Chapter 87: A Genius Who Acts Like a Fool

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For 20 advanced chapters, visit my Patreon: https://patreon.com/Twilight_scribe1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Wow!" Katharine was the first to exclaim in amazement. "Little Henry, are you seriously bulletproof?" "Well, I'll admit—it does hurt. But the bullet doesn't go through." Henry told a small lie. Truth be told, there was no pain at all. Even the slight indentation in his palm and the recoil were just for show. He didn't want to come across as too inhuman in front of others. "Wait a minute!" Tony Stark shouted, cutting off everyone else before they could speak. He lowered his head in deep thought. "Let me think this through first." "Uh... what is there to think about?" Henry asked, confused. "So you're saying," Tony began, "during the shootout, you were basically walking around in an invisible bulletproof suit behind me. And I—like an idiot—thought you needed protection, so I kept shielding you, putting myself in danger. Is that it?" Henry shrugged, wearing an infuriatingly innocent expression. "Mr. Stark, I seem to recall advising you not to get involved in the gunfight. I told you to hide somewhere safe. "And as for what happened afterward... why can't you see it as me covering your back from surprise attacks? Not that anyone actually tried to shoot you from behind." Tony jumped to his feet, getting more and more agitated. "So I was like some naked fool, charging at professional killers with a pistol... while you could've just walked up to them and knocked them out one by one? That's what you're saying?" Henry answered seriously, "That's impossible. Any sane person, upon realizing their bullets don't work on the enemy and seeing them walking forward unscathed, would just run away. No one's stupid enough to stick around." He cleverly dodged the part about punching people into next week. "So what you're saying—" Tony slammed his hand on the table—"is that what I thought was a life-or-death battle was, for you, basically like playing paintball in a backyard survival game!" "Well, sir, if that's how you want to put it, then... I wouldn't say you're wrong. But I'd suggest calming down and looking at the bigger picture." "How the hell am I supposed to calm down?! You never told me any of this! If you had, I could've come up with a better plan instead of playing hero like an idiot!" "Seriously now..." Henry widened his eyes and put on a mock-shocked face. "Who in their right mind goes around announcing, 'Hi, I'm Henry Brown. I'm bulletproof!' "Ninety percent of people would think I'm crazy. The other ten would assume I'm joking. And even if I wasn't, how would I prove it to them?" "Well, you just proved it tonight!" Tony snapped. "That's because this is a job interview. I had to provide proof that I'm qualified as a driver and a bodyguard. Otherwise, what do you want me to do—pull out a gun and shoot myself every time I meet someone new? Even a lunatic wouldn't go that far." "But you could've told me! Whether I believe you or not is my problem!" "Oh? So tell me, Mr. Stark—do you go around introducing yourself like: 'Hi, I'm Tony Stark. My dad is Howard Stark, I'm heir to Stark Industries, and I'm a certified genius at Caltech!'" "Wait!" Tony interrupted indignantly. "I enrolled in MIT's electrical engineering program at fourteen and earned my PhD in engineering physics. I'm only visiting Caltech while working on another doctorate in aerospace engineering. So yes—I am a genius. But I'm definitely not just some random Caltech student." "Sure, sure." Henry rolled his eyes and raised his hands dramatically. "But do you go around bragging about that to everyone you meet? Like a peacock flashing its feathers?" "Of course not! I don't need to flaunt it. And let me just say—I've never taken a cent from my family since I turned twelve. I paid all my tuition and expenses using patent royalties I earned myself!" "Exactly. So why expect me to announce my abilities to everyone when you don't? Seems a bit hypocritical, Mr. Stark." Maybe Henry's sarcasm hit a nerve, because Tony's anger suddenly took a sharp turn. His tone dropped. "I told you, call me Tony. The only thing I share with that other Stark is DNA. Nothing more." "Heh." Henry looked around at the lavish mansion, the five-figure outfit Tony was wearing, and the multi-course French meal in front of them, already at dessert. He couldn't help but jab, "And I suppose your genius brain thinks the only kind of support that counts is cash in hand. What, inheriting Stark Industries doesn't count? Everything you have here—this house, your clothes, your lifestyle—you earned all of that yourself?" Tony stiffened, clearly struck by the remark. He grumbled, "Having a place to live, clothes to wear, food to eat—that's normal, isn't it? If I refused even those, wouldn't that be a little too dramatic?" "Sure," Henry replied with a shrug, "whatever helps you sleep at night." Tony hesitated for a moment, then said, "So... you could've saved Josh Hilton, right?" "No, I couldn't." Not in a million years would Henry admit he could have saved the guy. And besides—he didn't want to. What was Tony going to do about it? "That's impossible! You're bulletproof. You could've taken the shot for him. You're telling me you let an innocent man die because you held a grudge?" "I don't know if that guy was innocent—I'm not a judge," Henry replied coolly. "And if I were going to save him, I'd have had to run across the pool, beat the bullet, and jump in front of a man wider than I am tall. You really think the gunmen would've let me do that?" Considering the pool layout and the hostages being controlled by the shooters, it really would've been impossible to get there in time—unless you had literal super speed. Still, Tony protested, "But you didn't even try!" "And wasting effort on something I know I can't do—that's what saints do. Me? I'm just an average guy... with a little something extra." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Loving the story so far? Want more chapters? Drop a Power Stone to show your support! A quick review would mean the world too.Thanks, everyone! ❤️ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Contents
Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman
Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman Author:House_of_Tales
Chapter 1: Prologue Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: Contained in Siberia Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Director’s Log Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: The Explorers Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5: A Sudden Awakening Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Rescue Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 7: A New Life Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: Where Am I? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Old John's Way With Words Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10: A Passion for Film Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: The Next Step Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: The Interview Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: Life as a Greenhorn Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14: The Incident Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15: The Haul Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: Patching the Paperwork Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17: The Shaving Problem Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: The Biofield Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: Cashing Out at the Bank Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: Consultation Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: The Road Back Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: Cooking Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: The Sheriff Drops By Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: Seven Days Later Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 25: A Strange Kind of Worldview Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26: A Legal Identity Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: The Celebration Party Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28: Departure Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: The Start of the Next Step(Bonus 1) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: Nothing But a Pretty Face(Bonus 2) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: First Impressions of Los Angeles(Bonus 3) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: News from 1990 (Bonus 4) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: First Steps in L.A.(Bonus 5) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: A Real American Dinner Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35: Deeper Ties Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: The Photo Studio Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: Overlooked Futures Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: Italian Lunch Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39: The Apartment Hunt Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: House Hunting ( Bonus ) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41: Merry Christmas Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: A Little Guidance (Bonus) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: An Unexpected Path Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: A Glimpse of the World ( Bonus ) Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 45: Blending In Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: The Actor’s Guild Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: Chaos on Set Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: Chasing a Shot Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: The Deathtrap Shot ( Bonus chapter) Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50: First Stunt Job Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: The Offer That Didn’t Land Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: A Very Special BBS Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53: The Joker Virus Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: The Self-Proclaimed Rival Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: The Reason for Leaving Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: Audition Opportunity Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: The Audition Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58: The Purpose and Mystery of a Super Brain Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59: Good News Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60: Joining the Production Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61: The Exclusive Dining Hall Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62: Hometown Cooking Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63: San Diego Naval Base Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64: A Day in the Life of an Extra Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 65: Fingerwork Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66: The Mysterious Benefactor Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67: Junk Food Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68: Young Master Stark Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69: You’re Fired Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70: The Difference Between Reality and Memory Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71: A Different Kind of Job Offer (Bonus) Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72: The Rich Party Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73: Enemies Cross Paths Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74: The Late Arrivals Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75: Full-Scale Assault Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76: Counterattack Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77: The Nature of a Hero Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78: Who's the Target? Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79: The Late but Lawful Arrival of the American Police Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80: Another Invitation Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81: Attending the Dinner Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82: Spirited Conversation Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83: A Secret Meeting in the Study Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 84: Perspective from the Heights Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 85: Questions at the Dinner Table Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 86: An Unexpected Job Offer Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 87: A Genius Who Acts Like a Fool Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 88: A Son Pays His Father’s Debts Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 89: The Farewell Ride Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 90: Airport Pickup Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 91: A Job Offer Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 92: A New Job Secured Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 93: The Insurance Brokerage Firm Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 94: The Security Team Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 95: Journey to Africa Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 96: Hidden Agendas Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 97: A Change in Plans Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 98: The New Destination Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 99: New Arrangements Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 100: The Children's Shelter Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 101: Something’s Off Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 102: Breach Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 103: Enemy Reinforcements Sep 26th, 2025
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