Naruto: I'm Not a Pokémon

In the midst of the chaos of the Third Great Ninja War, a young shinobi named Mirukawa Kaito remains remarkably calm. With a flick of his wrists, he unleashes a barrage of elemental jutsu—water, lightning, ice, and lava—turning the tide of battle in his favor. Yet, amid the turmoil, he finds himself grappling with an unusual dilemma. Equipped with a mystical arsenal, including a curious focus sash and a strange item known as "Onion," Kaito faces an identity crisis. As he contemplates his newfound powers, he can't shake the feeling that he’s somehow become part of a world he never expected—one filled with unexpected twists and absurdities.