Chapter 28 Victoria’s Secret

Chapter 28: Chapter 28 Victoria’s Secret ... Yan Xiaobao was taken aback by the ponytail girl’s questions. He had only known Xia Rou for two days and didn’t know her birthday, zodiac sign, or blood type at all. Yan Xiaobao rolled his eyes and countered, "I don’t even know you, so why should I tell you my wife’s birthday, zodiac sign, blood type, or anything?" "Hmph! I bet you can’t even say it," the ponytail girl said proudly, as if she had caught Yan Xiaobao’s fox tail. "If you can’t say it, it means this sister is not your wife at all. Since she’s not your wife, holding her like that is just hooliganism! If you keep holding her, I won’t be polite to you!" "Not polite to me? Oh really, go ahead and be impolite." Yan Xiaobao laughed. The novelty of the situation amused him; he had always been the one being impolite to others, and no one had ever dared to be impolite to him. Xia Rou was afraid Yan Xiaobao might hit someone again and quickly tried to persuade, "Little sister, you’ve misunderstood. Although I’m not his wife, we are... we are friends, so..." "Slap!" Before Xia Rou could finish her sentence, her PIPI received a solid slap, feeling a fiery sensation... quite stimulating... "Rourou, you’re being naughty again." Yan Xiaobao said sternly, "You’re about to become my wife, so how can you tell others you’re not my wife?" Xia Rou personally denied the marital relationship, yet Yan Xiaobao still hit her in public, making the ponytail girl raise her brows, assuming a stance resembling Wing Chun, and angrily exclaimed, "Stinking hooligan, you’re being outrageous in front of me, the Binhai Heroine Ye Shanshan! Watch out for my punches!" "Stop!" Xia Rou was alarmed and quickly opened her arms, blocking Yan Xiaobao, "Miss Ye... please don’t be upset. We do indeed... indeed have a marriage contract. Our business is none of your concern, but thank you." At this point, Xia Rou had no choice but to admit the inexplicable marriage contract with Yan Xiaobao. Otherwise, not only would her own PIPI take another hit, but this girl named Ye Shanshan might also be in danger. "Really?" Ye Shanshan scrutinized Xia Rou and Yan Xiaobao, still a bit skeptical. "Dear passengers, Carrefour stop has arrived. Please exit from the back door if you need to get off. After exiting, please observe traffic rules and stay safe..." The bus announcement came just in time to help Xia Rou out of the situation. As soon as the bus stopped, Xia Rou hurriedly dragged Yan Xiaobao off the bus. "Whew..." Xia Rou finally breathed a sigh of relief. This guy is truly a walking disaster; he almost got into a fight just by taking the bus. It’s best to quickly finish shopping and hide him away at home to avoid causing more trouble. Fortunately, once inside the supermarket, Yan Xiaobao behaved, pushing the shopping cart beside Xia Rou, not buying random things, not hitting anyone, and not randomly calling anyone his wife. Because Yan Xiaobao didn’t find any woman pretty enough to be his wife. After buying toothbrushes, towels, and other daily necessities, Xia Rou also led Yan Xiaobao to buy two sets of clothes. The clothes at the supermarket weren’t of a high grade, but fortunately, Yan Xiaobao wasn’t picky about clothes. He was only picky about the clothes his future wife wore. In less than an hour, Xia Rou had purchased everything she needed, and while Yan Xiaobao was trying on clothes, she secretly bought herself a long, thick, dark purple round-neck nightgown. Now she no longer had to worry about being stared at by Yan Xiaobao after showering. After leaving the supermarket, to avoid causing trouble on the bus again, Xia Rou planned to take a taxi home. While waiting for a taxi, Yan Xiaobao noticed a commotion at a store across the street and curiously said, "What’s being sold over there that attracts so many people?" From a distance, Xia Rou noticed a prominent banner that read: "Victoria’s Secret New Concept Fashion Experience Store Grand Opening." "Nothing special, just a clothing store opening," Xia Rou dared not take Yan Xiaobao to visit "Victoria’s Secret." It is well-known as the world’s most prestigious lingerie brand. "Wife, let’s go take a look." Yan Xiaobao didn’t want to return home too early. Since he hadn’t yet cured the patients at Xia Rou’s home, she wouldn’t do couples’ things with him, and staying home was no fun. "No need to see, the clothes from that brand are very expensive..." "Really? I’ve never worn expensive clothes before." As Yan Xiaobao spoke, he took Xia Rou’s hand and started crossing the street. Xia Rou knew she couldn’t go against Yan Xiaobao’s wishes and was led across the street by him, secretly praying not to cause any trouble... Once squeezed into the crowd, Xia Rou’s face turned red. She finally understood why there were so many people here. This "Victoria’s Secret" New Concept Fashion Experience Store was holding a lingerie show. In the trendy, dynamic music, models with heavy makeup and sizzling lingerie strutted confidently on the T-stage, showcasing various lingerie styles. Three layers deep, the audience below the stage was mainly composed of men. Their wolf-like eyes devoured the models wearing scantily clad secret pieces, wishing they had X-ray vision. People filming with their phones were holding them low to high, wanting to capture the live footage to enjoy later. Xia Rou frowned, wondering how "Victoria’s Secret," a top international brand, could hold such unsophisticated street performances. Upon closer inspection, Xia Rou found the trick. It turned out this store wasn’t "Victoria’s Secret" but "Vimi." Although "Vimi" is commonly known as a short name for "Victoria’s Secret," it’s not their registered trademark. Hence, this lingerie store using the "Vimi" sign was hard to prosecute for infringement, yet it attracted many unsuspecting consumers to shop. Xia Rou always disliked these fraudulent knock-off practices and immediately wanted to leave. But the little rascal probably wouldn’t want to leave, considering all the exposed legs and exaggerated half-spheres... Unexpectedly, Yan Xiaobao voluntarily grabbed Xia Rou’s hand and headed outside the crowd, "What’s this? All those faces are so unattractive, yet they’re desperately showing off. They really have no self-awareness." Xia Rou was greatly surprised, somewhat disbelievingly said, "Why the change today? Aren’t you the one who loves to look at... at these exposed things..." "Humph!" Yan Xiaobao said with arrogance, "I only appreciate beautiful women, and not just any woman is worth my time unless they’re as pretty as you, Rourou, otherwise I wouldn’t bother looking twice." This guy... his eyes sure are selective... ...