Chapter 311 – Two Pigsys
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Updated : Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 311 – Two Pigsys
Finally, over a hundred Poison-Horned Stinger Bees were locked inside the beast cage. Lin Jichen collapsed to the ground, his whole body swollen.
Luckily, these bees couldn't break through his defense; otherwise, Lin Jichen wouldn't have been able to withstand so many bee stings.
However, his face, being a weak spot, was still stung all over, leaving him with a head full of bumps.@@@@
Lin Jichen felt his face was even bigger than a pig's backside, and it burned painfully. When he saw his reflection in the water, he was startled.
His face was red and swollen, lips like sausages, ears like a pig's.
Where was the dashing, handsome man? He looked more like the reincarnation of Pigsy.
He released Panda Xiong, who was also covered in bumps, making them look like two Pigsys.
Man and bear sat on the ground, master and servant both eating elixirs to recover their health while holding their faces and howling in pain.
Lin Jichen remembered that honey could relieve pain.
He quickly got up and went to the beehive, first taking out the young queen bee and storing it away. In the future, he could use it to control the other bees.
Finally, he took out all the honey from the hive, about ten liters in total.
[Poison-Horned Honey]: Special item, quickly restores stamina, health, and a small amount of mana when consumed.
Lin Jichen applied some honey to his face, and sure enough, the swelling quickly subsided.
When it was Panda Xiong's turn, the silly bear couldn't bear to use the honey on its face and ate it all instead.
"Eat, eat, eat. Serves you right if you stay in pain," Lin Jichen scolded with a laugh.
He didn't go back on his word and gave half of the honey to Panda Xiong.
Although he felt a bit pained that such good stuff was wasted on Panda Xiong, a master must show generosity.
Panda Xiong had also put in a lot of effort, being stung from head to tail. Eating some honey was deserved.
Seeing the bear's swollen face buried in the honey, Lin Jichen couldn't help but laugh.
[Ding! Your pet Panda Xiong's loyalty has increased by 3 points. Current loyalty: 88.]
Seeing this notification, Lin Jichen felt much better.
At least the honey wasn't wasted.
After Panda Xiong finished the honey, Lin Jichen's face had returned to normal, and he finally dared to go outside.
Otherwise, he would have been too embarrassed to go out; he still had his image to maintain.
Only Panda Xiong still had a swollen face.
Niu Naitang comforted her, "Don't worry, Teacher Yan. Brother Lin is always in the game. If you want to find him, you can look for him there. There's still a chance, though not a big one."
With that, Niu Naitang waved and left.
After all the children had gone home, Yan Ruyu approached Liu Xiazi, looking dejected. "Let's go home."
"Where's my idol? Cousin, you weren't lying to me, were you?"
Liu Xiazi, who had been eagerly waiting to see Lin Jichen, was very disappointed after waiting all day without seeing him.
"Who has time to lie to you? He was just helping a friend pick up a child, not coming every day. He was here last Friday, but as soon as you come, he disappears," Yan Ruyu explained, putting the blame on Liu Xiazi.
Indeed, when Liu Xiazi wasn't around, she saw Lin Jichen every day.
But as soon as she appeared, Lin Jichen vanished. It was confirmed; she was an unlucky person.
"Ah? Why am I so unlucky? Is it really that hard to see my idol?" Liu Xiazi sighed, full of frustration.
Yan Ruyu was about to continue teasing her when she suddenly had an idea.
"By the way, Tang Tang said her birthday is next week and invited me to her party. Maybe Lin Jichen will be there."
"Really?" Liu Xiazi's eyes lit up. "Can I come too?"
Yan Ruyu hesitated, "That might not be appropriate. How can I just bring you along?"
"Cousin, please! I just want to see what my idol looks like. I promise to keep it a secret," Liu Xiazi pleaded.
"Even if you beg me, if she doesn't invite you, how can I bring you?" Yan Ruyu said.
"Please, cousin, I've always treated you like my own sister. Are you really that heartless? This is my biggest wish this year. Please, just this once," Liu Xiazi begged.
Annoyed by her whining, Yan Ruyu finally said, "Alright, shut up. I'll ask Tang Tang tomorrow. If she agrees, then you can come."
"Yay! Cousin, you're the best! Love you!"
"Stop it. The condition is you have to sleep with me tonight."
"What? Cousin, I'm still a virgin. How about I buy you a cucumber instead..."
"Liu Xiazi, I'm going to tear your mouth apart! What's in your head?" Yan Ruyu said, embarrassed and angry.
Liu Xiazi pouted, "Didn't you say you wanted me to sleep with you..."
"I meant play games with me!"
"Oh, I see. So, do you still want the cucumber?"
"I'm going to kill you!"
"Hahaha... Cousin, I'm sorry. I'll say it again next time!"
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