Chapter 339 - 339 319 The Short Board Game Strategy
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Updated : Oct 15th, 2025
339: Chapter 319: The Short Board Game Strategy 339: Chapter 319: The Short Board Game Strategy “…I don’t know how to drive, so someone else can take my license!”
Lu Ping’an, who does not have a driving license, grumbled while dragging his motorcycle.
As expected, the front of the car was completely wrecked.
It’s not my fault, my vehicle is damaged, so I have to use the backup.
I don’t want to…
“Shit, what did you just say, kid?
You’re asking for trouble…”
Most drivers have a short temper, and the older guy on top immediately got mad.
He was here to help a friend, not to take the blame from some young punk!
He was a third-tier Master Tamer, and he immediately rolled up his sleeves to fight.
“Come out, my backup vehicle.
It’s you…
Little Flame!”
“Roar!”
The large war beast had just appeared when it raised its head and roared angrily.
Deadly heat and a frightening aura swept the surroundings.
The dangerous six-limbed creature had just appeared, and the large amount of saliva from its hunger was already flowing out, melting a huge chunk of the ground.
“…
Uh” The third-tier tamer uncle’s scalp felt numb.
This thing was not right.
Are you sure this tamed beast is for speed, not for fighting?
Those sharp edges, that high temperature, and that predator’s look in its eyes, something’s off.
Those who can enter the field now are the top ten.
They are all teams of big shots coming to “explore” together.
They may not be experienced in battle, but they are definitely knowledgeable and well-informed.
This thing shouldn’t belong to a newbie!
“…Roar?”
The poor “pet” had just been awakened from its sleep.
Its master’s food hadn’t caught up yet, and not far away, there was a human talking and pointing at it…
How delicious!
Its eyes, embedded with red crystals, locked onto the driver uncle.
The silent inability to communicate was because its head was filled with naked hunger, and the digestive fluids it had secreted earlier continued to corrode the ground.
“…I get it, can you let me off the hook…”
“What do you think?” Lu Ping’an said with a non-committal smile before “accidentally” letting go of the reins.
“Oops, I can’t control my baby.”
Little Flame didn’t understand any of this.
When its master gave up control, it went straight for the closest human!
“Bastard, remember this, I’m Yu Jingxi from Kalong Company, a gold transporter…
I give up!”
Talking tough while running fast, that’s a true professional veteran!
With the first acceleration over, Lu Ping’an looked behind him.
He was now in eighth place.
“…I’ll aim for the top twenty by the end of the race.”
Lu Ping’an had stopped pretending…
He just wanted to casually participate in the race.
It didn’t really matter whether he won or lost.
He could miss this time, and it wouldn’t matter, as the Rebirth Club was just a cover and activity center for the Half-plane residency.
He could still get in later.
But now, he wanted to win…
and then he realized he couldn’t, for a rather embarrassing reason.
“Did I become the weak link…?”
With the support of two pieces of equipment and talent, Meow performed exceptionally well.
Lu Ping’an originally thought that as long as she stayed in the middle, he could just casually race the whole course.
The results didn’t matter; it would be considered the club’s first team-building exercise.
But since she’s trying so hard, it would be too much for him to just give up.
As for the last one, Guan Xinxian…
With his experience of chasing underwater during the previous race, none of the normal underwater creatures could catch up with Brother Guan, let alone these land animals.
Considering his confidence as a “Water Rescue Expert,” Lu Ping’an didn’t think Brother Guan would lose.
So naturally, the only flaw was his own weakness.
This second part of the competition was clearly a test of the tamers’ strength.
“Becoming a Tamer in such a short time…
don’t be silly.
The core of a Tamer lies in ‘control,’ which can’t be achieved in a short time.
Tamers are divided into two aspects: their own skills and abnormal abilities, and the strength of the vehicle itself.”
Lu Ping’an’s taming skills were zero, and his vehicle was a slightly modified motorcycle…
It wasn’t just a level of no chance of winning, but rather, a level where they couldn’t even compete together.
Under normal circumstances, Lu Ping’an would be careful and cautious, making Meow’s efforts all in vain.
Meow would understand and be comforted, but Lu Ping’an himself would be unhappy.
The next moment, he had a flash of inspiration and came up with a small idea…
“If I can’t be faster than the others, I just need to make them slower than me, and that’s good enough!”
And so, this scene happened.
“Little Flame, come on, let’s go…
for a walk.”
Lu Ping’an pointed to the front, but his eyes kept watching for those behind…
This race, when Lu Ping’an got serious, was doomed to be very fierce!
“…
First, take out the first echelon behind me.”
The starting point of the middle section was a good position.
It took time for the vehicles to start, and Lu Ping’an slowly moved forward.
One by one, the latecomers couldn’t pick up their speed and encountered a nightmare instead.
“Damn!
Shameless!”
“Hey hey, that’s a bit much, isn’t it?”
“Stop it, I… I give up!”
The smart ones gave up immediately, while the less wise had their vehicles smashed to pieces before they finally came to their senses.
The latecomers in the first wave, to be precise, from the 10th to the 20th place, were completely wiped out within two minutes.
These poor bastards couldn’t even warn others to slow down in time before being sent to face the beasts.
Speed-type Tamers generally have low combat power and tiers, and they are mostly using non-combat vehicles at this point.
A speed-type Tamer who was teleported here, an unprepared unlucky person, facing a vicious monstrosity with a Silver-tier start, was destroyed in no time.
Driving non-combat vehicles, they were annihilated at a disturbingly fast speed.
At this point, realizing the following wave needed to maintain some distance, Lu Ping’an leisurely set off.
Turns out, the speed was pretty fast, somewhat exceeding Lu Ping’an’s expectations.
He then remembered what Meow had said about Little Flame.
[…Perfect explosive power and balance in its mobile limb structure, no blind spots in its observation eyes, forelimbs as a means of attack, and even the potential for wings…]
Its hind legs were like a horse’s, with hooves, a trait from its Achilles genes, which are inherently good at running.
However, Lu Ping’an had never let it run wild before.
Now that the reins were loosened, and its running beast nature activated, it ran fast and steady…
but the sight of it salivating over the “meat” in front was somewhat terrifying.
Its little crystal wings spreading from its back were not enough for flight, but they did have a noticeable effect on maintaining balance.
Most importantly, the ultra-high-energy blood flow acted like a Perpetual Motion Machine, even under such consumptive strain.
The only issue was that its body temperature kept rising, making Lu Ping’an feel a bit uncomfortable…
so he swallowed a Fire Pit Gourmet dish.
Even so, it was still just a “beast,” comparing its speed to that of the human professionals, it seemed to be pit against a longer enemy.
“…This thing can go that fast?”
Before Lu Ping’an’s eyes, a middle-aged man on a skateboard easily sped past him, his speed as fast as lightning.
Maybe choosing a skateboard as a vehicle in his youth was cool, but he clearly hadn’t thought about the cruel years…
even with a straight face, the middle-aged man still made people want to laugh inexplicably.
“Aoww aoww!”
Sure enough, this instantly ignited the beast’s predatory instincts.
“Boom!”
After a violent explosion of sparks, a huge crack appeared in the ground, and the massive beast leaped into the air.
Its spread-out crystal wings emitted a bewitching firelight, and even more magma spewed out of its mouth!
“Hey, cool skateboard guy up ahead, watch your head!”
Lu Ping’an’s shout was met with disdain, but the professional’s survival instinct still made him look back.
“…I give up!
I give up!”
After just one glance, he vanished in a flash.
“Boom!”
All that remained was a large pit from the ferocious beast landing, and the ground corroded by the magma digestive fluid.
“Aow?”
Little Flame was a bit puzzled, why did the food run away again?
Why, after hunting so many, hadn’t it eaten a single bite?
It looked at its Creator with crystal pupils, seeking answers.
“There’s more up ahead, more to come…
even if we don’t catch them, I’ll treat you to a feast at noon!”
Immediately, this potential multi-ton precious baby laughed like a child, bouncing around like a giant tot.
While it was delighted, Lu Ping’an enjoyed himself, and the victims were miserable, the audience was utterly baffled.
In the first stage, it was a normal pursuit race, but by the second stage, it had become the descent of the Magic King.
Looking at the Magic King slaughtering everyone below, the host didn’t intervene.
The members of the Rebirth Club were even more restless, this was nothing like they had anticipated.
Why did their kind-hearted club president change so drastically as soon as he entered the competition?
“This is his true face!
He’s a demon.” Finally, Mei Yuge spoke from the bottom of her heart.
Guan Xinxian turned to look at her, and the girl fell silent.
But she was fearless and felt the need to inform her classmates about the truth, even if she incurred the wrath of the Magic King’s companions.
Unexpectedly, Guan Xinxian just smiled and nodded.
“Yes, that’s right.
‘Safe Journey’s’ Lu Ping’an, he’s quite famous in many places.
There are two Secret Realms that have directly added him to the blacklist of banned entries.”
After a momentary pause, his face took on a reminiscent expression and continued.
“In the past, we were pursued by everyone several times.
Once, the people of the entire Secret Realm came chasing us and showed no signs of letting go.
Thinking back, it was quite thrilling, quite interesting.”
The new club members were completely baffled.
What the hell was going on, and what kind of club had they joined?
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