Chapter 155: Secrets, Sass, and a Spirit Bird

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Chapter 155: Secrets, Sass, and a Spirit Bird [Lavinia’s POV—The Whisper Cellar] The moment I stepped through the hidden door behind the bar, the air changed. Literally. Gone were the smells of cheap ale and roasted meat. Down here, it smelled like secrets—like parchment and candle wax and the faint trace of something burnt. The stairwell was narrow and damp, the stone walls lined with glowing mushrooms (why is that always a thing in fantasy basements?) and carvings I couldn’t read. Ancient symbols. Wards, maybe. "Third left... Knock twice, once... and hum," I muttered under my breath, counting doors. Behind me, Osric followed like the ghost of overprotectiveness. "You know," he whispered, his voice a low warning, "this entire situation feels like the start of one of those cautionary bard tales. The princess sneaks off. The cat is cursed. The bodyguard gets blamed for everything." "I didn’t know you were so poetic," I replied sweetly. "But if I’m the heroine. I never die this early." "...That’s not comforting." We reached the door. Plain. Wood. Heavy. I knocked twice. Then once. Then... hummed. A soft little melody from the court—my old lullaby. It felt like treason humming it here. Click. The door creaked open, revealing— Nothing. Just shadows. And the vague scent of ink and something metallic. I stepped inside. "You’re not seriously going in there?" Osric hissed. "Too late," I whispered, already halfway in. "Stay here if you’re scared." "I’m not scared. I’m responsible." "Same thing." He groaned. But he followed. Good. Because the moment we stepped into the room... we both stopped. And stared. Hard. The dim, dusty stairwell had led us here, and here was... not what I expected. Velvet chaise lounges. Gold-detailed walls. Floating crystal lanterns. A roaring fireplace. Art—actual framed oil paintings—hung like someone had robbed three noble estates and built a bachelor lounge from the loot. Osric blinked at the plush surroundings. "...So the Guild Master is corrupt." I nodded, eyes wide. "Corrupt and... weirdly excellent at interior design." That’s when the sound of polished boots echoed in. And he arrived. A man stepped out of the backroom like he owned time itself. Dark blue hair swept back like midnight waves. Ocean-blue eyes so cold and clever they could slice through lies. His robes? Casual, loose, expensive. Silk. Definitely enchanted. Every movement he made was liquid charm wrapped in barely leashed menace. I blinked. He doesn’t look like a bartender. It feels like a ’secret noble who probably plays chess with death’ energy. He glanced at us—smiling like he knew our secrets already—and walked, slow and deliberate, toward the velvet couch. He didn’t sit. He sprawled. Then he rested his chin on his knuckles, eyes glinting with amusement. "Well," he said, voice like gravel wrapped in velvet and arrogance. "If it isn’t the Crown Princess, dressed like a tragic side character from her own funeral." Osric bristled beside me. "How did he—" But the man turned to him, tone maddeningly calm. "And Lord Osric. Rynthall’s only heir. The shield of the Crown Princess. And the Empire’s next Grand Duke." Osric opened his mouth, closed it, and muttered, "I hate him." I wasn’t surprised he recognized us, because Rye Morven wasn’t just a guild master. He was also an unregistered mage. Not sanctioned. Not bound by the Circle. But undeniably powerful. And for whatever reason—probably because he’s shady with a flair for drama—he kept his magical abilities hidden from the world. And then I smirked and stepped forward. Confident. Calculated. Deadly polite. And sat down directly across from him, legs crossed, chin high, and spine straight. "I see it didn’t take long for you to abandon your bartender disguise, Rye Morven," I said smoothly. "Fascinating. I expected someone less... decorative." His smile twitched. But I wasn’t done. I leaned forward slightly, my tone cooling like frostbite behind silk. "...What I didn’t expect was such a blatant display of arrogance." He raised an eyebrow. "Oh?" I tilted my head, eyes sharp. "You didn’t bow." Silence. Heavy. Dangerous. Even Marshi, still curled inside my satchel, stopped grooming his paw. I continued, voice slow and crisp as crushed glass. "You’re in the presence of the Empire’s Crown Princess. And while your furniture may be velvet and your ego stitched in gold, your spine is still expected to bend." Rye’s amused expression wavered. Just slightly. And then— He stood. No words. And knelt. One knee to the rug, head bowed low, voice steady but no longer cocky. "My deepest apologies, Your Highness," he said quietly. "This unworthy servant of the Empire greets you with proper reverence." I leaned back, watching him, letting the power settle in the room like dust. Then smiled. "Good," I said. "You may rise. I prefer my informants alive and respectful." He stood slowly. Eyes warier now. But a flicker of admiration shone behind them, too. That’s right, Whisper Man. You may know secrets, but I own the throne, and I hadn’t even gotten serious yet. He shifted slightly, lips curling back into that lazy, serpent smile. "So..." he drawled, settling into his velvet throne like we were having afternoon tea instead of tiptoeing near treason. "Why would the Crown Princess of Elorian soil her boots and royal dignity to visit such a lowly, common... creature?" His voice was silk-wrapped mockery. I tilted my chin and met his eyes with ice. "I came for information." He made a soft, thoughtful sound. "Mmm. Dangerous things, princess. Information. They burn more than fire." "I’m immune to fire," I replied smoothly. "Born in it." His smile grew wider. "...And I wonder about who our princess is curious about." I was about to say it. To say her name, when— WHOOSH! Something massive slammed through the upper window like a golden sunbeam armed with talons and attitude. Before Osric could even blink— SLAM. A colossal golden eagle descended from the shadows and landed—regally, dramatically, and unapologetically—on his head . "WHAT—" Osric staggered backward. The eagle let out a sharp, piercing screech that echoed through the chamber like a war trumpet before battle. Wings wide. Feathers gleaming like burnished gold. Eyes glowing with ancient judgment. Talons? Comfortably stabbing his scalp. There was a silence.A heavy, stunned, awkward silence. I blinked. "...What the hell?" Osric stood motionless, arms rigid at his sides like a man trying very hard to pretend his life wasn’t spiraling into absurdity. "Is something... on me?" I tilted my head. "Yes." "And?" "She’s majestic." Osric turned to Rye—who, for the first time since we met, looked genuinely rattled. The usually smooth, shadow-slicked Whisper Man blinked like he’d just been personally attacked by destiny. "Why... why do I feel stabbed?" he muttered, hand on his chest like the drama king he clearly was. "Probably ego damage," I said sweetly. "Why," Osric asked through clenched teeth, "is a warbird nesting on my head?" "Maybe she likes you." "She’s stabbing me." "Affectionately." Solena, the golden eagle, squawked once more—loudly, imperiously—and then hopped off his head, feathers ruffling in annoyance. She landed on his shoulder with all the weight of judgment and then, very delicately, nudged his cheek with her beak. "She’s showing affection," I whispered. "Look, she’s cuddling." Osric looked like he might pass out. Rye finally exhaled. "She’s... Solena. A spirit-bound familiar. Old. Very old. Very proud. Very selective." Osric groaned. "Wonderful. So, I’ve been chosen. Like a magical hat. Without permission." Solena fluffed her wings smugly and preened a glowing feather. Her entire aura screamed, You belong to me now. "She was looking for her master," Rey murmured, watching her nuzzle against Osric again. "And I guess...she found him." Osric looked absolutely offended by the entire sequence of events. "But why me?" Rye hesitated. Avoided Osric’s eyes. Then cleared his throat and said, deadpan: "Well... legend says Solena only chooses the most handsome man in the empire." Osric went still. Dead silent. Jaw slightly slack. "...I should feel proud," he said at last. "But I feel deeply uncomfortable." I burst out laughing. Like, actual laughter. Not a royal giggle. Not a ladylike chuckle. A full-on, very inappropriate wheeze. "Oh no," I gasped, tears in my eyes. "You’ve been pretty-picked by an ancient bird. This is the best day of my life." Osric turned slowly to Solena. "I don’t suppose I can give you back?" Solena let out a warning chirp and jabbed her beak against his cheek. Not hard. But pointed. "She doesn’t take rejection well," Rye added helpfully. "Of course she doesn’t." "And," Rye continued, like a man gleefully passing off a cursed object, "now that she’s chosen you, Lord Osric... you are, uh... responsible." "Responsible? For what ?" "For her care. Her training. Feeding her spiritually aligned seeds. Letting her perch on your head during high council meetings." "I’m going to die," Osric whispered. "I’m going to die before thirty, and it’s going to be because of a pigeon with an ego." "She’s a celestial eagle," I corrected. "She’s a feathered overlord," he hissed, as Solena smugly flapped once and settled in. Rye grinned like he’d just witnessed divine comedy. "Anyway, congratulations. You’ve been soul-bonded by a creature of ancient prophecy." "I hate this." "She loves you." "I hate this." I gave Osric a little pat on the shoulder. "Welcome to the magical chosen ones club." He looked dead into my soul. "I didn’t apply." I chuckled. Marshi, still curled in my satchel like a deeply judgmental loaf of fluff, was staring at Solena with an expression that could only be described as offended avian disbelief. Before the bickering could resume, Rye Morven cleared his throat, voice smooth as ever. "So... your highness," he said, folding his hands like a polite shark. "Shall we resume our conversation?" His eyes glinted. "Tell me. Who exactly are you hunting today?" I looked at him. And then, with deliberate weight, I said the name. "Elaenia Velcorin—no. Elaenia Talvan." Rye tilted his head, interest sharpening like a drawn blade. I pressed on, every word laced with steel. "The adopted daughter of Count Talvan. I want her entire history. From birth to adoption. Every scrap of paper. Every lie she ever told. Every place she ever lived. Every person she ever manipulated. I want it all." For once, Rye looked genuinely impressed. He leaned back, lips quirking with amused reverence. "Well... this just got interesting." "It was always interesting," I muttered. He opened his mouth to name a price— And I didn’t let him. I pulled three heavy pouches from my satchel and dropped them onto the table with a thud that echoed like a royal declaration. Clink. Clink. Clink. "Advance payment," I said coolly. "You’ll get the rest after you bring me something worth hearing." Rye Morven beamed like a man who’d just sold a nation its own crown back. He swept the pouches off the table like a greedy magician and bowed slightly. "Then this humble servant," he purred, "is at your disposal, your highness." I rolled my eyes. "Stars. You really are corrupt." Rye winked. "Only fashionably." I turned, flicking my cloak behind me with a very regal swirl. "Let’s go, Os—" But I stopped mid-sentence. Osric wasn’t following. He was frozen. Still as a statue. Eyes wide. Expression unreadable. "Osric?" I asked, frowning. He didn’t blink. "Why..." he began, voice low, careful, stunned. "Why do you need information about Elaenia, Lavi?" The question pierced cleaner than Solena’s talons. My fingers twitched at my side, curling into fists I hoped he wouldn’t notice. And just like that... the room wasn’t so warm anymore. Marshi’s ears twitched. Solena turned her golden eyes toward me, quietly observing. And Osric? He was no longer just my Protector. He was someone who suddenly wanted answers. And maybe—just maybe—he’d start demanding them soon.

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Contents
Too Lazy to be a Villainess
Too Lazy to be a Villainess Author:supriya_shukla
Chapter 1: Reborn as a Villainess Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 2: The Midnight Visitor Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 3: The Emperor, The Baby and The Tutorials Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 4: A Nanny for the Villainous Princess Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 5: Baby’s First Execution… Wait, What?! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 6: Royal Roommate?! I Object! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 7: The Flip That Shook the Empire Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 8: The Art of Royal Revenge (Baby Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 9: Father’s Secret Love... Or So I Thought Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 10: A Father’s Warmth Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 11: Mirror, Mirror… Oh Wow, I’m Gorgeous! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 12: Behold, the Imperial Princess! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 13: Treasures, Triumphs, and an Unexpected Face Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 14: A Most Tragic Misunderstanding Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 15: A Baby, A Language, and A Duke Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 16: Training Time Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 17: A Helpless Prey Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 18: Wrath of the Emperor Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 19: The Day the Empire Stopped Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 20: The Traitor Ball and the Tiny Menace Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 21: Like Father, Like Daughter Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 22: Enter the Warlord Grandfather Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 23: Grandpa, Cookies, and a Ruby Crisis Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 24: Why the Heck is Everything So Weird Today?! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 25: My Daughter? [Emperor’s Perspective] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 26: Bound by Blood and Fate [Emperor’s Perspective] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 27: Papa’s Overprotective Masterpiece Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 28: A Future Beyond Reach Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 29: Swords, Sighs, and Secrets Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 30: My Scariest, Most Amazing Papa is BACK Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 31: A Warrior Princess’s Great Escape (and Downfall) Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 32: The Day the Sun Almost Sank Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 33: Cruel and Unusual Punishment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 34: Life (Under Surveillance) and Tragedy Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 35: Stars and Steel Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 36: Until His Father Wakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 37: Nobles, Swords, and Soft Hugs Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 38: Whispers of War Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 39: A Crown of Wilted Flowers Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 40: Hide-and-Seek and Heartbeats Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 41: The Weight of Growing Up (and Papa’s Sass) Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 42: Armor, Etiquette, and Royal Overreactions Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 43: When Etiquette Dies and Marshmallows Hatch Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 44: The Divine Beast Who Stole the Spotlight Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 45: Angry Papa Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 46: Operation: Bake to Forgive Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 47: A Sweet Offering Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 48: The Day Emperor Cassius was Born Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 49: The Forgotten Mother Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 50: The Bored Princess and the Stranger’s Stare Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 51: Green-Haired Men and Family Secrets (Probably) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 52: The Myth at Our Door Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 53: The Elf Grandpa Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 54: ’What If’ Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 55: Four Winters Together Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 56: Burning with Energy (Not Fire, Thankfully) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 57: The Glittering Princess Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 58: Birthday of the Empire’s Sun Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 59: Not All birthday’s End with Cake Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 60: Hide, Fight, Survive Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 61: End of My Disastrous Birthday Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 62: After the Flames Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 63: Blood, Oaths, and Fluffy Traitors Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 64: The Grim Reaper and the Apple Pie Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 65: I Was Never Meant to Have This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 66: Masterpieces and Taxed to Death Nobles Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 67: Level 10 Adorabomb Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 68: The Poisoned Tongue Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 69: No White Horses in Elarion Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 70: Living Together Forever Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 71: The ’M’ Word Meltdown Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 72: From Giggles to Gasping Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 73: Papa’s Sword, My Rage Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 74: A Royal Execution Order (Issued by a 4-Year-Old) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 75: The Diet Declaration & the Magic Portal Incident Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 76: Operation: Let Me Go Through the Magic Portal Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 77: The Princess, the Pudding, and the Pillow Border Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 78: Avengers, Assemble… to Nivale! Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 79: Elves Don’t Live in Trees (Apparently) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Night I Lost My Sleep and Gained a Cousin Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 81: Absolutely, Undoubtedly, Unquestionably Papa’s Girl Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 82: Retail Therapy and Random Violence Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 83: Peace Was Never an Option (Even in a Dessert Shop) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 84: Safety in Green Velvet Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 85: The Fairy and her Tyrant Father Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 86: The Empire Felt Empty Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 87: The Calm Before the Storm Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 88: War in the Throne Room, Mischief in the Halls Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 89: I Am Not a Royal Football Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 90: Lap Jail: The Princess’s Great Escape Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 91: Operation: Stop the Fluffy Romance Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 92: Hide-and-Seek and Royal Snacks Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 93: Petal Court: A Garden for the Girl Who Tamed a Storm Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 94: How to Slay at Seven (Literally) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 95: Cassius and His Star Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 96: Thrones, Threats, and Things That Sparkle Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 97: Birthday Drama: Now With Extra Sparkle Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 98: BREAKING: Seven-Year-Old Overthrows Economic Stability Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 99: The Royal Lazy Game vs. The Naming Crisis Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 100: The Bling Wing Crisis: A Royal Naming Saga Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 101: From Sparkles to Study Desks Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 102: The Day I Started to Understand the Crown Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 103: The Velvet Hammer Doctrine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 104: Seven Crimes and a Dinner Plate Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 105: The Emperor’s Anti-Cute Shield Failed Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 106: Beneath the Velvet and Vows Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 107: Silk, Safety, and Sarcasm Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 108: Sword Lessons and Second Leads Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 109: Of Poisoned Dreams and Imperial Bedtime Stories Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 110: The Sword, the Sighs, and My Swift Death Tomorrow Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 111: Laser Eyes and Royal Lies Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 112: Something’s Rotten in the Plotline (and It’s Not the Cheese) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 113: Lessons in Legacy (and Lunacy) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 114: A Tyrant’s Promise Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 115: The Growl Under the Tree Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 116: The Awakening of Fire and Ash Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 117: Where the Library Ends, Papa Returns Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 118: The Return of the King… and His Gremlin Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 119: Before Her Tenth Birthday Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 120: She Will Walk Into Her Inheritance Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 121: Ashes of the False King Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 122: Only the Emperor Enters Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 123: Lulled by Love, Stirred by Silence Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 124: Blades and Birthdays Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 125: Before the Parade Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 126: A Crown in the Crowd Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 127: The Saint of National Holidays Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 128: Sword Lessons & Secret Blushes Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 129: Whispers, Fire, and Threads of Fate Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 130: The Everheart Invitation Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 131: Dance Floor Diplomacy (And Other Disasters) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 132: Lace, Laws, and Lovesick Creatures Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 133: Pluck Out His Sugars Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 134: The Moment the Empire Held Its Breath Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 135: The Day I Became His Empire Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 136: Only She Matters Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 137: Thorns Around a Throne Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Tyrant’s Daughter Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 139: Eye Lasers at Dawn Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Cup That Shattered Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 141: The Father Who Fears, The Daughter Who Falls Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 142: In My Arms Once More Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 143: My Man, My Rules, My Sanity—Barely Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 144: From Dungeons to Declarations Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 145: This Palace Hates Romance Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 146: A Sack of Potatoes in His Arms Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Royal Duties & Other Unexpected Tortures Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 148: His Majesty Hates Romance Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 149: The Name That Changed Everything Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When Fate Crossed the Garden Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Too Perfect to Be True Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Operation: Sister Smuggling Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 153: My (In)glorious Disguise Attempt Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Secrets, Snacks, and Surveillance Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Secrets, Sass, and a Spirit Bird Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 156: When Secrets Burn Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Festival of Flames Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 158: We Return… And Are Immediately Doomed Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 159: The Beginning of Everything Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 160: The Ones Who Let Her Die Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Thread of Fate Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Of Cake and Curiosity Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 163: A Partner, Not a Prince Oct 3rd, 2025
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