Chapter 92: Cracked Immortal

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A wet cough erupted from Will as he limped along the pier, followed by a sharp pain through his chest that froze him in place until he remembered how to breathe. Will gingerly poked his ribs, trying not to aggravate the shallow cuts covering the majority of his body. They had just finished scabbing up. With that in mind, Will ran his tongue along a couple teeth that were wiggling a bit more than they should, spitting the coppery blood welling up into his sleeve. Rule #1: don’t bleed into the ocean. “You gonna live?” A reedy voice asked, prompting Will to glance up, Phantom Hand poised to take the man’s head off with a cannonball. A bar brawl is one thing, but following him into the dark of night… Will relaxed when he recognized the emaciated, homeless fellow from before, rather than a Party leader with a grudge. The men at The Bridge had actually all seemed in pretty good spirits when Will had left, lots of drinks and back-slaps and un-requested shots of liquor dumped over his wounds to ‘sanitize’ them. Aside from that, and the horrible pain he was currently in, it really had been a great time. The single lesson he’d received from Bakton had opened his eyes to a flow that he hadn’t been able to perceive before and prepared him to deal with the vast majority of Climbers without too much trouble. “Yeah, I’ll live.” Will wobbled in place for a moment before using Phantom Hand as a cane, pressing back against his hand to stabilize himself. “Here, let me,” the emaciate man said, putting Will’s truncated arm over his shoulder and tottering forward in lockstep. “Thanks,” Will said as they resumed walking through the pre-dawn light. “…What do you want?” “What?” The man scoffed. “Me? Want something? I’m just a humble- all right, fine. I do want something.” “What’s that? Drinking money?” “I wouldn’t say no to that, but I’m after something a little…harder to acquire.” “And what’s that?” The grey-eyed man glanced over at him, searching Will’s expression for a moment before pointing up. “On a certain Floor above us, is an object I really want.” “And what do you expect from me?” “Well, you’re the guy.” Will raised a brow. “You know… The once-in-a-thousand-years legend. The one with the best shot of making it to the top. Did they not teach you this in school? The emaciated man frowned and mumbled to himself. “I thought they taught that in school? They taught my kids that. Was that a different coil? Shit, is Jacob dead? No, I just saw him the other day… is a day one revolution of the sun, or one winter, or one coil? No, it’s probably not a coil, that seems like a lot…” RаNỐ₿È???? Will frowned as the emaciated man began muttering, staring straight down with a vacant look in his eyes. “…Who do you think I am?” He asked. “Ummm…” Will waited for a solid ten seconds before giving him the answer. “William….” ‘William… The emaciated man repeated after him. Oh.” Will finished. “Right. Yes. I heard your larger-than-life legends and I knew you were destined for great things.” “You’ve never heard of me before.” Will said. “I’ve never heard of you before.” The emaciated man admitted. Will thought. This man didn’t know Will, but he had known enough to know about the overblown legends. Typically he might’ve fallen in the category of con men who simply praise every newcomer they meet as the ‘chosen one’ until they can take what they want and cut loose. But he wasn’t slick enough to be a con-artist. If anything, he seemed like a dog that had been beaten too many times. Hunched over and self-blaming. “What’s your name?” Will asked. “Reese. Probably. Maybe.” A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. “And how did you wind up here?” “Well, I got swept up with Mark Wyrd’s Party as they left Akul, and they cut me loose here a couple years ago.” “A couple years ago?” will asked. “Decades?” Reese said with a shrug. “I dunno, I just remember getting shanghaied by them on the Ocean Floor, meeting a girl, starting a family here and being an exotic fisherman and my granddaughter took over the family business when-ah, shit, different coil. It was days. I’ve only been here like a couple days. I think.” Will asked the obvious question. “What is a coil?” “You know…when all human civilization gets wiped out and The Tower adds a floor and everyone starts over from scratch. You know. A Coil. Happens like every year. Don’t they teach that in school? I guess school gets destroyed too…” Reese got a vacant expression on his face. Will thought back to Baron Akul’s ominous observations on the gradually worsening situation in the Tower as Lords died faster than they could be replaced. “…How old are you?” Reese gave a small squeak and shrugged. Will saw the morning light beginning to touch the tops of the surrounding ships, and he knew he was going to get an earful from Loth. “I have a thousand questions for you, but right now, I only want the answer to two things:” Will said. “Number one: Tell me exactly what the item you want is. Number two: tell me exactly what you are going to pay for it.” Reese took a deep breath. “Okay. I want access to a System Administrator panel that will allow me to revoke my protections and finally shuffle off this mortal coil. I think we made some in the high-tech coil.” “And how I will pay for it: I have personally witnessed more Floors than anyone alive. I’ve studied the pattern. I’m betting that above the tenth Floor, information is limited about hazards and points of interest and such. I can help with that.” Will decided to test him. First he’d ask about this floor and a few of the ones that came before to figure out what it looked like when Reese was telling the truth, then move on to the higher floors. “Alright, what’s the major hazard on this floor?” Will asked, expecting something along the lines of ‘leviathan’ or ‘skyshark’ “Secret society of fish people.” “What?” Will asked. “What?” Reese asked with a frown. “There are no fish people on this floor.” It was entirely environmental hazards like storms, and mindless monsters that tried to eat anything they could get their mouths around. At least according to Steve. “Shhhh….” Reese put a crusty finger to his lips, glancing around suspiciously before lowering his voice. “That’s what the fish people want you to think. I only found out about them when I got blown off course while fishing yesterday and sailed into the wrong port under the cover of darkness. I saw the some of the local powers making deals with them. Horrifying deals.” “You sure it was yesterday?” Will asked. “…no.” “…Okay, you can come with me for now.” Will said. There was something about the matter-of-fact way that Reese spoke that made Will stop and take notice. He wasn’t exaggerating, he was spilling what he perceived to be the absolute truth in the disjointed, stream-of-consciousness manner a person would if they were musing to themselves. There was no sign of deception. And that made Will’s hackles stand on end. Either this man was telling the truth, haphazardly spilling secrets that could shake The Tower to its core…or he was so Cracked that he needed adult supervision. Will almost toppled over as Reese let go of his arm and turned to grovel in front of him. “Oh, thank you! You won’t regret this, Mr. Gandr!” “Oh.” Will said. “Eh?” “Mr. Oh.” “s’wat I said.” Reese said, getting back under Will’s arm and helping him stagger towards the warehouse dock, where Shimmer was tied up. In a matter of minutes, Will was back on the ship, being hosed down on the deck while the Bakers attended to his wounds. Sadly, he couldn’t enjoy the proximity to multiple Anna’s doting on him simultaneously because he was also getting chewed out by Loth at the same time. “I expected to make trouble while he was out, not you!” Loth said, hands on her hips. “Hey.” Travis grunted, glancing up from where he was eating blueberry ice. A specialty of the druids on the more central barges. Tasty and prevented heatstroke and scurvy. Not that they had to worry about heatstroke this time of year. “I didn’t make trouble,” Will said, wincing as Anna # 2 scrubbed his cuts with soap and boiled water. “I got jumped by half the bar because my name got out.” “What?” Loth’s eyes narrowed. “Don’t kill them.” Loth clenched her jaw and glanced aside. “Don’t do it.” Loth heaved a sigh. “Foo.” “If anything I saved us a ton of trouble by getting all the Party Leader fights out of the way at the same time. I’m very solidly in the pecking order now. Near the top, too. They even said they were gonna have to change laws because of me. How cool is that?” “You can’t possibly have won. The fights are to first blood, aren’t they? You’re a mess.” Loth gestured at him. “You look you went through a meatgrinder,” Anna#3 said, following behind her clone with salve to seal the wounds. “I challenged the entire bar to a fight. If there are no neutral observers, then no one can objectively say who got cut when and by what. They only realized this after I’d already took out a few of them, took my first hit and kept fighting. It was technically a draw, but it was a 50-on-1 draw, so…they were impressed.” “Alright, then what about him?” Loth asked, pointing at Reese, who was coiling some ropes, peering down at them with dissatisfaction. “Experienced sailor and fisherman.” Will lied. “I figured we could use someone who actually knows the Floor.” Will tapped on Loth’s hand with Phantom Hand, indicating they would talk about it more later. “I been fishing longer than you’ve been alive.” Reese said. “Jason, can you help me seal the ends of these ropes? Whoever did it didn’t know what they were doing.” Mason glanced around, realizing Reese was looking at him. “My name’s Mason.” “Right. Right… would you mind helping me with a bit of sizzle?” he wiggled his fingers. Loth glanced back at Will, a single scaly eyebrow cocked. He knew the ruse was already shredded by Loth, so he’d have to clue her in, but the others could just assume he was a weird old man with poor memory for names and faces. “Incidentally, I want to discuss our plans for the next outing.” Will said, standing and donning a fresh shirt once Anna #3 finished sealing the last wound. Anna and Loth clicked their tongues. “Loth, if you would.” Will motioned towards their offices. “Of course.” Together the two of them entered Loth’s office, pried open a hatch in the floor and then entered a pitch back crawlspace, sneaking their way to the back of the ship before they spoke. “Why does he know Mason’s Ability and his name?” Loth whispered. “Did you tell him?” Sёarᴄh the NôvelFire(.)net website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. “No. I honestly don’t know.” Will whispered. “I’m waffling between him being Cracked, and him being some kind of immortal. Some of the things he says…” “What if it’s both?” Loth asked. “Could be. He’s offered to give us critical insider information on each floor in exchange for taking him up with us until he finds a way to kill himself.” “How do we know he’s not just lying?” Loth asked. “Well, we could just kill him. If he dies… then it’s the former. Just doesn’t feel right, though. Reese mentioned something about a secret society of fish people pulling the strings of The Flotilla from the shadows. Sounds pretty crazy, but if it checks out…” “Verify that, and he stays.” Loth surmised. “For this floor anyway,” Will whispered back. “You know…we haven’t gone out for a nighttime walk together since the Church of Granesh.” Loth said. “Loth the Luminary. Are you asking me out on a date?” Will whispered in mock shock. “If by ‘date’, you mean ‘reconnaissance mission’, then yes.”

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Contents
The Legend of William Oh
The Legend of William Oh Author:Macronomicon
Chapter 1: He who has no Class Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 2: Life Goals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 3: Hype Man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 4: Escape Room Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 5: Resourceful Climber Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 6: Attrition Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 7: Casualties Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 8: Establishing Quest Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 9: Spelunking Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 10: First Impressions Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 11: Fighting Retreat Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 12: Kingly Repose Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 13: Guy’s Shopping Trip Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 14: Promote Synergy! Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 15: Camel Abuse Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 16: Ants on a Log Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 17: Stoking The Fire Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 18: Run boy Run Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 19: 7th Time’s the Charm Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 20: Rent-a-miracle Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 21: No Refunds Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 22: An Expert Opinion Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 23: Ice Cave Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 24: Fancy Meeting You Here Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 25: Off-Build Relics Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 26: Cling-ons Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 27: Fame Attracts Crazy Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 28: Why Baker Girls Specifically Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 29: Boot Swap Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 30: The Dead City Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 31: Score of a Lifetime Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 32: Leadership Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 33: Splitting the Loot Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 34: Thorns Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 35: Don’t Forget The Kobold Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 36: Fancy Inn Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 37: Knowledge is Pain, Power, and Purpose Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 38: The Immediate Plan Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 39: Meet the Family Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 40: Sparring Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 41: Blue-fire Eyes Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 42: Infiltrator and Saboteur go for a Walk Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 43: Build Tweaking Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 44: Floor 4 Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ambush Ethics Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 46: Three For the Price of One Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 47: Chain of Command Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 48: Grand…ish Strategy Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 49: Herding Cats Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 50: Do Your Thing Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 51: Relic Theft Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 52: build Theorizing Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 53: the Enemy of my Enemy is a Distraction Sep 16th, 2025
Chapter 54: Akul, Metropolis of the 5th Floor Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 55: Bureaucratic Bullshit Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 56: Ear Collector Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 57: One Trick Pony Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 58: Cheaper by The Dozen Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 59: Akul has Everything Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 60: Willliam (Not a necromancer) Oh Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 61: New Loadout Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 62: Would the Real Phantom Thief Please Stand Up? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 63: Patience Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 64: Party Crashers Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 65: Psychic Chain Lightning Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 66: Boar Hunting Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 67: Boar Hunting (pt. 2) Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 68: Advice From The Baron Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 69: A Missed Opportunity Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 70: Round One Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 71: A race is run in an alley before the first step is taken Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 72: Round 2 Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 73: Round Three Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 74: Teaching Caution Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 75: Nothing Personal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 76: Hypothetical Countermeasures Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 77: New Blood Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 78: ‘Fencing’ Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 79: Prison Blues Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 80: Kicking Things Off Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 81: Dance with the Rotwitch Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 82: Bakers United Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 83: The Tournament’s Real Prize Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 84: Spoils of War Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 85: Spoils of War Pt. 2 Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 86: 6th Floor Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 87: That’s How You Get Crabs Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 88: Selachimorpha Cloud Formation Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 89: Gone Fishing Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ocean Life Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 92: Cracked Immortal Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 94: Getting Crabs at The Brothel Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 95: Any Boat in a Storm Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 96: Gerrymandering Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 97: Strategy Meeting Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 98: Float On Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 99: Dictum of Sweet Dreams Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 100: Night Moves Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 101: Scripted Defeat Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 102: Interrogation Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 103: Getting the Hang of it Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 104: The Double Fakeout Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 105: Level 30 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 106: Blitz Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 107: Regroup Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 108: Hunted Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 109: Cat and Mouse Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 110: Blessed Steel Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 111: Love Letter From Holdna Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 112: Seeing a Friend Off Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 113: Re-equipping Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 114: Dangerous as They Say Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 115: Cheese Morale Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 116: Prophet of the End Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 117: Unearned Power Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 118: (Not) A Natural Born Fighter Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 119: Coiled Strike Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 120: Tricked Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 121: A Good Strategy is a Predictable one Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 122: Tricked You Back Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 123: Powerleveling Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 124: Six Piece Set Bonus Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 125: Pioneers Are Stupid Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 126: Getting Our Bearings Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 127: 7th Floor Bestiary Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 128: Wraith Vessel Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 129: Loth’s Build Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 130: Power-leveling Civilians Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 131: Training Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 132: Itty-bitty Little Snake Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 133: Youthful Competition Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 134: Prophesied Doom Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 135: Guy’s Night Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 136: ‘Good’ Luck Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 137: Ancient Temple of Steel Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 138: Silverdeath Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 139: Identity Crisis Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 140: Ethereal Metallic Slime Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 141: Distributing Wealth Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 142: Kill’em With Kindness Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 143: Clinging Falsehoods Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 144: 8th Floor Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 145: The Undead Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 146: Extravagant Mediocrity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 147: Night Terrors Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 148: Dangerous for Kobolds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 149: Take one Please Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 150: Thirty Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 151: Yeast-Master Will Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 152: Glorified Crossing Guard Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 153: Much Ado About Light Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 154: Fear is a Terrain Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 155: Deal with the Devil Sep 25th, 2025
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