Chapter 46
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Updated : Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 46 of "Heaven, Earth, Me" opens introducing characters: When Yasenia and Evelyn went out, they saw a languid Angel caressing her ‘full’ stomach... Find out more!
When Yasenia and Evelyn went out, they saw a languid Angel caressing her ‘full’ stomach and a dazed Cecile. Oliver and Gustav weren’t present, they seemed to have gone near to find some food.
Yasenia looked at Cecile and said, “Sorry for the inconvenience.”
Cecile jumped with a start! She looked at Yasenia and blushed a little stammering for the first time “I-I, y-you, *Cough* Don’t worry, if it wasn’t for me feeding you that pill, this wouldn’t have happened.”
Yasenia chuckled and nodded, then she sat beside her. Cecile became stiff after her scent and presence came near.
When Yasenia saw the two boys returning, she waved at them, “What did you guys get?”
Oliver didn’t mind what happened so he answered normally, “Some rabbits, I’m truly amazed they can even survive in this environment.”
Cecil wanted to distract herself so she answered, “Haven’t you been paying attention in class? Because they don’t have energy, nor cores, they are almost like a rock on the side to ranked beasts. Only humans can get nourishment from them. Moreover, a cultivator will be able to stop eating and sleeping after they reach the Unification Realm.”
Oliver scratched his head, “Did they truly say that? Why do mom and dad eat then? They are above the mortal realms!”Diiscover new stories at novelhall.com
Yasenia rolled her eyes, “Of course, they do it for mental health! Don’t you think that if a cultivator stops eating, or sleeping they would become... Less human? That is why I learned cooking and massages. Do you think that a cultivator will need a normal massage? I want to have some... Mortal hobbies. Big bro, you should do the same.” Oliver nodded.
When all of them sat, Yasenia said scratching her cheek a little. “By the way, don’t go inside the cave, my scent is all over. When I mate, my scent can become... a little stimulating. I recommend changing places to avoid trouble. I’m sorry for the inconvenience.”
Gustav who was sitting near Yasenia sniffed the air. He raised an eyebrow after the sweet scent enter his nostrils, “It is not that bad, right? What effects does it have?”
Yasenia thought for a moment and picked one of the living rabbits, then she went inside. She exited almost right after, sat, and put the rabbit on the ground. The rabbit jumped straight at her leg and latched onto it. Then it humped her leg as if it was the last thing it wanted to do.
Everyone looked speechless at the rabbit humping the leg. They thought at the same time, ‘Truly a dangerous woman, in more than one sense!’
Yasenia shrugged and said, “This effect.”
Gustav nodded still looking at that rabbit. To make things clearer, Yasenia explained what happened in the mortal inn, of course not the sex night, but what happened to the mortal couple.
Evelyn laughed at the absurdity of the situation, while Oliver and Gustav felt pity for that man. Oliver said, “So that man can’t... get it up anymore?”
Tatyana looked satisfied at the picture and her expression changed as fast as a coin flip to a saddened expression, “Do you not love mommy anymore? I came here from so far... *Sniff*”
Five of them almost coughed blood! ‘Can you be a little more shameless!? Who would believe that false act!’
Of course, they forgot a dragoness with a love-addled brain! Yasenia glomped her mother in her embrace and said, “I love you the most! Who doesn’t dare love!? I will beat them up!”
Tatyana took a deep breath of the sweet scent that she missed these months while returning the hug, and smiled triumphantly.
The other five directly spat blood! ‘Miss Yasenia, you are normally so bright! What happened to you!? What did you do with our intelligent dragoness!?’
Of course, both of them were just playing around. Yasenia however liked doing these kinds of plays with her mother. Tatyana asked again, “Little treasure, can you explain what have you been doing to mom? You still haven’t told me why you had to use such a dangerous technique!”
Yasenia instantly complied and started explaining everything from her point of view. From the senior in the academy to today’s events. The others added their thoughts from time to time. Tatyana listened and nodded. ‘Alysa, you are lucky you are a junior, but... Maybe your family won’t be so lucky? What to do~’
Yasenia saw a strange smile on her mother’s face, so she said seriously, “Mom, let me deal with this myself. She sent almost 110 cultivators my way! I will kill her myself.”
Tatyana smiled satisfied and put down those dangerous thoughts aside... For the moment, “It is good that it wasn’t a senior who attacked you! Little treasure, your progress on the other hand is... ridiculous. Even I didn’t expect this cultivation speed.”
Tatyana looked at the belly of Evelyn and Angel and commented, “Your delicious- *cough* Your Yin and Yang energies have also advanced impressively. Evelyn, with what you have, you will be able to break through to the half-step this night. Angel, your cultivation is advancing at a nice pace too...”
Both of them blushed hard, Cecile even looked sideways towards their belly with a little envy in her eyes. Tatyana turned towards Cecile and said, “Your foundation is perfect, you also don’t have any obvious heart demons... Yet.
Tatyana advised, “By the way, don’t worry about them catching up to you. When you and my little treasure start dual cultivating, your cultivation speed will explode. Your [Extreme Yin body] and your [Ice phoenix] bloodline are splendid for dual cultivating with Yasenia.”
Tatyana looked at Cecile seriously and said, “Don’t be like those ice and moon cultivators that say that maintaining their pure Yin is beneficial. In truth, it doesn’t matter a lot, especially having a perfect dual cultivation partner like Yasenia.”
Cecile also blushed and nodded happily. This was what was stopping her from giving the last step before. The previous night, she had even resolved to slow down her cultivation speed in exchange to be with Yasenia, but these words were like music to her ears! Her worries were unfounded!
Tatyana continued, “Oliver, you are at the sixth level already, good job! If you find any cultivation treasure of ice or water during these days, you can consume it and, with luck, advance. Also... Find yourself a girl already! Even if the relationship doesn’t work, at least you can experience things. Didn’t your father give you secretly a dual cultivation technique?”
Oliver also blushed and nodded. With this, Tatyana made 4 out of six people have blushing faces! Truly, mommy Tatyana is formidable! No wonder even the dragoness has been tame- *Cough* let us not go there.
Tatyana looked at Gustav and thought a little, “Gustav, was it? Your death and darkness combination attribute is formidable. I see that you have decided to go the assassination path... It is not popular, but it is not weak either. Forget flashiness in your skills, if you can make a technique that quickens your attacks, or things like that it will be useful. You are aiming to kill, not to entertain people.”
Gustav nodded a little shy, he thought that making attacks like Yasenia’s would be cool but Tatyana has seen through him so easily! So embarrassed! Mommy Tatyana made 5 out of 6!
Yasenia looked prepared for battle! She won’t let her have the six out six! However, Tatyana spoke with a seductive smile, “Let’s have sex later, I miss having you below me~” *CRITICAL HIT* *999999 dmg* *YOU DIED*
And Mommy Tatyana made the full six out of six! Worse, she hit her own daughter, the hardest! And it was an AOE attack, leaving the others also a blushing mess! Truly ruthless!
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