Chapter 40: House Hunting ( Bonus )

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For 20 advanced chapters, visit my Patreon: https://patreon.com/Twilight_scribe1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Henry first landed in this world, he figured his standards for housing would be rock-bottom. A roof, four walls, and running water what more could a Kryptonian in exile ask for? Turns out, quite a lot. The more places he toured, the more he realized: every apartment had something wrong with it. Some were too loud, others too damp, too dark, too sketchy. In hindsight, it made sense if a place was actually decent, it wouldn't have landed in Fabio's lower-tier real estate listings. Fabio, for all his charm and salesmanship, wasn't exactly operating at the top of the L.A. real estate food chain. He specialized in helping broke twenty-somethings chase pipe dreams in Hollywood. Henry, on the other hand, had a little cash stashed away... and more importantly, secrets that made shared living a potential nightmare. So while he kept saying "I'm not picky," the truth was: he was extremely picky. Not unlike those overly selective dating app users who claimed to be chill until they met someone who wasn't six-foot-two with a law degree and a pet-friendly landlord. The good news? Fabio was a pro. He'd seen all kinds starving artists, down-on-their-luck dreamers, borderline fugitives. So taking a few extra days to drive Henry all over L.A. didn't faze him. In the end, Henry settled on an older apartment building on the fringe of a Portuguese neighborhood. It wasn't high-end, but it had a few things going for it: the surrounding streets were quiet, there weren't any obvious drug dealers or working girls on the corners, and the place had a certain low-key charm. That said, areas dense with one ethnic group often came with an unspoken rule: if you weren't part of the tribe, you were on your own. But Henry's Kryptonian status gave him the confidence to ignore those politics. He just needed somewhere safe and semi-private. The landlord, as it turned out, lived on the ground floor. He insisted on meeting every tenant personally. No exceptions. If he didn't like your vibe, you didn't get the keys. Simple as that. Fabio gave Henry the rundown on the drive over. The landlord wasn't Portuguese he was a long-time L.A. native whose family had been here since Hollywood's golden age. But now, he was all that remained. Divorced, child in custody with grandma, and apparently halfway into his "post-societal norms" phase of life. When Henry met him, he immediately understood why Fabio had sounded... hesitant. The guy was bald, short, well into his sixties and wearing lipstick and eyeliner. Fabulous. Henry instantly understood why the landlord's kid preferred grandma. He tensed slightly, already mentally warming up his Kryptonian right hook, just in case this guy mistook him for someone interested in a different kind of lease. But to his surprise, the man Gary was all performance, no predation. His campy aesthetic didn't come with any sleazy undertones. No predatory leers. No awkward brushes. Just a man living his best life, consequences be damned. Henry had seen weirder stuff back home, and that was before he woke up on this Earth with Superman's DNA. "Fabio, darling!" Gary greeted the Italian with a cheek-kiss-adjacent hug. "You brought me another bright-eyed hopeful. Let me guess: actor? Filmmaker? Failed magician seeking a second chance?" Henry stayed cool. "Just... looking to see what the big city's about. If I don't like it, I'll go back to Alaska." That wasn't a line. It was the honest truth. The moment life in L.A. got too crazy what with mutants, metahumans, and the occasional cosmic death god Henry had zero shame about retreating to the Alaskan wilderness and making money mining gold with his heat vision. "Alaska," Gary repeated, circling Henry like he was sizing up a mannequin. "Hmm... you from the west?" Henry caught the real meaning behind the question. "West" was Cold War code for "Did you defect from the Soviet Union recently?" Technically... sort of? But Henry wasn't about to explain interdimensional body-hijacking from a Russian black site. So he just shook his head. "Just Alaska." Gary seemed satisfied. "Alright then, Mr. Alaska. If you're serious about renting, come take a look." He grabbed a ring of keys off his belt and opened the stairwell door. Fabio gave Henry a reassuring smile. "Don't worry. Gary's cool. A little... eccentric, but harmless." Henry smirked. As long as he's not trying to convert me into a drag show understudy, I think we'll be fine. He followed them up to the third floor. The unit was on a corner, which meant two windows, decent lighting, and just enough space for someone who didn't want to go full hermit but still valued privacy. Kitchen, fridge, bed, desk, closet, washer, and dryer check. Clean, well-kept, fully furnished. Everything a superhuman masquerading as a broke twenty-something could ask for. Gary stood by the door, arms crossed dramatically. "You've probably already heard the basics from Fabio, but let me make this clear: No pets. Guests are fine, but this isn't a rave den. No blasting music, no drugs, no chaos. If you get high and start banging on doors, I will evict you. Personally. And unceremoniously." "Sounds fair," Henry said with a nod. "No arguments from me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ???? New Power Stone Bonus Chapters! ???? By popular demand, here's a fresh reward system: ???? 1 BONUS CHAPTER for every 400 Power Stones! (Example: 400 Stones = 1 chapter, 800 Stones = 2 chapters, etc.) Keep voting, and let's see how many extra chapters we can unlock together! ???? Your support fuels this story let's go! ???? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman
Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman Author:House_of_Tales
Chapter 1: Prologue Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: Contained in Siberia Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Director’s Log Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: The Explorers Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5: A Sudden Awakening Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Rescue Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 7: A New Life Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: Where Am I? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Old John's Way With Words Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10: A Passion for Film Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: The Next Step Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: The Interview Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: Life as a Greenhorn Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14: The Incident Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15: The Haul Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: Patching the Paperwork Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17: The Shaving Problem Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: The Biofield Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: Cashing Out at the Bank Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: Consultation Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: The Road Back Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: Cooking Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: The Sheriff Drops By Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: Seven Days Later Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 25: A Strange Kind of Worldview Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26: A Legal Identity Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: The Celebration Party Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28: Departure Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: The Start of the Next Step(Bonus 1) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: Nothing But a Pretty Face(Bonus 2) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: First Impressions of Los Angeles(Bonus 3) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: News from 1990 (Bonus 4) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: First Steps in L.A.(Bonus 5) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: A Real American Dinner Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35: Deeper Ties Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: The Photo Studio Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: Overlooked Futures Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: Italian Lunch Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39: The Apartment Hunt Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: House Hunting ( Bonus ) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41: Merry Christmas Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: A Little Guidance (Bonus) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: An Unexpected Path Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: A Glimpse of the World ( Bonus ) Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 45: Blending In Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: The Actor’s Guild Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: Chaos on Set Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: Chasing a Shot Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: The Deathtrap Shot ( Bonus chapter) Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50: First Stunt Job Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: The Offer That Didn’t Land Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: A Very Special BBS Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53: The Joker Virus Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: The Self-Proclaimed Rival Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: The Reason for Leaving Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: Audition Opportunity Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: The Audition Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58: The Purpose and Mystery of a Super Brain Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59: Good News Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60: Joining the Production Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61: The Exclusive Dining Hall Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62: Hometown Cooking Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63: San Diego Naval Base Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64: A Day in the Life of an Extra Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 65: Fingerwork Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66: The Mysterious Benefactor Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67: Junk Food Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68: Young Master Stark Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69: You’re Fired Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70: The Difference Between Reality and Memory Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71: A Different Kind of Job Offer (Bonus) Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72: The Rich Party Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73: Enemies Cross Paths Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74: The Late Arrivals Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75: Full-Scale Assault Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76: Counterattack Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77: The Nature of a Hero Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78: Who's the Target? Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79: The Late but Lawful Arrival of the American Police Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80: Another Invitation Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81: Attending the Dinner Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82: Spirited Conversation Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83: A Secret Meeting in the Study Sep 24th, 2025
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