Chapter 270 Funny

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In the early morning, the sky just hinted at first light.The earth was still shrouded in mist. Inside the Buddhist Hall. The little maid leaned against the wall and fell asleep. A gust of wind blew, jolting her awake from the cold. She opened her drowsy eyes and saw Princess Nanzhang lying on the ground. The maid thought Princess Nanzhang, like her, couldn’t bear it and fainted from exhaustion. Quickly, she got up and took a cloak to cover Princess Nanzhang. The little maid shrank back to the corner and went back to sleep. Sleeping in the morning was not as sound as at night; she woke up twice to see Princess Nanzhang still in the same position. Only then did the little maid sense something was wrong and called out a few times. No one responded to her. The little maid’s face turned pale. She hurriedly ran outside, breaking the morning’s silence with urgency— "Something’s wrong! The Commandery Princess has fainted!" Su Jin had just woken up and learned about Princess Nanzhang’s fainting. Su Jin’s lips twitched. Although being punished to kneel was exhausting. But it shouldn’t be so tiring as to faint after one night, right? "Miss said to have someone watch her, Princess Nanzhang surely didn’t dare to slack off," Xingxing said. "Now that she’s fainted, do we still make her kneel until noon?" Xingxing asked. Su Jin raised an eyebrow. This was indeed a problem. "It was the Old Madam who punished Princess Nanzhang to kneel in the Buddhist Hall, not me." "Listen to the Old Madam," Su Jin said. As usual, Su Jin got up, washed, and then had breakfast. Coincidentally, the Old Madam had the same idea. "The one who punished Princess Nanzhang is the Eldest Young Madam, listen to her," the Old Madam said. Each was waiting for the other. No one spoke up. Regarding Third Master and Third Madam, Princess Nanzhang obediently knelt for a night. No one gave an order, Mrs. Zhao didn’t dare to carry anyone back to Peony Garden, lest further trouble arises then. She anxiously paced back and forth inside the house. Xie Jinyu and Xie Jingchuan hurriedly came upon hearing the news of Princess Nanzhang fainting. "Why haven’t you carried my mother back to Peony Garden?!" Xie Jinyu exclaimed. Mrs. Zhao said with difficulty, "The Commandery Princess is being punished to kneel, without the Old Madam’s word, I don’t dare to move." "Since when has my mother been this afraid of the Old Madam?!" Xie Jinyu huffed. Mrs. Zhao didn’t know how to respond. Times change. The Commandery Princess isn’t afraid of the Old Madam, but if the Old Madam decides to fight to the end, the consequences are unimaginable. Xie Jingchuan didn’t waste words, picking up Princess Nanzhang and carrying her out of the Buddhist Hall. Mrs. Zhao dared not stop him and obediently followed behind. Su Jin had just finished eating when she learned that Princess Nanzhang returned to the Peony Garden. Although anxious to return to the Dongxiang Marquis Mansion, Su Jin did not move, watering the flowers in the garden. Her every move was reported to the Old Madam by the maid. The Old Madam was fuming, "She’s fainted from kneeling, and she’s still not satisfied?!" "Could it be that she wasn’t given any money?" Mrs. Wang suggested. The Old Madam frowned. When the silver note of ten thousand taels reached Su Jin, she didn’t even enter her room; she left Agarwood Pavilion directly. The Old Madam, upon learning this, was so angry that her chest hurt. Never seen someone who loved money this much! Upon leaving the Duke Mansion, the Hidden Guard drove a carriage over. Xingxing looked at the Hidden Guard and asked, "Where’s the master’s horse?" The Hidden Guard, "..." While speaking, Xie Jingchen helped Su Jin into the carriage, and he got in as well. The coachman brought a horse-drawn carriage specifically for Xingxing to sit alone. Xingxing pouted. Why does the master want to fight with her over the carriage? Xingxing glared at the Hidden Guard. The Hidden Guard looked at Xingxing and said, "Don’t you want to see the young master sooner?" "I’ll see the young master as soon as I return to the Marquis Mansion," Xingxing said. "..." "I meant the young master that the Eldest Young Madam gave birth to the Eldest Young Master," the Hidden Guard wearily explained. Xingxing’s eyes lit up. She hurriedly crawled into the carriage behind. Inside the carriage, Su Jin looked at Xie Jingchen, who occupied her seat, feeling gloomy. That spot was the most spacious, softest, and most comfortable. Why not ride a horse instead of grabbing for the carriage with her? It’s unfair! The Hidden Guard walked toward the carriage, saw through the curtain that Su Jin sat in the seat where Xingxing once was. He climbed onto the driver’s seat and flicked the whip. The carriage moved forward. Su Jin’s body leaned backward, and Xie Jingchen smoothly caught her, placing Su Jin on his lap. Su Jin, "..." Was she just taken into his arms like this? Outrageous! Su Jin struggled to get up. The more she struggled, the tighter Xie Jingchen held her. "Sit properly," he said in a husky voice. "Let me go!" Su Jin protested. Yet with every move, something seemed to press against her. Su Jin, "..." Xie Jingchen, "..." The atmosphere suddenly became quiet. Then the Hidden Guard caused trouble. Deliberately driving the carriage over a stone. The carriage made a loud thud. Su Jin’s body leaned back, and the back of her head directly bumped into Xie Jingchen’s nose. "Hiss," he groaned softly. Although her head hurt. Su Jin still thought the Hidden Guard did well. Su Jin tried hard not to laugh, her cheeks aching. Then a hand reached out to snatch her embroidered handkerchief. Su Jin held it tightly. "What are you doing?" she asked angrily. "Nosebleed." "..." Su Jin turned to see Xie Jingchen looking gloomy. The handkerchief was taken by him to wipe the nosebleed. Xie Jingchen gritted his teeth and said, "Drive properly!" The Hidden Guard on the driver’s seat felt guilty. Too much strength, resulting in the Young Master getting hurt. The Hidden Guard steadied himself and drove the carriage smoothly. But no matter how smooth a carriage is, it can’t avoid accidents. The carriage in front, loaded with timber, suddenly had its ropes break, and the timber rolled down. After one bump, another bump followed. The frightened Hidden Guard quickly said, "Young Master, it wasn’t on purpose." No one spoke, only Su Jin’s muffled laughter was audible. "Is it that funny?" These words squeezed out from Xie Jingchen’s clenched teeth; he couldn’t stand Su Jin’s gloating look and tightened his arm around Su Jin. Su Jin winced in pain but refused to beg for mercy. "Man may be forgiven for his sins, but not for the sins he deliberately commits," Su Jin said. Xie Jingchen stretched out his hand, took off a golden hairpin from Su Jin’s head, and casually threw it outside the carriage. Su Jin saw this and said, "What are you doing?!" "Don’t move," Xie Jingchen breathed heavily. Su Jin stayed still. When they arrived at the Dongxiang Marquis Mansion, Su Jin learned why Xie Jingchen threw her golden hairpin. A scratch from the golden hairpin marked his face. Su Jin, "..." Hidden Guard, "..." The Hidden Guard didn’t dare to look at Xie Jingchen’s face anymore. Xingxing rubbed her head as she walked over. Seeing the scratch on Xie Jingchen’s face. She exclaimed, "How did Master get hurt on the face?" "Will it leave a scar?" she asked worriedly. "Rest assured, with me here, it won’t scar," Su Jin said. Though that person is quite annoying, leaving a scar on such an attractive face would just spite herself. Upon entering the Marquis Mansion, Prince NanAn and the others were surprised upon seeing Xie Jingchen’s face. "Did my brother-in-law encounter a master?" Su Chong asked. "Who hit you?" "We’ll help you get revenge!" Su Chong said passionately. Before Xie Jingchen could speak. Su Chong quickly backed down. "Your sister," Xie Jingchen said. Su Chong was embarrassed. He patted Xie Jingchen on the shoulder. "Accept it, for all these years, I’ve never retaliated or talked back either." "You’ll get used to it after a while." Xie Jingchen nearly spit blood.

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After Transmigration, I Snag a Stunning Bigwig as My Husband
After Transmigration, I Snag a Stunning Bigwig as My Husband Author:Mu Ying
Chapter 1 Causing Trouble Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 2: Imperial Marriage Arrangement Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 3: Marriage Sep 9th, 2025
Chapter 4: Bridal Chamber Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 5 Blackening Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 6 Misunderstanding Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 7: Brutality Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 8: Fall Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 9 Adding Scenes Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 10 Respect for Tea Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 11 Embarrassment Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 12: Public Outrage Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 13 Bragging Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 14: Seeking Advice Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 15 Making Money Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 16 Robbery Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 17 Memory Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 18 Eating Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 19 Delicate Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 20: Contentment Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 21: Returning Home Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 22: Virtuous Son-in-Law Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 23 Shopping Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 24 Beating Someone Up Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 25 Guilt Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 26 High Expectations Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 27 Admiration Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 28 Elegance Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 29 Threat Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 30 Reflection Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 31 Face Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 32 Casual Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 33: Robbery Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 34 Restaurant Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 35 Joke Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 36 Selling Charcoal Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 37: Setting Out Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 38 Disdain Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 39 Trembling Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 40 Responsible Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 41 Helping Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 42 Filial Piety Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 43: Revised - 43 Training Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 44: Abandon Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 45: Brewing Medicine Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 46 Disappointment Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 47 Bad Things Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 48: Ruining the Family Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 49: Revised - 49 Losses Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 50 Business Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 51 Measure Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 52 Unlucky Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 53: Challenge Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 54 Chicken Leg Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 55 Roast Chicken Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 56 Filial Piety Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 57: An Incident Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 58: Framing Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 59 Comprehension Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 60 Formidable Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 61: On the Wall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 62: Character Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 63 Politeness Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 64: Treating Guests Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 65: Dongzhu Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 66 Joke Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 67 Scared to Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 68 Unlucky Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 69: Habit Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 70: Indulgence Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 71: Snicker Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 72 Scare Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 73 Accounts Payable Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 74 Tricked Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 75 Remedy Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 76 Humiliation Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 77 Sparring Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 78: Let Go Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 79 Apology Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 80 Remedies Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 81 Delicious Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 82 Casual Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 83 Taste Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 84: Good Intentions Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 85 Imagination Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 86: Toxic Friend Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 87: Mandarin Ducks Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 88 Territory (Requesting Monthly Tickets) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 89 Brothers Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 90 Thick Skin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 91 Peak Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 92 Preserved Fruit Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 93: Prescription Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 94: Treating Illness (Requesting Monthly Tickets) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 95 Cactus Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 96 Uncle Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 97 Grain and Grass Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 98 Bribery (80 Monthly Tickets Bonus) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 99 Cavalry Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 100 Despair Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 101: Tear the Ticket Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 102 Forming a Good Relationship Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 103 - Encirclement (160 Monthly Votes Bonus) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 104 Becoming Attached Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 105 Monthly Salary Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 106 Sandalwood Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 107: Apology Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 108: Difficulties Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 109 Kindness Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 110 Severe Punishment Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 111: Aura Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 112 Difficulty Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 113 Coarse Work Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 114 Doubts Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 115 Casual Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 116 Exhaustion Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 117 Purple Jade Bracelet Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 118: Coincidence Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 119 Impulse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 120 Weigh Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 121 Respect Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 122 Entering the Palace (Extra - for 240 Monthly Tickets) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 123 Sincerity Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 124 Palace Rules Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 125: Squatting Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 126: Reconciliation Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 127: Diligence Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 128: Too Miserable Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 129 Reward Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 130: Harvesting Honey Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 131: Weak Legs (Monthly Ticket 320 Extra Update) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 132: Presumptuous (Requesting Monthly Votes) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 133 Sage Enlightenment Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 134 Kindness Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 135 Powerful Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 136 Biological (Monthly Ticket 400 Additional Update) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 137 Condemnation Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 138 Pride Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 139 Unlucky (Bonus - for 480 Monthly Tickets) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 140 Establishing Merit Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 141 Dignified Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 142 Moving Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 143 Shame Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 144 Plunder Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 145 Folk Remedy Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 146: Respect Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 147 Cherish Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 148: Dilemma Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 149: Connotation Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 150: Vision Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 151 Slander Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 152 Accompanying (Request for Monthly Tickets) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 153: Submission Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 154: Scare Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 155 Respect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 156 Reflection Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 157: Noble Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 158 Timid Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 159 Experience Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 160 Excitement Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 161: Don’t Be Afraid Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 162 Severe Punishment Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 163 Rest Assured Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 164: Pleasing Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 165: The Truth Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 166 Clever Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 167 Eagle Eye Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 168 - 169 Coincidence Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 169: Cheap Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 170 Guarantee Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 171: Refuge Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 172 Delicate Flower Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 173 Training Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 174: Salvage Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 175: Painstaking Efforts Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 176 Getting Beaten Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 177 Opening Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 178 Submission Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 179: Strength Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 180: Ancestral Heritage Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 181 Tragedy Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 182 Stab Wound Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 183 Provocation Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 184: Request to Meet Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 185 Listen Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 186: Virtuous and Good Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 187: Slogan Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 188 Discrimination Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 189 Opening Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 190 Filial Piety Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 191 Bowing Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 192 Rewards Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 193: Unpalatable Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 194 Blessings Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 195: Rough Work Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 196 Daughter Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 197 Worry Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 198 Jade Dice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 199 Drinking Capacity Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 200: Angry Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 201 Slander Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 202: Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 203 Bullying Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 204 Vomiting Blood Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 205: Grasping Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 206 Ruin Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 207: Revised - 207, Integrity Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 208: Giving Face Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 209: Advantage Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 210: Backdoor Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 211 Complaining Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 212: Secret Room Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 213 Gift Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 214 Random Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 215: Fainting Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 216 Confession Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 217: Training Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 218 Self-Awareness Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 219: After Modification - 219 Housewarming Banquet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 220 Opposition Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 221 Staircase Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 222: Protecting Oneself Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 223: Sulking Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 224 Attention to Detail Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 225 Panic Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 226: Humiliation Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 227 Consideration Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 228 Investigation Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 229 Punishment Discussion Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 230: Treat Generously Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 231 Buried Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 232 Passing Through Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 233 Obedient Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 234: Plainclothes Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 235 Should Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 236 Waste Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 237: Annoyance Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 238 Envy Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 239 Understanding Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 240 Rest and Recuperation Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 241: Quantity Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 242: Silencing Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 243: Contempt Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 244 Justice Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 245: Trap Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 246 Kindness Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 247: Pills Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 248 Excitement (Requesting Monthly Tickets) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 249: Tossing Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 250 Heartache Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 251 Weight Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 252: Heard Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 253 Rare Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 254 Image Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 255 Belt Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 256: Relying on the Backer Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 257 Bandaging Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 258 Accomplices Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 259: Advantage Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 260 Impeachment Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 261: Truth Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 262 Coquetry Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 263: Beaten to Death with a Staff Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 264: Coward Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 265 Silent Mourning Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 266 Noble Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 267 Pursuit Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 268 Persuasion Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 269: Internal Injury Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 270 Funny Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 271 The Base of the Wall Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 272 Tactful Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 273: Cheap Sep 29th, 2025
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