Chapter 567: Like Entering a Frog Pond

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What happens in Chapter 564 of "Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal?"? Chapter 567: Like Entering a Frog PondChapter 567: Like Entering a Frog Pond ... When those... Read on to find out!

Chapter 567: Like Entering a Frog PondChapter 567: Like Entering a Frog Pond ... When those female cultivators from the Jade Pool Holy Land came up earlier. She didn't let these female cultivators give her a massage, not because she felt reluctant seeing the current situation of the Jade Pool Holy Land disciples, but because she was afraid of exposure. There were even her personal maids among them. These maids had served her for many years, and sometimes just some small details could make them recognize her. For safety's sake, she didn't let these female cultivators touch her, while simultaneously feeling disdain for the pleasured expression of those elders and sect leaders. These maids had served her for many years, and sometimes just some small details could make them recognize her. For safety's sake, she didn't let these female cultivators touch her, while simultaneously feeling disdain for the indulgent expression of those elders and sect leaders. How could she not know whether these female cultivators could massage or not? With just this level of skill, they could still enjoy it? Truly like mountain pigs who've never eaten fine grain. Master Yuyao lay down on the massage chair. She didn't know how to start the massage chair, but since it had already been activated previously, the molds on it were still squirming, so she could just lie down directly. With some awkwardness and nervousness, Master Yuyao lay down. Immediately, the sensation of the molds pressing against her back made her shudder. She was so startled she almost didn't smash this massage chair with one palm. To be honest, the initial feeling while lying down wasn't good. That sensation of the molds grinding against her back was very uncomfortable. But as her body sank down and gradually settled into position. She discovered these molds actually precisely targeted her acupuncture points. The previous uncomfortable feeling disappeared, and as the acupuncture points were properly massaged, the illusion of being massaged by a real person quickly emerged. "This, this massage chair... is somewhat interesting!" Master Yuyao withdrew her previous disdain. Clearly, no matter what body type, everyone's acupuncture points were being massaged. Just this alone was enough to make her feel astonished. After all, she was a Great Ascension Stage cultivator who had seen the world, so she immediately realized how exquisitely crafted this little massage chair was, and what profound mysteries it contained. Simultaneously, she became vigilant. This Chen Sword Master truly had some real skills. "How is it, quite comfortable isn't it?" That minor sect cultivator who had been squeezed out looked eagerly at Master Yuyao. "Average." Master Yuyao lay there delightedly, but her words showed no mercy. "If you think it's average then why don't you come down already..." The cultivator wasn't happy, but when he met Master Yuyao's murderous gaze, he could only shut his mouth, though inwardly he was cursing. Damn it, occupying the latrine without taking a shit! Chen Huaian observed Master Yuyao's actions but didn't intervene. He now needed to bring out today's second good item. "Fellow Daoists, today this venerable will share another item with everyone, something this venerable accidentally obtained while pill refining. Because of its wonderful taste and the pleasure it brings after entering the mouth, this venerable has named it Cola!" "There's actually a pill that makes people happy after eating it? Is Sword Master Chen perhaps joking?" "Never expected Sword Master Chen to be so talented in pill refining too, I wonder what kind of woman could catch Sword Master Chen's eye~" —This was said by Old Ancestor Qingyun. Qingxuan Daoist kept his head down, trying his best to ignore the strange looks around him. Chen Huaian had disciples distribute the cola. This time not only sect leaders and elders received it, but those rogue cultivators who came to pay respects also got some, everyone receiving one can of Coca-Cola, except for Master Yuyao. When a disciple reached Master Yuyao, they deliberately rolled their eyes and bypassed her. That sarcastic manner made Master Yuyao's mouth twitch with anger. "What thing is this, called cola, does he really think this venerable would be interested in such a mere thing?" Master Yuyao coldly snorted. She was also skilled in pill refining, and didn't sense any spiritual energy from this cylindrical pill called "cola." Frankly speaking, without spiritual energy, what difference was there from ordinary river water? She would find it dirty even drinking it into her stomach. Accustomed to using water bottles and medicine containers, they couldn't find where the opening of this "cola" was. "There's no seam at all, how does one consume this thing?" Fa Dahai pondered over a cola can for a long time. Then he opened his mouth wide and stuffed half the can into it. Then "crack—!" A large amount of sweet cola sprayed from the can, carbonation bursting on his tongue tip, that strange sensation making the old monk's eyes go wide. Tang San, who hadn't had time to drink yet, quickly asked the Zen Sect leader. "Master Fa, how does it feel?" Fa Dahai carefully chewed the can in his mouth. Only after swallowing the crushed can did he smack his lips and say: "Marvelous! Truly marvelous! This poor monk has never drunk such strange medicinal liquid! When first entering the mouth, it felt like something burst open inside, followed by a refreshingly sweet taste... As for drawbacks... well, the shell is too hard, indeed somewhat rough on the teeth. As for drawbacks... well, the shell is too hard, indeed somewhat rough on the teeth." Then "burp—!" A thunderous burp erupted. Tang San got hit full in the face by it, completely stunned, then flew into a rage from embarrassment, pointing at the monk and cursing: "Fa Dahai, I address you as master out of respect, how dare you insult me like this?!" Fa Dahai patted his belly, shaking his head: "Sect Leader Tang, don't get excited, this is what happens after drinking cola. After drinking it, I feel very bloated in the stomach, like I need to burp something out... burp—! Just like this!" He burped again, this time aiming at Blade Sect leader Fu Hongyu. But Fu Hongyu had already sliced off the can's top with his blade, not spilling a single drop of cola, and calmly took a sip. At first he frowned tightly upon tasting it, then gradually his brows relaxed, and he closed his eyes to carefully experience it. Fa Dahai stared blankly: "So the metal shell outside doesn't need to be eaten... no wonder it's so hard on the teeth... burp—!" Seeing that both Fa Dahai and Fu Hongyu had drunk it, Tang San took out a dagger and pierced a hole in the can, drinking it his own way. He didn't believe Fa Dahai's words. What nonsense about burping because of drinking cola! "Hiss—! This taste!" The moment it entered his mouth, his spirits lifted. Usually he loved drinking alcohol, but even the strongest liquor he normally drank couldn't compare to the instant impact and pleasure this cola brought. He first drank small sips, then large gulps, the sensation of bubbles bursting spreading from his throat to his stomach, feeling refreshing from inside out. Even after finishing the whole can, he still wanted more. "Marvelous! Truly marvelous!" Tang San looked at the cola in his hand with endless praise, then glared coldly at Fa Dahai. "Master Fa, why haven't I done such rude things?" Fa Dahai didn't answer, just pointed at Fu Hongyu who seemed to be meditating with closed eyes. They saw Fu Hongyu's face gradually turning red, as if holding something back, but soon, he couldn't hold it anymore. "Burp—!" A thunderous sound even louder than Fa Dahai's exploded beside Tang San's ear. Then like a chain reaction, from all directions, all cultivators who had drunk cola started burping. Great cultivators' sounds like distant thunder, minor cultivators' sounds like drumbeats. Rising and falling, continuous and unending. Tang San looked around in astonishment, feeling like he had suddenly entered a frog pond. The next second. An irresistible sensation violently surged from his stomach. Fresh chapters posted on novel⦿fire.net His mouth subconsciously opened. "Burp—!!!" ... ...

Chapter 567: Like Entering a Frog Pond

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