Chapter 23 - 23 23 Just Consider Me a Fart

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23: Chapter 23: Just Consider Me a Fart 23: Chapter 23: Just Consider Me a Fart Chapter 23 Just Pretend I’m Nothing “Yo! Kid, you finally decided to show up? I’ve been waiting for you all night!” Five ruffian-looking young men emerged from the dark corner, each wielding a solid wooden club, encircling Lin Zifeng. The leader of the group was the very person who had been caught cheating at Lin Zifeng’s house. Turns out this bastard was here for revenge! Since he couldn’t defeat Lin Zifeng inside the small house, he called a few friends who usually strutted around the streets with borrowed authority. “I say, Tiger, was it this little bastard who beat you up?” The fierce man looked wronged; Lin Zifeng’s gaze inside the small house had indeed frightened him, yet where was Lin Zifeng’s fierce aura now? “This…! Who said I got beat by him? I just find this guy annoying, so I called everyone here to teach him a lesson.” The fierce man suddenly didn’t know what to say, especially since Lin Zifeng was now quietly staying in the corner, looking completely submissive. Moreover, now outnumbering Lin Zifeng, he dared not reveal how scared he had been. What puzzled them most was that no matter how they looked, Lin Zifeng didn’t seem like a formidable person at all? Dressed in a security uniform, looking rather plain, he was probably the kind of person who wouldn’t catch your eye if he was in a crowd. Lin Zifeng’s lips curved into a sly smile; he didn’t speak, instead quietly waiting for the next move. The fierce man was also proud; he couldn’t directly admit he had been beaten and mentioned he had suffered a setback today, so he couldn’t reveal too much now. The fierce man advanced a step, “Kid, I’m giving you a chance. Kneel down and kowtow loudly, and we’ll call it even. Otherwise, don’t blame me for killing you!” The fierce man declared with false bravado. “Kill me? Heh.” Since returning to his homeland, Lin Zifeng smiled lightly, finding it the most ludicrous thing he had heard. “What the fuck are you laughing at? Keep it down!” someone shouted angrily. “I laugh because you guys are truly ridiculous. Staying out all night just to guard me? You guys really went out of your way.” Lin Zifeng, still smoking, wore a bitter smile; this group really went to extremes. Even if they sought revenge, there was no need to wait outside. A typical ruthless person would have charged at Lin Zifeng long ago, so these actions showed that they weren’t really bad people, just fond of showing off and acting tough. “Laugh one more fucking time and see what happens.” With his group bolstered, the fierce man felt more confident and, gripping the club, pointed at Lin Zifeng’s nose and cursed. Just as he pointed the club at Lin Zifeng— Suddenly! Lin Zifeng’s eyes turned cold as silk, and the smile on his face instantly turned icy; his eyes filled with murderous intent. You could insult him, but never insult his parents! That was his taboo. “Do you know what happened to those who previously insulted my parents?” Lin Zifeng’s eyes blazed red as he stared intensely at the fierce man, quickly heightening the tension between them. Even the fierce man felt a cold chill in the air, as if he could face death at any moment! Because in the small house, the fierce man had felt Lin Zifeng’s different aura, but unable to swallow his pride, had called a few brothers to vent his anger. But now, the aura emanating from Lin Zifeng sent shivers down his spine. Sweat beads uncontrollably dripped down his forehead. Especially under Lin Zifeng’s stare, it felt as if facing a ferocious lion. “Awkward and tough, aren’t you!” I came here to fix someone up, but now I’m the one intimidated by his presence? What kind of mess is this? Someone got upset, swung their club, and smashed it towards Lin Zifeng’s head. Amid the whooshing sound of the wind mixed with a faint tearing through the air, Lin Zifeng didn’t even look; his right hand reached out, instantly grabbing the club! “Hiss” Someone couldn’t help but inhale a cold breath. “What, want to hit me?” Lin Zifeng slowly turned his head, his icy eyes like those of a brutal lion, smiling with an effortless evil, but his smile was terrifying. The burly man wielding the stick had eyes bulging like those of a dead fish! He exerted all his might to try and pull the stick back, but on the other end, Lin Zifeng appeared to hold it casually. However, his pale palm seemed like an iron clamp. It was impossible to pull the stick back. At this, the burly man was taken aback and quickly let go of the stick. The fierce man also noticed Lin Zifeng’s extraordinary ability and immediately shrank back. What followed was a scene that the five onlookers would never forget. The wooden stick, over a meter long and made of solid wood with a lot of moisture, weighed at least five pounds. Lin Zifeng simply held the other end, slightly moved his fingers, and the solid wood stick burst inch by inch. The solid wood stick slowly cracked at a speed visible to the naked eye, then gradually turned to sawdust that fell piece by piece to the ground. All five men showed a look of utter shock! Their cheeks distorted slowly with the exploding sawdust. Each person wore an incredulous expression! Some even had their legs spinning around. Is this still a human? To be able to crush a solid wood stick into sawdust! And with such clean breaks, probably not even the strongest strongman in the entire world could manage it! “This… this…!” “Am I dreaming?” “Xiao Liu, are you sure the stick you brought is solid?” … The five men looked at each other, passing shocked stares. “Don’t you guys want to teach me a lesson anymore? Should I kneel and kowtow?” Lin Zifeng still wore a benevolent face with a playful smile. For Lin Zifeng, killing these five was like crushing five ants! But he didn’t want to harm the innocent, especially since these five weren’t as bad as he had imagined, so he just tried a little something to scare them. “Ha ha! Big brother, big brother! This was a misunderstanding! All a misunderstanding.” The fierce man was terrified at first but then his smile slowly increased. A god-like turnaround in attitude. He wore a fawning expression. The other four also bent over and stooped behind the fierce man, bowing respectfully. Everyone was wise enough to lower their heads to ensure their survival. “A misunderstanding? The way you were behaving looked as though you were going to eat me, didn’t it?” Lin Zifeng asked with a light smile. Upon hearing this, the fierce man hurriedly put on a full face of smiles, laughing obsequiously like a lapdog: “Big brother, it really was a misunderstanding just now. We didn’t recognize Tai Mountain, we hope that you, being a generous man, will let us off as if we were just a fart, and let it pass.” “A fart?” Lin Zifeng squinted, puzzled. “A fart isn’t released just anywhere, you know! There should always be a reason to fart, right?” The fierce man shuddered. He quickly stepped forward, laughing: “Big brother, your generosity is as vast as the sea. On such a late night, it’s us fools who have troubled you. I hope you will cool down and let it go as if it was a breath you couldn’t catch, just to ease your mind.” seaʀᴄh thё nôvel_Fire.ηet website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality. “Aren’t you guys going to light a fire for Big Brother? What are you waiting for?” Seeing Lin Zifeng pull out a cigarette, the fierce man was quick to rebuke the other four, gesturing with his eyes and eyebrows for everyone to cooperate. But everyone was frustrated! Originally, they came here tonight to let off some steam, but now they felt as if they had run into a wall. In Lin Zifeng’s presence, it was hard for anyone to speak up, so they just glowered maliciously at the fierce man. “Here, Big Brother, your fire.” One of the guys was swift, promptly lighting Lin Zifeng’s cigarette. “Yo! Cigarettes that cost ten yuan a pack, how could you light them! My cigarettes are too shabby!” Lin Zifeng clicked his tongue, his demeanor calm. “Big brother, then smoke mine, I have soft YuXi!” The fierce man was extremely attentive at this moment, even more so than to his own parents, with a face full of apologetic smiles and bustling about like a servile dog.

Chapter 23 - 23 23 Just Consider Me a Fart

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