Chapter 168: 168: Where are my clothes?

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As soon as he finished speaking, a tremendous pressure erupted from Kaito. He stood tall, exuding an overwhelming aura that crushed the air around him. It was as if an ancient, divine mountain had descended, suffocating every Anbu present. His killing intent became tangible. The air reeked of blood—thick, suffocating, endless. To the Anbu, it was as if they had fallen into a crimson sea, and Kaito was a Shinigami rising from it, ready to reap all life in his path. Gulp. Faced with such a monstrous presence, even the elite Anbu couldn't help but swallow nervously. Fear crept into their eyes. 'This is insane! This guy defeated the Sand's high-ranking officers single-handedly? Just this presence alone... it's enough to crush us. If he actually attacks, we won't last a second. Not even the Hokage radiates such raw killing intent...' The thought echoed silently among several Anbu. They cast subtle glances toward their captain, awaiting his decision. "The Nine-Tails Jinchūriki is Konoha's asset. We cannot allow anyone to take her," a Root agent said flatly, his tone unwavering even under the crushing pressure from Kaito. "I advise you to stand down," he paused, "or we will attack." Root operatives were known as weapons—loyal only to Danzō, who had given a clear order: Retrieve Uzumaki Kushina at all costs. Had this man been anyone other than Kaito, the Root agents would've acted long ago. "Attack?" Kaito scoffed. The next instant, his figure blurred. Boom! A sickening crack echoed. Kaito's palm had slammed the Root agent's head straight into the ground. Dust scattered. The earth split, a crater forming beneath the impact. The Root agent's mask shattered. His lifeless eyes stared up at the sky, blood and brain matter soaking the dirt. Dead—instantly. Lightning sparked around Kaito's hand, searing away the blood like divine punishment. He calmly drew a kunai from his gear pouch, his tone cold and final. "Let me see how you plan to take Kushina away from me." "Ka–Kaito-sama! We truly mean no hostility!" the Anbu captain stammered, his voice strained. Inwardly, he cursed the dead Root agent. You knew nothing of this man's power, yet even after seeing what he did to the Sand's top brass, you still provoked him? Are you trying to kill us all!? Even as a jōnin, he couldn't see how Kaito had moved. If Kaito wanted them all dead, they wouldn't last a second. What a goddamn idiot... The Root operatives, enraged by the death of their comrade, erupted all at once. Ninjutsu, genjutsu, kenjutsu, taijutsu—they unleashed every form of attack at once, converging on Kaito like a storm. Kaito narrowed his eyes. His figure vanished. Even with Kushina in one arm, his movements didn't slow. In the next heartbeat, blood painted the night sky. Kaito weaved through the battlefield like a reaper. Kunai in hand, he struck with ruthless precision. One by one, Root agents fell, their eyes wide with fear, their bodies lifeless before they even understood what was happening. Screams pierced the air. Blood flowed freely. Within ten seconds, over a dozen Root operatives lay dead—including elite jōnin. None of them had a chance to fight back. Silence followed. The few surviving Anbu trembled, drenched in cold sweat, their bodies frozen in place. "Kaito-sama! Please! We never intended to be your enemy!" the Anbu captain shouted, his voice cracking. Panic had completely taken over. "No need," Kaito replied with a sneer. "Since you came together, you'll stay together." With those words, he vanished once more. Splatter! Screams returned—and vanished just as fast. The Anbu captain stood alone, frozen, eyes wide in disbelief. His entire squad... gone. You monster... The Hokage will never forgive you... he thought, dazed and shaken. "Go tell the Third Hokage," Kaito said, walking past him, "Kushina will remain here with me for a while. She'll return on her own when she's ready. Oh, and—" He stopped and looked back with a chilling smile. "Tell him I'll be visiting soon... to settle the debt he owes me." Without another word, Kaito nodded at Uchiha Mu and carried Kushina into the distance, toward the ruins of the Land of Whirlpools. Behind them lay corpses, blood, and the heavy stench of death. A breeze swept through the clearing, carrying the scent of iron. The Anbu captain finally moved. "Kaito... I will relay your words. That, I swear." --- That night, a crescent moon glowed gently in the sky, stars scattered across the vast dark canvas. Kaito sat by a campfire, his hands glowing faint green. He carefully healed Kushina's injuries—burns from her partial transformation into the Nine-Tails. Once he finished, he slowly pulled his hands away. His gaze shifted to the roasted suckling pig he'd prepared. Crackle... "Mmm... smells so good..." Kushina murmured groggily. Her eyelids fluttered open, her gaze hazy. She looked around in confusion before spotting the masked figure by the fire. "You again... why am I here?" Then suddenly, her eyes widened. A chill ran down her spine. She looked down. Her face turned red. Then blue. Then red again. "AAAAHHH!!" "You—! You bastard! Where are my clothes!?" Tears welled in her eyes as she screamed at Kaito. Kaito rolled his eyes. "Really? Do I look like that kind of guy to you? Even if I was starving, I wouldn't choose you. Honestly, isn't Tsunade a hundred times better? You're not my type." He gave her a casual glance. Kushina caught the look—and exploded. "You—!!" She sprang to her feet, furious, ignoring the blanket wrapped around her— Fwump! The cloth slipped off. She froze mid-charge. Her face turned a shade of crimson that even the Sharingan couldn't replicate. "AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" She scrambled to cover herself, grabbing the blanket in a panic. But it was too late. Kaito had already seen everything. Clear as day. --- Consider supporting me on patreon. Patreon.com/Zphy

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Naruto: Eating A Devil Fruit In The World Of Shinobi
Naruto: Eating A Devil Fruit In The World Of Shinobi Author:Zphyrr
Chapter 1: Transmigration. Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Entering Training Space. Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Training. Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4 4: Lightning Release. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5 5: Lightning Forging. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6 6: Self Proclaimed 'Big Sister'. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7 7:Father-in-law? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8 8:50Kg Weight. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9 9: Shadow Clone Jutsu. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10 10:2 Years Of Intensive Training In The System World. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11 11:Rasengan? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12 12: Entrance Exam. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13 13:Enrolled In the Academy. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14 14:Dattebayo. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15 15:Will Of Fire. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16 16:I, Uchiha Sasuke, acknowledge you. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17 17:Six Navy Styles. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18 18: Shave. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19 19: Uchiha Clan's Massacre. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20 20:Fire Style Ninjustu. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21 21: Kage Level Strength. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22 22: Pro Rizzler. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23 23: Bait. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24 24: Sasuke Vs Kaito. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25 25: Itachi's Test. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26 26: Uchiha Clan's Ancient Fire Styles. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27 27: Uchiha's Massacre. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28 28: Obito. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29 29: Obito Vs Kaito. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30 30: Obito Vs Kaito (2/2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31 31: Kage Level Threat. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32 32: 7 Chakra Nature. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33 33: Root. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34 34: Tsunade. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35 35: Medical Ninjustu. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36 36: A Monster. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37 37: Mysterious Figure. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38 38: The Real Deal. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39 39: Legendary Ichiraku Ramen. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40 40: Hyuga Clan Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41 41: Final Day at the Academy. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42 42: Father-In-Law, Hehe. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43 43: 6 Years Of Nightmares. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44 44: Team 7 Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45 45: Icha Icha Paradise. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46 46: Dog Food Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47 47: Barbecue. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48 48: The Test. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49 49: Kakashi Sensei. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50 50: Helping an old lady cross the street. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51 51: C Rank Mission. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52 52: Trap Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53 53: One Of The Seven Swordsmen Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54 54: Killing Zabuza. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55 55: Gatō Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56 56: 10 Billion Ryō Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57 57: Hyuga's Hiashi. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58 58:A Deal Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59 59: Scaring The Patriarch. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60 60: A talent like this must be under my control. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61 61: Danzo Sama Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62 62: Danzo's men. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63 63: Attacking Roots. Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64 64: Kaito's Retaliation. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65 65: Stalling for time. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66 66: Izangi Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 67 67: Leaving Konoha Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68 68: 5th Hokage Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69 69: News Of Root's Demise. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 70 70: Sage Mode Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71 71: Natural Energy. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72 72: Gaara. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73 73: Ino's Longing. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74 74: Chunin Exam. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75 75: Rock Lee. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76 76: Mastermind of the 4th Ninja War. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77 77: Orochimaru. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78 78: Rasenshuriken. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79 79: Immortal Cockroach. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80 80: Cursed Seal. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81 81: Ino's Punch. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82 82: Neji Vs Hinata. (Bonus Chapter) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83 83: Hinata's Confession. Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84 84: Sleepover. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 85 85: Mother-In-Law. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 86 86: Kaito Vs Ino. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87 87: Konoha Collapse Plan. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88 88: Clearing the path for Tsunade. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89 89: Why does he look young? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90 90: Death Of The 3rd Hokage. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91 91: Tsukuyomi. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92 92: Dramatic Entrance. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93 93: My Silly Little Brother. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94 94: Visiting Tsunade. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95 95: Tsunade's hemophobia. [Bonus] Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96 96: Using Naruto to cure Tsunade. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97 97: The timeline is all messed up. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98 98: A-Rank Mission. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99 99: Nullifying Ninjutsu. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100 100: Keeping Electromagnetic Field, Active. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101 101: Killing the tyrant of the snow country. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102 102: Women... Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103 103: Sasuke's Defection. Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104 104: Took you long enough. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 105 105: Reinforcement. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 106 106: Elementalization. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107 107: Cutting off Sasuke's arms. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108 108: Sage Mode Kabuto. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109 109: Manda, the arrogant snake. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110 110: Plans for experience. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111 111: Incomplete Sage Mode. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112 112:[Bonus] First Hokage's Talent. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113 113: Sage Body. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114 114: Reunion. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115 115: Am I really going to die? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116 116: Senju's Bloodline. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117 117: Hmm, training? Asif I'd believe that. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118 118: Opening 5 gates in reverse. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119 119: Honing Physical Control. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120 120: Someone's targeting me. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121 121: One down, Killing an Immortal? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122 122: Five Hearts Immortal. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123 123: Rasenshuriken. Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124 124: Dragon's Vein. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 125 125: Where Am I? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 126 126: Third Raikage. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127 127: [Bonus] Obliterating Ten Thousand Ninjas. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128 128: Avoiding the disruption of the timeline. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129 129: Reinforcements. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130 130: Two Jinchūriki plus an Old man. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131 131: The Might of Ayanami Kaito. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132 132: Clash of the Tailed Beasts. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133 133: The Tailed Beasts Unleashed. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134 134: Raijin Descends. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135 135: The Thunder Giant vs Dust Release. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136 136: The Meteorite of Hidden Star. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137 137: The Star That Lost Its Shine. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138 138: Working on the Eight Inner Gates. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139 139: A Message for Danzo. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140 140: Senju Tsunade. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141 141: Mysterious Masked Man. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142 142: The Masked Stranger's Gift. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143 143: Clash at the Camp Gates. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144 144:[Bonus] Embarrassment at the Camp. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 145 145: A Deal. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 146 146: Who Is This Man? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 147 147: 147: Sandstorm Clash: The Puppet Dance Breaks. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 148 148: 148: Power of Lightning. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 149 149: 149: One Tail Jinchūriki. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 150 150: 150: Kazekage’s Trial. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 151 151: 151: The Thunder Dragon’s Wrath. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 152 152: 152: Tsunade's Fiance? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 153 153: 153: Boosting Their Morale. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 154 154: 154: The Wrath of the Thunder God Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 155 155: 155: The Sands Surrenders. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 156 156: 156: The One Who Shattered the Sand. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 157 157: 157: The Hidden Truth of the Senju. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 158 158: 158: Shadows Behind the Sand Treaty. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 159 159: 159: Negotiations with Sand Ninjas. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 160 160: 160: The Hidden Betrayal. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 161 161: 161: The Senju Clan. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 162 162: 162: Second Gate Open. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 163 163: 163: Secrets Uncovered. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 164 164: 164: Nine-tails Emerges. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 165 165: 165: Rampage of the Nine-Tails. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 166 166: 166: Hiruzen Would Pay Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 167: 167: Leeching off Tsunade's connection. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 168: 168: Where are my clothes? Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 169: 169: I've come to borrow your techniques. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 170: 170: His Might. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 171: 171: The Thunder God's Trial. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 172: 172: Thunder Ascension. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 173 173: 173:[Bonus] Raikage's Dignity. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 174 174: 174: Defeating The Eight Tails. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 175 175: 175: Kaito's Comfort. Tsunade's Tears. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 176: 176: Spirit Transformation Technique. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 177: 177: Enhancing The Soul. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 178: 178: Threatening The Leaf. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 179: 179: I'm Here To Destroy Your Clan. Oct 11th, 2025
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