Chapter 211 - 210 I Have a Small Condition

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Chapter 211: Chapter 210 I Have a Small Condition No Brainer and Unhappy moped around for a while before coming up with an idea, which was to find a scapegoat. In similar situations in the past, Zhao Gongming was the undeniable choice for this role. Old Zhao was more than happy to oblige. But now Zhao Gongming was cultivating in the Biyou Palace and couldn’t come out. Caiyun and Zhihan didn’t quite measure up as scapegoats; finally, the two thought of Nezha together. The reliable image of Nezha clearly ran deep in their hearts. Originally, Little Qingluan had threatened the two, saying if they went out, he would wake the master. But the sisters said they were going to find Nezha together. Qingluan hesitated for a long time but eventually agreed. Besides, Lord Yunzhong did indeed have some ties with the Three Immortal Islands. No Brainer and Unhappy dashed out like kids breaking free from parental control, gleefully heading to Nantang to find Nezha again. But they found nothing. They found out from Daji that Nezha had gone to Putuo Mountain in the South Sea with Guanyin, which angered them. In their view, Nezha had been seduced away by a fairy from the Chan Sect. What do you mean that today’s Guanyin is no longer Ci Hang of the Chan Sect? To them, it’s the same person! The Chan Sect and Jie Sect have been at odds for a long time. The more they thought about it, the angrier they got, and they hurriedly went to the South Sea to find Nezha. At that time, Nezha was planting lotus flowers with Guanyin. Nezha looked at No Brainer and Unhappy, who were puffing their cheeks with their unfriendly expressions. He didn’t know how he had offended these little ancestors, but he was all too familiar with such behavior. Before the two even spoke, Nezha said, "Are you sisters sneaking out in such a hurry? Does Sister Yun know?" Upon hearing their elder sister’s name, their anger was doused as if with a bucket of cold water, and it extinguished immediately, making them guiltily look around. No Brainer pretended to be tough and said, "Elder Sister is in seclusion for cultivation. How could we disturb her with such trivial matters?" Unhappy nodded repeatedly, agreeing, "Second Sister is right!" Nezha knew too well how these sisters thought; he hadn’t studied child psychology in the group chat for nothing. "I’ll just ask Sister Yun now..." Before finishing, he was flanked on both sides by No Brainer and Unhappy. "You’re such a person, Elder Sister is your sister, and we’re not? Besides, can’t you let Elder Sister cultivate in peace?" "Yeah, yeah!" Nezha looked at the two sisters on either side, feeling that these two were heading straight into trouble. "So why don’t you sisters first tell me what’s going on?" No Brainer and Unhappy vividly described their sisterly relationship with Lord Yunzhong and the reasons for their escapade. Of course, in their account, they weren’t sneaking out but unwilling to disturb their own sister’s cultivation. Nezha was quite curious when he heard the name of Lord Yunzhong, a legendary great god. Now the laws of the Primordial Heaven and Earth had changed. The old Divine Dao had waned, and the Immortal Dao had become mainstream. Some Innate Great Gods no longer had their ancient glory but still couldn’t be underestimated. "You sisters must go?" No Brainer and Unhappy said simultaneously, "We must go!" "We’re here to invite you to come along. You’re young in cultivation, so we’ll broaden your horizons." "Second Sister is right!" Nezha was embarrassed; you two are obviously using me as a scapegoat. He blinked and said to the two, "Of course, I can come along with you sisters, but I have one small condition." "What cond..." "You..." Behind him, another Nezha knocked each on the back of their heads, then said, "The condition is that you must bring Sister Yun." With a roll of the Mountain and River Map, the silly pair was captured. Nezha self-admittedly wasn’t a supreme genius, but he wasn’t foolish enough to walk into such an obvious trap. The Sealing God Tribulation is getting more intense; who invites you to play at this time? To play on the Investiture of the Gods? No way. He reckoned these two fools had stumbled upon him out of luck before being sent to their doom, or else they’d certainly have given up their lives for nothing. Nezha couldn’t help but sigh: so unpredictable! First, he bid farewell to Sister Guanyin, then took No Brainer and Unhappy straight to the East Sea Three Immortal Islands. Running like the wind, they arrived at the Three Immortal Islands. The restrictions of the Three Immortal Islands were negligible to Nezha. Upon entering the island, Little Qingluan, Honghu, and Hua Ling Bird, the three big lolis, were playing cards... "Three points, I’m the landlord!" "A three... Huahua, do you think Second Lady and Third Lady will be fine?" "A six... Lord Yunzhong has always been on good terms with our ladies, and didn’t they say they were going to find Master Nezha?" "Can’t play... Right, Master Li is someone whom the Great Lady acknowledges, a very reliable person!" "Why can’t you even play a six?" "Oh, I was busy chatting!" Nezha: "..." Thank you for remembering your ladies while playing cards, and thank you for your compliments. But if you keep playing cards like this, you might have to find another job in the future. Nezha mimicked Yunxiao’s voice and said, "Kneel!" The three big lolis instantly flinched, then all at once fell to their knees with a thud, hastily hiding their cards. "What guilty deed are you three up to? Why so guilty?" The trio realized the voice was off and looked up to see Nezha. Perhaps because they seemed of similar age, the three weren’t afraid of Nezha. Little Qingluan patted her flat little chest, sighed with relief, and said in a rather resentful tone, "Master Li, you came, so why joke like this? Really scared the bird to death!" Hua Ling Bird, full of its master’s mannerism, quickly said, "Yeah, yeah!" Nezha wouldn’t argue with a few kids, but he still had to teach them a lesson, otherwise, they’d always be carefree and eventually get into trouble. "Are you in the mood to play cards? Look at your two ladies!" With that, Nezha pointed back, and No Brainer and Unhappy lay there, pale-faced and looking as if they might drop dead at any moment. The three big lolis, who had just gotten up, knelt back down with a thud and began crying around No Brainer and Unhappy. "Lady, lady, what’s wrong, my lady?" "Waaah, lady, wake up, I won’t fight with you for cards again~" "Lady, same here~ wake up, please~" Nezha watched the three big lolis crying their eyes out, feeling no sympathy. Joking now was better than later facing calamity from the list. As the weeping grew louder. Yunxiao was finally alerted. She had known her two sisters’ antics, so she didn’t delve deeply into cultivation, and now with such a commotion, how could she not notice? Yunxiao didn’t have to guess to know her two sisters caused trouble again, as they had for so many Yuan Hui.

Chapter 211 - 210 I Have a Small Condition

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