Chapter 11 - 11 - The Player's Defeat 2

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Chapter 11 of "I'm in Honkai: Star Rail, and the Players are Going Feral Over Me!" begins with: [This is what happens when you build a lopsided team!] [Hot damn! Officially sanctioned by the... See the full story!

[This is what happens when you build a lopsided team!] [Hot damn! Officially sanctioned by the devs!] Some viewers were gloating, but another group was going absolutely feral. [Wende! Wende! How am I supposed to live without you! What will I do without your heals, Wende! Take me with you!!!] [My Wende! My beloved! The pain! It's too painful! More painful than Kakaya's first defeat!] And then there were those offering suggestions. [Let's crank up the difficulty for Kakaya! The streamer next door cleared it with this exact team, no extra levels, and passed with ease!] [C'mon! Lil' Ya! Put on a show for everyone!] "...A big thank you to all of you." Kakaya was rendered speechless by the diverse and colorful bullet comments flooding his stream. As a streamer on AC Station, he immediately recognized this as a great opportunity for content. Seeing the viewer count steadily climb, Kakaya smirked and pulled out his phone. [Huh? Why did Kakaya exit the battle?] [He's not thinking of putting Wende on the team, is he? It won't work, the devs locked the party!] [Speaking of which, why are there so many weird tricks after the public launch? This stuff didn't happen during the beta.] [Because my husband is here now~] [What do you mean your husband! That's my wife!] [Holy shit! Gays!] [Wait, everyone stop arguing for a sec, why did this Kakaya guy open the shop? Is he gonna whale on pulls?] [Look! A certain famous streamer breaks his promise to not pull until after the space station's main quest is done!] "Don't worry, everyone, I'm not going to pull!" Kakaya said to the stream with a cheerful grin. They watched as he swiftly topped up his account with a 648 RMB bundle, and then, under everyone's stunned gazes... He bought the Support Pack from the cash shop... [Holy shit! This dog!] [Goddammit, rich people and their tricks!] [That's our boy, with a thought process so bizarre. No wonder he's a numbers guy!] Kakaya chuckled as he uniformly leveled his party members to the highest possible level for the early game and restarted his crusade against the Doomsday Beast. [Wende: Are you kidding me?! Are you KIDDING me?!] [F*ck your mom! Refund!] [New here. Is this the sucker who spent real money on character EXP materials?] [No, you've got the wrong place. This is a KFC.] Relying on his "superb" technique, Kakaya smoothly passed the Doomsday Beast's first phase. Just as he was excitedly preparing to face the second phase, a sudden cutscene CG left him dumbfounded. "Huh? Why is there a CG animation here?!" Kakaya was completely baffled. In the cutscene, the Trailblaze party was shown working with clear coordination. They drew the Doomsday Beast's aggro while covering each other, displaying perfect teamwork. "Not good! March! Wende! Brace for impact!!" Himeko shouted to March 7th and Wende as the Doomsday Beast in the CG began to gather power. With a flick of her hand, March 7th enveloped the team in a shield, immediately followed by Wende's healing lightning needles. When the cutscene ended, Kakaya was stunned. He found that every character in his party now had two buffs: March 7th's shield and Wende's healing-over-time. "Is... is this even fair? miHoYo! You son of a bitch!!" Staring at a scene completely different from the beta test, Kakaya howled at the heavens. If he had known about these two buffs, why would he have bought the upgrade pack?! At this moment, the bullet comments exploded with laughter. [Hahahahaha! Thanks to everyone for not spoiling the second phase! I acknowledge your purity!] [Kakaya: Oh no, the clown was me all along!] [miHoYo! You've done well! (Appreciative)] [Ahh! My husband had to come save the day! I want him to stick me with his needles~] [March 7th: ? Do I not exist?] [No going feral!] The viewers, all real-life followers of the Path of Elation, had successfully orchestrated Kakaya's humiliation. In truth, a few people had tried to warn him at the beginning, but their comments were swiftly buried by the coordinated effort of the masses. The channel moderator even thoughtfully rewarded the spoiler with a big, fat mute as a prize. That's right! The mod was also a follower of Elation! Kakaya felt as if he had put on a clown nose, but it was too late to salvage his image! Knowing the composition of his audience, he figured a highlight clip of his blunder was probably already edited and ready to go. He could already predict what would be trending on AC Station tomorrow. Kakaya wanted to cry but had no tears. ...... Meanwhile, on another front. The news of Honkai: Star Rail's significant changes to the game's plot had already shot to the top of AC Station's trending list. Players were discussing it heatedly. Some believed that forcibly inserting a new character without any prior buildup felt far too clumsy. The other group believed... Wende was just too damn hot, and they suggested miHoYo double down! The paid "water army" trolls, who were still racking their brains for ways to slander Honkai: Star Rail, were completely washed away by the tide of feral fans before they could even make a move. Not a single ripple was made! It couldn't help but remind them of the advice from their predecessors: never go head-to-head with a newly released character. They could never win against a character who had the looks, the stats, and was also given away for free! In another streamer's room on AC Station. The streamer, who was on camera, was complaining about miHoYo's low drop rates. He casually did a ten-pull. Seeing the purple light behind Pom-Pom, the streamer looked very disappointed. "Sigh, another pity it is!" Mianhuatang shook his head helplessly, already preparing to whale for another bundle. He clicked the mouse to skip. Four streaks of purple light flashed across the screen. Before Mianhuatang could even react, the stream chat exploded as if a bomb had gone off, countless "WTF"s completely obscuring the screen! There, four Wendes were beaming, silently looking at Mianhuatang. "WTF!" Mianhuatang grabbed his head in disbelief, a string of curses escaping his lips! [Holy shit? The guy next door whaled almost 20k RMB in the standard banner and only saw two Wendes, and you got four in one go!?] [Family, who gets it?! A single Wende is harder to pull than a 5-star! That rich lady next door spent 40k to max out her Wende!] [The 6-star God of War! His reputation is well-deserved!] [I hereby declare Mianhuatang the Wende Jinchuriki!] [He's already E4, you're not gonna max him out?] Mianhuatang, who had been dejected from hitting pity every time, was now overjoyed. It wasn't a 5-star, but this was Wende! The character universally acknowledged as the hardest 4-star to pull from the standard banner! "Max him out! I have to max him out! I'm going all in today! If I max him out within two more bundles, I'll give away ten 648-RMB packs in the stream!" Mianhuatang waved his hand grandly, acting with great generosity. The bullet comments were instantly filled with messages like "Boss is generous! May the boss have a noble son soon..."

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I'm in Honkai: Star Rail, and the Players are Going Feral Over Me!
I'm in Honkai: Star Rail, and the Players are Going Feral Over Me! Author:Aleph_0
Chapter 1 - Aboard the Astral Express, and... Rescued. Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2 - The Character Card, a Choice of Abundance Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3 - Arrival at Herta Space Station Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4 - 4 - WTF? A New Character!? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5 - 5 - Stop Going Feral Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6 - 6 - Heals, Boosts Damage, AND Crits?!! Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7 - 7 - "Unremarkable" Eidolons Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8 - 8 - The Doomsday Beast Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9 - 9 - The Gaze of Destruction Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10 - 10 - The Player's Defeat Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11 - 11 - The Player's Defeat 2 Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12 - 12 - Bitter Coffee~ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13 - 13 - The Poison Master Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14 - 14 - Character Art Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15 - 15 - Heading to Jarilo-VI Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16 - 16 - So You Like Having Fun, Huh? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17 - 17 - Sampo: Crap, The Joke's on Me Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18 - 18 - Our Boss is Hungry! Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19 - 19 - Blood and Walls, Part One Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20 - 20 - Blood and Walls, Part Two Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: Extra: Version 1.0 Hotfix Update Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22 - 21 - Blood and Walls, Part Three Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23 - 22 - Survival or Destruction Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24 - 23 - The Melancholy Players Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25 - 24 - The Corrupted One Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26 - 25 - Sampo: Have You No Decency? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27 - 26 - Heading to the Underworld Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28 - 27 - Quack!!! It's a Trash Can! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29 - 28 - Self-Made Light Cone Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30 - 29 - Unhinged Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31 - 30 - The Last Fried Rice in the Underworld Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32 - 31 - Nightmare Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: Extra: Trolling Players and Himeko's Secret Recipe Coffee Milk Tea Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34 - 32 - Attack Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35 - 33 - The Non-Existent Memories Increase Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36 - 34 - Animated Short: "Disciple" Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37 - 35 - Transition Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38 - 36 - Journey to the Robot Settlement Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39 - 37 - Can You Open the Door to My Heart? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40 - 38 - Svarog: I Shall Raise Your Sworn Father Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41 - 39 - Sampo: I Shall Attack in Natasha Form! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42 - 40 - Huh? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: (Gag Chapter) Extra: Battlefield Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44 - 41 - The Insomniac Trio Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45 - 42 - The Great Edifice Is About to Collapse Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46 - 43 - Return to the Surface (Trash Can Syndrome) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47 - 44 - The Landau Siblings Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48 - 45 - Infiltrating the Silvermane Guard Restricted Zone Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49 - 46 - How Magnificent! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50 - 47 - Gepard: Are You Polite? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51 - 48 - Shocks the Foreign Internet Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52 - 49 - Memories Like a Rushing Tide Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53 - 50 - Serval's Inner Conflict and the Outrageous Admin Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: Unhinged Extra - Bai Ye Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55 - 51 - On Everwinter Hill Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56 - 52 - Winter Is Coming Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57 - 53 - Engine of Creation Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58 - 54 - Fierce Battle, Cocolia! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59 - 55 - Stab the Whole Family Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60 - 56 - The Gaze of [Destruction] and [The Preservation] Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61 - 57 - Wildfire Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62 - 58 - Hehe, Wende, hehehe Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63 - 59 - Afterwards Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64 - 60 - Rummaging Through Trash Cans is Contagious (?) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65 - 61 - Reunion in the Overworld Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66 - 62 - Farewell to Jarilo-VI Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 67 - 63 - Detoxification Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68 - 64 - Massage Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69 - 65 - Is It True, Sworn Father! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 70 - 66 - Changing the Destination Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71 - 67 - Heading to the Xianzhou Luofu Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72 - 68 - One Healer Saves All Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73 - 69 - Taste My Righteous Gang-Up! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74 - 70 - I Am Wende's Dog! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75 - 71 - What's Happening? What in the World is Happening? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76 - 72 - Don't Just Go Drinking Other People's Things Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77 - 73 - The Out-of-Control Starskiff Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78 - 74 - In the Midst of a Starskiff Chase Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79 - 75 - An Awkward Accident Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80 - 76 - The Sense of Security from a Reliable Adult Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81 - 77 - Collaboration… Collaboration!?? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82 - 78 - The Harmonious and Loving Express Crew Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83 - 79 - This is a Real Massage! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84 - 80 - Wende: Numb Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 85 - 81 - Yin and Yang Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 86 - 82 - Foxian Favorability MAX Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87 - 83 - ( ) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88 - 84 - The Impending Meeting? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89 - 85 - Kafka: Achoo! Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: Extra - The Trans-dimensional Massage Parlor, Part One Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91 - 86 - Two Doggies Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92 - 87 - Diting: Are You Trying To Steal My Job? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93 - 88 - Wende, the Level-Skipping Tool Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94 - 89 - Face to Face with Kafka Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95 - 90 - ? You two... Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96 - 91 - Idle Chat on the Starskiff Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97 - 92 - The Sacred Face Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: Extra - The Trans-dimensional Massage Parlor, Part Two Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99 - 93 - Wende: You Actually Used Your Mouth? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100 - 94 - Four Golds in a Ten-Pull Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101 - 95 - Little Bailu Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102 - 96 - "Esteemed Name" Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103 - 97 - After Hard Work, Time to Slack Off! Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104 - 98 - Daily Life in Changle Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 105 - 99 - Stelle: I'll Go! Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 106 - 100 - What!! Wende's 5-Star Splash Art!! Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: Extra Chapter: Wende at the Comic Con, Part One Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108 - 101 - The Person-to-Person Transmission Phenomenon Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109 - 102 - Cloud Knight: Thanks, First Time Hitching a Ride Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110 - 103 - Sister Guoguo's Connoisseurship Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111 - 104 - The Unexpected Preview and Himeko's Online Shopping Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112 - 105 - The Inscrutable Disciples of Sanctus Medicus Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113 - 106 - Natasha: I Can't Take This Cyberbullying Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114 - 107 - In the Alley, Part One Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115 - 108 - In the Alley, Part Two Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116 - 109 - Welt: This is Bad. This Child is Done For. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117 - 110 - An Encounter with Tingyun Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118 - 111 - Dad! Biological Dad! Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119 - 112 - What? What Did I Do? Oct 5th, 2025
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