Chapter 30: Nothing But a Pretty Face(Bonus 2)

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For 20 advanced chapters, visit my Patreon: https://patreon.com/Twilight_scribe1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Henry was serious about stepping into the entertainment industry, the first question was simple: on-screen or behind the scenes? Behind the scenes meant skills—real ones. Audio, camera work, color correction, depth of field, lighting, production design, editing... sure, some of it came down to talent, but you still needed the foundation. Without a solid understanding of film theory, you weren't getting anywhere near a Hollywood set unless you were holding someone's coffee. And then there were those "system-breaking" stories he'd read back in his old life—Chinese fanfics where the MC wrote a killer script, got discovered, and suddenly became the next Spielberg. Cute idea. In reality? That route was a crapshoot. See, most Hollywood scripts didn't come from unsolicited submissions. They'd been sitting in studio vaults for years—sometimes decades—waiting for just the right moment. And even when those scripts got greenlit, they were rewritten so many times, the original authors would barely recognize them. Take Forrest Gump, for example. A box office hit in '94. Heartwarming. Inspirational. Quintessential American Dream story. Except the source material? A brutal political satire. A man with below-average IQ stumbling through major events in U.S. history and somehow becoming rich? Yeah, not exactly subtle. If you squinted, it was practically the author flipping off the American public while saying, "It's not personal—I just think y'all are idiots." But after Hollywood got its hands on it? Poof—satire gone. Welcome to inspiration porn, America. The script didn't just get rewritten; it got a full-on identity transplant. The only thing left intact was the basic human anatomy: two eyes, one nose, one mouth. So yeah, Henry wasn't betting on breaking in as a screenwriter. That left acting. At least with acting, the first barrier to entry was pretty straightforward: you just needed a face. Unfortunately, everybody had one. Which meant competition was brutal. Thousands of hopefuls flooding Hollywood every year, all thinking they'd be the next Brad Pitt. That's how you ended up with casting couches and "networking" that looked more like softcore blackmail. Still... Henry wasn't aiming to be an A-lister. He had savings from his crabbing gigs. If he kept his expectations low—blend into the background, work as an extra, chase niche roles—he could make this work. Hell, maybe even fund a weird side project, like nostalgic video game collecting or retro TV bingeing. "No expectations, no disappointments." That was the motto. He didn't need to win an Oscar. Didn't need to buy a mansion in Beverly Hills or a Bugatti for every day of the week. He wasn't trying to outpace some silver-spoon Wall Street baby or become a tabloid god. All he wanted was a quiet life, lived on his terms. Of course, this was still America—the land of "freedom" where school shootings were more frequent than snowfall. Good thing he was bulletproof. As long as he stayed out of New York, he'd avoid the really weird stuff. No Avengers Tower. No SHIELD drama. No purple aliens looking to erase half the universe. And if Thanos really did show up one day with his rock collection, snapped his fingers, and sent half of existence into the void? Henry's odds were fifty-fifty. Big deal. If he survived, cool. If not... well, it wasn't like he had a family. No one was waiting for him. Death wouldn't be some great tragedy—it would just be quiet. Honestly, people overhyped the Snap. A quick death was better than being slowly eaten alive by disease, debt, or despair. Henry had already lived through a different kind of hell. Two decades locked up in a Soviet black site, poked and prodded until he didn't know where his body ended and the test tubes began. Every inch of him had been someone's experiment. They'd sliced, injected, scanned, and broken him in every way except mercy. If they'd had a little more time, they probably would have started amputating—an arm here, a leg there. Hell, maybe even taken his brain apart just to see what made it tick. So no, he wasn't afraid of dying in some intergalactic balancing act. He'd faced worse. Let the Avengers save the day. Let the gods and mutants and tech billionaires punch each other across skylines. He'd be over here, in his lane, living slow and quiet. He wasn't here to carry the world's problems on his back. He wasn't out to rescue kittens or stop meteorites. He didn't give a damn if someone's house got robbed or their toilet exploded. Not his circus. Not his planet. Hell, the fact that he hadn't gone full supervillain was already a win for humanity. He wasn't plotting revenge on the world. He wasn't blackmailing governments or starting cults. He wasn't even trying to rewrite history. You know what he was doing? Letting Russia collapse without lifting a damn finger. The Red Empire was about to crumble, and Henry wasn't getting involved. What would be the point? What would he even gain? Robbery? He was a Kryptonian, for crying out loud. If he wanted money, he could rob any bank, any time, anywhere. Walk into the Federal Reserve, melt the vault doors with heat vision, and walk out with gold bars hot enough to fry bacon. No one would even know where they came from. Stock trading? Arbitrage? That was for desperate hustlers, not god-tier aliens. Could he buy up Russian state assets for pennies on the dollar? Maybe. If he had capital, connections, and a ruthless streak. But all he had was three hundred grand and a car with bad shocks. Revenge on the scientists who tortured him? Yeah, no. It'd be poetic, sure, but where would he even find them? It's not like they handed out business cards in the gulag. And let's be honest—most of them were probably about to suffer more than he ever could dish out. The Soviet collapse would chew them up and spit them out. But if—if—they somehow crawled out of the rubble and made something of themselves, then it'd be worth showing up, just in time to ruin everything. Just for the fun of it. After all, death isn't always punishment. Sometimes living is the real curse. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Loving the story so far? Want more chapters? Drop a Power Stone to show your support! A quick review would mean the world too.Thanks, everyone! ❤️ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Contents
Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman
Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman Author:House_of_Tales
Chapter 1: Prologue Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: Contained in Siberia Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Director’s Log Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: The Explorers Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5: A Sudden Awakening Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Rescue Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 7: A New Life Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: Where Am I? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Old John's Way With Words Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10: A Passion for Film Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: The Next Step Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: The Interview Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: Life as a Greenhorn Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14: The Incident Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15: The Haul Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: Patching the Paperwork Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17: The Shaving Problem Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: The Biofield Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: Cashing Out at the Bank Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: Consultation Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: The Road Back Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: Cooking Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: The Sheriff Drops By Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: Seven Days Later Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 25: A Strange Kind of Worldview Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26: A Legal Identity Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: The Celebration Party Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28: Departure Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: The Start of the Next Step(Bonus 1) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: Nothing But a Pretty Face(Bonus 2) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: First Impressions of Los Angeles(Bonus 3) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: News from 1990 (Bonus 4) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: First Steps in L.A.(Bonus 5) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: A Real American Dinner Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35: Deeper Ties Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: The Photo Studio Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: Overlooked Futures Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: Italian Lunch Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39: The Apartment Hunt Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: House Hunting ( Bonus ) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41: Merry Christmas Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: A Little Guidance (Bonus) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: An Unexpected Path Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: A Glimpse of the World ( Bonus ) Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 45: Blending In Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: The Actor’s Guild Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: Chaos on Set Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: Chasing a Shot Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: The Deathtrap Shot ( Bonus chapter) Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50: First Stunt Job Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: The Offer That Didn’t Land Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: A Very Special BBS Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53: The Joker Virus Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: The Self-Proclaimed Rival Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: The Reason for Leaving Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: Audition Opportunity Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: The Audition Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58: The Purpose and Mystery of a Super Brain Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59: Good News Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60: Joining the Production Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61: The Exclusive Dining Hall Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62: Hometown Cooking Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63: San Diego Naval Base Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64: A Day in the Life of an Extra Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 65: Fingerwork Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66: The Mysterious Benefactor Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67: Junk Food Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68: Young Master Stark Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69: You’re Fired Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70: The Difference Between Reality and Memory Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71: A Different Kind of Job Offer (Bonus) Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72: The Rich Party Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73: Enemies Cross Paths Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74: The Late Arrivals Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75: Full-Scale Assault Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76: Counterattack Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77: The Nature of a Hero Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78: Who's the Target? Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79: The Late but Lawful Arrival of the American Police Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80: Another Invitation Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81: Attending the Dinner Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82: Spirited Conversation Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83: A Secret Meeting in the Study Sep 24th, 2025
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