Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something

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Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something Finding that the expensive item couldn’t be used, Chen Huai’an decided to contact customer service. Instead, he used the day’s free Heavenly Divination. “How can I heal Li Qingran’s injuries?” [Performing Heavenly Divination for you...] Boom! The skies over the Cangyun Realm churned. Numerous sect elders and Nascent Soul Old Monsters were startled awake from meditation. “Good heavens! Who is attempting Heavenly Divination again? It’s only been two days!” “Could it be some grandmaster skilled in divination? Perhaps the Patriarch of Anci Chant Hall?” “Alas, the Spiritual Qi in the Cangyun Realm is dwindling by the day. These powerful figures must be growing desperate. Let us focus on our own closed-door cultivation and strive to break through our bottlenecks…” “Evacuate! Evacuate! If they uncover the secrets of our demonic sect, it could ruin our plans!” … [Heavenly Divination Complete: You may use either "Transmission and Recovery" or "Golden Needle Acupuncture" to heal Li Qingran. The former offers moderate effects, restoring 30% of her injuries, while the latter provides powerful healing, fully recovering all current injuries except for her dantian and spiritual root damage.] [The Virtual Girlfriend Shop has captured a trace of Heavenly Insight. Would you like to purchase the lost skill "Golden Needle Acupuncture" for ¥9,998? Once purchased, this skill will become a permanent feature and can be upgraded. Each use will only require purchasing needle consumables.] Chen Huai’an: “...” He was losing his mind. The in-game shop was now capturing Heavenly Insights. What was next—tracking Heavenly Insights in toilets and bathtubs? And ¥9,998 for a single skill? Fine, but having to pay for upgrades and needle consumables too? Did this game even consider players as human beings?! But when Chen Huai’an glanced at the blood-soaked Li Qingran, he couldn’t help but think of his late parents. Though his family hadn’t been wealthy, his parents had always tried to give him the best. For the first time, he could somewhat empathize with their sacrifices. “Top up!” [Congratulations on obtaining the lost skill: Golden Needle Acupuncture.] [Technique Activated: Flowing Cloud Hands.] [Technique Activated: Spring Revival Acupuncture lv1.] [Consumable Needed: Special Silver Needles, 64 units, totaling ¥640. Please top up to purchase.] Chen Huai’an clenched his fists, gritting his teeth. “You think I’m not paying, huh?” [Please top up.] “Fine, fine, just take my money!” As shameless as the game was, he couldn’t abandon Li Qingran. Another ¥640 vanished from his account. With the skill unlocked and materials purchased, he asked, “What’s next?” [Please undress Li Qingran for treatment.] Chen Huai’an froze, typing a slow “???” into the chat box. Finally, it’s happening! Wait—no. Now wasn’t the time for such thoughts! Saving her life was the priority! “Who called 120? Who needs treatment?!” Paramedics rushed over as the ambulance arrived. Zhang Rui pointed to Chen Huai’an, who was focused on his phone with an intense glow in his eyes. “Him.” “What’s wrong with him?” The paramedic, at a glance, couldn’t see any apparent injuries. “He’s in the late stages of bone cancer, with osteosarcoma. His leg is fractured from climbing Mount Tais.” Late-stage bone cancer and a fractured leg from climbing Mount Tais? The paramedic’s eye twitched. Was this even coherent? Skeptical, he assumed Zhang Rui was joking. After all, the young man seemed engrossed in his phone, showing no signs of pain. Shouldn’t someone with a broken leg be clutching it in agony, pale and wailing? And late-stage cancer? Was this guy one of the Eighteen Copper Men of Shaolin, immune to pain? Still, to err on the side of caution, the paramedic examined Chen Huai’an’s leg. Pulling up the pant leg, his expression immediately darkened. “Quick! Get a stretcher down here!” The young man’s leg was indeed fractured, with visible subcutaneous cysts—the hallmark of osteosarcoma. His shin was severely deformed, the fractured area swollen with a large purplish-red lump full of clotted blood. If left untreated, his leg would be beyond saving. Then again, with the tumors so advanced, the leg might already be beyond saving... seaʀᴄh thё Novelƒire(.)ne*t website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. The paramedics carried Chen Huai’an onto the stretcher, stunned by his calm demeanor. It was their first time encountering such a composed patient. “Dude, why are you still playing on your phone?!” Zhang Rui couldn’t believe it. What kind of game was so engrossing? From his angle, Chen Huai’an’s screen was completely black. Was he hallucinating? As the ambulance drove away, Zhang Rui returned the borrowed power bank to the store, his thoughts growing darker. Could Chen Huai’an have a mental illness? It would explain his insensitivity to pain and apparent indifference to death. Realizing he had been rude to someone with terminal cancer and possible mental issues, Zhang Rui slapped himself. “I’m such an a**hole…” … In the ambulance, two nurses watched Chen Huai’an, still intensely tapping on his phone. His screen was pitch black, and yet he seemed completely engrossed. In Chen Huai’an’s perspective, he was focused on treating Li Qingran using Golden Needle Acupuncture. Her clothing had been loosened—purely for treatment purposes, of course! He held the phone close to his face, not for any ulterior motives but to avoid awkwardness. Besides, seeing her body covered in countless wounds left no room for improper thoughts. The game’s interface displayed a floating acupuncture map over her body, with bright points marking the necessary needle placements. Even private areas were obscured by the overlay. He barely noticed any details beyond the flashing points—he was too busy keeping up with the frantic rhythm, which felt like an S-tier Dance Dance Revolution challenge. A nurse waved a hand in front of his face, frustrated by his lack of response. “Sir, the doctor is speaking to you!” Chen Huai’an tilted his head to dodge her hand without looking up. “Sorry, I’m busy. Please wait a moment.” The doctor sighed, sharing a glance with the nurse. Quietly, he said, “Prepare his admission paperwork. I’ll fetch Dr. Wu from psychiatry.” The medical team had just left when Chen Huai’an completed the procedure. With the final needle twist, streaks of azure energy surged from the 64 silver needles. Li Qingran’s bleeding wounds instantly closed, her injuries healing rapidly without a scar left behind. [Grind the Immortal-Grade Great Recovery Pill into powder and sprinkle it over the wounds.] Following the on-screen prompts, Chen Huai’an used a virtual mill to grind the pill into fine powder, applying it meticulously. Li Qingran’s wounds regenerated at an astonishing speed, returning her body to flawless health. “Finally done!” Chen Huai’an exhaled in relief. Li Qingran’s status now read as stable, though she remained unconscious. But now… Chen Huai’an swallowed. It was time to... [Battery Low] Just as he prepared to admire Li Qingran’s beauty, his phone died. No way! He stared at the blank screen in disbelief, frozen for half a minute before clenching his teeth. Where was that power bank from Mount Tais?! It was only then that he noticed something off—he wasn’t at the mountain anymore. Looking around in confusion, he realized he was in a hospital. “When did I get here? Did I teleport?” “Kid, keep it down! I’m trying to sleep…” a dry, elderly voice croaked from the next bed. Turning his head, Chen Huai’an saw an old man with a bandaged leg, dark circles under his eyes from what was likely a sleepless, pain-filled night. Chen quickly quieted down. However, his gaze soon fell on a set of silver needles on the old man’s bedside table. He flexed his fingers, itching with anticipation. That small, thrilling sensation... He just wanted to prick something.

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Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal?
Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal? Author:宇宙无敌暴龙烧鹅
Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor? Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 7: Isn't This a Great Deal? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend's Small Gift Has Arrived Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking) Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 14: A Mirage? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 21: The Sword Manual Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 24: The Guardian Package Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 28: Another Little Gift? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 29: What a Sword! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 31: Please Select a Target Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 33: A Change of Heart Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 36: Variety Show Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 45: A Debate Begins Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 46: Have You Chosen? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 49: A Game Helmet? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 52: Select All Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 53: The Guardian Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 57: Get Out Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 58: Hold It~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 67: I’ve Got More Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 71: FarmVille?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai'an a Ticking Time Bomb? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 82: Are You Serious?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 84: Isn't This Triple Zero? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 94: At What Cost? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 96: It’s All Real Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 101: Making Money! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 116: Time for a Test Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 118: That Guy Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Lost Book Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 125: A Careful Choice Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 128: Try Moving and See? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 130: Fate—It's All About Opportunity! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 136: Demonization! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 139: Roaming the Void Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 149: It Nodded! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 165: I Know Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 166: Do You Have Money? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 169: Found You Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 174: You May Leave Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 176: Could Chen Huai’an Be the Son of Fate? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 177: The Spirit of a Sword Cultivator Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 178: The Modifier Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 179: Too Much Thunder Is Indecent Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 180: The Vanishing of Him, Her, and It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 181: Blood Porcelain Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 182: Direct Assault Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 183: Give Your Master a Demonstration Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 184: Instant Refinement Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 185: What Should I Do Next? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 186: You... Want to Be Connected to Me Too? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 187: Let Your Master Test You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 188: Another Enlightenment?! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 189: Wait! Let Your Master Get Closer! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 190: Armor Fusion! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 191: Dun Dun Dun Dun! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 192: The Old Fox Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 193: The Sword Orb Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 194: Spoils of War Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 195: I Am the Demon Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 196: A Lot of Potential Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 197: Preparing a Grand Gift Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 198: Five Thousand Jin Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 199: Kill Without Mercy Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 200: A Genius Like No Other Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 201: Governor, What Dao Are You Comprehending? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 202: How Does It Compare to the Mermaid Demon? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 203: Zhongzhou Secret Realm Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 204: Just Cut It Down Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 204.5: My Mother Likes the Sword Pavilion Patriarch Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 205: The Three Holy Lands Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 206: Sword Spiritual Root Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 207: 100% Safety Index Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 208: The Saintess' Urgent Summons Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 209: Joint Operation Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 209.5: The Demonic Formation Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 210: Found You! Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 211: Three Realms of the Sword Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 212: Luring the Tiger Away? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 213: Zhao Zhenlong’s Identity Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 214: Care to Repeat That? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 215: If You Understand, Nod Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 216: Sudden Change Sep 23rd, 2025
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