Chapter 34: Thorns

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Mark Wyrd leaned forward on his mount and studied the city in the distance. Oilton. What a creative name for a place that produces oil from the inexhaustible landscape of the tower. He’d always expected his first Lordship to be something…grander, in one sense or another. He’d always pictured staking a claim on hostile wilderness on the eleventh Floor, fighting tooth and nail to advance civilization…or a golden city that gleamed in the morning sun, with very little in between. A quaint little oil-city in the meager third floor wasn’t exactly breaking ground in new exciting frontiers. Nor was it a river-spanning, gleaming center of civilization, like on the fifth Floor. Mark knew better than to complain, though. He had the required number of people, he had an empty plot. Like it or not, he’d be a Lord before the sun went down. There was just thing nagging him. “Where’s Ferole?” Mark asked after the assassin his father had sent to clear the way for him. “He should be back by now.” “I don’t know, Young Master.” Old Bron said. “I’m sure he has his reasons.” Mark shrugged. “Set a course for the water tanks. We may have to fight our way toward the objective.” Mark shifted in his saddle, his heart beat beginning to sound like a drum. He knew it was unlikely, but the possibility of actually having to for his Lordship had a certain charm. A certain sense of satisfaction that eluded him in his daily life. “As you wish,” Bron nodded, before turning back to the army following behind and organizing the assault. They organized their ash-striders into a line. Ash-striders were large lizards whose widely splayed feet were able to gain purchase on the omnipresent ash inside the third floor, as their namesake implied. Mark always found their gait to be incredibly silly, and riding them was an exercise in nausea. “Charge!” Bron shouted, and the Ash-striders began running, their limbs flopping out to the side, sending up sprays of ash and forcing their riders to sway violently side to side as they ran. But that speed made all the discomfort worth it. Some of the riders went through the gate, but others just had their mounts climb the walls, flowing straight over them like a conquering tide. Mark sent his own ash-strider over the wall for the sheer joy of it, holding tight to the reins as his weight settled into the saddle’s restraints. A moment later, he joined the others at the top of the wall, primed to combat thousands of Tangled. They were disappointed. There were human corpses lining the streets, like they’d been briefed, but the flood of Tangled that they’d been expecting failed to manifest. In fact, there were Tangled corpses strewn about the city, their distinctive features corrupted by Miasmatic Putrefaction. In a matter of minutes, they confirmed that not a single Tangled remained alive. Mark stifled a sigh before it happened. It seemed that Father’s personal assassin had come, done his job and then left on more important matters. “Thank goodness,” Old Bron said, wiping sweat from his forehead as they rode through the streets. In light of the circumstances, they had changed their destination from the water tanks to the Lord’s castle, where Mark would gain his first real command. The castle was silent and foreboding, the gate was barred and they were forced to ride over thw wall and tear apart the makeshift barricade. The barricade itself was torn apart where a Tangled had pushed through it, but it was still a nuisance. That was a good thing, because Mark needed the city to be completely empty to stake a claim on it. Mark noted as they rode in the main entrance hall. There was even a hole in the side of the castle tower where someone or something had broken it in the battle. They stabled their mounts and made their way the throne hall, and right away, something was off. “Where are all the bodies?” Mark asked, scanning the room. “Survivors?” “Looters, more like,” Old Bron said, studying the environment and pointing to where empty sockets in the furniture presumably bore gold and gems. He sniffed. “Kobolds. Be cautious of traps.” Mark clicked his tongue as his humble beginnings became even humble. That meant that there were probably some doors with rusty blades rigged to pop out and skewer your foot, or other petty nonsense. The last thing Mark wanted was to get a finger chopped off when he was opening up his new desk. “Gentlemen,” Mark said, turning to the twelve young CLimbers who had been selected to become his first Vassals. “Swear your fealty to me.” Old Bron looked like he wanted to say something, as Mark had skipped a large portion of the grandstanding and speech that had been laid out for him, but the old man held his tongue. As one, the climbers went down on one knee. “We pledge our life to your service as Vassals, as witnessed by The Tower.” They said as one. If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. Mark thought, striding up the stairs to the throne and taking the throne overlooking his new responsibility. Mark thought, eyeballing the throne’s arm as he sat down ***William Oh*** “You were right,” Travis said, his face morphed into a scowl. “I often am,” Loth replied. “Those are the standards of the Wyrd family,” Travis pointed out the green and cream standards with the weird symbol. “Is that why their standard is Weird?” Will asked. Everyone looked at him. “Get it? The Wyrd’s family crest is we-“ “Yes, we got it,” Loth interjected. “There’s only one way they could have an army here within a week of the city falling: And that’s if they already had one ready to go before the city fell. They orchestrated this.” Travis said. “It’s complicated isn’t it?” Will asked. “You’re pissed they took your family from you and grateful you’ll never have to deal with them again.” For an instant, Travis looked like he was going to lose it, but he sighed. “Yeah…it’s complicated. Still gonna kill as many of them as I can, though, and…” He glanced down at his boots. “I predict some financial distress from this situation. Can I trade the boots and cloak. back for the cash?” “Nope,” Will replied, perfectly happy with his five hundred Ivory. “Damnit.” Travis grumbled. “Now sit back and watch how Loth handles these bastards.” Will said, taking a seat on the rugged mountaintop overlooking the city. A few minutes later, a light began to blink on the top of the water tower. “Looks like the trap there caught someone,” Will mused, watching the amount of steam billowing off the engines begin gradually increasing, subtly raising the pressure in the oil lines. About half an hour later, Will and Loth were discussing Build strategy when Oilton exploded. It started with the castle, which erupted with burning oil as the over-pressured main line ruptured directly underneath it. The castle shattered, boulders of flaming rock going every direction as a fireball that dwarfed the mountain they sat on rose into the sky. Will could feel the heat. Then it spread to the rest of the town as those flaming boulders landed in the streets, rupturing more and more oil lines, flooding the streets with flaming oil, engulfing the entire city in choking smoke and hellfire, a scene straight out of a nightmare. “Great One…” Grak said, his eyes white all the way around. A loud noise right beside Will made him flinch. The small army of humans, Kobolds, and Jibleya started at the explosion in their midst. Will looked over and saw Loth teetering backwards, his clothes burned away and his scales on fire. Will lunged forward and caught him before he hit the ground, ignoring the fire crawling up his arm. Loth’s scales were burning away, as if being subjected to a monstrous heat that seemed to radiate directly from his skin. “Loth, what happened!?” Will asked, but Loth was unresponsive. “HEALTH POTION!” he snapped at Travis. Rich kids could afford Health Potions. Travis reached into his satchel and whipped a red ampule through the air to Will. Will caught it and snapped off the top before dumping it on Loth’s body. The healing happened first where you put the potion, and the damage was- “Get it in his mouth! He needs to breathe!” Carrie said, kneeling down beside Loth and dumping one of her own in his mouth. Loth let out a harsh cough filled with smoke and the stench of burning meat, followed by a gasp for air. “What happened!?” Will demanded, standing. “Thorn effect!” Travis said. “The Wyrd family is known for it.” “And you didn’t us!?” Will shouted. “I have never in my heard of Thorns triggering from indirect damage!” Travis shouted back. “Well, you just it!” “Hey, umm…” Brianna interrupted them. “Is that a problem?” In the distance, a single flaming figure had stepped outside the burning city and was sprinting at ungodly speed towards their mountaintop lookout. Will came to a decision. “You want that money back?” Will said, grabbing his sack of Ivory and offering it to Travis. “Give me the rest of your health potions and do your Class proud.” He nodded toward the streak of fire headed towards them. “…Deal,” Travis said, snagging the bag out of Will’s hand before reaching into his satchel and tossing another three red ampules his direction. Travis began to sprint downhill, and Will made to break the rest of the ampules, when Carrie stopped him. “You need to stagger them. He’s still burning. If the effect runs out before stops taking damage,” She nodded towards the flaming figure below them, “Loth will die.” “Even then, he’ll need a healer, the damage is far too extensive for a simple healing potion.” Will had a healer on tap to the southeast, where Steve was supposed to meet them at their original destination. “Hey, you giant cunt!” Will faintly heard Travis’s voice in the distance, followed by the jingle-jangle of his annoying whip. “My name is Travis Oilton, and I just ruined your day! Whaddyagonna do about it!?” Will glanced up from Loth and saw the massive explosion of fog from the Cloak of Misty Escape. An instant later, Travis shot out of the side of the cloud like a bolt of lightning. “That cloud is blocking his view of us too,” Will said, lifting his burning teammate in the crook of his left arm, ignoring the pain as his clothes began to singe. “We need to move.” Carrie and Bri nodded, following him as he began to sprint down the side of the mountain. Loth gasped and caught on fire. Will broke an ampule and poured it down Loth’s throat as he ran, attempting to smother the fire as best as he could without slowing down. Even sprinting at his top speed the entire time, Will didn’t think he could get Loth to the Stronghold any sooner than an hour. Will tried targeting the distant stronghold with his Gravity Charge, but it fizzled. Whether it was out of range, out of sight, or just because he didn’t know exactly where it was or what it looked like, it didn’t matter. Will didn’t have a free hand, holding the remaining health potions in his hand, so he shot a bullet out of his Phantom Hand at the next mountain and targeted it with Gravity Charge. Will lifted off the ground, Loth’s weight providing only meager resistance as he began falling towards the bullet flying into the distance. He drew a long arc through the air, following the bullet’s arc until finally landing on the opposite mountain some thirty seconds later, a tremendous shock travelling up his knees, dampened from painful to tolerable by the Combat Platforms. He’d gone maybe half a mile by cutting across the valley. Bri and Cassie sprinted along behind him, desperately trying to keep up. A bolt of inspiration struck him. “Why, did, you, stop?” Carrie asked, panting as she reached the top of the mountain. “I think I can get Loth to the Stronghold fast, but I’m going to have to leave you behind to do it,” Will said. “Do what you gotta do,” Carrie gasped. “I’ll keep Bri safe.” Brianna nodded, giving Will a push forward. Will nodded, then targeted Phantom Hand with Gravity Charge. Will’s feet left the ground as he angled the Phantom hand forward and up about fifteen degrees…and kept it there. The faster he went, the faster Phantom Hand went to keep pace as he and Loth fell into the sky, never slowing down or arcing, instead drawing a perfectly straight line through the sky. In retrospect, he should’ve juked a bit. Will reached the speed of a falling stone, then kept speeding up far beyond that as the wildly more potent draw of Gravity Charge tried to catch up with the Phantom Hand, which could never tire. Will’s primary Ability was acting like the mechanical hare in those dog races in the capital he’d heard of. He had no idea how fast he was going, but the landscape slid by underneath him, and the wind was so strong that his clothes whipped painfully against his skin, as if lashing him to go faster. It was only thanks to his goat mask that Will was able to keep his eyes open at all. He could do this forty-seven seconds at a time, far, faster than a man had any right to move, faster than stone falling from a clear sky. Something pulled tight around his ankle and nearly pulled his leg off, whipping him straight down to smash into the ashen ground, creating an impact crater around where he’d cradled Loth’s body. “Looks like we got the right one,” The Climber bandits said, looming over him as he rolled away from Loth’s fire-ravaged body. Will looked up at the blood-red sun, and the two ugly faces peering down at him. His entire body was a blossoming bruise, and moving seemed ill-advised. Sёarᴄh the nôvel_Fire.ηet website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. There was a single unbroken Health Potion in his hand. “Where’s the girl you stole, goat-boy?” The bandit said, kneeling down beside Will’s supine form.

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The Legend of William Oh
The Legend of William Oh Author:Macronomicon
Chapter 1: He who has no Class Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 2: Life Goals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 3: Hype Man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 4: Escape Room Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 5: Resourceful Climber Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 6: Attrition Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 7: Casualties Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 8: Establishing Quest Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 9: Spelunking Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 10: First Impressions Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 11: Fighting Retreat Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 12: Kingly Repose Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 13: Guy’s Shopping Trip Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 14: Promote Synergy! Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 15: Camel Abuse Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 16: Ants on a Log Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 17: Stoking The Fire Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 18: Run boy Run Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 19: 7th Time’s the Charm Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 20: Rent-a-miracle Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 21: No Refunds Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 22: An Expert Opinion Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 23: Ice Cave Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 24: Fancy Meeting You Here Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 25: Off-Build Relics Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 26: Cling-ons Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 27: Fame Attracts Crazy Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 28: Why Baker Girls Specifically Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 29: Boot Swap Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 30: The Dead City Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 31: Score of a Lifetime Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 32: Leadership Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 33: Splitting the Loot Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 34: Thorns Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 35: Don’t Forget The Kobold Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 36: Fancy Inn Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 37: Knowledge is Pain, Power, and Purpose Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 38: The Immediate Plan Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 39: Meet the Family Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 40: Sparring Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 41: Blue-fire Eyes Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 43: Build Tweaking Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 44: Floor 4 Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 47: Chain of Command Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 48: Grand…ish Strategy Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 49: Herding Cats Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 50: Do Your Thing Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 51: Relic Theft Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 52: build Theorizing Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 53: the Enemy of my Enemy is a Distraction Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 54: Akul, Metropolis of the 5th Floor Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 55: Bureaucratic Bullshit Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 56: Ear Collector Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 57: One Trick Pony Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 58: Cheaper by The Dozen Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 59: Akul has Everything Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 60: Willliam (Not a necromancer) Oh Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 61: New Loadout Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 62: Would the Real Phantom Thief Please Stand Up? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 63: Patience Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 64: Party Crashers Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 65: Psychic Chain Lightning Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 66: Boar Hunting Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 67: Boar Hunting (pt. 2) Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 68: Advice From The Baron Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 69: A Missed Opportunity Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 70: Round One Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 71: A race is run in an alley before the first step is taken Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 72: Round 2 Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 73: Round Three Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 74: Teaching Caution Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 75: Nothing Personal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 76: Hypothetical Countermeasures Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 77: New Blood Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 78: ‘Fencing’ Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 79: Prison Blues Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 80: Kicking Things Off Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 81: Dance with the Rotwitch Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 82: Bakers United Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 83: The Tournament’s Real Prize Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 84: Spoils of War Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 85: Spoils of War Pt. 2 Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 86: 6th Floor Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 87: That’s How You Get Crabs Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 88: Selachimorpha Cloud Formation Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 89: Gone Fishing Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ocean Life Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 92: Cracked Immortal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 94: Getting Crabs at The Brothel Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 95: Any Boat in a Storm Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 96: Gerrymandering Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 97: Strategy Meeting Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 98: Float On Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 99: Dictum of Sweet Dreams Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 100: Night Moves Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 101: Scripted Defeat Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 102: Interrogation Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 103: Getting the Hang of it Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 104: The Double Fakeout Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 105: Level 30 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 106: Blitz Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 107: Regroup Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 108: Hunted Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 109: Cat and Mouse Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 110: Blessed Steel Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 111: Love Letter From Holdna Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 112: Seeing a Friend Off Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 113: Re-equipping Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 114: Dangerous as They Say Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 115: Cheese Morale Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 116: Prophet of the End Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 117: Unearned Power Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 118: (Not) A Natural Born Fighter Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 119: Coiled Strike Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 120: Tricked Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 121: A Good Strategy is a Predictable one Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 122: Tricked You Back Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 123: Powerleveling Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 124: Six Piece Set Bonus Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 125: Pioneers Are Stupid Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 126: Getting Our Bearings Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 127: 7th Floor Bestiary Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 128: Wraith Vessel Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 129: Loth’s Build Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 130: Power-leveling Civilians Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 131: Training Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 132: Itty-bitty Little Snake Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 133: Youthful Competition Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 134: Prophesied Doom Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 135: Guy’s Night Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 136: ‘Good’ Luck Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 137: Ancient Temple of Steel Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 138: Silverdeath Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 139: Identity Crisis Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 140: Ethereal Metallic Slime Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 141: Distributing Wealth Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 142: Kill’em With Kindness Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 143: Clinging Falsehoods Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 144: 8th Floor Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 145: The Undead Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 146: Extravagant Mediocrity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 147: Night Terrors Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 148: Dangerous for Kobolds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 149: Take one Please Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 150: Thirty Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 151: Yeast-Master Will Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 152: Glorified Crossing Guard Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 153: Much Ado About Light Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 154: Fear is a Terrain Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 155: Deal with the Devil Sep 25th, 2025
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