Chapter 69: You’re Fired

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For 20 advanced chapters, visit my Patreon: https://patreon.com/Twilight_scribe1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I'm sorry to tell you this, Henry." That was the very first thing Henry, the Kryptonian castaway from another world, heard when he came face to face with the star of the movie. Steven Seagal stood before him, face solemn. "We heard about the altercation yesterday in the dining area. No matter the circumstances, the language you used was... inappropriate. "Mr. Stark hasn't made any demands, but the other producers feel your continued presence on set would be a risk to the smooth running of the production. "Let's be honest—without Mr. Stark's support, we never would've gotten access to the USS Missouri. If there's even a chance of further incidents, it's better to avoid the problem altogether. You understand that, right?" Mr. Stark...? Mother of— Henry's mind clicked through the facts like a slot machine hitting jackpot. In this world, there were only two Starks that held that much weight. One: Howard Stark, the legendary inventor and industrialist from World War II. Two: Tony Stark, heir to the empire. And judging by the age, the burger-stealing little bastard from yesterday could only be one man—Tony freaking Stark. And Henry had cussed him out, top to bottom, front to back. Not unjustified, in hindsight. But... still. The fact that Henry hadn't socked him with a full Kryptonian punch? Probably only because Fate didn't want to risk messing up the MCU. Now, thinking it through, Henry's face turned serious. "I understand, Mr. Seagal. So, what happens now?" Seagal produced a check and handed it over. "Today's your last day. This covers your wages up through now. If there's any issue with the amount, talk to accounting." Henry took the check without protest. He was a disposable extra, after all. Digging in over a contract would only make things worse. Seagal, relieved that there would be no drama, gave a tight nod and extended a hand. "It's a shame, really. I liked working with you. You were better in our fight scenes than half my own guys. I even considered pulling you into my action team. But, well... it is what it is. Hopefully, we'll work together again someday." "Thank you, Mr. Seagal." Whether genuine or just Hollywood diplomacy, it was still a classy send-off. The star left, and as expected, two crew security guys casually "accompanied" Henry as he packed up and got ready to leave set. He changed out of his villain henchman outfit, tossed his gear into a duffel bag, and headed toward the mess area. On his way, he turned to the two guards trailing him. "Hey, fellas. Mind if I say goodbye to the chef before I head back to the hotel to pack?" They exchanged a glance. These were guys Henry had shared smokes with on deck—they weren't the kind to give him trouble. "Yeah, sure. Just don't linger too long," one said. "The leading lady doesn't have any morning scenes, so you probably won't bump into him. Just... don't stir anything up, all right?" Henry held up a hand like he was swearing on the Bible. "I'm not here to cause trouble." The message was clear enough. The production was keeping Tony and the actress apart—for obvious reasons. When Henry reached the galley, he found Big Al—Wesley the chef—directing cleanup after breakfast. The two exchanged a fist bump. "Didn't see you at breakfast, brother," Big Al said, his voice practically rhyming like always. "Had a little meeting with the star of the show—Steven Seagal himself." That should've been good news. But Big Al picked up on Henry's tone right away. "What happened, man?" Henry pulled the check out of his pocket and gave it a little wave. "My job ends today. I'm out." "What?! They can't just—!" "They absolutely can. Termination clause was clear from day one," Henry said with a shrug. "And to be fair, they didn't short me a dime. Even gave me a clean exit." The chef scowled. "This about yesterday? About that spoiled brat?" "Yup. Turns out, the burger thief was none other than Tony Stark." Big Al winced. "Damn. You just found out?" "Just now." "I talked to him yesterday, man! Told him you didn't mean anything by it, that you didn't know who he was. He said he wasn't gonna press it!" Henry raised an eyebrow, surprised and a little touched by Big Al's loyalty. But then he sighed. "I don't think he pushed it. If it were personal, I'd be getting roasted in front of the whole crew. Tony doesn't strike me as the kind to handle things behind closed doors." "Then why the boot?" "Probably the producers. They're protecting their golden goose. Nobody wants a repeat clash. And if Tony did pull strings to get the Missouri, then yeah—he's irreplaceable. I'm not." Wesley sighed deeply. He knew Henry was right. In the world of the elite, powerful people didn't need to demand favors. People offered them preemptively, hoping to be noticed. If Tony Stark so much as frowned in someone's direction, a dozen sycophants would scramble to "fix the problem" before he even asked. Wesley had seen it before. And as much as he liked Henry, he couldn't change that. Meanwhile, Henry was thinking about something else entirely. Yesterday's burger-thieving punk was, technically, the first superhero-in-the-making he'd met since arriving in this universe. Sure, he wasn't Iron Man yet—but he'd get there. Eventually. Still... the guy looked nothing like the actor from the movies. Out of nowhere, Henry asked, "Hey, Big Al. You ever heard of Robert Downey Jr.?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Loving the story so far? Want more chapters? Drop a Power Stone to show your support! A quick review would mean the world too.Thanks, everyone! ❤️ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Contents
Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman
Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman Author:House_of_Tales
Chapter 1: Prologue Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: Contained in Siberia Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Director’s Log Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: The Explorers Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5: A Sudden Awakening Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Rescue Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 7: A New Life Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: Where Am I? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Old John's Way With Words Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10: A Passion for Film Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: The Next Step Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: The Interview Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: Life as a Greenhorn Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14: The Incident Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15: The Haul Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: Patching the Paperwork Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17: The Shaving Problem Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: The Biofield Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: Cashing Out at the Bank Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: Consultation Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: The Road Back Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: Cooking Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: The Sheriff Drops By Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: Seven Days Later Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 25: A Strange Kind of Worldview Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26: A Legal Identity Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: The Celebration Party Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28: Departure Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: The Start of the Next Step(Bonus 1) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: Nothing But a Pretty Face(Bonus 2) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: First Impressions of Los Angeles(Bonus 3) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: News from 1990 (Bonus 4) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: First Steps in L.A.(Bonus 5) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: A Real American Dinner Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35: Deeper Ties Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: The Photo Studio Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: Overlooked Futures Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: Italian Lunch Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39: The Apartment Hunt Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: House Hunting ( Bonus ) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41: Merry Christmas Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: A Little Guidance (Bonus) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: An Unexpected Path Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: A Glimpse of the World ( Bonus ) Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 45: Blending In Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: The Actor’s Guild Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: Chaos on Set Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: Chasing a Shot Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: The Deathtrap Shot ( Bonus chapter) Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50: First Stunt Job Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: The Offer That Didn’t Land Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: A Very Special BBS Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53: The Joker Virus Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: The Self-Proclaimed Rival Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: The Reason for Leaving Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: Audition Opportunity Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: The Audition Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58: The Purpose and Mystery of a Super Brain Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59: Good News Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60: Joining the Production Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61: The Exclusive Dining Hall Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62: Hometown Cooking Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63: San Diego Naval Base Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64: A Day in the Life of an Extra Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 65: Fingerwork Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66: The Mysterious Benefactor Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67: Junk Food Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68: Young Master Stark Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69: You’re Fired Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70: The Difference Between Reality and Memory Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71: A Different Kind of Job Offer (Bonus) Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72: The Rich Party Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73: Enemies Cross Paths Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74: The Late Arrivals Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75: Full-Scale Assault Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76: Counterattack Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77: The Nature of a Hero Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78: Who's the Target? Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79: The Late but Lawful Arrival of the American Police Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80: Another Invitation Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81: Attending the Dinner Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82: Spirited Conversation Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83: A Secret Meeting in the Study Sep 24th, 2025
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