Chapter 359: Dog Shit

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Chapter 359 of "After Transmigration, I Snag a Stunning Bigwig as My Husband" begins with: Xie Jinxiu smiled at Shangguan Feng’er.She really knows how to coax people. But this grand promise... See the full story!

Xie Jinxiu smiled at Shangguan Feng’er.She really knows how to coax people. But this grand promise might be a bit too much. Duke Chong was being watched by Marquis Dongxiang, who was as fierce and domineering as a bandit, determined not to rest until he took a piece of Duke Chong. The Emperor was also protecting Marquis Dongxiang, or more precisely, using him. When Marquis Dongxiang falls, only then could the Second Prince have a chance to sit on the Crown Prince’s throne. If Marquis Dongxiang continues to grow stronger, even Duke Chong might find it hard to protect himself, not to mention the grand promises made by Duke Chong’s Mansion. But fortunately, the Emperor trusts Grandfather, so even if Duke Chong’s Mansion falls, it won’t implicate the Duke Zhen Country Mansion. Seeing Xie Jinyu’s mood slightly improved, a maid brought in some swallow’s nest porridge. Xie Jinyu did not eat. Shangguan Feng’er looked at Xie Jinyu and said, "You are still too naive. Having been harmed to this extent, you should eat more and eat well. Only by nursing yourself back to health can you seize the chance for revenge." "By not eating or drinking like this, apart from making Aunt and us distressed, do you think the female bandit would feel sorry for you?" Feel sorry? Who knows if that female bandit even has a heart! But she spoke the truth. She should eat more, to be in good spirits and fight to the finish with her. Xie Jinyu took the bowl and started eating, but with her swollen face, speaking was difficult, and chewing made her cheeks hurt. Enduring the pain, she finished the swallow’s nest porridge, making the maids extremely happy, all praising Shangguan Feng’er’s ability to persuade. Xie Jinxiu rolled her eyes inwardly. In the past two days, she’s come to Zilan Garden a few times a day, repeating these words at least ten times, has Xie Jinyu listened? In her opinion, it’s not that Shangguan Feng’er is good at persuasion, but that after not eating for nearly three days, Xie Jinyu was truly starving. With Shangguan Feng’er offering a way out, why wouldn’t she seize it? The maids were taking away the bowl of swallow’s nest porridge when a little maid walked in. "Miss, the Eldest Young Madam’s dog ran away," the little maid reported. "Right now, the maids from Agarwood Pavilion are searching all over the Duke Mansion." "Is it that damn dog that dared to bite my mother?!" Xie Jinyu gritted her teeth. "..." Indeed, it was that dog. The entire Duke Mansion only the Eldest Young Madam kept a dog. "This is a great opportunity to avenge Aunt," Shangguan Feng’er thought with a plan in mind. In such a vast Duke Mansion, it’s hard to find the culprit for killing even a maid, let alone a dog. Xie Jinyu was just worried about finding a chance to avenge her mother. Now that the opportunity presented itself, how could she miss it? She immediately dispatched a maid to find it. Directly beating the dog to death would be too obvious, but if it "accidentally" fell into the well and drowned, that female bandit would have to swallow her anger! Originally, such a matter should have been handled by Xie Jinyu herself, but her face had not yet fully healed, and she dared not go out to see people. Shangguan Feng’er and Xie Jinxiu stayed with her. However, no news came, and they grew impatient. Shangguan Feng’er suggested going to take a look, and Xie Jinyu agreed immediately. Perhaps it was either her incredible luck or misfortune, just as they stepped out of Zilan Garden, a little maid carrying a food box ran towards them. She ran quickly, as if chased by a fierce dog. Xie Jinxiu saw her and asked, "Why are you running so fast?" "There’s a dog on the path over there," the little maid replied. The little maid didn’t know about the Eldest Young Madam’s dog that had escaped from Agarwood Pavilion. But ever since Princess Nanzhang was bitten by a dog, the maids had a psychological shadow. No dog in this world doesn’t bite after all. Even a rabbit will bite when it’s anxious. Shangguan Feng’er headed towards the path. The maid quickly called for someone to bring a stick. In the small grove, Little Black was busy digging to bury its poop. A shout startled it. "Catch it for me!" Shangguan Feng’er shouted. Little Black turned and ran. Yet both ends of the path were blocked by maids. Seven or eight maids held sticks, forming an impenetrable barrier, advancing step by step. Little Black barked at them. Some maids were too timid to approach, others nervously clenched their sticks. Shangguan Feng’er shouted angrily, "What are you standing there for? Go get it!" The maids swarmed forth. Little Black sped past their feet, prompting a pursuit. The small grove descended into chaos. Chaos breeds disaster. Instead of standing calmly on the path watching, Shangguan Feng’er and Xie Jinxiu also ventured into the woods. As Little Black dodged, it dashed towards Shangguan Feng’er, who turned to flee in fright. Hmm. Unintentionally, she tripped over a branch, stumbled forward, and accidentally bumped into Xie Jinxiu, who knocked her down completely. She fell face down sprawling on the ground. Falling wasn’t the worst part—she wouldn’t be severely hurt on a dirt floor. But don’t forget why Little Black had come to the woods. It was here to defecate. Just started burying its poop when the maids showed up. The dog feces only half-buried, and then the maids chased it all over the place. Shangguan Feng’er fell just about half a step from Little Black’s poop. She dodged it with her head, but her hands didn’t escape. Little Black, "...!!!" Its poop! Shangguan Feng’er looked at the dog feces on her hand, her first reaction was to scream. "Ahhh!" The maids were startled by her screams. They all turned to look at her. This gave Little Black, who viewed it as a godsend, the perfect opportunity to escape. By the time the maids managed to react, Little Black had already fled far away. But the maids could no longer bother with it. The eldest girl’s hand at Duke Chong’s Mansion had touched dog feces. It was dog feces after all. Little Black avoided the people and finally saw a dog hole, into which it scampered. Hmm. Beyond the dog hole was another courtyard. The courtyard seemed deserted, with a serene and quaint ambiance. Moreover, there were dishes on the table, exuding an enticing aroma. After running for so long, Little Black felt hungry and jumped onto the stone stool and climbed onto the table to feast. Not far away in the gazebo. A veiled Madam sat there embroidering. A maid approached her, saying, "Madam, if you don’t eat soon, the dishes will get cold." The Madam laid down her embroidery hoop. The maid followed the Madam out of the gazebo. From afar, the little maid saw Little Black eating from the table. The little maid exclaimed, "Where did this dog come from, to actually climb on the table to eat!" She rushed over intending to chase Little Black away. But as she got closer, the little maid paused in her steps. She took a few steps back. The Madam looked at her, and the little maid said, "Just a few days ago when I went to the main kitchen to fetch food, I overheard the cook saying that the Eldest Young Madam brought back a white dog named Little Black from Dongxiang Marquis Mansion; it’s extremely ferocious, it even dared to bite Princess Nanzhang." "That might be the same one," the little maid speculated. "I’ll go get a stick to chase it away." Nᴇw novel chapters are publɪshed on novelFirｅ.net The little maid turned to leave but was stopped by the Madam. The Madam walked to the stone table, sat down, and reached out to stroke Little Black’s fur. Little Black glanced at her and continued to eat voraciously. The little maid, still uneasy, ran outside for a round and came back saying, "Madam, it seems the maids from the eldest girl’s courtyard are looking for this dog." No response met her words. After speaking, the little maid stood aside. Full and satisfied, Little Black was about to leave. Yet it was picked up by the Madam, and as it struggled and barked once, the Madam stroked its fur, calming Little Black and silencing it. "Madam, where do you intend to take the dog?" the little maid asked. The Madam, holding the dog, headed towards the gate of the courtyard. The little maid was agitated. The Madam couldn’t speak, making it hard for the maid to tend to her appropriately.

Chapter 359: Dog Shit

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