Bee and Ria stepped in. in a matter of seconds, the entire patch of ice was covered in crabs closing in around them from every direction. An instant later, a Conflagrate erupted above them, the flash of heat immolating any crabs above the water in a heartbeat, the damage passing harmlessly over them due to the Ring of Consideration. Probably one of the best acquisitions they’d ever gotten for Mason. The Staff of the Warmage added Acuity scaling to the size of Mason’s Abilities, allowing a single casting to cover the entire iceberg and beyond, boiling the edge of the water where the monsters were climbing from as well as frying the ones on land. The air itself split as Mason’s new belt added a sonic damage after-effect to his Abilities, shredding the charred corpses of the crabs. along with the half-melted iceberg they were standing on. Bee and Ria shouted in alarm as the support beneath their feet collapsed and they fell into the endless ocean, slipping into the crab’s home turf. June managed to react in time and scamper onto a piece of driftwood with her high Kinesthetics. “Use , Mason! What did you think Phase Shift was !?” She shouted up at their Nuker, pointing at her head with a ‘think’ gesture while Will lunged for Ria. Mason shouted from above. The water bent ominously under his feet as he tried to pull her out of the water, threatening to dunk him if he put any more weight on it. “I’m fine, I have water-“ Ria was ripped out of Will’s hand and disappeared under the surface of the water. An instant later, crabs were boiling under the surface of the water, right where she’d been. Will retreated back towards June before they could get a pincer on him, aiding her retreat towards the rope hanging from above. If necessary, Will was prepared to fling her up to the raft. Bee and Ria were…somewhat disposable, since Jean could make more, but June and Will didn’t have backup bodies, and they probably couldn’t keep the crabs at bay by themselves. Once they got far enough from where Ria and Bee fell through the water, Will re-upped the Homefield Advantage, creating a new patch of ice and debris to stand on. Will thought as crabs began boiling up the edge of the platform again. An instant later, a strange humanoid with a fish-tail launched itself up onto the ice, scattering the crabs. She bore a wounded human in her arms who- Bee shrank back to her normal size, the fish-tail disappearing even as she slashed around her with the phantom claws generated by the Gloves of ferocity. They’d chosen them for Jean to wear so that her offshoots had a weapon no matter what. Ria caught her footing, struggling through shivers as she tore apart the crabs around her, her half-shredded body mending itself in heartbeats. A pincer caught Ria’s ankle and she screamed in pain, but the wood-shearing strength of the pincer wasn’t enough to break her bone. She ripped off the creature’s arm before shredding its torso. A feat that will he couldn’t replicate. The Tangled girls seemed to enter a state of feral bliss over the next couple minutes, savagely destroying the things that hurt them until there were none left. Bee and Ria were the two with the biggest share of negative emotions, so they were the most eager to join combat. The crabs eventually slowed…then stopped, leaving Bee and Ria panting wildly as they scanned for more enemies. “We’re okay,” Will said, approaching them. “We’re done for now.” The two girls spotted him and seemed to come to, gathering themselves. Ria blushed and covered her partially shredded clothes with her hands. Will scanned the surroundings to make sure he was right and the fight was over. Will thought as he spotted Ria tying her shirt’s shoulder-strap back together, over the spot where she’d been missing a large chunk of shoulder. Over the next half hour, they guarded the area as gigantic pieces of wood were plucked from the water, shaped and plastered together by specially bred insects that could create a resin stronger than the wood itself, and waterproof, making it excellent for patching together their makeshift ship. Alicia watched out for kaiju-sized threats that might approach from below while Will and June poked through the edges of the flotsam, taking care of any crabs that hadn’t joined the initial swarm. One at a time they weren’t that much of a problem. Bee went with Will, Ria with June, each acting as muscle for the Party’s two scouts. The bones of their new ship were just starting to take shape in the sky when June called out, catching Will’s attention. “Hey, Alicia!” Will glanced up, spotting June waving at the raft high above them, her gaze fixed on the sky. “That cloud is moving against the wind!” She shouted, pointing at the sky above and behind their floating raft that bore the rest of the Party. Will followed her gaze and spotted a cloud that subtly stood out, the sun reflecting through it just a bit differently than the surrounding clouds. Not enough to stand out unless you had high Acuity and were looking for it. “Aw, shit,” Will muttered. Alicia turned around and directed her gaze for the first time since they’d arrived. He couldn’t hear what she said, but it looked like ‘oh, crap.’ Gaping maws with rows of serrated teeth emerged from the cloud, seemingly realizing their cover was blown.

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The Legend of William Oh
The Legend of William Oh Author:Macronomicon
Chapter 1: He who has no Class Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 2: Life Goals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 3: Hype Man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 4: Escape Room Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 5: Resourceful Climber Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 6: Attrition Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 7: Casualties Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 8: Establishing Quest Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 9: Spelunking Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 10: First Impressions Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 11: Fighting Retreat Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 12: Kingly Repose Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 13: Guy’s Shopping Trip Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 14: Promote Synergy! Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 15: Camel Abuse Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 16: Ants on a Log Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 17: Stoking The Fire Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 18: Run boy Run Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 19: 7th Time’s the Charm Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 20: Rent-a-miracle Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 21: No Refunds Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 22: An Expert Opinion Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 23: Ice Cave Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 24: Fancy Meeting You Here Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 25: Off-Build Relics Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 26: Cling-ons Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 27: Fame Attracts Crazy Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 28: Why Baker Girls Specifically Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 29: Boot Swap Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 30: The Dead City Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 31: Score of a Lifetime Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 32: Leadership Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 33: Splitting the Loot Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 34: Thorns Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 35: Don’t Forget The Kobold Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 36: Fancy Inn Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 37: Knowledge is Pain, Power, and Purpose Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 38: The Immediate Plan Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 39: Meet the Family Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 40: Sparring Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 41: Blue-fire Eyes Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 43: Build Tweaking Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 44: Floor 4 Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 47: Chain of Command Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 48: Grand…ish Strategy Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 49: Herding Cats Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 50: Do Your Thing Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 51: Relic Theft Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 52: build Theorizing Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 53: the Enemy of my Enemy is a Distraction Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 54: Akul, Metropolis of the 5th Floor Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 55: Bureaucratic Bullshit Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 56: Ear Collector Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 57: One Trick Pony Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 58: Cheaper by The Dozen Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 59: Akul has Everything Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 60: Willliam (Not a necromancer) Oh Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 61: New Loadout Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 62: Would the Real Phantom Thief Please Stand Up? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 63: Patience Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 64: Party Crashers Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 65: Psychic Chain Lightning Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 66: Boar Hunting Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 67: Boar Hunting (pt. 2) Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 68: Advice From The Baron Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 69: A Missed Opportunity Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 70: Round One Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 71: A race is run in an alley before the first step is taken Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 72: Round 2 Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 73: Round Three Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 74: Teaching Caution Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 75: Nothing Personal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 76: Hypothetical Countermeasures Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 77: New Blood Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 78: ‘Fencing’ Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 79: Prison Blues Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 80: Kicking Things Off Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 81: Dance with the Rotwitch Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 82: Bakers United Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 83: The Tournament’s Real Prize Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 84: Spoils of War Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 85: Spoils of War Pt. 2 Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 86: 6th Floor Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 87: That’s How You Get Crabs Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 88: Selachimorpha Cloud Formation Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 89: Gone Fishing Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ocean Life Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 92: Cracked Immortal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 94: Getting Crabs at The Brothel Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 95: Any Boat in a Storm Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 96: Gerrymandering Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 97: Strategy Meeting Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 98: Float On Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 99: Dictum of Sweet Dreams Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 100: Night Moves Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 101: Scripted Defeat Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 102: Interrogation Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 103: Getting the Hang of it Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 104: The Double Fakeout Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 105: Level 30 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 106: Blitz Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 107: Regroup Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 108: Hunted Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 109: Cat and Mouse Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 110: Blessed Steel Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 111: Love Letter From Holdna Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 112: Seeing a Friend Off Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 113: Re-equipping Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 114: Dangerous as They Say Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 115: Cheese Morale Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 116: Prophet of the End Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 117: Unearned Power Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 118: (Not) A Natural Born Fighter Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 119: Coiled Strike Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 120: Tricked Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 121: A Good Strategy is a Predictable one Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 122: Tricked You Back Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 123: Powerleveling Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 124: Six Piece Set Bonus Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 125: Pioneers Are Stupid Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 126: Getting Our Bearings Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 127: 7th Floor Bestiary Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 128: Wraith Vessel Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 129: Loth’s Build Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 130: Power-leveling Civilians Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 131: Training Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 132: Itty-bitty Little Snake Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 133: Youthful Competition Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 134: Prophesied Doom Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 135: Guy’s Night Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 136: ‘Good’ Luck Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 137: Ancient Temple of Steel Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 138: Silverdeath Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 139: Identity Crisis Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 140: Ethereal Metallic Slime Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 141: Distributing Wealth Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 142: Kill’em With Kindness Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 143: Clinging Falsehoods Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 144: 8th Floor Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 145: The Undead Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 146: Extravagant Mediocrity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 147: Night Terrors Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 148: Dangerous for Kobolds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 149: Take one Please Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 150: Thirty Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 151: Yeast-Master Will Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 152: Glorified Crossing Guard Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 153: Much Ado About Light Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 154: Fear is a Terrain Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 155: Deal with the Devil Sep 25th, 2025
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