Chapter 230: I’d Rather Die Than Be Someone’s Lackey! — Orochimaru

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For a shinobi, intelligence is priceless—especially when it concerns someone like Kakuzu. An S-rank rogue ninja. A threat of this level could easily endanger the entire village. For someone like that, no price is too high to pay for information. And more importantly… The contents of the intel left Kitsuchi shocked—utterly stunned. The Undying Ninja. There are no wrong nicknames—only names that fail to live up to the legend. And in this case, the name was all too accurate. “Is this intel for real?” Ōnoki stood atop the platform, momentarily forgetting even the matter of Roshi and Han’s defection. The defection of Roshi and Han had indeed caused some losses to Iwagakure, but the two had shown notable restraint—neither had actually killed any Iwa shinobi. That said a lot. Despite their actions, Roshi and Han still held feelings for the Land of Earth and Iwagakure. Their departure stemmed from a difference in ideals, not betrayal for betrayal’s sake. As long as they were still alive, Ōnoki didn’t need to make dealing with them a priority. However… Kakuzu was a different matter. If the intel from Kanda Kyoichi was accurate, then Kakuzu’s continued existence posed a massive threat to Iwagakure. The man only needed one mask at a time. But if a mask was broken… And then replaced… Would that mean every broken mask costs the life of an Iwa shinobi? Unacceptable! Ōnoki flew into a rage, literally lifting off the ground and floating around his office—as if getting airborne might raise his IQ a bit too. He brooded for a long while before finally saying, “If Kakuzu and Sasori are teaming up, then this shouldn’t be just our problem.” “Father, are you planning to destroy his Lightning mask next?” “Shut up!” Ōnoki nearly fell out of the air. This damn kid. All these years of grooming, and his brain still hadn't grown a bit! Just comparing him to Kanda Kyoichi, a boy in his twenties, was already humiliating. Of course… Kitsuchi did have a point. Just look at Kyoichi’s lineage—his grandfather’s generation, his father’s generation—they were built different. Can you even compare their intelligence? Still, Kitsuchi just smiled and didn’t voice those thoughts. He waited until his father’s anger subsided before carefully asking, “Then what’s the plan, Father?” “Let’s not provoke Kumogakure just yet. A and his gang are definitely the type to go to war. Best not to push them. Besides, Kakuzu isn’t easy to deal with either. For now, it’s better to work with Konoha.” Ōnoki explained. It was obvious that Konoha had their eye on Kakuzu too. Otherwise, why would they have acted in the first place? That operation might’ve failed, but there would absolutely be a second one. And when it came, teaming up with Konoha to bring down Kakuzu and Sasori together would be the smart move—especially Kakuzu, that bastard treating Iwagakure like a freakin’ spare parts warehouse. If not for Konoha’s sensor advantage, they wouldn’t have even noticed what was happening. Since then, Iwa had been assigning more sensor-nin to its squads. Reconnaissance and intelligence gathering were crucial. Those damn Senju were frighteningly clever—Konoha’s tactics had elevated the use of sensors and scouts to an art form. Ōnoki still hadn’t figured out how to fully counter it. So… He had no choice but to follow suit. Everyone needed to adapt to these new ninja warfare tactics. He sighed—then suddenly froze midair. Wait a minute… Should I be thanking Kanda Kyoichi for this?! Ōnoki’s face twisted with a strange expression. --- At that moment, Kyoichi received a baffling system notification: [Completed: Sensor-Based Recon Tactics – Teaching Module] [Evaluation: Average] [Reward: Earth Fist Technique] Huh? This must be from Ōnoki. But seriously—what the hell did I say that inspired him? And what kind of stingy rating was this? Average? Wasn’t that just dragging down his system ranking? “Sensei, what exactly is Kakuzu’s jutsu?” Asuma couldn’t help but ask again. Kyoichi shrugged. “How would I know? But from what I’ve seen, it’s probably some kind of life-draining ability—absorbing chakra natures or vitality from his targets.” “No wonder he can use all five chakra natures. But he probably can’t acquire kekkei genkai that way,” Shisui added thoughtfully. The three of them discussed it animatedly. In truth… They didn’t need Kyoichi to say more. Enough of Kakuzu’s Earth Grudge Fear technique had been exposed to piece together a rough picture. But to those who didn’t know, this information was worth a fortune. So, naturally—it had to be kept under wraps. “Since leaving that village, can you still sense natural energy?” Kyoichi changed the subject. There wasn’t much point in talking more about Kakuzu—he’d already marked the guy with a Flying Thunder God seal. As long as they had a general idea of his location, tracking him wouldn’t be difficult. What he was more interested in was Sage Mode. If Shisui and the others could gradually adapt to natural energy, then in a few years, they might be able to start training in Sage Mode properly. So to Kyoichi, this was a far more pressing issue than Kakuzu. “I can still sense it… but only at certain times. Most of the time, especially in towns, I feel almost nothing,” Kurenai replied. Shisui nodded in agreement. Asuma, meanwhile, looked a little sheepish. Scratching his head, he admitted, “I can sense a little bit, but not enough to guide it the way you described.” “It’s probably related to your mental energy,” Kyoichi mused. Shisui and Kurenai had a leg up on Asuma in that regard—they both specialized in genjutsu and sensory techniques, which gave them stronger mental energy. Their method was different from the Mount Myōboku version. Mount Myōboku relied on things like special food (like “insect dumplings”) to help the body synchronize with nature and begin sensing natural energy. But the Slug Sage path had no such crutches. Slugs didn’t eat the same way toads or snakes did. They weren’t even that into food. Their training style was far more “Buddhist”—serene, meditative. If they weren’t, Shikkotsu Forest would be a very different place. Kyoichi gave them a few more pointers, then returned to the village and immediately headed for Orochimaru’s lab. No question about it. Sage Mode might not be something you could mass-produce—but you could guide people to adapt gradually to natural energy. It was possible. But for that, he needed a proper test subject. Orochimaru’s current life was oddly peaceful. Except for the lack of freedom (thanks to being monitored by Mitokado Homura), things weren’t too bad. He had his lab, his research, sunshine, and time to ponder new projects. The one thing he lacked? Inspiration. The Wood Release research had reached its conclusion. Kyoichi had pretty much wrapped that up—from structure, to enhancement, to application. Orochimaru’s job now was to simplify the techniques so more people could learn them and make them practical for civilian use. That was no easy task. Even now, Orochimaru hadn’t fully cracked it—but the odds of a Senju descendant awakening Wood Release had gone up. It wasn’t just Kazamatsuri Toshiki anymore. One of his younger brothers had awakened it too. There was even another Senju who could use Wood Release… though… His version was weird. He could grow seedlings, but anything beyond that was near-impossible. Still— If it worked for agriculture, who’s complaining? “Tch… Seems like all the fun research is locked behind restrictions. Hmph… Konoha really isn’t a place for people like me.” Orochimaru sighed, feeling vaguely disappointed. The lab was nice. But he still yearned for greater scientific exploration. He had begun to entertain the idea of leaving again when— A familiar chakra signature entered his range. That kid again? Interesting… “Kyoichi. What brings you here? How’s the research going?” “Not bad,” Kyoichi replied casually. “I’ve got a new topic. One I guarantee will interest you.” “Oh?” “No? That’s fine. I’ve already made some progress anyway. Such a shame though… Sage Mode—a secret of the Three Great Sanctuaries…” Kyoichi sighed dramatically and turned to leave. A second later— Orochimaru zipped to a spot just two steps in front of him. “Sage Mode? Are you seriously offering to share knowledge of something that classified with me?” His eyes gleamed with excitement. Sure, Ryūchi Cave had Sage Mode—but Manda always demanded a ridiculous price just to summon him, let alone train someone. You couldn’t count on that snake. “Correction,” Kyoichi said, raising a finger. “I’m not sharing it—I’m offering a research opportunity. Together.” “…Close enough. I’m very interested!” Orochimaru licked his lips. This brat... He always managed to come up with topics Orochimaru simply couldn’t refuse. Truly infuriating. “You see? I knew you’d be interested. That’s why you were the first person I thought of! And how do you respond? With that attitude… sigh!” “…Tch.” Orochimaru fell silent for a moment. This guy… He was the one asking for help, and yet somehow it felt like he was the one losing out. Orochimaru suddenly had the urge to— “Kyoichi-kun, there’s a ninja in the research division who specializes in food studies. Since we haven’t caught up in a while, how about we chat over a meal at his place?” “Sure! I’m starving anyway—lead the way!” Kyoichi grinned. Orochimaru still thought he could play hard to get? Throw a juicy research topic on the table and watch how fast he rolls over. When Mitokado Homura saw it was Kyoichi visiting, he didn’t bother coming out to interfere. He knew this kid’s temperament—and he knew Kyoichi didn’t think much of him either. So… Out of sight, out of mind. No need to make both sides even more annoyed. Kyoichi followed Orochimaru to the so-called "culinary research ninja." The entire room had been transformed into a kitchen. The guy had even laid out a sleeping mat on the floor—a true maniac. The moment they walked in, the air was filled with the rich aroma of slow-simmered broth. “What’s he making?” “Heh. He’s trying to create a more nutritious and palatable version of standard military ration pills—hopefully to curb their overuse.” Orochimaru explained. The broth and culinary flair? Just by-products of his main research: food-based supplements for shinobi. Still… To Orochimaru, this guy was just another cook. The idea of improving ration pills? Not exactly a reliable goal. “Kyoichi-sama, Orochimaru-sama…” The ninja wiped his hands on a towel. Seeing that Kyoichi was present too, he immediately looked a bit flustered. “What’s your name? That broth smells oddly familiar.” “My name’s Hakkaku, sir. As for the broth—you may have caught a whiff of it at Handa’s noodle shop. We were once classmates in the same culinary school.”

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I, Konoha's Sage of Life
I, Konoha's Sage of Life Author:GodDragcell
Chapter 1: The Life Mentor System Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: The Teacher’s Three Fires Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Do You Know the Will of Fire? Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: A Sheep Delivered to the Door Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5: Chakra Perception Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Do You Understand Class Struggles? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 7: Who Says Kids Are a Pain? They’re Doing Great Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: I Told You to Observe, Not to Surpass Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Few Truly Understand the Will of Fire Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10: The Father-Son Duo of Rare Beasts, True to Their Name Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: The Uchiha Are Useless! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: What Defines the Will of Fire? This Does! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: Shisui’s Life Mentor Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14: A Perfect Disarmament Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15: If You Don’t Want the Blade, I’ll Take It Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: Trading Forbidden Techniques—Eight Gates Released! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17: Familiar Configurations, Root Organization? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: Orochimaru, the Perverse Snake Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: Gentle Fist? One Strike to Defeat Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: Danzo, Do It Yourself If You’re So Capable Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: Damn, Why Didn’t I Think of That? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: Kakashi, Stop Being So Stubborn! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: The Sword of the Thunder God Obtained Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: Progress Leads, Others Follow Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 25: “I’ve Said My Piece—Who Agrees, Who Opposes?” Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26: A Win-Win Situation, Profits All Around Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: The Test Ends Before It Even Starts? Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28: Is This Really the Water Wall Jutsu? Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: Good Practices Deserve to Be Shared! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: Kakashi—The Perfect Negative Example Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: No Coordination at All Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: You? Are You Out of Your Mind? Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: Look, He Owes Me a Thank You! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: The Blessing of a 996 Work Ethic Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35: The Future of the Uchiha Rests with Me Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: The Improved Activation Technique Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: A C-Rank Mission in Hakuen Town Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: The Wandering Samurai, First Battle Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39: The Big Fish—Tsunade Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: “Casinos? Not Something You Can Handle!” Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41: Betting Against You? No Need to Cheat! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: A Single Tree Does Not Make a Forest Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: Signed! The Shikkotsu Forest Contract Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: Konoha Ninjas—It’s Time to Roll Up Our Sleeves! Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 45: Taking Me to a Hot Spring? What’s the Meaning of This? Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: This Kid Is Pure Trouble Beneath the Surface Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: “When It Comes to Ideology, I’m the Expert!” Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: Encountering a Master Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: Idealistic but Foolish Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50: Who Are Allies, Who Are Enemies? Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: There’s More Than One Path to Your Goal Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: Dance of the Shikigami Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53: Jiraiya – “Hokage and I Are Not Meant to Be” Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: You’re Really Not Holding Back! Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: The Chūnin Exam—You Set the Rules! Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: The Ninja Battle Royale Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: Third Hokage: “I’m Useless!” Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58: Tsunade Can Still Make Money? Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59: Passed the Exam? Look Again, Look Carefully Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60: Two Brains Still Aren’t Enough Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61: Speed Up, Bail Out, Vanish! Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62: The Lone Warrior Squad! Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63: Trash, and Worse Than Trash Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64: Turning the Tide—Heaven-Piercing Kick! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 65 – Being Passive-Aggressive? Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66: More Than Just a Single Strike Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67: I, Tsunade, Will Definitely Back Him Up! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68: The Need for Ideological Education Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69: A Leaky Version of the Yin Seal Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70: A Crow Keeper Who Doesn’t Use Genjutsu? Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71: Earth-Style Wall? More Like Earth-Style Fortress! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72: Restoring the Glory of the Senju—Our Duty and Obligation Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73: Wind Release Chakra Mode Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74: Tsunade Goes on a Rampage! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75: For Konoha? You Think You Represent Konoha? Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76 – Danzo, Don’t Expect Me to Take the Fall for You Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77: Hayate, You Really Got a Freebie! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78: Kyoichi, You’re a Genius Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79: Studying Medicine Won’t Save Konoha Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80: The Battle of the Medical Kunoichi Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81: I Want You to Oversee the Eastern Front Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82: How Do You Rewrite the Will of Fire? Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83: Konoha, Our Own Territory Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 84: Hiruzen, You’ll Regret This Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 85: The Dragon God of Konoha, Teacher Chen Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 86: Kyoichi and His Student—Masterful Actors Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 87: Tsunade: This Time, I’m Not Gambling Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 88: Liquefaction? Just Separate It. Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 89: Sealed! Capturing Hozuki Chikage Alive Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 90: Got Up, Taken Down in One Strike Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 91: The Seven Ninja Swords… Ran Away? Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 92: Fight If You Can, Run If You Can’t Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 93: A Decision That Defies Tradition Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 94: Tactics – Guerrilla Warfare on the Supply Lines Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 95: The Heir of White Fang? Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 96: The Arrival of the Uchiha, Shisui Awakens His Eyes Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 97: Someone’s Helping You Spread the Word—What’s There to Fear? Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 98: Come, Contribute Some Chakra Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 99: One-on-Seven Won’t Work, But Three-on-Seven? That’s a Different Story! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 100: Seven Ninja Swordsmen in the Trap, Time to Close the Net Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 101: Yagura: Are You Freaking a Traitor? Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 102: Tsunade, the Master of Changing Faces Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 103: Tactical Lessons—Ice Release Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 104: The Fat Sheep Offers Its Own Wool Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 105: The True Mastery of Water Release Lies in Konoha Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 106: Solving Problems—Start with the People Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 107: Fugaku—Don’t Put Words in My Mouth! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 108: Hashirama Cells? Not Interested. Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 109: What I Give You Is Truly Yours Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 110: Tsunade, Where Is My Home? Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 111: Minato, It Wasn’t Me Who Set You Up! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 112: There’s No Future in Just Practicing Gentle Fist Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 113: Konoha’s Future Lies in Him Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 114: The Land of Rain, Second Meeting with Yahiko Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 115: The Small Shinobi Village Alliance Plan Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 116: The Best Stealth Is to Kill Everyone Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 117: The Kirigakure Are All Useless! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 118: Two Against One and Still Got Killed? Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 119: Swallowing Two Squads with Tears Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 120: The Telescope Technique—Do I Look Like That Kind of Person? Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 121: Konoha Blocks the Path to Surrender Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 122: Jiraiya – How Dare You Tarnish My Innocence Out of Thin Air? Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 123: Does This Lineup Even Need a Disguise? Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 124: Tailed Beast Transformation? I Can Do That Too! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 125: I Gave You a Chance, But You Couldn’t Handle It! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 126: Controlling a Tailed Beast Is Not the Same as Becoming One Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 127: Danzo, How About You Sacrifice Yourself? Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 128: The Essence of Maneuver Warfare Lies in Flexibility Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 129: Uzumaki Mito: Yes, I Said It All! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 130: Earth Release Trench Warfare? Lightning Release: Kirin Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 131: Destruction! Combination Ninjutsu Lesson Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 132: Sometimes, Lowering the Barriers Helps Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 133: Paper Jutsu + Mutually Multiplying Explosive Tags Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 134: A Grand Performance! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 135: Ōnoki? Leave Him to Me Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 136: Have You Ever Heard of “Blossoming from the Center”? Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 137: Flying? I Know a Thing or Two! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 138: Even Without Flying Thunder God, Still “Godspeed” Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 139: He’s Your Own Son—You Gotta Pay More! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 140: The Third Raikage Must Die Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 141: Returning to School—Chūnin Prep Course Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 142: Simple—I’ll Wipe Out the Seven Ninja Swordsmen Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 143: One Sentence = One Million? Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 144: Kirigakure? Might as Well Change the Name! Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 145: A, You Are Now the Fourth Raikage! Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 146: Flying Thunder God Is Too Dirty Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 147 – Deathly Black Lightning, A Flamboyant Funeral! Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 148: Look All You Want—But Keep Your Hands to Yourself Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 149: The Strongest Spear? Already Saw Through It Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 150: Trade Routes and the Grain Economy War Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 151: This Kind of Jutsu Still Needs Testing? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 152: Milking Hashirama Cells for Profit? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 153 – You People from Kumogakure Really Have Wild Imaginations Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 154: Another Path to Immortality! Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 155: Lady Tsunade, It Must Be the Table’s Fault Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 156: This Counts as Wood Release? How Embarrassing! Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 157: Jiraiya, You’re in Trouble Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 158: A Woman’s Heart — Don’t Even Try to Guess Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 159: Build a Research Institute—for One Man? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 160: Mitokado Homura – We Take Issue with People, Not the Matter Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 161: Motivational Speech — Applied Success Theory Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 162: Trash, Merely in the Wrong Place Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 163: Do you even understand what it feels like to live as a slave? Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 164: When the Sheep Grows Up, It Plucks Its Own Wool Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 165: The Precious Things, Hidden Where No Blade Can Reach Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 166: The First Hokage’s Legacy is Truly Terrifying Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 167 – A Tool Delivered to the Doorstep Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 168: Riding Them Down — Fugaku Goes on a Rampage Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 169: The Spirit of Hustle — Amegakure Must Learn! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 170: The Drive to Excel Starts at the Top Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 171: Changing the Shinobi World? Another One’s Gone Mad Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 172: Baki? That’s a Nice Name Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 173: Could It Be an Inside Job? Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 174: Madara, It Must Be You! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 175: This Punch Is for Your Father! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 176: Kanda Kyoichi, a Frightening Man! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 177: Shinobi, Please Look at the Screen! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 178: Not Targeting Anyone—You’re All Equally Terrible! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 179: Power Rankings? No, Just a List of Cringe-Worthy Nicknames Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 180: Target — Iwagakure’s Baldy Eliminated Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 181: Are We the Only Ones Playing the Fool in Kumogakure? Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 182: Teammates Holding You Back? Kyoichi’s Tactical Classroom! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 183: The Meaning of Teaching—A Revolution in the Shinobi World! Oct 4th, 2025
Chapter 184: Ordinary People Must Strive to Improve! Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 185: When It Comes to Sabotage, He’s a Pro! Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 186: Damn It, I’ve Become the Scapegoat! Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 187 – A: Are You Freaking Extorting Me?! Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 188: The Chakra Armor, Fifth Activation Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 189: Could Be… The Target Is Itachi! Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 190: Konan, Freeloading Isn’t Okay Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 191: Why Stay at an Inn? Come to My Place! Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 192 – Tsunade: Slacking Off, Having Fun! Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 193: A Little Tip a Day Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 194 – Covered in Explosive Tags and Still Dared to Move? Bold of You! Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 195: Konan’s Secret to Getting Rich — Explosive Tag Production Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 196: Targeting Danzō? Now you’ve got me wide awake! Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 197: You’re a Good Ninja, But… Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 198: Misunderstanding! The Weak One… Is You Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 199: I’m Back, For Those Who Can’t Come Back Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 200: The Workaholic Namikaze Minato Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 201: Are You Also a Micro-Management Master? Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 202: Snatching at the Bait, Truly Worthy of You All! Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 203: The Only Chance in This Life? Oct 6th, 2025
Chapter 204: Hanzō, Someone Asked Me to Beat You Up Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 205: Failing an Open-Book Exam? Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 206: Rebellion? Uchiha Civil Unrest! Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 207: Whatever Is Right Must Be Avoided Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 208 – Madara: Damn, My Blood Pressure’s Rising! Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 209 – The Fish and the Fisherman: No One Won Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 210: What Are You So Scared Of? You’re Not the One Being Interrogated Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 211: Danzo, It’s Your Turn! Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 212: If They Won’t Listen, Then Keep Them Put Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 213: Using Breathing Techniques in Front of Me? Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 214: Why Couldn’t You Be the One to Sacrifice? Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 215: What Lies Beneath the Darkness of Konoha? Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 216: When the Roots Rot, Who Can See It? Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 217: Give Him Mercy? I Don’t Approve! Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 218: Training a Student? He Was Grooming a Clan Head Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 219: Flaws Are Why We Need a Team Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 220: Fugaku, the Classic Useless Teammate Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 221: This Is Your Son’s Signature Jutsu Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 222: Sage Mode of the Shikkotsu Forest Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 223: A Moment of Silence for the Next Generation Oct 8th, 2025
Chapter 224: The Man Who Fought the First Hokage Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 225: Only 70 Million? Boss Really Knows How to Do Business Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 226: Kakuzu, I Pity Your Foolishness Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 227: I, Kyoichi, Acknowledge You as the Strongest Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 228: Free or Paid — Your Choice Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 229: The Price of Intelligence Depends on How Much You’re Willing to Pay Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 230: I’d Rather Die Than Be Someone’s Lackey! — Orochimaru Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 231: Don’t Make It Sound So Nice Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 232: You Can’t Trust a Word Kyoichi Says Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 233 – Kyoichi: Why Did Everything Go So Off-Track? Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 234: Chōza: What the hell, we can’t even eat anymore? Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 235: Hokage Smashing Her Office Again? Just Another Day in Konoha Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 236: Off-track, but Not Completely Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 237: Neji Born Ahead of Schedule? Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 238: Are the Hyūga Just… a Bit Dumb? Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 239 - 239: One Hundred Twenty-Eight Palms — The Conceptual Jutsu Scam Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 240 - 240: No Need to Follow the Ancestors—I'll Surpass Them! Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 241 - 241: Is Obito Really Cut Out for This? Oct 10th, 2025
Chapter 242 - 242: An Eighteen-Year-Old’s Icha Icha Paradise? Oct 10th, 2025
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