Chapter 107: Silk, Safety, and Sarcasm

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Chapter 107: Silk, Safety, and Sarcasm [Lavinia’s POV—Royal Chambers] My head rested on Papa’s arm as he read through yet another impossibly long scroll. My cheek squished slightly against his solid muscles—ugh, unfair. Even his biceps felt like they did push-ups while signing decrees. His scent—warm, familiar, like parchment, polished steel, and something faintly sweet (possibly royal stress sweat and sugar almonds)—wrapped around me like a safety net I had no intention of escaping from. He didn’t speak. Just let me stay there, curled against him like a lazy, emotionally unstable cat in silk. His other hand occasionally reached up and stroked my hair, gently and rhythmically, and he didn’t even realize he was doing it. And I didn’t remind him. Not because I was too comfortable. But because I needed it. I needed this. The Papa. The warmth. The quiet. The closeness. The fragile illusion that maybe—just maybe—the world still had some softness left. Across the room, Theon—our eternally tired royal advisor and walking embodiment of tax season—sat buried in scrolls with ink-stained hands and no will to live. He didn’t even look up when he said: "Your Majesty, Lord Halveth’s trade report is two weeks overdue. Also, the river patrols are demanding extra funding after the... crocodile incident." Papa didn’t blink. "Tell them to build a bridge." "There is a bridge," Theon replied, dry as stale toast. "Then tell them to cross it and stop complaining." Theon stared and sighed as he scribbled something like crocodiles = character-building and continued working without comment. Meanwhile, Papa’s hand suddenly stilled in my hair. No more stroking. Rude. Instinctively—without even thinking—I reached up, grabbed his hand, and plopped it right back on my head like it belonged there. Because it did. Obviously. That’s when he finally looked down at me. Not with the eyes of an emperor. Just... Papa. Confused. Concerned. Slightly amused. Wondering, ’What’s wrong with her again?’ He raised an eyebrow, picked up another scroll, and asked dryly, "What’s the matter, little beast? Why aren’t you rolling around and making a dramatic mess like usual?" I gave him a side glance, my expression scrunched somewhere between sullen and wistful. "...I don’t feel like it." Then I pressed his hand firmer onto my head. "Just... keep stroking my hair, Papa." He didn’t say anything to that. Didn’t ask again. Just obliged, like it was the easiest thing in the world to offer comfort without questions. And for a little while, I just lay there, cocooned in warmth and silence. Then, of course, Theon had to open his mouth. "Looks like our little princess is upset about something," he said, his voice far too casual for someone in the presence of an emotional crisis. I glanced at him briefly, gave him my best flat glare, and then snuggled even deeper into Papa’s side like I was trying to disappear into his royal robes. Papa stared at me for a moment. Then he slowly turned his cold, imperial gaze toward Theon like he was personally responsible for my entire emotional state. "If you’re done being observant," Papa said icily, "then get lost." Theon narrowed his eyes, teeth grinding. "Do you think I want to be here? I want to sleep too, Your Majesty." "THEN. GET. THE HELL. OUT OF MY CHAMBER," Papa roared, as if Theon had just insulted his bloodline and committed treason all at once. Honestly, the acoustics in this chamber deserved applause. So much dramatic echo. Theon threw his hands up and started storming off, muttering under his breath about tyrants and unpaid overtime. But then, as if the gods themselves had nudged him mid-stride, he paused, spun around, and said, "Oh. Right. I forgot to inform you." Papa groaned like the ceiling had just collapsed on his soul. "Of course you did." Theon grinned. "Marquess Everett has adopted a son." Huh? Marquess Everett. Tch, whenever I hear his name, my royal blood starts boiling. Papa squinted. "Marquess Everett? That withered old garden gnome still alive?" Theon nodded, flipping through one of his scrolls. "Yes, surprisingly. Apparently, he found himself a child and now wishes to ’formally introduce him to His Imperial Majesty for blessings, approval, and potentially a title.’ His words, not mine." Papa stared at Theon as if he’d just declared a revolution. "A son?" "Yes," Theon replied, his voice completely flat. "A small human male. Age unclear. Origin suspicious. Probably an orphan or a cabbage seller—who knows? He wants a meeting." Papa scoffed. "What does he think I am... a saint?" "No," Theon said without missing a beat. "An Emperor." There was a brief, glorious silence. Then Papa sighed, leaned back like the weight of the throne was poking his spine again, and said, "Fine. Let’s meet this... cabbage boy." He smirked—slow and dangerous. "Let’s see what that old geezer has pulled from his retirement hat." Theon gave a deep, exaggerated bow. "As Your Majesty wishes. I shall schedule the royal meeting." Then he turned on his heel and swept out, muttering something about tyrants and unpaid therapy sessions. Papa sighed like an entire empire was sitting on his lungs, then glanced down at me, his fingers still tangled gently in my hair. "So..." he said, his voice softer now, "what’s been upsetting you?" I went silent for a beat, then laid my cheek against his chest and mumbled, "It’s about Osric." Papa twitched. "That boy..." he sighed, shoulders tensing ever so slightly. "What about him?" I tilted my head up. "I heard his mother abandoned him, Papa. Is that true?" Papa didn’t answer at first. He just stared into the fire like it owed him money. Then, with a sigh that could crack a mountain in half, he asked, "So that’s what’s been chewing on your little brain." I nodded. "Why did she do that, Papa? Did she not feel bad?" Without blinking, without hesitation, and with the emotional delicacy of a guillotine, he said, "Because she was pathetic." Wow. He really said that. With a completely straight face. Like he just declared water is wet and the sky is rude. "Why?" I asked again, a little breathless. He looked at me, eyes sharp but calm. "Because she was cowardly. Spineless. Take your pick. She didn’t want to be a mother, so she left." I sat up a little. "Just like that?" "Just like that," he said flatly. "She had the title, the wealth, the child—everything. But she looked at that boy and decided she wasn’t brave enough to love him. So she vanished." I stared. "People can just... do that?" He snorted. "Unfortunately, yes. People can be astonishingly disappointing. And utterly pathetic." ...Oh. I see. He definitely wanted to use stronger words. Tyrant-level words. But he toned it down. Because I was there. A small child. With very delicate ears. Still... I felt bad for Osric. And weirdly relieved I’d never asked him about his mother before. Then. Suddenly. #TYRANT-Y PAPA MODE ACTIVATED. "That’s why..." Papa’s voice dropped an octave. His gaze turned lethal. His back straightened like a throne had sprouted beneath him. Uh-oh. Here it comes. "You must never fall in love, Lavinia." ... ... ......Here we go again. I gave him the look. You know the one. The universal "daughter to overprotective drama king" look. "Papa. I’m seven." "Exactly!" he snapped. "That’s when it starts. First it’s giggles. Then it’s blushes. Then one day you bring home some floppy-haired bard with a lute—" "A lute?!" "—AND HE WRITES YOU TERRIBLE POETRY." He looked personally betrayed by this imaginary man. "And suddenly, I’m forced to execute someone wearing ruffles." ... Yeah. That escalated real fast. "I’m not bringing home anyone with a lute," I muttered. "Or ruffles." Papa gave me the side-eye. The Imperial side-eye. The kind that probably made entire rebellions rethink their life choices. Then he sighed. "Good." A royal beat of silence passed. Then he added, low and final, "Now go back to sleep." I nodded like a responsible, dignified, totally mature little princess and snuggled deeper into his side, basically melting into his robes. So warm. So soft. So... toasty? "Papa..." I mumbled again. He hummed in acknowledgment. "Are you secretly a royal heater?" His hand paused in my hair. "Because you’re very warm. Like... annoyingly warm. Are you sure you’re not smuggling a fireplace under all that velvet?" Papa’s eye twitched. "Maybe I should knight you. Sir Heater the First. Protector of cold toes and national anxiety." Then a sigh. Deep. Tired. Emperor. "Lavinia..." "Hm?" "Sleep. Before I draft a decree banning bedtime conversations." "...You wouldn’t." "Try me." I smiled, victorious, and tucked myself tighter under his arm like a smug little marshmallow. And as his hand gently stroked my hair again, I whispered to myself: "Royal heater confirmed." Then finally—finally—I let sleep win. Wrapped in silk, safety, and sarcasm. Guarded by a tyrant. Sheltered by power. Loved too much, perhaps. I thought I was untouchable. But fate doesn’t care for tyrants or princesses. But what I didn’t know... Was that soon I would meet him. The one who would be the reason for my death.

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Contents
Too Lazy to be a Villainess
Too Lazy to be a Villainess Author:supriya_shukla
Chapter 1: Reborn as a Villainess Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 2: The Midnight Visitor Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 3: The Emperor, The Baby and The Tutorials Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 4: A Nanny for the Villainous Princess Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 5: Baby’s First Execution… Wait, What?! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 6: Royal Roommate?! I Object! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 7: The Flip That Shook the Empire Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 8: The Art of Royal Revenge (Baby Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 9: Father’s Secret Love... Or So I Thought Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 10: A Father’s Warmth Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 11: Mirror, Mirror… Oh Wow, I’m Gorgeous! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 12: Behold, the Imperial Princess! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 13: Treasures, Triumphs, and an Unexpected Face Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 14: A Most Tragic Misunderstanding Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 15: A Baby, A Language, and A Duke Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 16: Training Time Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 17: A Helpless Prey Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 18: Wrath of the Emperor Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 19: The Day the Empire Stopped Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 20: The Traitor Ball and the Tiny Menace Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 21: Like Father, Like Daughter Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 22: Enter the Warlord Grandfather Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 23: Grandpa, Cookies, and a Ruby Crisis Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 24: Why the Heck is Everything So Weird Today?! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 25: My Daughter? [Emperor’s Perspective] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 26: Bound by Blood and Fate [Emperor’s Perspective] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 27: Papa’s Overprotective Masterpiece Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 28: A Future Beyond Reach Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 29: Swords, Sighs, and Secrets Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 30: My Scariest, Most Amazing Papa is BACK Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 31: A Warrior Princess’s Great Escape (and Downfall) Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 32: The Day the Sun Almost Sank Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 33: Cruel and Unusual Punishment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 34: Life (Under Surveillance) and Tragedy Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 35: Stars and Steel Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 36: Until His Father Wakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 37: Nobles, Swords, and Soft Hugs Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 38: Whispers of War Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 39: A Crown of Wilted Flowers Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 40: Hide-and-Seek and Heartbeats Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 41: The Weight of Growing Up (and Papa’s Sass) Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 42: Armor, Etiquette, and Royal Overreactions Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 43: When Etiquette Dies and Marshmallows Hatch Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 44: The Divine Beast Who Stole the Spotlight Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 45: Angry Papa Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 46: Operation: Bake to Forgive Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 47: A Sweet Offering Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 48: The Day Emperor Cassius was Born Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 49: The Forgotten Mother Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 50: The Bored Princess and the Stranger’s Stare Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 51: Green-Haired Men and Family Secrets (Probably) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 52: The Myth at Our Door Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 53: The Elf Grandpa Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 54: ’What If’ Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 55: Four Winters Together Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 56: Burning with Energy (Not Fire, Thankfully) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 57: The Glittering Princess Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 58: Birthday of the Empire’s Sun Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 59: Not All birthday’s End with Cake Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 60: Hide, Fight, Survive Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 61: End of My Disastrous Birthday Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 62: After the Flames Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 63: Blood, Oaths, and Fluffy Traitors Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 64: The Grim Reaper and the Apple Pie Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 65: I Was Never Meant to Have This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 66: Masterpieces and Taxed to Death Nobles Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 67: Level 10 Adorabomb Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 68: The Poisoned Tongue Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 69: No White Horses in Elarion Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 70: Living Together Forever Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 71: The ’M’ Word Meltdown Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 72: From Giggles to Gasping Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 73: Papa’s Sword, My Rage Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 74: A Royal Execution Order (Issued by a 4-Year-Old) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 75: The Diet Declaration & the Magic Portal Incident Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 76: Operation: Let Me Go Through the Magic Portal Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 77: The Princess, the Pudding, and the Pillow Border Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 78: Avengers, Assemble… to Nivale! Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 79: Elves Don’t Live in Trees (Apparently) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Night I Lost My Sleep and Gained a Cousin Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 81: Absolutely, Undoubtedly, Unquestionably Papa’s Girl Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 82: Retail Therapy and Random Violence Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 83: Peace Was Never an Option (Even in a Dessert Shop) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 84: Safety in Green Velvet Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 85: The Fairy and her Tyrant Father Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 86: The Empire Felt Empty Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 87: The Calm Before the Storm Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 88: War in the Throne Room, Mischief in the Halls Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 89: I Am Not a Royal Football Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 90: Lap Jail: The Princess’s Great Escape Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 91: Operation: Stop the Fluffy Romance Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 92: Hide-and-Seek and Royal Snacks Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 93: Petal Court: A Garden for the Girl Who Tamed a Storm Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 94: How to Slay at Seven (Literally) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 95: Cassius and His Star Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 96: Thrones, Threats, and Things That Sparkle Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 97: Birthday Drama: Now With Extra Sparkle Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 98: BREAKING: Seven-Year-Old Overthrows Economic Stability Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 99: The Royal Lazy Game vs. The Naming Crisis Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 100: The Bling Wing Crisis: A Royal Naming Saga Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 101: From Sparkles to Study Desks Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 102: The Day I Started to Understand the Crown Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 103: The Velvet Hammer Doctrine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 104: Seven Crimes and a Dinner Plate Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 105: The Emperor’s Anti-Cute Shield Failed Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 106: Beneath the Velvet and Vows Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 107: Silk, Safety, and Sarcasm Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 108: Sword Lessons and Second Leads Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 109: Of Poisoned Dreams and Imperial Bedtime Stories Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 110: The Sword, the Sighs, and My Swift Death Tomorrow Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 111: Laser Eyes and Royal Lies Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 112: Something’s Rotten in the Plotline (and It’s Not the Cheese) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 113: Lessons in Legacy (and Lunacy) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 114: A Tyrant’s Promise Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 115: The Growl Under the Tree Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 116: The Awakening of Fire and Ash Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 117: Where the Library Ends, Papa Returns Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 118: The Return of the King… and His Gremlin Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 119: Before Her Tenth Birthday Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 120: She Will Walk Into Her Inheritance Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 121: Ashes of the False King Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 122: Only the Emperor Enters Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 123: Lulled by Love, Stirred by Silence Sep 29th, 2025
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