Chapter 36

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Chapter 36 of "I Shall Cuck Everyone" begins with: I just finished eating my food, and to be honest, it is very tasty. It’s... See the full story!

I just finished eating my food, and to be honest, it is very tasty. It’s as if Misty dedicated all her heart while preparing it. I close the now empty dish and get up after cleaning my hands… ‘Mmm, I’m all set huh?’ I mutter as I get up on my feet. Suddenly, a thought pops into my head and I look at my hands and ears, but I can’t see any of my beast gears. What the fuck?! Where did they go?! [Oh, I forgot to tell you… but they got destroyed when your sister and mum clashed….] Wait, you mean my beast gears disintegrated… But why? [Have you forgotten? That big ass girl has a lethal ability. So the basic-tier gears couldn’t withstand her power when she tried to stop those two from fighting.] Sigh… now I remember that her blood power is very lethal, plus she has a complicated esper ability. [What type of ability is that?] “BLINK” [Oh, that’s one rare ability… it’s one of the most annoying abilities. In fact, it’s a god-slaying ability.] What do you mean by that? [Nevermind….] I hate it when you do this… [What are you going to do now? You are just building up your harem, and your ability won’t save your ass all the time because you might end up having sex with a girl that has a pathetic ability. [Now that your power is still in its early phase and you can only copy one ability, I think it would be best if you at least get an intermediate beast gear with a good active skill…] That’s a good idea, but I don’t have money… Intermediate beast gears cost at least twenty-five thousand dollars upward. The only way to get it for a slightly cheaper price is to buy the crystal and give it to a forger… [That is still somewhat troublesome. The only reasonable way to acquire a high-tier beast crystal without burning a hole through your purse is to hunt them yourselves. But either way, you need one right now.] Sigh… I don’t know what to do… [You have your mom’s ability right now. A pretty high-tier ability that shouldn’t be expected from a high schooler, are you thinking what I’m thinking…? You just need some money, and to go to your usual place…Fufufu…] Suddenly, my eyes widen in shock as I realize what the system is trying to tell me…. I LOVE YOU, SYSTEM!! PLEASE MARRY ME!! I scream inwardly while I pump my fist in excitement…. [Ewww….] Huh, what’s up with that reaction…? [If I had a body I wouldn’t date you though…] Why? Do you know that you just broke my heart…? [It would be better if it shattered into smithereens. ^__^] Am I that bad…? [Fufufu…. It’s not like that. In fact, despite being just a system, I have a crush on you. But heck I don’t like to share my things. ^__^] Wait, what the actual fuck? But you want other women to share me?! You even gave me some damned quest to fuck people’s wives! I scream inwardly and grit my teeth… [That’s because I am the cuckold system. I can steal but I can’t be stolen from…] “….” […..] Okay, I will pretend like I didn’t just hear that. [That would be the best option.] “Sigh…” I let out a frustrated sigh and begin to walk towards Misty’s room. I want to ask her for her debit card and I hope I don’t receive a punch in the eye just like I did with Aurora. [Why would she do that? She doesn’t look like someone that can even yell at you…] That’s right, Misty won’t yell, but it won’t be good if I keep making her sad. Last month, I almost freaking used up all her savings to gamble… I say in a sad voice… [What the heck? What did she do?] She cried and asked me to promise her that I will stop gambling. I don’t even think she’ll give me her debit card now that i think of it… [Ahh, that’s pretty bad… just tell her another lie… so that she will give you.] Why do I feel like you will be the death of me? I let out a sigh as I reach the door of Misty’s room. Wasting no time, I put in her security code and twist the doorknob, and in a flash, I am inside her room. Misty’s body jerks in surprise upon my sudden arrival but she quickly lowers her guard when she realizes that it’s just me. (She’s always like that though…) “Jake, I thought you were gone…” She says in a surprised tone while standing in front of her mirror and applying some makeup on her face. “Misty, are you going somewhere…?” I ask, a bit surprised that Misty has started using makeup. Which is something that only Aurora uses. “T…That’s because I…I will soon be your wife. So I have to look good for my husband…” Misty replies while she continues to apply her makeup without sparing me a glance. “But you are beautiful without make-up,” I tell her, still confused about why she decided to start using it. “Really!!?” Her body jerks in surprise as she turns and looks at me with a lovely gaze… “Yes, I am being honest Misty… But you can continue using it if it makes you feel more secure…” I say, flashing her a smile. “I love you…” She mutters and continues what she’s doing. Damn… now I feel guilty for what i am about to request for. I really need to make my own money soon and stop relying on my mom’s allowance and Misty’s hard-earned money. “Misty, I want to request something from you…” “Mmm, what is that?” “Please borrow me your debit card…” *BAM* The makeup kit in Misty’s hands suddenly falls to the ground upon hearing my words…and she suddenly turns her body and faces me. “Did you finish spending all the money in your account…? D-Don’t tell me that you are s-still gambling. Jake, you squandered 650,000 dollars on gambling the last time I gave you my card. “I…I don’t care about the money, b-but you promised not to gamble anymore. I-If you keep doing this how will you become a responsible father?” Misty says to me as her eyes get teary. [Damn…that much money?] ======================== Note: Misty is my favorite character so far, what about you? We will also be moving on to the next arc. There are still a few more arcs before the academy arc…fufufu. Please support this novel with power stones and golden tickets. I promise a mass release by month’s end if we hit 200 golden tickets! https://discord.gg/RF8pvt6KJv

Chapter 36

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