Chapter 62 - 58 - Hehe, Wende, hehehe

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Chapter 62 of "I'm in Honkai: Star Rail, and the Players are Going Feral Over Me!" starts the action: It seemed an idea had struck her. Instead of continuing the story, Sister Guoguo logged... Find out what happens!

It seemed an idea had struck her. Instead of continuing the story, Sister Guoguo logged out of her Star Rail account. [AHHHHHH! Sister Guoguo! What are you doing?!] [TNND! Why aren't you continuing! I still want to see Cocolia regret her life choices!] [I think it's better if she just dies...] [SO WHY DID YOU QUIT THE GAME!!!] Looking at the bewildered and confused comments, Sister Guoguo pushed up her glasses with a mysterious smile, then logged back into the game under the watchful eyes of her audience. Upon entering the game, the system forced a story replay, taking them back to the scene where Wende and Stelle raised their weapons at Cocolia. The moment the battle started, Sister Guoguo opened the character attributes screen and moved the cursor to Wende. "Just as I thought..." Seeing the string of question marks in Wende's skill descriptions, Sister Guoguo shook her head in slight disappointment. But on second thought, miHoYo would obviously never release the skills of an unannounced character this early. Comforting herself with this thought, she felt at ease. At the very least, she now knew that 5-star Wende was a Fire-type! This was a net win! [Oh yeah, I didn't even look at the skills. I was too busy vibing to the BGM.] [+1 on the vibing.] [For real! I was rocking out!] [Too bad, we can't see what Wende's skills are...] [An ink-wash style Fire character, reminds me of Azure Empyrea from the game next door...] [True!] [Wait, Sister Guoguo, take a closer look at Wende's character model?] A golden Super Chat suddenly appeared in the stream, reminding the still-comforting-herself Sister Guoguo. "Oh?" Sister Guoguo's interest was instantly piqued. With a serious expression, she pushed up her round glasses and zoomed the stream's view in on Wende. [Hiss......] [My god......] [Ah, this......] "Ngh......" Staring at the magnified image of Wende, Sister Guoguo's face suddenly flushed red. She felt a warm current run down her nose... She—she was having a nosebleed!!! "Sorry guys! I need to run to the restroom! Excuse me!!" A flustered Sister Guoguo immediately shot up and left the stream, bolting towards her bathroom. [Excuse me, I also need to use the restroom...] [Ah, me too... okay, never mind, I don't need to anymore...] [Hiss......] [Honestly, I think he's just okay (flick) (sound of a cigarette lighting)] [I dare you to put that cigarette down?] [Got my dream material for tonight!] [Damn you... this Wende... is he a succubus?!!] What made the entire livestream gasp in astonishment was Wende's new outfit, which perfectly catered to the... aesthetic... of the masses! A classic and elegant ink-wash style robe was draped over Wende's body. The black and white flowed behind him, forming a harmonious Yin-Yang landscape painting. Looking from the front, he didn't seem too different from the normal Wende at a glance. But once you magnified the screen and examined the details of the model, you would absolutely have to praise the designer's painstaking effort! This robe perfectly revealed Wende's strong upper body. And it wasn't just the "form"; thanks to Star Rail's excellent fabric physics, this silk-like robe also accentuated his "flesh"! But this detail was completely unnoticeable unless you zoomed in and observed carefully! [Alright, alright, everyone wipe your drool. You don't want to ruin your computers or phones!] [Have you noticed that there are a lot fewer comments in the chat...] [Yeah, the viewer count is going up, not down, but the comments have decreased so much!] [All I can say is, would you all mind putting away your halberds?] [Sigh, guess I have no choice but to get to work now!] [Wait! What are you all doing! This is your sacred daddy!!!] [Ah~ That chest! That waistline! So slim! But so big! So thick! Wait, why are there no little dots? MODELER!! YOU BASTARD!! WHY DIDN'T YOU ADD THE DETAILS!!!] "I'm back, I'm back. I've probably been eating too well lately, feeling a bit overheated. Let's continue." Having wiped her nosebleed, Sister Guoguo sat back down in her computer chair with a blissful smile. She ignored the unhinged people in her chat, but instead of continuing the game, she took out her phone in full view of everyone and called her best friend. "Remember to sleep early and wake up early... Remember to sleep early and wake up early..." A series of Wende's voice lines played like a broken record. On AC Station, another streamer, "Antarctic Bear Takes Arctic Goose for a Walk," suddenly received a call from her "good friend." So, under the watchful eyes of her own stream, she picked up her phone. "Hey? Bear, how far are you in Star Rail?" Sister Guoguo asked into the phone with a wicked grin. "Uh, I just got to the Cocolia boss fight? What's up, Sister Guoguo?" Antarctic Bear asked, looking confused. This "good friend" of hers was famous for never calling unless she wanted something. Whenever she appeared, she was either trolling someone or going crazy. Getting a call from her so suddenly left Antarctic Bear a bit clueless. "It's like this... check Wende's character details later. I guarantee you'll get a huge surprise!" Sister Guoguo said in a very righteous tone. ["Good friend"] [Bear! Bear! Don't listen to this evil woman! You'll... you'll bleed to death!!!] [Sigh, here we go again...] [Unhinged!] [I just sent the VOD to my dorm group chat, those animals used up all my tissues!!] [May I ask what they did...] [They were probably moved to tears by how epic it was (convinced)] "Character info?" Looking completely lost, Antarctic Bear casually opened the 5-star Wende's attribute screen. "This!" Antarctic Bear's eyes instantly sharpened. She decisively zoomed in on her screen, putting Wende's model on full display. "......" Silence... silence... and more silence... [Streamer... you have a nosebleed... aren't you going to wipe it?] A kind soul in the chat reminded her. "No need! This is blood I shed for Wende! It is my duty!" Antarctic Bear declared righteously as blood streamed uncontrollably down her front. She then frantically started taking screenshots of Wende's model and saving them to her personal collection. "Wende! When did you buy these clothes? They're a little too..." March 7th turned away, her face slightly red, finding it hard to look directly at Wende right now. The clothes were nice clothes, and he was a proper person, but why... was it... so... lewd... "Uh... that's not important. Let's focus on retrieving the Stellaron," Wende said, swatting away Stelle's curious hand that was creeping closer. He was trying to change the subject, feeling slightly embarrassed. He didn't want to dress like this either! It was all the system's fault!

Chapter 62 - 58 - Hehe, Wende, hehehe

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