Chapter 267: Bugs Bunny

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Chapter 267: Bugs Bunny "Yo yo..." Perhaps feeling annoyed that someone was calling them dumb for not being able to master a foreign language taught by someone else, the little deer made a "yo yo" sound. "Don't call like that." Shi Tou's voice sounded somewhat impatient and severe. "Say it with me—'Shi Tou.'" "Yo yo." "Shi Tou." "Yo yo." Shi Tou's ridiculous actions dumbfounded Han Cheng. This was even more excessive than what he had done himself. Initially, he taught Fu Jiang some language skills that a dog must master, but now Shi Tou treats deer as anything but deer. Compared to teaching Fu Jiang to speak, teaching the deer to do fieldwork was the real challenge! Suppressing his laughter, Han Cheng left without disturbing Shi Tou, who was preparing to spread Mandarin to all tribes. After the country's founding, demons and monsters were not allowed to become spirits, but now, who knows which dynasty it was? Maybe Shi Tou could really teach one or two oddities to speak. Han Cheng found this amusing. It wasn't until several months later that Han Cheng learned the true intention behind Shi Tou teaching the deer to speak and repeatedly telling them the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. By then, he had returned in a canoe from outside. "Divine Child..." On the third afternoon after Han Cheng's return, Shi Tou came to find him, tears streaming down his face as soon as he opened his mouth. Han Cheng was greatly alarmed. What had happened to this child while he was away? Why did he look so miserable? "What's wrong? Who bullied you?" Han Cheng asked as he approached. He cared a lot about this intelligent and studious kid. "The little deer..." When developing under impoverished conditions, various talents needed to be cultivated, especially in fundamental agricultural planting, which was not to be underestimated. After sowing the seeds, Deer Lord and several other deer could walk through the fields with a harrow to smooth them out. The soil brought up by the harrow would cover the grains that had fallen into the ground. Although it couldn't cover them all, covering most of them was still achievable. The weather was favorable, and just after the first batch of grains was sown, a precious spring rain began to fall. As if explicitly watering these hopeful grains, the rain stopped, and the clouds cleared the next day. During this time, people from the Green Tribe, the Sheep Tribe, and the Bone Tribe also came one after another. They mostly came to get salt for free, and few brought things to exchange for pottery, which Han Cheng had anticipated beforehand and didn't find strange. The leader of the Green Tribe left the Green Sparrow Tribe with two jars of free salt, leading his people away. Looking at the land devoid of trees or grass, he was doubtful. He didn't understand why this prosperous and generous tribe would do such a strange thing—why would they cut down trees and turn over the land? Wasn't this tiring? How could it compare to hunting? When he thought of hunting, he couldn't help but think of the larger deer he had just seen in this wealthy tribe. They looked so tempting. Deer were fast and not easy to catch, and the Green Tribe hadn't eaten deer meat since a long time ago. Roasted deer meat sprinkled with salt would surely be even more delicious. The leader of the Green Tribe licked his lips involuntarily. Suddenly, a brilliant idea appeared in his mind. Deer were hard to catch, but this tribe had many of them. When the fruits were ripe, the wild grass around his tribe would also mature. When the time came, he could bring some wild grass over and exchange it for a deer from this tribe. After all, this tribe liked wild grass so much, and their leader was so generous or rather foolish... With a heart full of joy, the leader of the Green Tribe withdrew his gaze from the prosperous tribe to the west and headed back towards his tribe, secretly sighing for his cleverness. With such a clever and capable leader in his tribe, it was no wonder they lived so comfortably. With this thought in mind, the leader of the Green Tribe felt content for a long time to come. .

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I am a Primitive Man
I am a Primitive Man Author:墨守白
Chapter 1: This is not in line with the rules of time travel Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 2: This is… Big Senior Brother Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 3: Catch a monster for dinner. Sep 10th, 2025
Chapter 4: Catch a monster for dinner (2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Law abiding Primitive men Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Good Heavens, finally had a bite to eat. Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Listening at the wall, but no response from below?! This is not good Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Embarrassing, being taught how to read by primitive people… Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Autumn is a season for storing food Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: But other tribes raided the orchard Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Food Crisis Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: In the Name of the Sky God Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Breaking the Ice to Catch Fish Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: The secret of Shaman Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: A lot of fishes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Big Brother, full of surprise and excitement Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Divine child Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Crude and disgusting gloves Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Speaking proper Mandarin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Crude socks and salt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: The whole tribe must speak Mandarin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Education should start from young Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: The tribe’s name is Green Sparrow Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: Face that was struck by lightning Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Han Cheng Making Pottery Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Pottery and confidence Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: Pottery firing without building an earthen kiln Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: Clay Kiln opened, Pottery Created Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Joyful Tribe and Depressed Han Cheng Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Simple truth with a huge impact Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Delicious boiled water Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: Boiling water, pottery and broth Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: – Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: A magnificent masterpiece that came out of nowhere – Tadpole Looking for Mom Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Han Cheng tastes hundreds of herbs Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: The ancestor of rapeseed? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: The Cunning Deer Lord Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: An edible rock – Salt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: Enchanting Salt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: Salt Mountain, deer, making salt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: Every step forward is difficult Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: The big plan to increase the population – eat more kidneys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: Rabbit gives birth, mother and child are safe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: A panicked male rabbit Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Salted meat and wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: If you want to build a wall, you must first find food Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: The Inescapable Fish Cage Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: The Amazing Fishing Equipment Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Salted fish appears Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: Thunderstorm Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Between the planks Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Curse of the devil? No! It’s a blessing from the heavens! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: The Green Sparrow Tribe starts to brush teeth Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 55: Excavating the foundation, driving wooden stakes Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: Wooden planks, mix mud, and building the wall Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Walls without a center front door Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Shoulder Pole, Door, and the Wagging Wolf Cub Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Party after the hard work Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: Battle at the Orchard Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Battle of the orchard and eating salt Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: A feat across the ages Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: Shaman who loves rabbits Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: – Drying the grass and hunting in the woods Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: Kill the Monster Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Wild Boar! Yours! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: People! Enemies! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Cold and sinister snake! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Warmth in the Snow Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Bone shovel and pottery board Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: The Terrified Primitive Women Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Autumn is a season for harvesting children Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Poisonous snakes that do not hibernate Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Three tribes Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: The Cunning Green Sparrow tribe Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Had never met such a shameless, despicable, and cunning tribe Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Two lines Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Defeat and stabbing the bodies Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Female slaves Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Cruel Medical Skills – Learning While in Battle Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Joyful Meng Er Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Three tribes 2 Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Raise your hands Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: The tribe that came to them Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: The Granny Liu from the primitive era enters the Grand View Garden Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: In the primitive era, Granny Liu enters the Grand View Garden 2 Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Icy Despair Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: The Enchanting Ru Hua. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: The howling wolf and the deer who refused to eat Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: The enticed deer Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: construction of the deer enclosure Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: deer lost in joy Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Weaving wooden walls, erecting crossbeams, binding rafters, and weaving fences. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Spindle Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: The Articulate Eldest Senior Brother Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: The Articulate Eldest Senior Brother Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: The power of revenge Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: The Unrestrained Eldest Senior Brother Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: experiencing both pain and joy Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Allocating spouses, grass baskets, and wooden baskets Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: The Bamboo Craftsman and the Hand-Operated Drill Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: The Old and weak won against the Young and strong; The Next Shaman Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: The God’s secret Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: The Thief Who Stole Milk Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 105: A Year Past. It’s Spring again Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Plastering the Mud Roof and Stone Sickle Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: The Highly Motivated Tie Tou Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: From Deer Pen to Houses Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Let the Deers out to pasture Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: Let the Deers out to pasture 2 Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Waiting for the Deer Herd Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: The truth that makes one want to kick the author in the face Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: The upcoming joyful gathering Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: The first to arrive is the Green Tribe. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Smile Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: Melancholic Han Cheng Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: Outstanding Donkey Tribe Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Primitive Trade Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: Low wall and Wooden ladder Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Chisel and Auger Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: artificial respiration and Bone sucking Manic Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: The Miraculous Brain Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: When I looked back, I had already embraced the towering giant tree. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: The Painful Rapeseed Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 125: Wolf and Deer fight and harvest Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: From Wooden Forks to Silkworms Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Taste from Childhood Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Second Senior Brother’s Rake Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Praise, like labor, makes people smarter Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: The somewhat alarming production Book Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Earthen Kiln and Tiles Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Earthen Kiln and Tiles 2 Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Fragrance Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: Fragrance 2 Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Earth breaking for Houses Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: Something happened Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: Once again broken carrying pole Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: God and Devil Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: You will be remembered Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: Wooden Windows and Mountain Walls Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: Encounter with a divine beast Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: The Useless Rabbit Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Trap Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 145: A Leg Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 146: Precious Eggs Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Ferocious Wild Chicken Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Plastic Surgery Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Excessive joy leads to sorrow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: No More Stones Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Rocks cannot stand the hot and cold too. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Small Stones, Field, Door Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: A man like Lu Ban, and Alien Civilization Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: The busy and Quiet Tribe Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: The Fighter Among the Cocks Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: Good Education Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: You will start missing it after you lose it Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: Getting Fire Part One Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: Tinder tree Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: Getting Fire Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: The leader whose style is plummeting Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Grass ashes? Cement! Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: Little girl who picks mushrooms Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Discovery of Cement Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 165: Beacon Fire and Smoke Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 166: Green Tribe’s Leader’s Surprise Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Wild Grass Ear Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: Wild grass spikes? Grains! Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: Green Tribe’s Chief had taken a big advantage Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: The Neglected Millet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Millet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: Bite of Green Sparrow Tribe Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: Bite of Green Sparrow Tribe 2 Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: The leader of the Green Tribe who pursues flavor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: The leader of the Green Tribe who pursues flavor 2 Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: Rattan Shield Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: Rattan Shield 2 Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: The Second Senior Brother is like Cao Cao, planting in ditches and ridges. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: What walls? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Taking Advantage Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: The sour smell of love is everywhere Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Return Goods Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: The Proud Fire One Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 184: The Charm of the King of Flavors Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 185: Salt as Free Gift Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 186: A plan with salt Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 187: The Secret Not Passed Down Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 188: a flash of inspiration Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 189: Enter the Jia Mansion, Lin Meimei Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 190: The Useful Charcoal Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 191: Harvest song Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 192: Gradually drifting apart Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 193: hanged person Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 194: Feeling Empty Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 195: Sabretooth? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 196: Ruyi, don't fail me now Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 197: Tiger roars, pig squeals Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 199: Visit from the Bone Tribe Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 200: Rapeseed covered with snot Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 201: Miraculous Tribe and Shang’s Suggestion Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 202: The impoverished Donkey Tribe and the Weaver Woman wrapped in animal skins Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 203: Cows and Flying Dreams Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 204: From Cowherd and Weaver Girl to Calendars Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 205: Knocking on the door at night Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 206: obstructed labour Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 207: Divine Child becomes a vet Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 208: Saving a Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 209: The Beaten Dog Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 210: Old age has set in, but let's reminisce about our youthful extravagance. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 211: Innovate based on inheritance Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 212: The lazy shaman and the people grinding sticks Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 213: The Thorny Greenbelt Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 214: The Unreliable burning of charcoal Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 215: Plant a Divine Child in Spring and Autumn… Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 216: Feel like reciting a poem Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 217: Dawn Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 218: Dogs that can't eat bones and crazy earth walls Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 219: Covering the wall Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 220: Sheep Tribe was led astray Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 221: The deeply moving sentiment that tears one's eyes. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 222: Dangerous Primitive Era Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 223: Kidnap the Divine Child? This is a dangerous idea Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 224: Didn’t bring enough leather? You can put it on the tabs Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 225: Zhang Liang's Plan and the Ladder Over the Wall Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 226: The suffering Sheep Tribe and the distressed Han Cheng Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 227: Chang Er should die Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 228: From Chang'e Flying to the Moon to Archery Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 229: Bound to disappoint bow and arrow Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 230: Archery’s greatest insult Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 231: The contest between the Pea Shooter and the Marksman Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 232: The adobe kiln that nurtures treasure Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 233: The First Snow Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 234: Ice Crystal and Wind Chime Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 235: The steady Divine Child Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 236: Finally produced charcoal. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 237: Secret Weapon – Han Yu Pin Yin Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 238: Shi Tou that flies further Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 239: Slingshot Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 240: Going to Tsinghua University or Peking University? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 241: Adding an instrument for the ceremony – Drums Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 242: Drums, Shaman, Dance Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 243: Obsessed with sex, their will becomes focused Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 244: Just as they were feeling pleased, a plane flew across the sky Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 245: Shaman: What's wrong with the Divine Child? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 246: The most beautiful woman is the only one worthy of the wise Divine Child Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 247: Canoe, arrows of various kinds, and Old Li from the Independent Battalion. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 248: Simple division of arms Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 249: The military power must be held in one's own hands. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 250: It’s Difficult to lineup Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 251: A punishment that even the primitives dare not think lightly Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 252: The meaning of training Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 253: Reminiscing New Year Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 254: The Evil Nian Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 255: Just because I glanced at you a little more in the crowd Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 256: Han Cheng, the fanatic of couplets Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 257: New Year’s Eve Dinner Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 258: Eating together is not against the rules Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 259: New Year’s Eve night Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 260: Green Sparrow Year 1 Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 261: Warm Wind Blows, Spring is here Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 262: Silkworms, planting trees, seedlings, and the arriving Donkey Tribe. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 263: The Suddenly Generous Donkey Tribe. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 264: Fu Jiang Gives Birth Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 265: Five Little Blessings and the Deer of the Ploughed Land Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 266: Shi Tou teaches the Deer to speak Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 267: Bugs Bunny Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 268: Preparing to set sail Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 269: Dog jumping into the river Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 270: Bamboo forest and bamboo shoots Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 271: I only want a mouthful of soup Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 272: Wild Hemp Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 273: Curiosity kills the cat Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 274: –Chai Hu Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 275: Friday? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 276: Unspeakable matters Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 277: The first time seeing someone confidently and boldly says he is short Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 278: Sick must be burned Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 282: Deer! Deer! Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 284: She is still a child Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 279: Reminiscence of the Women of the Fire Tribe Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 280 Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 281 Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 283 Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 285 Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 286 Oct 5th, 2025
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