Chapter 33 - 33: Best Dining Companion

"So you're that Zhu Haomiao?" The voice was no longer the sweet and milky tone from before but had become a magnetically low and androgynous sound. It could be described as a queen's voice or the voice of a scummy guy with a seductive tone... But if he hadn't just seen his enchanting side, Zhu Haomiao would definitely instinctively be 100% sure this was a male voice. S~eaʀᴄh the nôvel_Fire.ηet website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. The main thing is his aura was too intimidating, full of sharpness, aggressiveness, and an oppressive vibe, which diluted and covered the feminine charm on him and highlighted the masculine and heroic beauty. Realizing he was losing control of his bold thoughts, Zhu Haomiao fearfully retreated to the door, anxiously shaking his head. "I don't know any Zhu Haomiao, I just walked into the wrong room." After saying that, with Li Cang's face full of question marks, Zhu Haomiao pulled open the door and ran, but bumped right into Ye Wan Ning who was carrying a bunch of stuff. "Where are you running to?" "Senior sister, I suddenly remembered I have something urgent to do..." "And what urgent matter is that?" "Emmmmm..." Worried about his orientation, at a loss for a reasonable excuse, Zhu Haomiao got tragically stuck in place. Ye Wan Ning, sensing the anxiety in his words, smiled coldly. "Get in!" "Senior sister, I really have something urgent!" "No! You don't!" Ignoring him completely, Ye Wan Ning dragged the boy inside, casually closed the door, and locked it as well. Click~ Hearing the door lock, Zhu Haomiao shivered in disbelief, looking at Ye Wan Ning. This girl is really something! Do you know what it means to lock me in with the two of you? That's double the fright! It's scarier than one plus one, it's one times one! Uh... wait, something's off with that math... Whatever, as long as the gist is clear! A couple's rice bowl, aren't you scared?! Stack the two of you like this, and then like that... Can't say more without getting censored! It's just terrifying! However, Ye Wan Ning paid no attention to Zhu Haomiao's distressed demeanor. She placed her bags of food on the table and waved at a figure on the sofa. "Cangcang, time to eat." Li Cang nodded, his delicate face still showing a hint of sleepy daze, and after two seconds, he slowly got up and helped Ye Wan Ning arrange the takeout. "What are you standing there for? Come over and eat!" Turning back, Ye Wan Ning found Zhu Haomiao still looking wary and suspicious, huddled in the corner. Annoyed, she waved him over. At her words, the boy gave her a dissatisfied glare. Am I your family dog? Just a wave and I'm supposed to come eat? Haven't you heard "A prudent man does not accept unsolicited food"?! Zhu Haomiao wanted to loudly rebuke her like that, but the enticing fragrance of the dishes wafted over, reluctantly prompting him to shuffle closer. "Cangcang, this is your [Mountain Four Seasons Spring]." "Shui, this is your [Giant Taro Ball Boba Red Bean Pudding Coconut Milk Tea]." After seating Zhu Haomiao and Li Cang on either side of her, Ye Wan Ning deftly took out the drinks, while her friend kept frowning at the table full of food. "Oil, are you planning to eat leftovers for days again? Why so much?" Upon hearing this, Ye Wan Ning smiled smugly, patting the boy beside her on the shoulder. "Hehe, let me introduce to you my best eating buddy, Zhu Haomiao!" "He seems to have awakened some sort of [Food Bucket] supernatural talent, able to consume food far beyond the capacity of his stomach!" "With him around, no matter how much I order, none goes to waste; he can finish every last bit!" "And he's got a great appetite, everything tastes delicious to him!" Sitting opposite, Li Cang blinked, staring at Zhu Haomiao expressionlessly. "So... you're Zhu Haomiao." No! I'm not! After I finish this meal, I'll change my name. From now on, call me Niugulu·Pervert! On the other side, oblivious to Zhu Haomiao's twisted expression, Ye Wan Ning patted Li Cang's shoulder. "Oh right, Shui, let me introduce you to this guy who's 1.88 meters tall, with legs 2 meters long, my good friend Li Cang. You can just call him Cangcang." Wow, 1.88 meters tall, legs 2 meters long, is the upper body a negative number? A thought itching in his chest that he just had to get out, Zhu Haomiao suddenly noticed a detail. Wait, Cangcang? That sounds like a feminine nickname! Lighting up, Zhu Haomiao looked at Ye Wan Ning with hopeful eyes. I'm not a pervert; my orientation can be saved! "Senior sister, this Cang..." As if she'd seen this scene countless times before and knew exactly what Zhu Haomiao was about to ask, Ye Wan Ning smirked with a mischievous grin. "Male." Boom! Seeing Zhu Haomiao's familiar expression, as if struck by lightning, heart broken, Ye Wan Ning's mischievous smile grew even bolder. Li Cang gave her an exasperated look but didn't refute. Perceiving this, the last shred of hope in Zhu Haomiao's heart was completely shattered, his whole being turning gray. It's over... super doubled... from now on, call me Aixinjueluo·Pervert... But after a while, a new thought clicked in Zhu Haomiao's mind. Wait, this isn't so bad compared to liking a cat, is it? At least he's a person! And he's stunning! He could even play Su Daji in women's clothes! Just... a small chest... Casually glancing at Li Cang's flat chest across the table, Zhu Haomiao carefully analyzed, thought deeply, and finally hit his palm in realization. It's not that I'm a pervert; it's that he's too beautiful, ambiguous! When I questioned, it wasn't me with the problem; it was him! Exactly! The problem's not me; it's him! Once I pass the buck, the world feels open and vast. With clarity, Zhu Haomiao felt a sudden transparency, untangling his confusion. Meanwhile, Ye Wan Ning sipped her [Giant Taro Ball Boba Red Bean Pudding Coconut Milk Tea], staring at Zhu Haomiao's enlightened smile, a holy Buddha light seemingly radiating from him, full of question marks. Where has this guy's mind wandered off to now? Even I, a crazy person, can't keep up with him... Fine, let's eat! Let's eat! Picking up her chopsticks and attacking the table full of delicacies, Ye Wan Ning soon got lost in the array of food. Beside her, Li Cang ate elegantly, while Zhu Haomiao, recalling certain matters, pursed his lips with a speechless expressiveness, his gaze drifting between them. Such a perfect pair, handsome and beautiful, they must be a couple, right? Then when I kissed senior sister earlier, wasn't that like a bull in a china shop... Emmmm... now facing the aggrieved party for a meal, I'm feeling a bit anxious...