Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai'an a Ticking Time Bomb?

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Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai'an a Ticking Time Bomb? "Amitabha, boundless longevity and fortune, Amen... Benefactor Fish, this humble one knows that you have already taken on a demonic form. To prevent you from bringing disaster upon the world, today, I shall uphold the will of the heavens!" Chen Huai'an bowed three times to the still-living ten-pound bighead carp on the cutting board. Then, he took out a Thunderfire Talisman tied to a clothes-drying rod—precautionary measures to avoid blowing off his own hand when activating it. "My apologies!" As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Huai'an pressed down on the drying rod, his eyes flashing with determination. He silently recited, Snap! The bighead carp flopped once on the cutting board, its eyes widening. Nothing happened. Chen Huai'an fell silent, tilting his head at a dramatic forty-five-degree angle to gaze at the ceiling, his expression full of melancholy. At the dining table, Baji stared blankly at Chen Huai'an's bizarre behavior, utterly confused. "Oh, I see now." Chen Huai'an smacked his forehead. "You have to hold the talisman in hand to activate it. Alright then..." Steeling himself, he grabbed the Thunderfire Talisman and pressed it directly onto the fish. The fish thrashed violently. Nothing happened. Chen Huai'an: "..." Baji: "..." The black cat couldn't comprehend it. If this guy really wanted to kill the fish, why wasn't he infusing the talisman with Spiritual Qi? Did he not know that activating a talisman required Spiritual Qi infusion? All set-trigger talismans worked the same way: They either triggered automatically when sensing demonic aura, killing intent, ghostly energy, or malicious intent.Or the user had to manually activate them with Spiritual Qi. Could it be… this guy doesn't know that? Baji stared at Chen Huai'an's back, as if he could see a sinister, scheming smile on his face. Baji took slow, cautious steps backward, retreating into the shadows. It was done. The fear was unbearable. When would this paranoid nightmare finally end? Only Spiritual Qi brought it some measure of comfort. It had already done its best to learn the ways of a cat, but pretending to be an actual housecat required far too much effort. At any moment, it could slip up and reveal itself. Like just now. "...Forget it. I really am just a superhuman. A mere superhuman." Chen Huai'an shook his head, sighed, and found a basin to hold the bighead carp. He filled it with water and placed the whole thing on the windowsill. ṙάN????????Èȿ The basin was a bit small, leaving half of the fish's tail sticking out. But beggars couldn’t be choosers. At least it was still alive. "Baji, such a big fish, and you’re not interested?" He turned to look at the black cat in surprise. Ever since Baji recovered from its injuries, it had been acting incredibly suspicious. Almost like… a paranoid madman. Baji stiffened at his words, then scrambled onto the windowsill and started licking the fish’s tail like crazy—all while sneaking glances at Chen Huai'an's face. Chen Huai'an: "..." This cat… was not normal. Shaking his head with a chuckle, he decided to ignore both the bighead carp and Baji. He also failed to notice: The Spiritual Qi from the Nine-Turn Spirit Orchid was slowly seeping into the room, permeating his skin. It became nourishment for both his cancer cells and his normal body cells and bones. Baji was actively absorbing Spiritual Qi. The previously half-dead fish near the flower pot was calming down and no longer flipping belly-up. Subtle changes were happening. Chen Huai'an simply opened his Virtual Girlfriend game. He could finally teach Li Qingran how to practice swordsmanship. Under a poplar tree, a burly middle-aged man with a scruffy beard scanned the surroundings anxiously. "Lao Li, where’s that young man you mentioned?" "He said he was going to the market. By now, he’s probably already bought his groceries and gone home." The bearded man panicked. "Then why didn’t you keep an eye on him?" Old Man Li rolled his eyes. "You told me to stay put! How was I supposed to keep an eye on him? You think I can clone myself?" The bearded man opened his mouth but sighed in resignation. "Fine, let’s check the sword marks first." Old Man Li led the way as they circled the old poplar tree—once, twice, over and over again. Finally, they stopped beneath the tree, staring at the trunk in stunned silence. It seemed like they were struggling to process what they were seeing. After a long moment, Old Man Li turned to the bearded man. "Well? What do you think?" The bearded man’s face darkened. "...Hard to say." "Hard to say?" "Yeah, I'm only at Master Rank, what the hell do I know?" "So you're saying this kid's sword strike was beyond Soldier Rank?" The bearded man fell silent. Old Li, seeing his constipated expression, also fell into silence. General Rank? Unthinkable. Even Soldier Rank was already ridiculous. "Old Li, remember last year when Wang Laohu poached someone from our province?" The bearded man's eyes flickered with recollection as he rested a hand on the tree trunk before continuing, "That kid was originally a video content creator—just messing around with old-school sword techniques for fun. But when Spiritual Qi Revival hit, those sword techniques suddenly became second nature to him overnight. When he was tested at the Demon Slayer Bureau, he immediately ranked top-tier Master Rank." "I heard that this year, he's already at Soldier Rank and has taken care of more than a dozen high-difficulty cases. His fame is skyrocketing… But even so, he can barely unleash Sword Qi. The power of his attacks? Honestly, it’s not even as good as when he just swings the sword normally." "I know. That ungrateful bastard." Old Li snorted, clenching his fist, eyes flashing with anger. He would never forget that betrayal. Wu Haiting. Sёarᴄh the Nôvelƒire.net website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. He had personally guided that kid in comprehending sword techniques. But the moment he saw an opportunity for more money, he abandoned them, letting the neighboring province’s Demon Slayer Bureau snatch him up. C Province’s Demon Slayer Bureau had invested a ton of resources in his training, only for another province to reap all the rewards. As a result, their department had been struggling for the past two years. Not enough high-rankers, poor performance, sluggish response times to cases—sometimes, they even had to beg headquarters to send reinforcements from other regions. The embarrassment was secondary. The real tragedy was the number of civilians killed by monsters because they lacked a high-ranking slayer. If they had even one Soldier Rank expert, things wouldn’t be this bad. "That's why, Old Li, we must bring this young man into the Demon Slayer Bureau!" The bearded man grabbed Old Li’s hand, speaking with urgency. "Last month, we lost several good kids. Right now, there are fewer than twenty active demon slayers left!" "I can’t promise anything." Old Li sighed, shaking his head wearily. "I get why you’re desperate, but we can’t rush this. First, I don’t even know where he lives. Second, I’ve only met him a few times—I have no idea what kind of person he really is. "If this kid has truly mastered Sword Qi, none of us combined would be a match for him. Have you forgotten about that rogue Awakener back in Year 31? Look how much slaughter he caused! We still haven’t caught him! "And why? Because we underestimated the risk, overestimated his humanity, and misjudged his ambitions." The bearded man fell silent again. He couldn’t deny it. With their current capabilities, they wouldn't be able to control an Awakener who had fully mastered Sword Qi. Sure, guns and explosives could still threaten most Awakeners… But once someone reached Master Rank, they developed an instinctive danger sense, making them significantly harder to shoot. Soldier Rank Awakeners? As long as they weren’t caught in heavy gunfire, they could use cover and survive most firearm attacks. And General Rank? They could parry bullets with a sword. "I get it." The bearded man took a deep breath. "I was being impatient. Old Li, here’s the plan—you keep in contact with that young man. Find a way to test his character. If he checks out, we can slowly introduce him to the Demon Slayer Bureau and feel him out." "Sounds reasonable." Old Li nodded. Since Chen Huai'an was interested in sword techniques and ancient martial arts, he figured the young man would eventually return to this place. They’d have another chance to meet, and when that happened, he’d try to find out where he lived. That way, tracking him down later would be easier. With their discussion over, the bearded man hailed a cab back to the Demon Slayer Bureau. But he barely sat down before his phone started vibrating. Glancing at the caller ID, he immediately answered. "BOSS! WE HAVE A SITUATION!" The voice on the other end was frantic. "A civilian demon slayer just reported that there are suspected Grade A monsters in Tianfu City—TWO of them!" "Two Grade A?!" The bearded man’s face changed. His fist clenched. "Got it! I’m coming back immediately!" He hung up. Through the taxi window, he looked at the towering city skyline. His brows furrowed. Outside, the streets were bustling—cars honking, pedestrians rushing to work. None of them knew that their world was on the brink of chaos. Neon lights flickered. Ghosts roamed the streets at night. In North America, evil spirits ran wild. In Europe, entire regions had become hunting grounds for vampires and werewolves. Sometimes, he missed the old days—when he was just an office worker. Sure, back then, life was dull. He was nothing more than a NPC background character. But at least he never had to worry about getting killed at any moment. The world had changed. And monsters were appearing more and more frequently.

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Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal?
Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal? Author:宇宙无敌暴龙烧鹅
Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor? Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 7: Isn't This a Great Deal? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend's Small Gift Has Arrived Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking) Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 14: A Mirage? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 21: The Sword Manual Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 24: The Guardian Package Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 28: Another Little Gift? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 29: What a Sword! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 31: Please Select a Target Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 33: A Change of Heart Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 36: Variety Show Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 45: A Debate Begins Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 46: Have You Chosen? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 49: A Game Helmet? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 52: Select All Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 53: The Guardian Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 57: Get Out Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 58: Hold It~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 67: I’ve Got More Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 71: FarmVille?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai'an a Ticking Time Bomb? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 82: Are You Serious?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 84: Isn't This Triple Zero? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 94: At What Cost? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 96: It’s All Real Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 101: Making Money! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 116: Time for a Test Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 118: That Guy Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Lost Book Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 125: A Careful Choice Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 128: Try Moving and See? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 130: Fate—It's All About Opportunity! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 136: Demonization! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 139: Roaming the Void Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 149: It Nodded! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 165: I Know Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 166: Do You Have Money? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 169: Found You Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 174: You May Leave Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 176: Could Chen Huai’an Be the Son of Fate? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 177: The Spirit of a Sword Cultivator Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 178: The Modifier Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 179: Too Much Thunder Is Indecent Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 180: The Vanishing of Him, Her, and It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 181: Blood Porcelain Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 182: Direct Assault Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 183: Give Your Master a Demonstration Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 184: Instant Refinement Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 185: What Should I Do Next? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 186: You... Want to Be Connected to Me Too? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 187: Let Your Master Test You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 188: Another Enlightenment?! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 189: Wait! Let Your Master Get Closer! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 190: Armor Fusion! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 191: Dun Dun Dun Dun! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 192: The Old Fox Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 193: The Sword Orb Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 194: Spoils of War Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 195: I Am the Demon Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 196: A Lot of Potential Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 197: Preparing a Grand Gift Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 198: Five Thousand Jin Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 199: Kill Without Mercy Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 200: A Genius Like No Other Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 201: Governor, What Dao Are You Comprehending? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 202: How Does It Compare to the Mermaid Demon? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 203: Zhongzhou Secret Realm Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 204: Just Cut It Down Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 204.5: My Mother Likes the Sword Pavilion Patriarch Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 205: The Three Holy Lands Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 206: Sword Spiritual Root Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 207: 100% Safety Index Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 208: The Saintess' Urgent Summons Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 209: Joint Operation Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 209.5: The Demonic Formation Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 210: Found You! Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 211: Three Realms of the Sword Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 212: Luring the Tiger Away? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 213: Zhao Zhenlong’s Identity Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 214: Care to Repeat That? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 215: If You Understand, Nod Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 216: Sudden Change Sep 23rd, 2025
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