Chapter 187 Happy

It’s often said that lightning strikes twice…… How should I say this… Just when I thought I survived through the front and back happiness deluxe sandwich, I woke up with a left and right happiness deluxe sandwich before me. Yes, I don’t clearly know why I’m thinking about all sorts of stuff, but what I do know is that the current situation is bad. I’m currently lying in the middle of a large bed. I was worried that I was also sleeping naked because I passed out in the bathroom, but I was relieved to see that I was dressed in what felt like a bathrobe. That’s good, but sleeping on my right is Kuro and sleeping on my left is Isis-san…… And both of them are holding my arms. After my eyes adjusted to the dark room, I moved my gaze to see that Kuro was wearing a large shirt while Isis-san was wearing a baby doll…… looking really defenseless and sensational at the same time. (T/N: I’m not googling baby doll again.) Unnn…… This is bad, as I start to become aware of what’s going on, I’m beginning to clearly feel the softness in my arms and my heart starts to beat loudly. Kuro’s breasts are modest in size, but they have a pleasant elasticity to them, and I can clearly feel the texture of her breasts on my arm. Isis-san’s breasts are bigger than Kuro’s, they’re very soft and they’re making me feel like my arm is caught between two mochis…… And they’re seriously dangerous. I think I’m going to get a nosebleed again…… [……Nyuu.] [ ! ? ] Even in the current situation, I feel incredibly nervous, but as if to deal the final blow, Kuro shifted in her sleep…… and reached out her hand towards my body. And then, as if she’s aiming at the gaps, her hand enters my bathrobe, reaching near my waist…… around the area near the dangerous zone. That’s bad! That’s really, really bad! I- I- I’ll just…… move away her hand a bit…… wait, it won’t budge!? She’s supposed to be asleep, but why can’t I move it at all!? I- I can’t say it’s wrong to wake her up because of this. If I don’t move her hand, it would turn the novel into something that isn’t family-friendly…… I need to wake Kuro up…… [K- Kuro…… Please wake up……] [Hnnn…… Fyuuu…… nyaahh? Kaito-kun~~?] [G- Good……. I’m sorry that I wok—— !?] When I called out to Kuro while moving my arm she’s holding, Kuro slowly shook her head and opened her eyes. I was relieved to see her wake up for a moment…… But a tremendous chill ran down my spine, and cold sweat began appearing behind my back as I looked into Kuro’s sluggish eyes. Was that feeling just now, a premonition for incoming danger……? From my past experiences, it seems that my body has figured out what’s going to happen next. However, even if I try to escape, my other arm is hugged by Isis-san, making me unable to move. Thereupon, Kuro’s hand reached out to the back of my neck…… [Chyuuuu……] [Hnnn!?] [Nchuu…… chuuu…… nuaahhh……] [ ~ ~ ! ? ] Her lips pressing against mine, her tongue inserted into my mouth and viscously explored left and right, as if to taste everything in my mouth. I desperately tried escaping from the deep kisses that are so thick that my brain feels like it’s melting, but obviously, my body won’t budge. Kuro doesn’t usually sleep…… She doesn’t need to sleep. But after we became lovers, she began to sleep with me. It’s also an expression of affection that she’s willing to show me her defenseless, sleeping face, and I”m incredibly happy about that……. but I feel like Kuro is really bad in the mornings. This is specifically the second time, but when she finds me while she’s still sleepy, she seems to immediately move on to kissing me, and in both the first time and this time, I couldn’t even resist and ended up receiving her passionate kiss. To begin with, it’s fair to say that I hold strength that isn’t much better than average, so no matter how sleepy she may be, Kuro’s still one of the strongest beings in the world and I wouldn’t be a match for her. In fact, even now, the hand that was holding the back of my neck completely blocked my movements. No, I guess I should be thankful that she was using a moderate amount of force here and that my neck isn’t snapped like one of her cookies…… [Chyuuu…… Hnnn…… Kaito-kun…… Shyuuukk……] [ ! ? ! ? ! ? ] [……Unnn? ……Arehh? Kaito-kun?] [………….] Along with her passionate kisses, she whispered her love for me with her sweet, melting voice, pushing my thoughts to the verge of conducting a passionate rampage. With one more push, my reasoning would have collapsed to pieces, but just when it seems like I will jump on Kuro…… Her eyes completely awakened, tilting her head at me. Apparently, this time too, she doesn’t remember about the kiss, but at any rate, my body was released…… feeling a mixture of happiness and disappointment…… [……Kuromueina only…… is unfair.] [Ehh?] [Fuehh?] W- What the…… T- T- T- That voice just now, could it be…… Just when I thought I was free of Kuro’s kisses that seemed to uproot and crush my reason, I heard a familiar voice…… and just like a rusty tin doll, I turned around. Thereupon, I found Isis-san…… I don’t know since when she was awake, but she’s sitting up on the bed with a slight blush on her cheeks and an expectant look in her eyes. [……I- I- Isis-san!? W- What do you mean by unfair……] [……I also want…… Kaito…… to kiss…… me.] [ ~ ~ ! ? ] Aaaahhhhh!? She really saaaaaawwww iiiitttt!? No, no, as expected, it’s already impossible for me!? I’m absurdly trying hard to persevere here, desperately trying to endure it, you know!? An additional attack right here and I will die!!! [……Ah, no, ummm, that is……] [……Kaito…… do you not like…… kissing me?] [I don’t dislike it! I’m rather feeling happy instead!] [……Thank goodness.] This is no good, I don’t have any option of refusal at all! Hearing what I said, Isis-san squinted as she happily smiled, before she pulled her face closer to mine. [……Hnnn…… Chyuu……] [Hnnn!?] [……Chyuupp…… Chyuuu…… Puaahhh.] [ ~ ~ ! ? ! ? ] It’s sweet…… The taste of her mouth is just plain sweetness and warmth…… Kissing her lips is already melting my thoughts…… It feels like I’m turning into an idiot…… [That looks nice…… Kaito-kun, it’s my turn next!!!] [Hnnnn!?!?] Next!? No, no, Kuro, you may not remember it, but didn’t you kiss me plenty enough earlier!? You still want more!? It’s impossible! Seriously, it’s impossible already! [……Haahhh…… Haaahhhh……] [Kaito-kun? Are you alright? Was it hard to breathe?] [……N- No……] [……Do you want…… to drink some water?] […… I- I’m…… alright.] ……I endured. I freaking endured it…… The struggle for my reason, which was too long and agonizing… I was able to overcome it! After such a struggle, I guess it’s fine for me to call me a Hero now, right? I’ve never persevered this hard before…… I never thought that keeping my vow to take my time and deepen our relationship would be such a harsh road…… I was almost about to give up…… Anyway, I’m lying down on the bed, breathing hard after facing the biggest ordeal of my life. Kuro and Isis-san followed me and laid by my side, and a peaceful silence fell. [……What is this…… I’m feeling…… really happy.] [……Eh?] [Isis?] Within the silence, Isis-san murmured in a small voice, and Kuro and I turned to face her. Thereupon, Isis-san looks at me and Kuro with a really heartfelt smile, filled with happiness. [……Kaito is here…… Kuromueina is here…… I’m not alone…… My heart…… feels really…… warm.] [Speaking of which, since the Treaty of Friendship was established…… I had been busy, so I haven’t been able to visit Isis’s home that much.] [……Unnn…… Thanks to Kaito…… I’m not lonely anymore……… So…… I’m happy.] [Unnn…… I feel the same way. Seriously, I can’t thank Kaito-kun enough.] Kuro and Isis-san calmly talked with each other…… It was like they were both suffering different forms of loneliness, and that’s why they felt happy in this moment. Hearing what the two of them are saying, my head which had been so flushed, regained a little bit of composure……. and after slowly putting my hands on Kuro and Isis-san’s shoulders…… I strongly embraced them. [ ! ? Kaito-kun?] [……Kaito?] [……I promise. Even if I’m a meager human…… but still, I will never let Kuro or Isis-san think they’re alone again…… I swear to the both of you right here.] [……Kaito-kun.] [……Kaito.] Hearing the words I said filled with my resolve, the strength from their bodies relaxed…… and they leaned their weight on me. [……You really are quite cool, Kaito-kun.] [……Unnn…… Kaito…… is dreamy.] [Hey, Isis.] [……Unnn.] Hugging me from both sides, Kuro and Isis-san exchanged a few words, and quickly leaning in to me…… they kissed me on my cheeks. [ [ I love you. ] ] Words of love spoken in a voice that I can feel is from the heart…… Savoring the happiness gently seeping into my heart, I strongly vowed again to take care of the two of them. Thereupon, Kuro and Isis-san closed their eyes and fell asleep in a position where they are still clinging to me. I really feel like I’m a fortunate man…… I felt nervous about all sorts of stuff, but right now, at this moment, I’m really happy to be with the two of them. ……Alright, all that’s left…… is just endure being in a position like this until morning. ……In the end, I couldn’t sleep at all and returned to the front of Lilia-san’s mansion with Teleportation Magic, sleepily rubbing my eyes. Even though exhaustion from happiness might sound luxurious…… but it still doesn’t alleviate the fatigue in my body. [……Umm,? Kaito-san? What happened? You look awfully tired……] [You’re asking what happened…… Alice, aren’t you watching me?] [No, as expected, I’m not that boorish. When you’re with Kuro-san or Isis-san, I’m properly taking my distance and only checking you through your magic power……] [I see…… Errr, well, concisely speaking……] Alice spoke to me with an unusually heartfelt look of concern, and while I felt comforted, I briefly explained to her the situation. Alice silently listened to me, but after a while, she nodded her head in understanding. [……I see. Well, Kuro-san and Isis-san don’t really have the same instincts as humans to preserve their species. In a way, you could say that their love is so pure and straightforward.] [……Unnn, that’s why I can’t reach out my hand to them in strange ways……] [No, well, it’s not like there’s any problem to it though? Kuro-san and Isis-san have both lived for a long time, and I know that humans have such desires. So, if Kaito-san wants to, I think they’ll be happy to oblige, you know?] [……Well, that’s exactly why I’m hesitating on my timing……] [Hmmm. Kaito-san is kind after all. Well, I guess Kaito-san should just go with the time that you think is right……] Maybe it’s because I’ve been nervous all day, but talking to Alice feels easy and comfortable. Ahh, that’s right…… I may be sleepy, but I’m also hungry…… and since we’re talking now, let’s go invite Alice…… [……That’s right, Alice. I’m changing the subject but……] [Yes?] [Will you go out with me for a bit?] [Fuaaahhh!? G- G- Go out!? K- K- K- Kaito-san!? What are you suddenly……] For some reason, Alice became flustered when she heard what I said…… Maybe it’s my imagination, but I think her cheeks are slightly red. [Well, talking to Alice makes me feel better……] [Fueeehhh!? P- P- P- Please don’t tell me…… since you can’t reach out your hands to Kuro-san and Isis-san…… You’re reaching your hands to me instead!?] [……Unnn?] [N- No, well, I certainly am, errr, ummm…… “a former human” after all, s- s- so I could understand that kind of thing but……] ……What the heck is this woman talking about? I feel like she’s digressing to a direction I don’t know at all…… [W- Well, I can certainly make clones…… and since I can change my sizes and proportions at will, I can certainly respond to all sorts of diverse plays…… B- But even I need to prepare my heart for such……] [……Errr…… Alice?] Advertisements [Hyyaaahhh!? Errrr, that is, ummm, errrr…… P- Please be gentle with me!!!] [……No, I was inviting you to eat with me though……] [I should have known that would be the punch line! D*mn it all!!! No, I didn’t have such thoughts! I didn’t hold any expectations at all!!!] [……Unnn?] [I didn’t say anything! Since this happened, I’ll just go eat off all these feelings until my stomach bursts!!!] I don’t know if I should say that I still couldn’t understand her as usual or not…… But well, I guess that means she accepted my invitation to eat today, right? ……Anyway, once I filled up my belly to some extent, I’ll go get some rest. Dear Mom, Dad——- Staying at Isis-san’s home, I was nervous all the time, and I was almost at the limits of my reasoning several times, but I managed to endure and went back home. Well, I was tired from all sorts of things, but in one way or another, as expected—— I’m really happy. Let me show you, my sweetness zone’s full power!!! Serious-senpai: […… Sniff…… I- It’s finally over……] I’m sure that everyone’s tired from vomiting out rainbows all over the place, so the next chapter will be a bit of a break before Sieg’s arc comes. Serious-senpai: [……Hoohhhh…… T- Then, I will hold out here……] Serious-senpai: [Why the heck did you have to add thhaaaaattttt!!!] T/N: 52/237 Advertisements