Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued

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Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued [Fully opened meridians!] [Surging power!] [The beginning of evolution!] Baji zipped around the living room, leaping across furniture with a ball in its mouth, moving so fast it left afterimages behind. Ever since awakening in this cat’s body, it had discovered an irresistible urge to paw at round and long objects. If it didn’t bat them around a few times, it felt unbearably restless—especially when excited. Like now. With its meridians fully open and spiritual energy flowing freely, its cultivation was bound to progress at lightning speed. Its strength would soar, and soon—freedom! Feasting! An endless gluttonous banquet! Kekeke~ Baji was feeling a bit too confident, convinced that it could afford to stick around here a little longer. "Baji, come here!" Hearing Chen Huai’an’s call, Baji slammed on the brakes, stopping atop the windowsill, then turned to look at him. [Ah~ It’s the big boss~] It instinctively licked its paw, not even realizing its own cat-like behavior. [The boss gave me an acupuncture treatment. Even though getting too close is risky, I still have to give him some respect.] With elegant feline grace, Baji strolled over to Chen Huai’an, then flopped down on the ground and rolled onto its back, exposing its belly. It had learned this trick from watching TV cats—a move that instantly lowered human vigilance. Originally, Baji had scoffed at the idea. But after testing it, it realized the tactic actually worked. Maybe that was why cats had survived into modern times, despite being physically weak creatures. If they hadn’t learned such tricks, the human cultivators favored by the Dao would have wiped them out long ago. Sometimes, playing weak was the best survival skill. "Looks like Baji knows I healed its leg. It’s getting more obedient." Chen Huai’an rubbed Baji’s head, feeling deeply satisfied. Since Baji was so cooperative, there was no need to pin it down with acupuncture again. He raised his watch’s camera, aimed it at Baji, and pressed the scan button. A green scanning line appeared, sweeping up and down over Baji’s body. For a moment, the lines surrounding Baji glitched, flickering between multiple colors as if short-circuiting. Then— The screen froze on a mess of rainbow hues, the green scanning line vanished, and the entire screen went black. Pa! The app force-quit. The watch shut down on its own. Chen Huai’an: "…?" "No way. This is the quality of the Demon Slayer Bureau’s equipment? Or is the battery just dead?" He plugged the watch into a charger—sure enough, it had completely run out of power. Pressing the power button, he waited for it to reboot, planning to scan Baji again while charging. Meanwhile, Baji’s golden feline eyes flickered as it silently watched the watch in Chen Huai’an’s hands. [That device just now… it felt like it was trying to peer into me. Some kind of detection artifact? But it doesn’t look like one…] Just to be safe, Baji completely retracted its aura. Then, it continued rolling on its back, flicking its fluffy tail against Chen Huai’an’s pants as if nothing had happened—fully committing to its Hajime cat disguise. Chen Huai’an quickly rebooted the watch, opened the app, and scanned Baji again. This time, everything looked completely normal. [Scan Complete!] A big green checkmark appeared on the screen. [Scan Result: This is an adorable little cat!] "Ha, I knew it. No way Baji’s a demon." Chen Huai’an shook his head in amusement, chuckling at himself for even entertaining the idea. Every demon he had encountered before was ugly as hell, looking as insane as they acted. Not like Baji, who was covered in sleek black fur, practically a walking shadow, with bright golden eyes that shone like gems. Something this cute couldn’t possibly be a demon. That said—he still felt a tiny bit disappointed. "Don’t worry, Baji. Now that all your meridians are open, one day, you’ll become a truly powerful demon!" He patted Baji’s head reassuringly. Baji felt both touched and conflicted upon hearing Chen Huai’an’s words. [Didn’t expect the big boss to have such high expectations for me…] As one of the ancient vicious beasts, its very existence was born from evil and catastrophe. It still vaguely remembered—back when it was young, it couldn’t control its hunger or instincts. It had devoured the very Chiyou’s body from which it was born, consuming all living creatures within a hundred-mile radius… By the time it had grown strong enough to control its appetite, it had already become a feared monster, hunted by all. To survive, it had to keep fighting and eating, and through that endless cycle, it earned its infamous name— The dreaded beast, Taotie. If only it were just an ordinary demon. But it couldn’t tell the big boss its true identity. The moment Chen Huai’an learned it was Taotie, he would definitely kill it before it could grow strong again. No one would ever keep a beast like Taotie by their side. And anyone who did would be hunted by the world. Chen Huai’an, unaware that Baji was staring blankly at the ceiling, lost in emo reminiscing, was busy thinking about his next target. Since Baji wasn’t a demon, that was a bit disappointing— But there was still one more creature in the house that might be worth scanning. He didn’t expect much. It was just for testing purposes. He casually aimed the watch camera at the big blue fish in the water basin. — He shouldn’t have done that. The moment the scan finished, his face froze. His eyes widened to the size of full moons. "HOLY SHT!**" "Triple Egg! Get out here now!!!" — Inside the bedroom, Lin Lingling jerked upright, startled by Chen Huai’an’s sudden shout. Oh f*.** It was happening. She took a deep breath, grabbed the spear leaning against the wall, and charged for the door. She and the big boss might have a chance against that cat demon if they fought together. Even if she died here today, she would fight for her future peace of mind! "Chen Huai’an! I’ve come to assist you!" She kicked the door open, spear raised, and leaped into action— Only to see Chen Huai’an standing by the windowsill, his face full of delight as he hugged a massive blue fish. …Why was he hugging the fish? For a brief moment, Lin Lingling’s brain short-circuited. Chen Huai’an lifted the fish higher, grinning like an idiotically pure soul. "Hey, Triple Egg! Guess what?!" "You were actually right! That random fish I bought from the market—" "It really is a demon! Hahaha!" — The big blue fish: "…" What the f* is he talking about?** Lin Lingling stared blankly at the fish spitting water in protest, then turned to look at Baji, who was sitting smugly in the corner watching the show. Her gaze drifted back to Chen Huai’an. Her brain fully shut down. The fish is a demon? Sёarᴄh the ηovёlFire .net website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. Then what about Baji? — [Hey, little brat, the device you gave the boss can detect demon energy, huh?] [Kekekeke, what a shame. I’ve long since learned to suppress my aura at will!] — A chilling voice echoed in her mind. Lin Lingling froze in place. Her head slowly turned toward the corner— Where Baji was calmly licking its paw, looking at her with an inscrutable expression. Oh f*.** The cat demon can talk. The cat demon has intelligence. — Her dream of flying swords and immortal cultivation… Her path to ascension… All of it… Her face drained of color, an icy chill shooting up her spine. .bg-container-10448ed3ed0{ display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center; justify-content: center; z-index: 2147483647 !important; } .bg-ssp-10448{margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;display:flex;justify-content:center;} .bg-container-10448f61e68{ display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center; justify-content: center; z-index: 2147483647 !important; } Her legs went weak. With a soft "thud"— She collapsed to her knees. It was over. She was completely barbecued.

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Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal?
Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal? Author:宇宙无敌暴龙烧鹅
Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor? Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 7: Isn't This a Great Deal? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend's Small Gift Has Arrived Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking) Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 14: A Mirage? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 21: The Sword Manual Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 24: The Guardian Package Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 28: Another Little Gift? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 29: What a Sword! Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 31: Please Select a Target Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 33: A Change of Heart Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 36: Variety Show Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 45: A Debate Begins Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 46: Have You Chosen? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 49: A Game Helmet? Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 52: Select All Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 53: The Guardian Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 57: Get Out Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 58: Hold It~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 67: I’ve Got More Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 71: FarmVille?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai'an a Ticking Time Bomb? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 82: Are You Serious?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 84: Isn't This Triple Zero? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 94: At What Cost? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 96: It’s All Real Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 101: Making Money! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 116: Time for a Test Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 118: That Guy Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Lost Book Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 125: A Careful Choice Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 128: Try Moving and See? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 130: Fate—It's All About Opportunity! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 136: Demonization! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 139: Roaming the Void Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 149: It Nodded! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 165: I Know Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 166: Do You Have Money? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 169: Found You Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 174: You May Leave Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 176: Could Chen Huai’an Be the Son of Fate? Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 177: The Spirit of a Sword Cultivator Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 178: The Modifier Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 179: Too Much Thunder Is Indecent Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 180: The Vanishing of Him, Her, and It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 181: Blood Porcelain Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 182: Direct Assault Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 183: Give Your Master a Demonstration Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 184: Instant Refinement Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 185: What Should I Do Next? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 186: You... Want to Be Connected to Me Too? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 187: Let Your Master Test You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 188: Another Enlightenment?! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 189: Wait! Let Your Master Get Closer! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 190: Armor Fusion! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 191: Dun Dun Dun Dun! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 192: The Old Fox Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 193: The Sword Orb Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 194: Spoils of War Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 195: I Am the Demon Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 196: A Lot of Potential Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 197: Preparing a Grand Gift Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 198: Five Thousand Jin Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 199: Kill Without Mercy Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 200: A Genius Like No Other Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 201: Governor, What Dao Are You Comprehending? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 202: How Does It Compare to the Mermaid Demon? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 203: Zhongzhou Secret Realm Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 204: Just Cut It Down Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 204.5: My Mother Likes the Sword Pavilion Patriarch Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 205: The Three Holy Lands Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 206: Sword Spiritual Root Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 207: 100% Safety Index Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 208: The Saintess' Urgent Summons Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 209: Joint Operation Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 209.5: The Demonic Formation Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 210: Found You! Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 211: Three Realms of the Sword Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 212: Luring the Tiger Away? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 213: Zhao Zhenlong’s Identity Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 214: Care to Repeat That? Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 215: If You Understand, Nod Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 216: Sudden Change Sep 23rd, 2025
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