Chapter 76 - 071: Dogs Peeing is Very Saucy

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The story starts in Chapter 76 of "I hacked through the chaotic world with my blade": Chapter 76: Chapter 071: Dogs Peeing is Very Saucy This was the only major road leading... Don’t miss it!

Chapter 76: Chapter 071: Dogs Peeing is Very Saucy This was the only major road leading to the Sunshine District; on the way here, there indeed were quite a few zombies, but definitely not as many as there are now. Apparently, the zombies had staggered around and unwittingly wandered here. "Hehe..." "Roar..." The distance wasn’t too far, and the low growls of the zombies were audible. The horde of zombies moved in groups, their gait unsteady, their appearances ferocious and terrifying. Anyone who saw them would want to steer clear by a wide berth, avoiding any encounter. "So many." Lin Fan wasn’t afraid of zombies; Frostmourne was the weapon in his hands that could ensure his safety. Based on the number in front of him, if he were to charge in, it would take some time to clear them out. However, he had no such intention. With the survivors and the dog with him, there was a chance that in defending themselves, he might forget their presence, which could lead to accidents. "Big... big brother, should we take another route?" Wang Kai stuttered, shivering as he spoke. His fear of the zombies stemmed from the depths of his soul. If they were the type that limped. He felt that he certainly had the courage to wield a weapon and kill the zombies, but the kind in front of him had completely breached his defenses, leaving no room for wild thoughts. "Take another route?" Lin Fan said with a smile, "There’s no need. This is the shortest route back. Don’t be nervous, don’t be afraid. Trust me, I’m very strong. I’ve already thought of a way." Wang Kai looked at him in shock. A way? If they didn’t change routes, he truly couldn’t think of any way to get past. Unless they could fly over. Heh. It was another dream-like notion; no, even in dreams, no one would dare to do such a thing. "Get off." Lin Fan said. Wang Kai was completely flummoxed, his mind a blank. Get off? The zombie tide in front of them exerted a strong sense of oppression, even more terrifying than encountering hundreds of black-clad, knife-wielding gangsters suddenly appearing on the road. Lin Fan knew Wang Kai was very scared. "I’ll carry you, and you hold onto the dog. I’ll take us across." After saying that. He approached Wang Kai, slung his waist, and effortlessly lifted him up. The dog, paws flapping, was held tight in Wang Kai’s arms. Then, Lin Fan picked up the electric bike. It was heavy, but in his hands, it was like tofu, presenting no problem at all. This electric bike belonged to a cool boss; it certainly couldn’t be abandoned. "Big brother, what are we going to do?" Wang Kai asked, trembling. Lin Fan replied with a smile, "It can’t be helped when the road is blocked, but we can jump over. Don’t worry, I never do things I’m not sure about. You just need to believe in me." During their conversation. "Hehe..." The zombie tide showed signs of agitation, clearly having spotted the fresh flesh of Lin Fan and the others. They let out deep roars one after another, and with a rumbling noise, the ground trembled. "They’re coming, they’re here..." Wang Kai shouted, his eyes bulging and his breathing rapid, as the thing he was terrified of was really happening. Lin Fan remained as calm as ever, striding towards the zombie horde, picking up speed as he got closer to the zombies. Wang Kai closed his eyes, not daring to look at the scene unfolding before him. We’re dead, we’re dead... Wang Kai screamed inwardly, thinking that simply having one last look at the outside scenery would be satisfying enough. Now, it seemed they were doomed to fall victim to the zombie’s grasp. At that moment. With a ’bang,’ Lin Fan leapt into the air, as if he could fly, jumping over the heads of the zombie horde. Looking down, he couldn’t help but marvel at the sheer number of zombies below—easily hundreds, if not thousands, with no telling where they had all come from. All the zombies looked up at the sky, the flesh overhead within their sight but just beyond their reach. Bang! A landing, a tremor, a crack. He settled the electric bike. "It’s okay now, let’s get on," Lin Fan said. Wang Kai opened his eyes, his face filled with bewildered ignorance, and as he looked back, he saw the zombie horde now behind them. So many thoughts ran through his mind: ??? "Hurry up and get on, they move really fast, and any hesitation will get us caught," Lin Fan said with a smile. Very quickly. The Emma electric scooter could unleash even greater kinetic energy in times of danger and despair. Wang Kai, sitting in the back, kept looking behind them now and then. The zombie horde was clearly in front of them, so why did it suddenly appear behind them? "How did we get here?" Wang Kai pinched the bridge of his nose, wondering if he’d been suppressed for so long that he was hallucinating, and if what was happening now was all an illusion. They say the most effective way to break an illusion is to wet your pants. Because urine is warm. A commonly cited saying goes, "A splash of pee wakes you up," showing that urine indeed has such an effect. Lin Fan, unaware of Wang Kai’s thoughts, kept riding the electric scooter and answered, "We jumped over. There were too many zombies. Initially, I wanted to see if they were going to attack us; if they did, I’d defend myself and take them all down. But I was worried about your safety, so I jumped over." "Huh... do you smell that? It smells a bit like pee." Upon hearing that, Wang Kai felt slightly embarrassed, as his crotch was now a little damp. "It’s probably the dog that got scared and peed. Dog’s urine usually has a strong smell." He completely deflected the blame onto the dog, who was now fluttering in the breeze. The dog looked up at its owner with a smile, and as they made eye contact, the dog stretched out its tongue and licked Wang Kai’s mouth, a gesture of goodwill, a sign of its affection for him. "Is that so? I don’t feel any dampness on my back, oh well, I don’t want to think about it anymore." Lin Fan didn’t dwell on these issues; even if the dog had indeed peed, he wouldn’t get angry. It would be fine after a wash at home, not a big deal. He continued riding the electric scooter. Wang Kai lowered his head and then lifted it to gaze at the back of Lin Fan’s head, having heard his recent explanation. Jumped over? Such a puzzling statement. After a while, they arrived at the district. Lin Fan returned the electric scooter. Its battery was no longer sufficient to support his next outing, so he pulled it into the shop to charge. "Thanks, boss," he said gratefully. Wang Kai didn’t know who Lin Fan was talking to; he thought there was someone in the shop, but after looking around, he didn’t see a soul, aside from noting the cleanliness of the store. "Who are you talking to?" Lin Fan replied, "The shop owner, the boss of Xinfeng Real Estate. He was a good guy; turned into a zombie, I chopped him up, and then I threw him into the trash bin. Come on, I’ll take you inside the district, there are still a lot of people there." Wang Kai: ... Room 804. Wang Kai scoffed down his food voraciously, as if he hadn’t eaten a meal in ages, bowl after bowl, to the astonishment of everyone, but they could understand his situation. Fortunately, Sister Li always cooked with later meals in mind, otherwise, there would have been nothing for Wang Kai to eat when he arrived. "Eat slowly, no one’s going to snatch it from you," Lin Fan said. "Mmm..." Wang Kai nodded his head but didn’t stop his hands; his mouth was full of rice, like a starving ghost reincarnated. His mind was overwhelmed with one thought. So delicious, truly delicious. Even plain white rice was a delicacy of the world. Dog food? Don’t talk nonsense. Just the sight of dog food made him nauseous.

Chapter 76 - 071: Dogs Peeing is Very Saucy

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