Chapter 124: Blades and Birthdays

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Chapter 124: Blades and Birthdays [Lavinia’s POV ] [Imperial Palace—Training Ground] The sound of clashing metal echoed across the courtyard like thunder trapped in rhythm. Clang. Slide. Step. Parry. Then—Clang! again. I gritted my teeth as Caelum’s blade glanced off mine and barely missed my shoulder by a dragon’s whisker. The wind that stirred tugged at my braid. "You almost nicked me!" I gasped, stumbling back with all the theatrical flair I could muster. I planted one hand on my hip and narrowed my eyes at him. "Are you trying to assassinate the future empress? Or are you just showing off again, you idiot?" Caelum flinched—only for a heartbeat—but there was no apology in his eyes. Thirteen years old. A full three years older than me. Taller by a hand’s width. Broader in the shoulders. Quieter than a prayer. Sharper than the blades we held. He moved like silence incarnate. Still as a statue when resting—but when he moved? It was like watching moonlight spill across a blade. Fast. Fluid. Unforgiving. He held his training sword like it belonged to him more than his own breath. "I wouldn’t dare to assassinate you, Princess," he said flatly, eyes unreadable. "Not during practice. And never in the future." Tch, predictable. I know exactly what you’re going to do, you sword -snob I squinted. "...That’s not the reassurance you think it is." He tilted his head slightly—hawkish and curious. "You dropped your elbow again." "Did not!" "You did." "Did not!" I repeated, louder this time, and lunged with all the dramatic fury of a tempest wrapped in silk and sarcasm. "And even if I did, it was a creative choice." Caelum shifted one smooth step back, catching my blade with his in a soft whum of impact. "Creative choices get you killed in real battles." "Well, duh," I huffed, circling him like a dragonling on her first flight. "But this isn’t a real battle, is it? It’s practice. I’m still allowed to be elegant." He struck again—clean, calculated, almost bored. "No one’s elegant during battle, Princess." Ugh. This bastard. With a sharp grunt and a pivot on my heel, I twisted, raised my blade, and shoved him back—not hard, but firm enough to earn me a step’s worth of distance. I grinned. "Well. I can be." He blinked. Caught off guard. Then— He smirked. It was rare. And dangerous. "We’ll see that too, Princess." And just like that, something shifted. The practice match no longer felt like practice. We clashed again—clang! clang! clang!—faster now, louder, our blades ringing like bells on fire. I met every strike. Matched every step. Matched him. Not perfectly. But evenly. I wasn’t the same little girl who once tripped over her own hilt. Not anymore. My footing was steady. My grip, sure. My breath was measured. I ducked, twisted, blocked, and parried—feeling the rhythm of it in my bones. Caelum’s eyes narrowed—not with annoyance. With something far more dangerous. Respect. He twisted low, aiming for my ribs—I countered with a deflection that turned his blade wide, spun inside his guard, and nearly tagged his shoulder. Nearly. But it was close enough to make him flinch. "You’ve improved," Caelum said under his breath, circling again like a panther made of patience and precision. His eyes scanned me—not with mockery this time, but with something close to... respect. "I know," I replied, breathless but absolutely beaming, sweat glistening on my brow. "And I’m just getting started." I twirled my sword once—because flair was important, even in a fight—and pointed it straight at his chest. "Ready for another round?" Caelum tilted his head, that familiar smirk tugging at one corner of his mouth. "Sure. Why not, Pr—" "THAT’S ENOUGH." The courtyard froze. Our blades lowered immediately as we both turned toward the booming voice. Ravick stood at the edge of the stone platform, arms folded, face unreadable—but his tone carried that do-not-argue-or-I-will-dropkick-your-destiny weight he was famous for. "Princess," he said, shifting into full instructor mode. "Training is over for today." I pouted, wiping the sweat from my cheek with the back of my glove. "But we were just getting to the good part." "I’m sure you were," Ravick said dryly, glancing between Caelum and me like he was cataloging all the ways we were about to accidentally destroy each other—or ourselves. Caelum bowed his head respectfully. "Understood, Commander." Of course he listened. Perfect little soldier boy. I, however, requested, like a dignified future empress. "Just one more minute?" Ravick’s brow lifted a single terrifying inch. "Do you plan to run your empire on sore muscles and a broken wrist?" "...No?" "Then sheath your blade, Princess." I sighed. Dramatically. Theatrically. Like a heroine denied her final duel by the cruel forces of adult supervision. But I obeyed. Because you cannot joke with Ravick when it comes to sword fights, and I had no plans of testing his patience—or his grip strength. As I slid my practice sword into its sheath, I threw Caelum a sideways glance. He was already watching me. That smirk hadn’t moved. "Next time," I said, chin high. He nodded once. "Looking forward to it." I turned away with a triumphant little huff and dashed across the courtyard, past the stone pillars and training dummies, toward the shade-drenched tree where Marshi was currently... Growling? Sniffing? Jumping? Oh no. He was doing all of them. "Marshi!" I called, watching as the divine beast sniffed at a bush with more suspicion than an old palace guard during a cake theft. "What are you doing?" He snorted in reply, swatted a leaf with his tail, and proceeded to hop sideways like a very offended cloud with claws. I squinted at the bush. "Did that plant insult you?" Marshi gave a final snort of disdain and trotted over, falling into step beside me with a dramatic huff—tail high, nose twitching, every bit the royal beast of mystery and melodrama. "Let’s go, then," I said, reaching out to pat his soft, smoky fur. "Enough diplomatic disputes with the garden." He immediately followed me, all growls forgotten, like a puppy who’d just remembered he was actually a divine creature blessed by the gods. As I strolled back into the palace hallway, still slightly sore from sword training but very pleased with myself, a familiar voice caught me mid-step. "Princess!" Marella came hurrying toward me, clutching her skirts like they were trying to escape. "The designers have arrived." I blinked. "Already?" She nodded with the calm intensity of someone who had just been ambushed by five tailors, three color swatches, and a sentient measuring tape. "His Majesty summoned all the designers this time." I stopped walking. Let that sink in. All. The designers. "...Why?" I asked, already feeling a headache start to bloom behind my left eyebrow. "Because," Marella said delicately, "tomorrow is a very special occasion." "I know that," I sighed dramatically as we turned down the corridor. "It’s my tenth birthday. And Papa’s birthday. And apparently, the day half the empire collectively loses its mind in celebration." Marella gave me a look. The patient adult humor-me look. "It’s also your first time attending the Battle Parade." Ah, yes. The Battle Parade. Where the Emperor—my father, Cassius the Scary—rides through the capital after every major victory, followed by trumpets, fireworks, flying banners, and thousands of cheering people tossing petals and praise like confetti. And this time? I was going with him. Me. My very first time seeing the city. The real city. Not from a tower window. Not from a royal map. But from the back of a parade steed, right beside the most feared man in the known world. ... I was very excited. And slightly terrified. "I don’t suppose Papa is going to let me ride a giant golden phoenix, is he?" I asked hopefully. Marella chuckled. "I’m afraid you’ll be on horseback, Your Highness." "Ugh. Boring. At least tell me the horse is enchanted." "Not enchanted. Just... highly trained and mildly terrified of you." "Well, that makes two of us," I muttered. We reached the chamber doors just as Marshi growled again—this time at a decorative curtain that, in his expert opinion, was clearly plotting high treason. I gave him a firm pat on the head. "Not everything is an enemy, you know." He sneezed in violent disagreement. Loudly. Twice. Classic Marshi. And just like always, the moment I stepped into the royal design chamber, I was instantly—and very personally—assaulted. Visually assaulted. A full tsunami of sequins, silks, and sparkles crashed upon me like war drums in fabric form. Golds, silvers, and velvets so thick they looked like they had noble bloodlines. One designer was weeping dramatically over the tragedy of a crooked hem. Another was in a heated argument with a mannequin—who was definitely winning. A third had somehow gotten trapped inside a hoop skirt and was calling for help like she was drowning in taffeta. I blinked once. Took a breath. And then I clapped my hands like a commander rallying her troops before battle. "Alright, people! Let’s do this!" Because tomorrow wasn’t just any day. It was my birthday. Papa’s birthday. And our first Battle Parade together. Let the war of glitter and gown begin.

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Contents
Too Lazy to be a Villainess
Too Lazy to be a Villainess Author:supriya_shukla
Chapter 1: Reborn as a Villainess Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 2: The Midnight Visitor Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 3: The Emperor, The Baby and The Tutorials Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 4: A Nanny for the Villainous Princess Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 5: Baby’s First Execution… Wait, What?! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 6: Royal Roommate?! I Object! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 7: The Flip That Shook the Empire Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 8: The Art of Royal Revenge (Baby Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 9: Father’s Secret Love... Or So I Thought Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 10: A Father’s Warmth Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 11: Mirror, Mirror… Oh Wow, I’m Gorgeous! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 12: Behold, the Imperial Princess! Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 13: Treasures, Triumphs, and an Unexpected Face Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 14: A Most Tragic Misunderstanding Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 15: A Baby, A Language, and A Duke Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 16: Training Time Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 17: A Helpless Prey Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 18: Wrath of the Emperor Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 19: The Day the Empire Stopped Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 20: The Traitor Ball and the Tiny Menace Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 21: Like Father, Like Daughter Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 22: Enter the Warlord Grandfather Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 23: Grandpa, Cookies, and a Ruby Crisis Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 24: Why the Heck is Everything So Weird Today?! Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 25: My Daughter? [Emperor’s Perspective] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 26: Bound by Blood and Fate [Emperor’s Perspective] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 27: Papa’s Overprotective Masterpiece Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 28: A Future Beyond Reach Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 29: Swords, Sighs, and Secrets Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 30: My Scariest, Most Amazing Papa is BACK Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 31: A Warrior Princess’s Great Escape (and Downfall) Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 32: The Day the Sun Almost Sank Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 33: Cruel and Unusual Punishment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 34: Life (Under Surveillance) and Tragedy Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 35: Stars and Steel Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 36: Until His Father Wakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 37: Nobles, Swords, and Soft Hugs Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 38: Whispers of War Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 39: A Crown of Wilted Flowers Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 40: Hide-and-Seek and Heartbeats Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 41: The Weight of Growing Up (and Papa’s Sass) Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 42: Armor, Etiquette, and Royal Overreactions Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 43: When Etiquette Dies and Marshmallows Hatch Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 44: The Divine Beast Who Stole the Spotlight Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 45: Angry Papa Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 46: Operation: Bake to Forgive Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 47: A Sweet Offering Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 48: The Day Emperor Cassius was Born Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 49: The Forgotten Mother Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 50: The Bored Princess and the Stranger’s Stare Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 51: Green-Haired Men and Family Secrets (Probably) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 52: The Myth at Our Door Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 53: The Elf Grandpa Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 54: ’What If’ Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 55: Four Winters Together Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 56: Burning with Energy (Not Fire, Thankfully) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 57: The Glittering Princess Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 58: Birthday of the Empire’s Sun Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 59: Not All birthday’s End with Cake Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 60: Hide, Fight, Survive Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 61: End of My Disastrous Birthday Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 62: After the Flames Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 63: Blood, Oaths, and Fluffy Traitors Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 64: The Grim Reaper and the Apple Pie Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 65: I Was Never Meant to Have This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 66: Masterpieces and Taxed to Death Nobles Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 67: Level 10 Adorabomb Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 68: The Poisoned Tongue Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 69: No White Horses in Elarion Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 70: Living Together Forever Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 71: The ’M’ Word Meltdown Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 72: From Giggles to Gasping Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 73: Papa’s Sword, My Rage Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 74: A Royal Execution Order (Issued by a 4-Year-Old) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 75: The Diet Declaration & the Magic Portal Incident Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 76: Operation: Let Me Go Through the Magic Portal Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 77: The Princess, the Pudding, and the Pillow Border Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 78: Avengers, Assemble… to Nivale! Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 79: Elves Don’t Live in Trees (Apparently) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Night I Lost My Sleep and Gained a Cousin Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 81: Absolutely, Undoubtedly, Unquestionably Papa’s Girl Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 82: Retail Therapy and Random Violence Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 83: Peace Was Never an Option (Even in a Dessert Shop) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 84: Safety in Green Velvet Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 85: The Fairy and her Tyrant Father Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 86: The Empire Felt Empty Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 87: The Calm Before the Storm Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 88: War in the Throne Room, Mischief in the Halls Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 89: I Am Not a Royal Football Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 90: Lap Jail: The Princess’s Great Escape Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 91: Operation: Stop the Fluffy Romance Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 92: Hide-and-Seek and Royal Snacks Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 93: Petal Court: A Garden for the Girl Who Tamed a Storm Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 94: How to Slay at Seven (Literally) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 95: Cassius and His Star Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 96: Thrones, Threats, and Things That Sparkle Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 97: Birthday Drama: Now With Extra Sparkle Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 98: BREAKING: Seven-Year-Old Overthrows Economic Stability Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 99: The Royal Lazy Game vs. The Naming Crisis Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 100: The Bling Wing Crisis: A Royal Naming Saga Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 101: From Sparkles to Study Desks Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 102: The Day I Started to Understand the Crown Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 103: The Velvet Hammer Doctrine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 104: Seven Crimes and a Dinner Plate Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 105: The Emperor’s Anti-Cute Shield Failed Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 106: Beneath the Velvet and Vows Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 107: Silk, Safety, and Sarcasm Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 108: Sword Lessons and Second Leads Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 109: Of Poisoned Dreams and Imperial Bedtime Stories Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 110: The Sword, the Sighs, and My Swift Death Tomorrow Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 111: Laser Eyes and Royal Lies Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 112: Something’s Rotten in the Plotline (and It’s Not the Cheese) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 113: Lessons in Legacy (and Lunacy) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 114: A Tyrant’s Promise Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 115: The Growl Under the Tree Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 116: The Awakening of Fire and Ash Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 117: Where the Library Ends, Papa Returns Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 118: The Return of the King… and His Gremlin Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 119: Before Her Tenth Birthday Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 120: She Will Walk Into Her Inheritance Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 121: Ashes of the False King Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 122: Only the Emperor Enters Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 123: Lulled by Love, Stirred by Silence Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 124: Blades and Birthdays Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 125: Before the Parade Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 126: A Crown in the Crowd Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 127: The Saint of National Holidays Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 128: Sword Lessons & Secret Blushes Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 129: Whispers, Fire, and Threads of Fate Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 130: The Everheart Invitation Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 131: Dance Floor Diplomacy (And Other Disasters) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 132: Lace, Laws, and Lovesick Creatures Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 133: Pluck Out His Sugars Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 134: The Moment the Empire Held Its Breath Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 135: The Day I Became His Empire Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 136: Only She Matters Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 137: Thorns Around a Throne Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Tyrant’s Daughter Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 139: Eye Lasers at Dawn Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Cup That Shattered Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 141: The Father Who Fears, The Daughter Who Falls Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 142: In My Arms Once More Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 143: My Man, My Rules, My Sanity—Barely Oct 1st, 2025
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